I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY!!

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Drunkmasterflex

#135
May 22, 2006, 10:11:01 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on May 22, 2006, 07:37:28 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 21, 2006, 05:10:58 PM
You can commence with sappy,  disingenuous, everyone-else-is-so-I-will-too posts about how you wish me happiness now.

I couldn't agree more.  If there's anything I hate, it's when people congratulate each other because they don't want to feel left out... like the a-holes at work that will "REPLY TO ALL" when the announcement of a co-worker having a baby or getting married or whatnot comes out from a manager.  You know it's because they want to show everyone how farging thoughtful they are, not because they accidentally did so.

farging asstards.

What the hell is wrong with congratulating someone that is having a baby? I understand if it is a bad situation you don't want to say anything, but if they are happy, it should be ok to be happy for them.
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JTrotter Fan

#136
May 22, 2006, 10:23:44 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 22, 2006, 07:34:16 PM
You're right, I was never meant to breed.  That's why your mom is at the abortion clinic right now.

That's great.  Oh...except she's been dead for 12 years, so you've been banging a corpse and didn't even know it. 
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Diomedes

#137
May 22, 2006, 10:32:01 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on May 22, 2006, 10:23:44 PMOh...except she's been dead for 12 years...

Well thank god for that, now it all makes sense.  Congratulations on your mother's death!
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#138
May 22, 2006, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on May 22, 2006, 10:11:01 PM
What the hell is wrong with congratulating someone that is having a baby? I understand if it is a bad situation you don't want to say anything, but if they are happy, it should be ok to be happy for them.

Nothing, if it's genuine and not just piling on because you feel compelled to appear to be nice.

Quote from: The Waco Kid on May 22, 2006, 10:23:44 PM
That's great.  Oh...except she's been dead for 12 years, so you've been banging a corpse and didn't even know it. 

She's probably not much different in the sack now than she ever was, right?

JTrotter Fan

#139
May 22, 2006, 11:33:52 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on May 22, 2006, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on May 22, 2006, 10:11:01 PM
What the hell is wrong with congratulating someone that is having a baby? I understand if it is a bad situation you don't want to say anything, but if they are happy, it should be ok to be happy for them.

Nothing, if it's genuine and not just piling on because you feel compelled to appear to be nice.

Quote from: The Waco Kid on May 22, 2006, 10:23:44 PM
That's great.  Oh...except she's been dead for 12 years, so you've been banging a corpse and didn't even know it. 

She's probably not much different in the sack now than she ever was, right?

Why don't you mind your own farging business d i c k.  Noone said shtein to you.

Dio and I hate each other and that's a fact.  So get lost.
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Rome

#140
May 23, 2006, 12:16:56 AM
Minding one's own business on a public message board is kinda difficult.

See what I mean?

:-D

PoopyfaceMcGee

#141
May 23, 2006, 07:37:08 AM
YA that is incredibly accurate!11

ice grillin you

#142
May 23, 2006, 08:43:37 AM
One more year to go... one more year to go...  wait, wife wants another

im sorry
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Philly_Crew

#143
May 23, 2006, 09:16:52 AM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on May 22, 2006, 04:49:21 PM
first kids? 

No, already have a 3 year-old.

SunMo

#144
May 23, 2006, 09:18:34 AM
thats exactly my situation when i had twins, boy/girl though.  good luck brother, it's a lot of work.
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rjs246

#145
May 23, 2006, 09:22:12 AM
Babies are gay.


OH BURN!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

#146
May 23, 2006, 09:26:09 AM
burn your gay mom!

oh snizzap!
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