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nfc east champs
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All I "feel" is bad loss and bad play in Brazil, squeak a weak ass win over ATL week 2, split NO and Bucs and full anger kicks in at 2-2. It's just a feel.
Considering how little anyone plays in the preseason now, it's easy to believe they'll take a couple of weeks to get it together.
This trip to Brazil sounds like a bitch. Easy 12 hour day of flying. I believe it's only a one hour+ time difference but jet lag is jet lag.
Players don't seem happy about this.
Part of the deal yo. Entertain the crowds wherever they send your ass.
The Amazon is on fire so Brazil is a Smokey mess. Smoke is great for athletes. Their hotel is an hour from the stadium. What a disaster.
No one learned anything from the 2016 Rio Olympics.
Exactly! Hire Ryan Lochte as team security consultant on this road trip.
Damn, it's such a shteinhole that their river is on fire!?
QuoteToxic particles smothered the capital Brasilia in recent days and now have spread to Sao Paulo, the country's financial center and Latin America's biggest city.
Swell! Maybe fargushima next year?
Only positive is actually going to be descent weather on Friday night. Low 60's.
Jaccpot
https://twitter.com/Mikelennial/status/1831351457322287570
lolol - he'd be one of the guys I used to see when I was a guard who became the punk. They'd use kool-aid powder and other things to dye their boxers pink and use it for lipstick for their "boyfriend".
That is funny!!
White not playing? Dean starting!
They're trying to play it as white hurt his ankle. bullshtein! He sucks.
Junior soon J! Yessah!!
White sucks seems to be the hot take, I can't imagine he's worse than Oren Burks but I also didn't watch him every practice so who knows.
trump winning will be worth it if ESP is sent to the gulag
Be funny if we are ragging on that little nerd and he's down there slaying big Brazilian ass.
Putting zero judgement in/on this game. First game, about as far from home as they can get, and these players do not want to be there. They will be sprinting to the concourse. Of course I'll be pissed if they lose or look like they did opening day last year in Foxboro but I'll keep it top of mind this is just a weird ass enviornment.
I paid for a month of Peacock so I could watch tonight.
I'm impressed. No Friday night errands?
Time for this team to put up or shut up.
Tired of the Dream Team vibes.
it's simple as hurts showing he can play QB in this league at even a decent level...if he's back healthy and they were in a read option offense I'd say there's a good chance...imagine that with saquon as the back...but Kellen Moore has never done that and too me that's the most fascinating thing about the team this year...did Moore change up and institute an offense that at least leans strongly towards towards a Shane Steichen offense or is he gonna try and make hurts good in his offense...the latter would be trying to put a square peg in a round hole scenario and not end well
Tanner McKee
Jalyx Hunt
Isaiah Rodgers
Byron Young
Devin White
Darian Kinnard
Trevor Keegan
Inactives. Surprised by Rodgers
Kinda like the black pants and black helmet look
First week shteinshow in full effect.
Womp womp.
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 06, 2024, 03:00:51 PMit's simple as hurts showing he can play QB in this league at even a decent level...if he's back healthy and they were in a read option offense I'd say there's a good chance...imagine that with saquon as the back...but Kellen Moore has never done that and too me that's the most fascinating thing about the team this year...did Moore change up and institute an offense that at least leans strongly towards towards a Shane Steichen offense or is he gonna try and make hurts good in his offense...the latter would be trying to put a square peg in a round hole scenario and not end well
As expected that was answered quickly
shteinshow
Field
Penalties
Hurts
farg
Defense has been nice
Barkley is dangerously close to breaking 0 yards for the game.
This game should be 21-0 right now.
leader hurts beefin with his center 60 seconds into the season
As he should be. Bad snap.
Positive is this continues we won't have to worry about Jughead as HC.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2024, 08:43:33 PMAs he should be. Bad snap.
So don't pat him on the helmet and say we good when the poor kid is trying to follow Jason kelce and still learning...get in his shtein and walk away even tho you are probably a worse QB than he is a center
The perfect gameplan; just figure out how to get the ball to your receiver who can simply will his way towards success.
Lol and/or lmao.
Nice drive.
nice little tear drop but keep the biceps in your pockets
Now there's the classic Eagles run defense I know.
Really though, is there anything more classically Eagles than watching them scramble and claw their way to a touchdown to get back into a game only to see the defense just roll the ruck over on the next drive?
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 06, 2024, 08:50:47 PMQuote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2024, 08:43:33 PMAs he should be. Bad snap.
So don't pat him on the helmet and say we good when the poor kid is trying to follow Jason kelce and still learning...get in his shtein and walk away even tho you are probably a worse QB than he is a center
That's a little dramatic. He told him what the count/call was and told him "come on"
Saquon!
Motion!
Blitz beaters!
Motherfarger!!!
Smith slips for a sack
Dean catches like he picked up a grenade
And then another slip and a long ass Td
Nice to see the defense pick up where they left off last year.
Dean with his best Nigel Bradham impersonation
Bring saquon off the field and Gainwell and Johnny friggin Wilson on seems smart
Hurts was doing a good job of throwing it away for a while there.
Your QB can't run or throw.
Good or bad?
Brown would'a had a TD there if Hurts could throw.
Who is the play by play guy
One of the worst I've ever heard
I think he does shtein like kayaking in the Olympics and curling.
How is that farging hold against Jalen Carter? Right in front of two refs wake up and stop picking about Mojitos
No Fun League
Oh, give me a farging break. Love was falling backwards on his own power farg you.
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 06, 2024, 10:10:26 PMWho is the play by play guy
One of the worst I've ever heard
Ian Eagle's kid
Can't recover a fumble and it's gonna farg them. And that's a zesty roughing
Now Hiring:
A Linebacker
I don't care who they are on or why but the nfl just get worse and worse every year with flags...what's the point of even watching
What a farging chickenshtein call love made a zesty pass irregardless this farging league sucks to watch
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2024, 10:15:21 PMQuote from: ice grillin you on September 06, 2024, 10:10:26 PMWho is the play by play guy
One of the worst I've ever heard
Ian Eagle's kid
Can't recover a fumble and it's gonna farg them. And that's a zesty roughing
My bad I meant the color guy...he has said the opposite of what really happened like 30 times tonight
Todd Blackledge
The refs are brutal on both sides. Holy shtein.
Nice answer Kellen
Birds are lucky love is off tonight couple times he looks like DJ Oogabooga Gula from Florida State at times.
So far fritz tiafoe more exciting than this and could end up an all timer
flag on every other play
I get the illegal shifts and snap count issues. It's the first game, a lot of the starters on both sides haven't played much. It's bullshtein like roughing the passer, pass interference on uncatchable balls shtein like that that makes a preacher swear.
If possible they try and throw one flag on each team every play
Oh my God another farging pathetic call
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 06, 2024, 10:19:47 PMQuote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2024, 10:15:21 PMQuote from: ice grillin you on September 06, 2024, 10:10:26 PMWho is the play by play guy
One of the worst I've ever heard
Ian Eagle's kid
Can't recover a fumble and it's gonna farg them. And that's a zesty roughing
My bad I meant the color guy...he has said the opposite of what really happened like 30 times tonight
Todd Blackledge
Todd Orodenker would be better
Illegal blindside block Lolol
Come on
covey a good little PR...his fair catches are almost as good as his returns...it's a really tough skill to know the hang time not long off the foot...so a lot of times you'll think he's got tons of room but only he knows where and how high the ball is...almost no returners know how the blocking is doing but the good ones let the ball tell them if the coverage is gonna be on them
Yuck!
Couple flags here and Pack will be in red zone.
White people leading the interception parade is disturbing
Can't believe they didn't throw a PI on Baun there
It's amazing how well those comeback routes work for them, and how rarely they call them.
Has Huff done anything, wow as I asked that blackledge just said he's been very quiet tonight
Saquon is nice
For some reason, it still weirds me out when I see Connor Barwin on the sidelines.
fat damn he ran over the safety instead of away from him
RPO needs some work.
Both times he's audibled Tiger Wire has been a read option.
And now that has killed the drive
Jesus Christ man
He's really bad
I'm glad the Packers are also mediocre.
Wait. Wait, did AJ slip? Need better replay.
Hurts is such a farging meathead.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2024, 11:03:39 PMBoth times he's audibled Tiger Wire has been a read option.
And now that has killed the drive
Those arent even truly read options...Kellen Moore has no clue how to design one
let's promote the voice, but not show replay
Quote from: General_Failure on September 06, 2024, 11:04:42 PMI'm glad the Packers are also mediocre.
Medicore game with a good QB better than a mediocre game with a horrible QB
OK, that replay said it at all. That was a very, very ill advised throw by Tua's backup.
What on gods earth is the color guy talking about?
Getting gashed.
Can't get off the field
Is Matt Patricia back?
Damn I do need the pack to win for a big money cover
Whatever the final score is, people are gonna look back and say "wow, that was a great game!" when in reality it was a very zesty game
I'm sure it's on both ends but these farging refs are missing holding calls left and right
Quote from: Don Ho on September 06, 2024, 11:14:10 PMI'm sure it's on both ends but these farging refs are missing holding calls left and right
lol now they are missing calls...they make up calls
Let's go Kellen, show us what you got
Of course we like that call but that was terrible terrible that was not a penalty on the defense
Who is worse the refs or hurts
And the drive is dying again
Come on
Right now, they all stink, but hurts really stinks.
Can you believe they're actually winning this game?
lol I'll take it
Mother of farging God I don't care who it's on one more flag I'm gonna lose my shtein and the TV gets thrown out the farging front door.
It's like an old Raiders game out there with all the penalties.
That was a beautiful run by Hurts.
Equally as beautiful by Smith
Can't flag everyone if the entire left side of the line is in the backfield. Genius.
That was close to being the miracle at São Paulo
Don't trust this defense
A field goal sucks
He actually fumbled that snap. Jesus.
Oh my God what in the hell was he thinking returning that kick??
Please drag this carcass off the field so I can go to bed. Some of us have work tomorrow.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 06, 2024, 11:26:07 PMCan you believe they're actually winning this game?
It's identical to the first 11 games of last year
Less' Go!!
Good win.
Despite Jalen trying every way not to.
Zach Baun balled out. Saquon too.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2024, 11:52:07 PMGood win.
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Any win in the National Football League is a good one.
The second Love went down my buddy and I both said Bryce Paup at the same time.
Old.
I dgaf about the field conditions...it's football, deal with it.
Goddamn though, the officiating was piss poor. Trying to teach the rules of the game to Brazil by flagging every other play?
I love Devonta Smith, what a f'n great WR.
The pitch is designed for futbol, not 350 pound monsters like the dudes who played on it last night. It's up to the staff to prepare the players to be ready to play on it. Some were and some weren't.
Regardless, the stadium itself is tiny considering 23,000,000 people live around it. Still really nice, though.
And yes, the refs were a joke. They always are, so no surprise there.
The field thing annoys me. Whether it's allowing turf fields bc the billionaire owners don't want to pay for the grass upkeep despite being gifted stadiums from taxpayers or allowing fields like that or in the Super Bowl - it shouldn't happen.
And if I'm an owner I'd want the best field possible so my multimillion dollar players aren't tearing ACLs making simple cuts.
Happy to hear Love only has an mcl sprain which will only sideline him for 3-4 weeks.
Quote from: Diomedes on September 07, 2024, 09:07:35 AMI love Devonta Smith, what a f'n great WR.
Oh yeah! He is amazing. Clutch all day, every day. So happy is an Eagle!
I recently described the experience of being an Eagles fan to someone by analogy to being a dope addict: a win is no longer a high, it's just a fix that settles me for a week or so of building anticipation and anxiety....to either another win and a fix, but no actual satisfaction, or to a loss, and an experience of suffering and withdrawal
hurts stinks...i hate his guts
from a football perspective. off the field hes great and everything but my god you weak armed turnover proned loser STOP THROWING THE BALL ACROSS YOUR BODY
Quote from: MDS on September 08, 2024, 10:01:20 AMhurts stinks...i hate his guts
from a football perspective. off the field hes great and everything but my god you weak armed turnover proned loser STOP THROWING THE BALL ACROSS YOUR BODY
Rewatch he legit should have had 5 picks.
he can make some high level throws and still has elite athleticism even if hes not as explosive as he was 2 years ago...but a turnover machine qb is the worst possible thing to have. every drop back is a heart attack
Quote from: MDS on September 08, 2024, 12:50:17 PMhe can make some high level throws and still has elite athleticism even if hes not as explosive as he was 2 years ago...but a turnover machine qb is the worst possible thing to have. every drop back is a heart attack
To his credit he was money down the stretch. Moore really needs to simplify the offense. They disguised the rpo about as well as Trump hides his racism. Way too long to develop, the ends read it perfectly. Also enough with the farging tush push.
i had to my breath every time he threw the ball and he nearly blew the game fumbling the snap...dude stinks
Just a matter of perspective here but The Jerrahs just handed Dak Prescott $240,000,000 for (4) years. Things aren't that desperate.
The reality is we're stuck with a guy who can squat two Dak Prescotts but can't stop throwing wounded ducks across his body.
At least he's a great human and we cheer for a team that's not mis-owned by one of these iceholes:
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No farging shtein for real. That's the Rome I love.