Helluva start boys!
That fargin' bum Hurts getting bailed out by special teams once again.
Not sleepwalking today
Interesting scoring play
If they keep this up and win convincingly I'm going full Dallas fan and saying they go undefeated.
OL still isn't in a run blocking groove
Seem very disjointed still
Offense still needs a lot of work. Can't run worth a shtein, play calling is still suspect.
Slim takes some licks and they don't phase him
Another shovel!
I take back everything I said about the play calling.
So far, so good. Keep it up.
Big fan of them just forgetting to put the scorebug up on the screen for this drive.
Who needs linemen?
The slant to AJ continues to be free yards.
Would be nice to get Saquon going
And the injuries are piling up
Oh good, we're getting the reverse of last week.
They have to make something from that turnover.
I can't wait for the day they start planning to build a dome for the next stadium down there.
Years of pushes to set up one magnificent play.
In retrospect, a 350 pound spy might not have been the best option on that play.
Implosion incoming
You can't say implosion incoming when they're in the middle of imploding. The good news is the offense, defense, and special teams are all shteinting the bed.
This one's super over. By now you'd expect Hurts would have at least have tried running it himself when nothing else is working, but he's back there throwing bad pass after bad pass.
Baker got too cute for his own good, so they'll have to take the lead three minutes from now instead.
they have played 4 games and jalen hurts has been good for 3 independent halves
17 points via the offense today...good stuff as usual. they just have such a good team.
lil guy rubbed himself raw waiting to come rip Hurts
tell me how im wrong...he was sam darnold seeing ghosts in 2H
I didn't like the way Hurts gave up back to back 70 yard TDs, he's gotta clean that up if he wants to be taken seriously.
The whole team played like ass in the second half.
Hurts MVP
4-0 🦅
Quote from: General_Failure on September 28, 2025, 05:22:46 PMI didn't like the way Hurts gave up back to back 70 yard TDs, he's gotta clean that up if he wants to be taken seriously.
The whole team played like ass in the second half.
17 points
That was shtein. Great first half and complete horse shtein second half. We all get it, it was like playing in a burning inferno down there, but it sure looked like they took the gas off in the second half and just were hoping and scratching and clawing to barely get out of there with the W.
aj brown tweeting through it
this is what playing with hurts does to people
Focus on baseball and Uncle John
"QB Jalen Hurts didn't complete a single pass in the second half, going 0-for-8."
Quote from: Don Ho on September 28, 2025, 07:10:51 PM"QB Jalen Hurts didn't complete a single pass in the second half, going 0-for-8."
durrrr dey are 4-0 durrrr durrr
-sd, j
Whole team had a real bad second half. Defense seemed like they had no idea what was going on half the time. Returning kickoffs seems to be something completely foreign to them. Offensive playcalling was as bad as usual for this season, line could barely pass protect and sure as hell can't run block. It was like watching the worst Reid traits all over again where my barely-paying-attention ass knew what was coming depending on down and distance. Hurts kept digging himself in deeper when normally he will at least take off just to keep the drive going. His deep ball just wasn't there at all. I don't know if it was him or Saquan that didn't know which way that one run was going, but that's the kind of dumb shtein you'd expect from the Bears or Cardinals.
Real glad they've got a month of free games coming up. Maybe they'll get their collective shtein sorted out.
I was watching the game with Lady Rome and was bitching up a storm in the second half.
She turned to me and said, can't you just be happy they're winning games like this now instead of cold choking them away like they did for as long as I've known you?
Gotta admit, she got a point.
Go team.
Something something victory something agony of reading about it the next day.
But no, your wife is wrong. It it perfectly acceptable to want the product you're spending so much time and money on to be enjoyable.
We can be pissed.
And stop forcing the ball to AJ! That's when Hurts lost it. I'll need to watch replay but I bet guys were open. AJ doubled? Hmmmmm, ya think Slim, Dallas, Dotson, etc. ain't open? He was bad.
Saw some good shtein on defense. They were dying out there yet the band aid secondary actually did OK. Baun, Q, DeJean, Blankenship, Campbell- very good today.
Quotebut that's the kind of dumb shtein you'd expect from the Bears or Cardinals.
lol
"We're not here to entertain you, we're here to win" - Nick
4-0...3 against playoff teams and 2 teams that were undefeated
SYBAU
jalen hurts out here playing 7d chess throwing for 0 yards in the second half
all apart of the grand master plan
Hasn't lost in like 2 years, was the sb mvp but sure he didn't have a great second half when they were up 3 tds
SYBAU
"didnt have a great second half"
yea you can say that
Love Hurts ❤️🦅
Watching lil guy short circuit over Hurts this year as he continues to win is going to be entertaining
Our boy is down so bad, after a SB and a SB MVP season, that he's over in the NFL forum capping for Dak Prescott.
The Eagles' first four opponents from 2025 are a combined 9-2-1 against NFL teams not from Philadelphia.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2025, 08:51:37 AMWatching lil guy short circuit over Hurts this year as he continues to win is going to be entertaining
Our boy is down so bad, after a SB and a SB MVP season, that he's over in the NFL forum capping for Dak Prescott.
He's gone full blown uncle havas
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 29, 2025, 08:51:37 AMWatching lil guy short circuit over Hurts this year as he continues to win is going to be entertaining
Our boy is down so bad, after a SB and a SB MVP season, that he's over in the NFL forum capping for Dak Prescott.
his best receivers are living in hell...the utter simps you are acting like he has farg else to do with a blocked punt or fg, or another great defensive performance
both things can true. the eagles can be a really good team and the qb can be bad
jordan davis felt the spirit of jalen hurts and thats why he blocked that fg last week
credit to jalen hurts for existing!
he keeps saying the qb is bad
i'm gonna cry
you. dont. watch. or. like. football.
go away, nerd
i don't know what hurts my feelings more
you being mean to Jalen or you being mean to me
it hurts so much
wiping your tears away with the bones of dead palestinian children
did the jews leave bones behind? skimping on bombs fits
Quote from: Diomedes on September 29, 2025, 12:56:51 PMhe keeps saying the qb is bad
i'm gonna cry
I especially admire how he blames hurts only. The pass blocking from the o line has been average at best...the run blocking has been horrific. Saquans getting hit behind the los at a 55% clip. The play calling has been pretty dreadful and it's not like the wr's were getting separation in the 2nd half.
So when Hurts wins and plays well it's because he has a good team around him.
When he wins but doesn't play well he stinks despite how the rest of the team is playing
That's some sound logic there.
"You cannot be great without the greatness of others"
Edit: pretty sure we covered this around this time last season. Someone might have given Daniels a bj in the commies thread too.
Is that why Daniels is not on the field? STD from a fanboy?
I'm just glad he didn't get a concussion that affected him for most of the second half after that hit he took where he stumbled into the ref when getting up.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 29, 2025, 06:43:35 PMI'm just glad he didn't get a concussion that affected him for most of the second half after that hit he took where he stumbled into the ref when getting up.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that was fairly obvious. Can't believe they didn't pull him to at least check.
Same. I cringed when I saw that lick and envisioned lil guy going deep on McKee if he came in and lit it up.
But there needs to be a discussion about the OL
Lane has gone down twice now.
Dickerson is hurt and half his normal self
For some reason they don't move Jurgens around like they used to
Steen got hurt but had been half decent before
while an 0/8 from hurts isnt outrageous, its entirely possible he was concussed
tanner mckee would feast and there would be no turning back
I think they should call more Saquon runs up the middle until it finally works. Saquon 3k!
had to come here to learn zero completed passes in a half is somehow good
'lil guy called in some backup
too many of us--three?--downright celebrating zero passes in a half!