Venezuela preps for American "Invasion"

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Some of you have reached a new level of geekdom that has previously been undiscovered.  There's nothing left for you all to do now but kill yourselves.  A lot. 

Let me preface this story by saying that twenty miles from the border with North Korea, there is absolutely nothing to do.

I was in Korea on a six month exercise and we played risk non-stop for eleven days one time having a tournament. It was about -20 outside, and the only other thing we had to do besides play Risk was drink piss warm Old Milwaukee from the "Beer Garden". That was one of the best things about being on a deployment in the Marines is there is always way to much booze laying about. So anyway, it's about 3:00am and we are locked in a pretty good series of games in a little hut about 20'x10', and there are some guys passed out, and some guys lazing around smoking, etc., when the corpsman (medic) starts making some garbled noises in his sleep. We all stop and turn to look at the dude. He sits bolt upright in his cot, and starts talking about having to piss, but he is completely asleep. So we start talking to him, telling him to go outside, etc.. He stands up in his drawers and walks across the little walkway, drops his shorts, and proceeds to piss all over our Leitenant's face/cot/equipment. He pulls his pants up and walks back to his cot and goes to sleep. The LT never woke up, and we never said anything.

Moral of the story: Risk isn't for nerds. I guess.

Moving soft porn avatars don't count. I imagine you're some kind of stupid bastich for going to the trouble of finding one of those things and hanging it next to your words. But whatever. I'm the icehole with the cartoon. We all suck.

farg. I thought I may have been able to get some sleep tonight.....

[hbionic]

Moral of the story: Risk isn't for nerds. I guess.

Moral of the story: Shut up and let me stare at your tits, bitch!

[Diomedes]

Let me preface this story by saying that twenty miles from the border with North Korea, there is absolutely nothing to do.

This made me laugh.