How can we win without a Haiku Thread?

[sallad selgae]

Someone had to start this thread before our weekend goes into the crapper.

[rjs246]

Eagles versus Chefs?
Great googely boogely.
We will smote them good.

[sallad selgae]

Dick Vermiel will Cry
More than David Akers Did
When  His Team Loses

[BigEd76]

Bye, Darnerien.
We'll remember your one catch.
We needed France though.

[QB Eagles]

Those aren't tears of joy.
Sunday Night, Coach will quit to
Sell health insurance.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Birds' shocking run D
Must be playing in top form
For Eagles to win

Welbourn the monkey
The steroid monkey, that is
Will not play Sunday

I openly asked
At the start of the season,
"Trent Green... 4th best Q?!?"

The previous words
Are, of course, referring to
Fantasy Football

Larry Johnson is
Not the best boyfriend around
Just ask Tomohawk

Watching anyone
Kick off instead of Bartrum
Will be a nice change

Have the Chiefs gone and
Signed Freddie Mitchell again?
If so, Eagles win.

McNabb's guts could spill
All over Arrowhead's grass
He'd still out-throw Trent

After the 1st game
Chiefs D thought they were quite good
But the Jets just suck

[Geowhizzer]

McNabb's hernia
May prevent him from running
He'll still beat the Chefs.

We still love Vermeil
For Super Bowl XV
Sad to beat him down

What will Freddie Think
Watching Philly win Sunday
From his living room?

[JTrotter Fan]

Vermeil is a tool
his false teeth are made of wood
damn, he's and old fart

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Vermeil cries too much
In fact, he's quite the Hoyda
He makes whine Sunday

[Rome]

Kansas City Sucks
Kansas City Sucks A Lot
Kansas City Sucks

[MDS]

Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah
I'm a little crying bitch
I am Dick Vermil

[MURP]

Someone had to start this thread before our weekend goes into the crapper.

good call.