Jalen Carter inactive
Gabe Hall up from the PS
Nakobe activated
They better blow these iceholes out and hope the MetLife turf doesn't murder anyone.
Fire Patullo
Shut up and enjoy your 14-12 snoozefest.
That said, this would be a great time for them to get their shtein together.
I think I'll be able to freeload on a family member's Prime to watch tonight.
Odds that tomorrow someone will be telling us that Dart >> Hurts?
lol no doubt
Hopefully the Phillies win and that'll delay the Dart dwarfs Hurts talk
https://www.twitch.tv/primevideo
These kickoff rules are ass.
A lot of things are ass in this game.
Kelee Ringo...ass
No one showed up to play this week, I guess.
Mega mega ass
This is ridiculous
I haven't seen a complete Eagles collapse like this since the Peyton Manning Colts dragged their dicks across their faces.
James Mungro game!
Always a good sign when you have to go to trick plays to try to catch up to a team looking at mock drafts in October.
Barkley keeps wanting to cut back inside to be tackled.
Okay, now they're definitely doing to ban the shove next year.
God damn Hurts can not throw an accurate deep ball this year.
2023 vibes
No pass rush. Nobody left alive to cover. Even when they finally hit somebody it's still for a positive gain.
did stoutland hit a wall
Yeah, he ran out of 400 pound bust tackles to plug in at guard.
Cool, I can turn this slop off now.
Son of a bitch half ass paying attention during the debacle at Chavez Ravine, but just turn this on just farg all of us. Those if you aren't Phillies fans enjoy life because we're about to get a double ass pack sandwich here on the dark side.
I'm with Todd. This guy sucks.
Quote from: SD on October 09, 2025, 10:09:15 PM2023 vibes
At least that team crawled into the playoffs this team looks like they're gonna be sniffing not much but other teams jocks.
Is this the worst 5 day stretch of Philly sports?
Went from worst 24 hours ever to worst 48' hours ever turning into worst week ever in Philly sports lore.
howie's depth moves are all massive L's
every single one
yeesh
Hard to tell if this is just a complete beat down or the team in white has just quit.
in the macro there are serious roster construction issues but tonight was almost all about the injuries...the list of guys who didnt start and/or finish the game was kind of crazy...it was almost guaranteed that there would be massive injury regression this year after how extremely lucky they were last year on that front
Dynamite sales will go up tremendously in the Delaware Valley this week as there is a lot of blowing up to do.
is it me or is hurts a vacuum of fun
jaxson dart and cam skataboo having the whitiest time of their lives and when the eagles win its seattle 1993
I will agree with that iggy. When I finally turned the game on after a half hour regurgitating in the toilet after the Phillies debacle, I did notice the defense had a lot of jersey numbers I have not seen this season.
We all know the offensive line is being held together by scotch tape.
You are definitely not inviting Jalen Hurts to your local watering hole comedy improv night.
Howie's moves have sucked.
The OC is a disaster. Not being able to scheme open ANY of the weapons is total malfeasanc.
Quote from: MDS on October 09, 2025, 11:31:46 PMis it me or is hurts a vacuum of fun
jaxson dart and cam skataboo having the whitiest time of their lives and when the eagles win its seattle 1993
He's a sociopath who made football his fixation instead of money, surgery, or serial murder.
Go easy on us GF, the Phillies fans on this board have had a rough week.
Oh damn! AJ Brown was wide open in the end zone on that INT! Hurts, all you can do is shake your head.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 09, 2025, 11:42:13 PMHowie's moves have sucked.
The OC is a disaster. Not being able to scheme open ANY of the weapons is total malfeasanc.
Every year without fail he makes an in season move that's a total clunker. Figured even though they gave up
Too much for a kick returner at least he'd be good in that role. Nope...bigsby can't catch a farging kick off.
Petullo has no business as an OC. Hello 2023 Brian Johnson. I wasn't a huge Moore fan but at least the offense wasn't slop.
Don't care about the defensive injuries they were playing against a horrible banged up offense. Wan'dale Robinson is their #1 wr. He's a possession receiver they made look like Jerry rice
the giants lost to the saints last week...they are garbage. imagine what an even mediocre team would've done to them
everyone gonna pile on patullo and yea hes trash, but theres only so much you can do with a tier 3 qb and broken OL
Quote from: MDS on October 10, 2025, 09:36:32 AMeveryone gonna pile on patullo and yea hes trash, but theres only so much you can do with a tier 3 qb and broken OL
Some would make excuses some win Super a Bowl. Take a look at their o line in the playoffs last season. Just a reminder they had a broken down Dickerson playing center at one point. Barkley's trash too by your logic
Not lying would have brought Cjgj back. Yea he's a pain in the ass but the D isn't get bitch slapped without some push back. Catfish theory (not the show the theory)
all people do is make excuses for hurts
either you have a good enough qb who can cover for all the other shortcomings or you dont. they dont. and so what the farg is the point of him then
Quote from: MDS on October 10, 2025, 11:07:52 AMall people do is make excuses for hurts
either you have a good enough qb who can cover for all the other shortcomings or you dont. they dont. and so what the farg is the point of him then
He proved he could win a farging Super Bowl what in the world are you blabbing about? Hurts sucks except when he's good but that's only because he's surrounded by a good team until the rest of the team also sucks then he sucks too.
Using your logic Saquan sucks too so what's the point. Why are you making excuses for him and his poultry 3 ypc?
he didnt win a super bowl, he was on a team that won a super bowl
Quote from: MDS on October 10, 2025, 01:24:35 PMhe didnt win a super bowl, he was on a team that won a super bowl
Same applies to Mahomes and the 2-3 chiefs
doug williams >>>>
Quote from: SD on October 10, 2025, 01:49:13 PMQuote from: MDS on October 10, 2025, 01:24:35 PMhe didnt win a super bowl, he was on a team that won a super bowl
Same applies to Mahomes and the 2-3 chiefs
huh?...mahomes has two league and three SB mvp's