Happy Birthday Jerk!

Started by SD_Eagle5, November 26, 2005, 04:54:39 AM

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SD_Eagle5

November 26, 2005, 04:54:39 AM
rjs is 28 today! Happy Birthday my Sagittarius brother.  :yay





Bottoms up!

PhillyPhreak54

#1
November 26, 2005, 08:09:53 AM
Good day to have a birthday.

Go out get drunk, play poker, bet a wad on tomorrows games, enjoy your ladyfriends company and drink some more.

Happy birthday, jerkface.

Sgt PSN

#2
November 26, 2005, 08:26:13 AM
Who cares?  It's a stinking birthday and birthdays are stupid.  It's just another way of saying "Congratulations on not dying yet."  Hey, now there's an accomplishment worth celebrating.  I hope the candles on your cake set fire to the curtains and burn your house down.  Burn, baby, burn!!!  Jerk. 

Rome

#3
November 26, 2005, 11:06:34 AM



Happy birthday, icehole.

Father Demon

#4
November 26, 2005, 03:01:08 PM
Yeah...  Happy Birthday...

Now go shove it up your ass....
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

NGM

#5
November 26, 2005, 03:02:27 PM
I'm inviting Romey to my next party.  Have birthday you miserable SOB.
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Yeti

#6
November 26, 2005, 03:13:35 PM
Another birthday in bhaston.  Ha ha loser.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

MDS

#7
November 26, 2005, 03:24:43 PM
i hope you have fun eating some dudes chode tonight.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Feva

#8
November 26, 2005, 03:35:51 PM
Happy Birthday asshat.  Here's to hoping that this is your last one.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

MURP

#9
November 26, 2005, 03:51:48 PM
UnHappy Birthday farger!

hbionic

#10
November 26, 2005, 04:05:28 PM
Rjs. I hope you have a an incredible birthday with many delights sprinkled throughout the day. Rejoice in this wonderful day because approximately 29 years ago, you sniffed your mom's tang on your way into this world. Soon thereafter you were able to suckle on her lovely teets through adolecense and your teenage years. Nevermind the fact that your mother was one of the percentage of women who shat as they pushed you out of their womb. Unintentionally and with little remorse, you were born with a dirty sanchez...which has been kept from you until now. Your parents always wanted a girl...but they realized that they couldn't push you back in, shake your mom's belly wildly while the doctor blew a whistle and poured tequila down your mom's pipe along with a big slap in the ass in hopes of her pushing a girl. It was trial by error...they tried 3 times with no results. They couldn't trade you either. With that brown smear you were wearing under your nose...they couldn't find any takers...except for this one hispanic family...but before they signed the final papers...the hispanic family realized it wasn't a real mustache. They tore up the contract and took the sack of beans they traded for you. You were that close to being 'rjs Martinez'. They were suspicious looking too. One of the nurses had glanced into their bag and notice a big tube of astro glide. She informed the doctor that she thought those people intended to have finger sex with you. You would have probably grown up to be a little sick and twisted if you had been a Martinez.

So keep on truckin!
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

rjs246

#11
November 27, 2005, 12:58:32 PM
What a bunch of sweethearts.

I celebrated on Thursday with some friends. While everyone else was making Thanksgiving dinner I drank more than I thought was possible for a 28 year old. I don't remember dinner but I do remember hurling the turkey carcass off of my boy's balcony in Brooklyn, effectively ridding the apartment of any hope of leftovers. I'm an ass.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SD_Eagle5

#12
November 27, 2005, 01:00:12 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 27, 2005, 12:58:32 PM
What a bunch of sweethearts.

I celebrated on Thursday with some friends. While everyone else was making Thanksgiving dinner I drank more than I thought was possible for a 28 year old. I don't remember dinner but I do remember hurling the turkey carcass off of my boy's balcony in Brooklyn, effectively ridding the apartment of any hope of leftovers. I'm an ass.

That's quality fun right there  :yay

JTrotter Fan

#13
November 27, 2005, 01:24:48 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 27, 2005, 12:58:32 PM
What a bunch of sweethearts.

I celebrated on Thursday with some friends. While everyone else was making Thanksgiving dinner I drank more than I thought was possible for a 28 year old. I don't remember dinner but I do remember hurling the turkey carcass off of my boy's balcony in Brooklyn, effectively ridding the apartment of any hope of leftovers. I'm an ass.

But you did a good deed...for the rats! 
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
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