Deebo headed to Washington for a 5th
A 5th for Deebo? He's a colossal douchebag. Birds fans can now ride his ass twice a year.
Aiyuk next.
about a year ago deebo came into the linc and spanked dat ass....today he was given away like a used cum rag
life comes at you fast
He wore an AJ Brown jersey SB week. I know they're friends and all but if Brown wore a niners jersey last year we'd crucify him. Wash took on majority of his salary. If he's healthy they could be dangerous but he's not going to be plus he's really out of shape.
Raiders traded a 3rd for Geno Smith. Seahawks are targeting Darnold as his replacement
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/44155967/raiders-land-seahawks-geno-smith-3rd-round-pick
Interesting.
Lockett released and DK wants a trade.
JSN is poised for a breakout but still.
Also Hendrickson wanting a trade from Cincy reeks of cheap ass Mike Brown not ponying up. Have a prolific offense and shtein defense...again.
Apparently Seattle started by offering Geno and DK for Crossby, which Raiders rejected out of hand.
Would have been funny to see Pete Carroll, Geno, DK (and presumably Lockett) all in Raiders uniform.... Desert Seattle.
Xavier Worthy arrested for some kind of domestic charge, choking, etc.
Chiefs, lol
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1898763002205073409
Good. He won't be in WAS and I can stop reading stupid "Howie should get Garrett whatever it costs" takes.
Cleveland now has the two most monstrously insane contracts in NFL history.
Good on Garrett for swindling them into it, though.
Davante Adams to the rams on a 2 year deal
Harold Landry to the patriots on a 3 year deal
Seattle trades DK to PIT and he agrees to a 5yr $150M contract
Also PIT is rumored to be going after Darnold
That's insane money for Metcalf
It's all insane money from here on out, except for the Saints who refuse to just eat shtein to get out of hell quicker.
Buffalo just guaranteed Josh Allen $250,000,000 and $330,000,000 overall.
I'm just... wow.
this thread is going to get mind altering the next few days as the signings start to become other worldly.
Every deal drives up the cost of signing Chase, Micah, etc...
Mike Brown and Jerry Jones are two of the dumber ones when it comes to signing guys before the markets increase
I don't understand it. Everyone in the league can see it happen over and over again.
Falcons releasing Jarrett
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta-falcons-releasing-grady-jarrett-agent-tells-channel-2/RIQSZ2T4NBBKTHERG53BPWGAMA/?outputType=amp
I'll bet he goes to the commies to reunite with quinn
Darnold/Seahawks 3 years $100 million
Justin Fields/Jets 2 years $40 million
Crazy day. A lot of cash for a weak FA market
MAGA Bosa to Buffalo
Kupp Seahawks 3/45
He's cooked
In now, watch him zip off three 1500 yard years
Geno and DK for Darnold and Kupp
Dallas signed Parris Campbell.
This is how they get rings in the building. Free agency.
Jameis to the Giants
Julio Jones officially admitted his career is over today.
In his prime, which went on for a good while there, he was one of the best football players I've ever seen in my generation of watching football.
Apparently, Kadarius Toney has "retired" in order to pursue a "career"as a rapper.
NO votes to ban the tush push:
Eagles, Browns, Dolphins, Lions, Ravens, Patriots, Jets, Jaguars, Titans, Saints
22 other teams supported it.
Ban needed 24.
It lives for one more season at least.
Evidently Lurie made a mildly off-color comment regarding their institutional joy at creating a play that was so successful, it had to be banned by other jealous bitch ass owners.
He called it a wet dream that came true.
Troy Vincent then chastised him for using the term in front of women at the gathering.
Right. Because women are so fragile, Troy. They need protecting from words.
The NFL really hates Lurie, and despite his acquiescing to visit Trump's Plantation, I like him too.
What a world where a joke like that is admonished.
Maybe Irsay was so offended by Troy being a whiner he died
It's a quarterback sneak. They voted to ban the oldest play in the sport because they are pathetic and jealous losers.
irsay was a coked up megalomaniac but still not the POS his father was
Instead of talking about figurative orgasms in front of women, Lurie should simply force these women to give him literal orgasms. The NFL seems to be more lenient about that sort of thing.
lurie taking a gargantuan stance against the tush push five seconds after his team sucked the white houses dick is precious
get your priorities in order unc
Antonio Brown wanted for attempted murder with a firearm.
Jaire to Baltimore, as Lamar wanted.
How about a Mid-Atlantic Birds SB this year?
Shhedeur popped for doing 101 mph in a 60
Nerphew is huge Raydahs fan. We were talking about Henry Ruggs and how he was allowed a temporary get out of jail card to speak at "Hope for Prisoners" event. Obviously showed remorse and said he'd like to play in NFL again. Still a year away from possible parole but will be interesting to follow. I am a firm believer in second chances but I cringe thinking about 150+ mph down a city block and the aftermath.
Read his so-called apology and tell me you think that guy has learned one farging thing.
Throw away the key.
Watching it was way more ridiculous than reading it. If you haven't seen it, watch it to see exactly how tone deaf the delivery was. https://twitter.com/gucceCU/status/1935845597451268436
sometimes old white men are right to punish a young black man for existing
Existing? Dude was popped twice in days and didn't show for a court appearance, and seems to have zero respect for the situation, no awareness of his public status, apparently learned nothing from the free fall that was at the behest of what was inarguably a zesty attitude, and comes across as supremely entitled and above the law. You somehow think I'd have a different opinion if he was any shade of whatever? If so, you're patently incorrect.
i wasnt talking about you at all, king
I mean, if there was ever a guy who should have a chip on his shoulder and lay low as he has his head in the playbook and plots his meteoric rise and redemption arc, it should be this guy. One ticket, bad look, but shtein happens. Two and a missed appearance, not great. But the laughing video about it just flat out stupid for a guy in his situation. It seems like I care far more than I actually do, but it's just so dumb I find it fascinating.
Quote from: MDS on June 20, 2025, 09:50:34 PMsometimes old white men are right to punish a young black man for existing
Ruggs is being punished for killing a woman. Not because he's black.
You should be punished for being a woman.
what is a woman?
Parsons has requested a trade out of Dallas
McLaurin wants away from Havas' squad too
Kid from Jax kicked a 70-yarder tonight.
It's about 9,000 degrees out with a bazillion percent humidity too.
At some point here there's gonna start being some rule changes because the game was not designed with the concept that teams could routinely convert 50+ yard field goals never mind 70.
The thinking was that any kick going that distance would be low enough at the line to be blocked, be short, and if somehow one of those two things didn't happen the kicker would not be accurate enough to hit such a small window from that distance. Even then the penalty for failure is giving the other team the ball practically in scoring position, so you wouldn't even attempt it unless it was right before the half or were unable to attempt a hail mary at the end of the game.
Make anything over 60 worth five points.
They also changed the rules to not allow the defense to line up over center which gives them a brief window to get that ball through the gap.
So the trick to finally getting to the 100 yard FG is to get the widest center humanly possible.
Usually don't root for injuries but if you're gonna go full throttle maga farg it
QuoteTests today showed that 49ers Pro Bowl DE Nick Bosa suffered a season-ending torn ACL during Sunday's win over Arizona, sources tell ESPN. It's a clean tear, but Bosa now will need season-ending surgery.
He's prob mad he didn't tear it last week so he could've gone to the cult gathering yesterday in Phoenix
Odd coincidence. My buddy had to correct someone at a bar on Saturday regarding the Bosa's.
The guy meant to refer to the Watt's brothers but kept saying Bosa's. My buddy ended by saying the Bosa's are the ultra-MAGA turds, not the Watt's.
Kinda thought they were all Trumpers, but whatever.
Roger Goodell announced today that the NFL is planning to launch Men's and Women's Professional Flag Football leagues in the near future.
https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/roger-goodell-nfl-will-launch-a-professional-flag-football-league-in-next-couple-years
This is something
https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1974585724398924204 46
Looks like the Wentz Redemption Tour is over again. Again.
Let me guess: hero Ball antics
Shoulder injury to come up two yards short of a first down, but good news! He's back in there.
ok so what's the story with Sanchez?
There was a disagreement about parking and that somehow turned into him knifing a mfer?
way i read it is he stumbled upon an older fella parked by the hotel in his truck loading up grease from the restaurant...Buttfumble tells dude he can't park there and then they get into an argument. Sanchize hopped in the truck at some point and got pepper sprayed too.
True that Buttfumble is MAGA as well? I've seen that mentioned by hungry hungry hippos on the intarwebses.
Not sure on that but it wouldn't surprise me.
Demarcado pulled a desean but does Gannon strike him here?
https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1975077736105517100
These are men. Leave them alone about it.
Funny...that's what we all wanted to do to him in February of 2023.
QuoteFormer NFL quarterback and current Fox Sports color commentator Mark Sanchez, who was arrested for multiple misdemeanors following a physical altercation this weekend, is now facing a felony charge of battery involving serious bodily injury, prosecutors in Indianapolis announced.
The more serious charge was added after investigators learned of the severity of the victim's injuries, Marion County Prosecutor Ryan Mears said at a news conference on Monday.
Good thing Faux Sports did a testimonial to him.
They should fire that coach for hitting a player with his palm on the player's chest pads. What a farging non-issue.
The guy Sanchez allegedlyattacked his file suit against him and Fox.
Lol
Bengals traded for Joe Flacco
RIP in peace Joe Flacco, you will be missed. Behind that line, you will be mist.
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