Black Jesus

[JTrotter Fan]

Buddha bitches!

[Wingspan]

TOM WAITS lyrics -

"Chocolate Jesus"

Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
Bit I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don't want no Anna Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

[Rome]

As if a man from the middle east would be a blonde-haired and blue-eyed Aryan.

[Rome]

Deion didn't thank God for the plays he botched.

Right.  He blamed Satan for those.

[methdeez]

The average IQ in America is 100.  Impaired is 90.
It's not a log scale.
That should pretty much clear it up.

The average IQ in the western world is 100.
Lower than 70 is considered impaired.
Stillupfront, you're a goddamn liar.

[methdeez]

From what I understand, the entire 'virgin' mary was born out of a mistranslation. When the bible was translated into hebrew in like 70 AD from greek (?) the word for young girl was translated to virgin. That's what I learned in my religion class anyway.
Also, doesn't Jesus have older brothers and sisters?
How exactly, if she has other children...
Yeah, you're all stupid.

[MadMarchHare]

I believe that 90 is impaired, and 70 is mentally retarded.