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Title: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: MDS on November 24, 2019, 05:11:11 PM
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Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 05:15:25 PM
I'm not convinced they can win this one.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 05:16:13 PM
it really has nothing to do with the eagles....the dolphins can beat them...its just a matter of whether they are willing to try hard enough to do it
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 24, 2019, 05:16:36 PM
Yeah... I'm going to this one.  Can't wait to drive the 3 hours to see this dreck.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2019, 06:03:55 PM
I hope the Fins are catching double digits bc itíll be hammer time
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: MDS on November 24, 2019, 06:07:56 PM
if j even in a hypothetical is against the eagles you know its bad
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on November 24, 2019, 06:44:17 PM
So, bet the under?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 06:45:35 PM
if j even in a hypothetical is against the eagles you know its bad

lol
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: AO1 on November 24, 2019, 06:48:19 PM
Yeah... I'm going to this one.  Can't wait to drive the 3 hours to see this dreck.

A large portion of my friends/family are flying down for this game. Was supposed to go then my water heater broke so I spent the money on that...wise decision. From my understanding itíll be at least 1/3 eagles fans
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 06:54:27 PM
miami has been a bucket list game for me since the 2006 30k eagle fans there...this year is supposed to be 40-50

im IN

taking a 26 hour train by myself on thanksgiving day
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 24, 2019, 07:06:07 PM
Line is 7.5

Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on November 24, 2019, 07:44:17 PM
Every team other than the Skins, Jets, and Hoyer Colts have put up 27+ on Dolphins.

This should settle whether the Eagles are still in the jumble of average teams, or should now be regarded as a totally dead offense. It's hard to imagine the current team getting to 27.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: ice grillin you on November 24, 2019, 07:48:54 PM
we already have that answer...the eagles are complete trash

again the question is how hard do the dolphins try
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: MDS on November 25, 2019, 10:10:39 AM
i would anticipate this game going to just south fla, philly and perhaps dallas. thats it.

buff streams week boys
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Rome on November 25, 2019, 02:08:14 PM
Not going.  No interest.  Go Birds or something. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on November 29, 2019, 05:41:05 PM
Looks like Howard is gonna be out again. Worst stinger in history.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: ice grillin you on November 30, 2019, 12:09:51 AM
im pretty sure the entire city of philadelphia is here
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: MDS on November 30, 2019, 11:03:26 AM
the last time the eagles lost in miami, doug was the qb and norm johnson missed a late tying fg

https://www.footballdb.com/games/boxscore.html?gid=1999102408
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on November 30, 2019, 11:57:40 AM
Eagles are 0-2 against Miami when Doug is prominently involved.

https://youtu.be/ZSbLa3dzM1c?t=194
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 30, 2019, 12:34:54 PM
https://twitter.com/ochocinco/status/1200560942544752640
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 30, 2019, 12:36:08 PM
Looks like Howard is gonna be out again. Worst stinger in history.

Yep.

https://twitter.com/JClarkNBCS/status/1200824196688961537
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 30, 2019, 03:40:05 PM
Eagles are 0-2 against Miami when Doug is prominently involved.

https://youtu.be/ZSbLa3dzM1c?t=194

I remember listening to that one on the radio sitting in a wal mart parking lot
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Diomedes on November 30, 2019, 04:18:44 PM
Lunch break?

Cruising for chicks?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Rome on November 30, 2019, 04:27:41 PM
$20 blowies. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on November 30, 2019, 07:38:23 PM
Only counts if you were wearing a wife beater and khaki pants half
way down your ass.  Oh and your 16 year old baby mama is present.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 30, 2019, 07:39:33 PM
Do I really have to drive across the state for this shteinshow tomorrow?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 01, 2019, 11:33:52 AM
Well, weíre here.  Eagles fans are taking over this joint.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Diomedes on December 01, 2019, 11:58:54 AM
Go find igy and give him a big hug for me.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 12:22:10 PM
You should have been waiting for him at the train platform.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 01, 2019, 12:28:39 PM
Igyís probably face down somewhere on South Beach.

BTW... sorry GF, but I havenít seen any Koy Detmer jersies yet... but there is a rather large man in a Kevin Kolb jersey in the next section.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 01:05:09 PM
Ah yes, the Fitzpatrick revenge game.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 01:09:46 PM
Wentz trying to keep this one interesting, I see.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 01:20:34 PM
Alshon is alive?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 01:23:30 PM
unfortunately
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 01:24:25 PM
I've seen children throw a ball for the very first time that looked better than that third down throw by Wentz.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 01:29:23 PM
I've seen children throw a ball for the very first time that looked better than that third down throw by Wentz.

That was pretty disgusting.

So far they're lucky Fitz is missing wide open receivers
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 01:29:47 PM
God damn the Dolphins are bad.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 01:30:10 PM
Barnett is alive?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 01:34:18 PM
Of course Agholor shows up on a play that won't count.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 01:35:08 PM
Mack Hollins doing something in a game for the first time in a month and it's a penalty.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 01:35:44 PM
Officials doing their best to make the NFL unwatchable

Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 01:37:24 PM
Hey Doug, 7 defensive backs?  Did you consider running the rock down this Pop Warner teams throat?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 01:41:42 PM
Apparently there was a receiver around that lineman's feet.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Munson on December 01, 2019, 01:41:58 PM
Wow
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 01:43:19 PM
The Fitztragic giveth, and giveth, and giveth, and the Fitzmagic taketh away.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 01:44:59 PM
As bad as Fitzpatrick is he throws a football much better than Carson Wentz
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 01:47:06 PM
Playing Miami and the best option is taking the ball out of Wentz's hands, nice!
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 01:47:20 PM
It's time to put in McCown. We're ready for the Career Backup Bowl.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 01:49:40 PM
The best pass from Wentz this season to a receiver not named Jackson injured Agholor. I'm okay with this.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 01:52:47 PM
"Kill kill, time to pick up zero yards on this play!" Every week.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 01:56:37 PM
JP's weekly drive killing penalty.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 01:57:20 PM
Turn up the hearing aid Peters!
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 02:01:28 PM
Major uncalled block in the back on that Laird play. Maybe if he gently touched the guy like Hollins did it would have drawn a flag.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 02:02:44 PM
Major uncalled block in the back on that Laird play. Maybe if he gently touched the guy like Hollins did it would have drawn a flag.

Refs showing blatant favoritism to the 2 win Miami Dolphins.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 02:03:00 PM
Darby not even trying to touch that ball.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 02:04:07 PM
You're farged now, Fitz, you don't have 40 yards left to air it out.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 02:04:42 PM
Fitz>>>Wentz

My dog covering the worst team in football receivers>>>Ronald Darby

Darby stinks!
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 02:11:27 PM
Barnett, the defensive version of Jason Peters
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 02:11:52 PM
I could watch that trick play on a loop forever.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Rome on December 01, 2019, 02:12:22 PM
theyíre going to lose to this garbage team. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 02:12:31 PM
Jalen Mills interfering even when he doesn't have to.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 02:13:07 PM
There is no reason the Dolphins should ever not go for it on 4th down.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 02:14:13 PM
This will be PI, even though it is border line first and goal fish.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 02:15:29 PM
theyíre going to lose to this garbage team.

Of course they are.  They're not much better than the 2-9 lineup they're playing.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 02:16:26 PM
This will be PI, even though it is border line first and goal fish.

Whatever it takes to get Jalen Mills out of the league quicker.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 02:17:29 PM
And we all laughed at Dallas
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Munson on December 01, 2019, 02:18:25 PM
What the farg
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 02:18:41 PM
How do you not call a timeout as soon as you see that formation
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 02:19:27 PM
The Eagles deserve to lose out the rest of the season.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 02:20:15 PM
Seriously, time to blow this team up. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Rome on December 01, 2019, 02:20:21 PM
Doug has to save timeouts for meaningless challenges. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 02:22:57 PM
The Eagles deserve to lose out the rest of the season.

They will, BUT watch they will beat Dallas and lose to the garbage of the league. 

Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 01, 2019, 02:23:03 PM
Insane

Dont even have energy to scream
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 02:25:55 PM
Holy shtein that's a lot of empty sideline seats.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Munson on December 01, 2019, 02:34:16 PM
Lol Carson still air mailing that flat pass
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 02:34:27 PM
Wentz straight up McNabb'd that throw.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 02:35:56 PM
JJAW freed himself from the hold and got more than a foot of separation for the first time in his career!
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 02:36:06 PM
What an exhausting drive to watch, and not in a good way.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 02:38:19 PM
Wentz's best pass of the day was a 2-pt conversion.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Rome on December 01, 2019, 02:43:34 PM
Holy shtein that's a lot of empty sideline seats.

Face value is $660/seat. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 02:44:37 PM
Holy shtein that's a lot of empty sideline seats.

Face value is $660/seat. 

Yeah, I'd pay $6.60 for a good sideline seat of this mess.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 02:55:01 PM
At least Miami's trying. I don't know what the Eagles are doing.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Rome on December 01, 2019, 03:19:19 PM
That is their season in a nutshell.  Score a TD, defense lays down, gives it right back, offense marches down the field, mystifyingly drops a sure first down pass, gives up a garbage sack, misses FG. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 01, 2019, 03:20:23 PM
farg

You

Ertz
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 03:21:35 PM
So that's 30 yards now for hitting Fitzpatrick. Maybe they can stop doing that.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 03:24:45 PM
Eagles DBs are a tire fire.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 03:24:55 PM
This defense was supposed to be good, right?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 03:26:18 PM
Are we all in agreement the Eagles suck?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 01, 2019, 03:27:22 PM
Lolololol

Theyíre getting worked
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 03:28:44 PM
Eagles DBs are a tire fire.

And didnít we love the press and the homers reaction that the D is back because Darby and Mills are back.  Two C- corners. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 03:31:40 PM
I'm sure this game is going to end with a Fitz pick, but man is it awful just getting there.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 03:37:28 PM
Alshon is slow as farg
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 03:41:48 PM
Every time I see Mills celebrate I fight the urge to vomit. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 03:42:55 PM
Get Mills out of there
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 03:43:08 PM
Let me rephrase that every time I see Mills out there I DO get violently ill.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Munson on December 01, 2019, 03:44:24 PM
Lol this team is pathetic.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 03:44:40 PM
"He sees a matchup he likes"  sorry Rhonde every QB in the league likes any matchup on Mills.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 03:44:41 PM
Imagine a game plan that isn't just "Throw deep at Mills every play."
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 03:45:11 PM
Welp, that's the game.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on December 01, 2019, 03:45:46 PM
Dolphins 5 straight td drives.  5.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 03:46:29 PM
Oh boy!  This is great!  We get to see Wentz's first game winning drive!  AND it's against the worst team in the NFL.  So exciting.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 03:46:35 PM
This team is dogshtein
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 03:47:16 PM
Oh boy!  This is great!  We get to see Wentz's first game winning drive!  AND it's against the worst team in the NFL.  So exciting.

Slow down.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 03:51:26 PM
It's really cool to not be able to see a farging thing because of the sliver of sunlight on the hash marks.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Rome on December 01, 2019, 03:51:38 PM
Thank God for LII. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 03:55:05 PM
I do like the nice long 3/4 jogging speed patterns Alshon is running. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 03:58:46 PM
Good call Rhonde, What happened to the pass rush this half?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:01:24 PM
this defense is ass.  No excuse they are getting manhandled by Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Bradham with the worst hands in sports.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 04:02:03 PM
defense cant get off the farging field
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 04:02:43 PM
The Eagles are going to lose by two scores to the Miami farging Dolphins.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 04:03:02 PM
Even a field goal here ices the game.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:03:13 PM
I thought you guys said Maddux was good?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:05:36 PM
This may be the last Eagles game I ever watch
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:07:21 PM
Thank God for LII.

I'm taking my one and only Super Bowl.  This franchise will never smell another one again.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 04:09:37 PM
I can't remember the last time I've been this angry during an Eagles game. And I've seen some shtein.

This is true garbage in a must-win, should-be-easy game.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:10:31 PM
Well our $5 MM kicker is clutch, oh wait.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:13:36 PM
I can't remember the last time I've been this angry during an Eagles game. And I've seen some shtein.

This is true garbage in a must-win, should-be-easy game.

This is shocking but almost expected.  The D line has played will in two or three games all year, Linebackers are ass, secondary is the worst I have seen in my 48 years of following this team. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 04:14:30 PM
How was the clock still running when Alshon rolled OOB untouched?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Munson on December 01, 2019, 04:15:03 PM
How was the clock still running when Alshon rolled OOB untouched?

Yeah that made no sense to me either
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:16:48 PM
Its a completion.  To late though.  Fitz will get the ball back and run three straight QB sneaks and gain 25 yards.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:19:01 PM
Your wife would have caught that Zach
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 04:19:46 PM
Why not throw it short of the endzone on 3rd down when you're getting the warning? farg you, Doug.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:21:13 PM
Dolphins are daring Jeffery The Sloth to beat them.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 04:21:56 PM
Hey Dolphins, here's a hint: Wentz is gonna try to force this one in to Ertz.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 04:22:16 PM
Oh not even going for it.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 04:23:53 PM
Matt Stafford like empty stats for Wentz today.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 04:25:00 PM
which one of these jerkoffs is gonna jump offsides on this series
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:25:13 PM
What can they do about this mess?  Just to much to clean up.  this will be a long rebuild.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:28:45 PM
Ertz had a game for the ages
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Munson on December 01, 2019, 04:30:36 PM
Ertz and Alshon both had a chance at that hail mary

Man this team sucks
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 01, 2019, 04:30:37 PM
Eagles came damn close to actually pulling that off.

What can they do about this mess?  Just to much to clean up.  this will be a long rebuild.

A bunch of guys are paid for 3+ years and will be around whether they regress or not. They won't have tons of money to spend until the new CBA, when everyone else will too. Short term: Gotta draft some guys who aren't losers. Gotta bring in some CBs and WRs who don't break the bank but actually belong in the NFL.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:31:55 PM
Matt Stafford like empty stats for Wentz today career.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:36:41 PM
31 points should have been more than enough to beat the Dolphins and Ryan Fitzpatrick.

This back 7 for the birds is complete trash.  Bradham is done. GHill is a career special teamer, Jenkins is barely a shell of himself.  The rest of the secondary is not worth even discussing.

Not sure WTF happened to the D Line the second half.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Rome on December 01, 2019, 04:39:54 PM
This isnít on Wentz.  Sorry. 

That was the worst defensive performance I have ever seen considering the opponent. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 04:47:23 PM
It was one of the worst defensive performances of all time, no doubt. 
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: AO1 on December 01, 2019, 05:00:09 PM
farging bums
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 01, 2019, 05:23:45 PM
IGY have about 7 Mojito's on me!  You deserve it having to witness this shtein live and in person.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: AO1 on December 01, 2019, 05:58:02 PM
Yeah... I'm going to this one.  Can't wait to drive the 3 hours to see this dreck.

A large portion of my friends/family are flying down for this game. Was supposed to go then my water heater broke so I spent the money on that...wise decision. From my understanding itíll be at least 1/3 eagles fans

Hot shower > Watching the Eagles lose to Miami

Donít give two shteins how great the city is the trip is totally ruined with that loss
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: ice grillin you on December 01, 2019, 06:08:25 PM
way bigger problem than the corners is that ryan fitzpatrick is legit better than carson wentz
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: AO1 on December 01, 2019, 06:31:54 PM
Flyers trolling the birds

Philadelphia Flyers

@NHLFlyers
 ICYMI: Weíve won four games straight and have 35 points entering December for the first time since the 1995-96 season. #FlyOrDie https://www.nhl.com/flyers/news/november-reign/c-312037792 Ö
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 07:37:52 PM
Has Fitzpatrick ever actually lost a game to the Eagles? What the farg kind of monkey paw did he wish on?

Defense got 10 points, then gave up five straight touchdowns and a field goal for good measure. You can't even say they were tired because they were on the field for like four minutes total when that shtein started. I don't care how bad your offense is (real bad, it turns out), you can't go giving up 37 points and expect to win.

To hell with it. They got their ring. Blow this shtein up from Howie on down. After they lose next week just put Wentz out there with all backups until he gets crippled and they can take his contract off the books.

Is there even a scenario where they can lose next week and make the playoffs? I farging hope not.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: MDS on December 01, 2019, 08:37:58 PM
the fun part is there are many things wrong with this team and a bunch of different reasons they lost this game...its not just one thing or one guy.

big picture
-doug is a complete zero of a human being
-carson is just ok and liable to get severely outplayed by journeyman fossil ryan fitzpatrick

this game
-devante parker's anal rape of mills/darby made me physically uncomfortable and also super jealous that this POS team has a wr of this caliber. remember anybody couldve had him last season when gase was in charge and had had enough. granted, the eagles would not have unearthed the talent. but.
-they had a 28-13 lead early in the 3q and then got smoked by a team designed to lose. this is impressive in its scope of incompetence.
-josh sweat had a sack or two but was lost several times on big plays and was the guy who let the kicker get behind him on the gadget play.
-zach ertz. retire.
-theres a lot of things you can point to as to why they lost but the sack carson took in 2nd down with around 220 to go was the worst of them all. they had to score (fg/td) with about 210 left. in that spot if you throw it away whatever. the sack destroyed them. they lost 40 seconds and defensive clock stoppage because of it. carson wentz. you. are. not. special.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 01, 2019, 08:44:50 PM
Do I really have to drive across the state for this shteinshow tomorrow?

 :-\

Home. 

The fans showed up in droves.  The team... especially the defense, did not.

What a disaster this team is.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 01, 2019, 08:52:29 PM
I donít have the energy to be mad. They ate my soul today. I said they had five years of whatever after the SB but I canít watch this shtein.

Undisciplined
Arrogant to change (Schwartz)
zesty players
Lack of attention to detail

I stopped watching at the end of the third. Got up and started the drive back to Houston bc it was gonna take forever due to holiday traffic. 2:45 drive was 4:00 today so I didnít have time to sit there and watch the Dolphins take those shteinbags out to the woodshed. farg em.

Lose out. Donít win another game.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2019, 08:56:38 PM
They lost to the tanking-ass Miami goddam Dolphins. Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 02, 2019, 04:52:48 AM
-josh sweat had a sack or two but was lost several times on big plays and was the guy who let the kicker get behind him on the gadget play.
-zach ertz. retire.
-theres a lot of things you can point to as to why they lost but the sack carson took in 2nd down with around 220 to go was the worst of them all. they had to score (fg/td) with about 210 left. in that spot if you throw it away whatever. the sack destroyed them. they lost 40 seconds and defensive clock stoppage because of it. carson wentz. you. are. not. special.

Those three points sum it all up.  Sweat looked like a kid lost in an amusement park on the trick play.  Dazed and confused.
Ertz has been shtein of late, step up against this god awful defense full of rejects you meat head.
That sack was simply just plain stupid.  I'm surprised more people aren't screaming about that.  Unacceptable.

And Doug and his "that's a good team" comment was just such an awful cliche.  Hears one for you I'd like to hear  "We played like garbage against a bad football team we should have annihilated".  Let's discuss why you didn't call a timeout when they lined up in that strange formation on the trick play.

Other than the bearded farg & Rosen I coudn't name one Dolphin before today. 

Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Diomedes on December 02, 2019, 06:58:01 AM
I couldn't name one either but they were clearly the better football team yesterday.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 02, 2019, 10:44:47 AM
https://twitter.com/zackblatt/status/1201522049535160320?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: Don Ho on December 02, 2019, 03:58:57 PM
Who had a worse grade than Mills?  Helen Keller?
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: QB Eagles on December 02, 2019, 05:04:57 PM
Probably Darby.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 02, 2019, 07:00:01 PM
I think Wentz May be slow in the head

https://twitter.com/baldynfl/status/1201645222205251584 21
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 02, 2019, 07:05:34 PM
He was awful any time they had him rolling left.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: MDS on December 02, 2019, 07:28:04 PM
andy dalton jr
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: ice grillin you on December 02, 2019, 07:42:17 PM
no joke....i was screaming at my boy on that exact play yesterday about agholor running free...you could so blatantly see it from our end zone view
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 02, 2019, 08:40:34 PM
He makes some dumb farging throws. I know Nelly has sucked but JFC when youíre that wide open you throw it to the guy. If a farging KICKER can make a catch so can he.

Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: MDS on December 02, 2019, 09:28:15 PM
He makes some dumb farging throws. I know Nelly has sucked but JFC when youíre that wide open you throw it to the guy. If a farging KICKER can make a catch so can he.

its not like he didnt trust nelly...he threw to him plenty

wentz just didnt see it because hes not that good and is prone to miss things
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: ice grillin you on December 02, 2019, 10:57:16 PM
whats amazing is that alshon saw it and hes not supposed to be looking for it
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: MDS on December 02, 2019, 11:09:14 PM
and you wonder why he loves nick and hates wentz
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 02, 2019, 11:12:47 PM
It's not like Foles had a great game this week either.
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: General_Failure on December 03, 2019, 01:45:15 PM
Who had a worse grade than Mills?  Helen Keller?

Denzel Ward, CLE: 31.5 Overall (36.6 Run Defense, 29.3 Tackling, 32.8 Coverage)
Jalen Mills, PHI: 35.0 Overall (63.7 Run Defense, 79.7 Tackling, 31.4 Coverage
Title: Re: Week 13 - Dolphins: Makes Me Sick Motherfarger How Far We Done Fell
Post by: AO1 on December 03, 2019, 02:32:22 PM
I wouldíve bet it was Josh Shaw