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Go down there and 44-6 their asses. Ruin their Christmas.
Hurts has a sprained shoulder and is questionable. Nothing serious. After Dallas choked yesterday I wouldn't mind beating them with Minshew.
my thinking here is minshew starts the next 2. if they lose both and still need 1 more win, hurts goes against the giants who they can beat in their sleep. minshew should be able to beat the crappy saints at home and hes got a decent shot to win the dallas game anyway.
hurts gets 4 weeks to rest the shoulder
Maybe it's just the Negadelphian in me but I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one here who was fully expecting something like this to happen.
Nice farging job Nick! You could see hurts, taking a beating yesterday. Hurts just as much to blame. Absolutely no reason he should've been running 17 times yesterday. The most pathetic offensive game plan of the year backfired.
I'd be worried if he came out or didn't complete passes after if.
He will be alright.
sirianni doing the hard sell that jalen can play but id be surprised if they threw him out there in what is a relatively meaningless game...they need 1 more win and this game means no more than the saints or giants. in fact the saints probably means the most
min. shew.
I wouldn't be surprised in the other direction either -- Hurts' injury is more minor than they letting on but are using it as an excuse to rest him in relatively meaningless games.
id almost rather have him healthy for new orleans than the divisional playoff game....either way he obviously should not play this week
Nick announced that it's Minshew on Saturday
are the eagles +5.5 the lock of the year
its probably a dallas blowout...but either way youd be nuts to take the eagles...they dont care about this game and you can tell by their practice reports this week...they rest like ten starters every day even tho they have a back up qb playing?...i can see dallas getting out to a big start cause its their superbowl and then shtein snowballing because the eagles are like eh let get out of here healthy and pulling starters running super vanilla game plans on both sides of the ball...
then throw in that its much more important to win next week cause of the draft pick...i also dont think the eagles want a month off...take this week off and go full bore next week to get work in closer to the playoff game
could be wrong and maybe the eagles come out and treat this like a playoff game but to me it screams our superbowl vs. your eh whatever game
are we sure this is their super bowl? dallas has a playoff spot clinched and is locked, basically, into the 5 seed. if anything theyre the ones whod put forth a vanilla game plan because the eagles will come at them way different in a hypothetical playoff game since theyll have a different qb for that one.
in fact the eagles can unspool whatever their best minshew shtein is right here without worrying about revealing too much. plus outside of qb theyre much healthier
If someone came from the future and told me that either the Eagles or Cowboys won the game by 20 points I wouldn't be surprised, and I don't think it would say much about the real quality of the losing team either. Too little at stake to predict.
I'd like to win. And if they lose would prefer it not to be an embarrassing blow out.
Driving around shopping today and I had WIP on. One of the two clowns on in the afternoon was actively saying he wanted Minshew to play poorly so it doesn't diminish what Hurts has done so far. Like are you farging kidding me? It's Dallas week and these are the people they put on the radio?
Quote from: MDS on December 23, 2022, 05:48:46 PM
are we sure this is their super bowl? dallas has a playoff spot clinched and is locked, basically, into the 5 seed. if anything theyre the ones whod put forth a vanilla game plan
lol no...they want to drive the eagles into the ground as often and as hard as possible...its not an exact comparison cause dallas had some bullshtein seeding to play for but see 51-22 and dak throwing for a fist of td's for no apparent reason
Hey yo! Let's farging gooooooooo!!!
Diggs is slobbered over by writers but he stinks. Good to see AJ roast him.
But the 2nd down run in the red zone killed it
Come on defense
Great pass to Brown I am hoping that it was Brown tweaking his ankle that slowed him down because he suddenly went into neutral after that catch but pretty zesty after that three points sucks
Holy shtein did that just happen??
lol high school pass from dak...this is the nfl son
dallas stinks
this is the cowboys super bowl
SWEATY J BABYYYYY
Sweat is fast as farg. Jesus...
cant believe dallas is down 10-0 5 minutes into the game of their own personal super bowl
Dak and has feet could get scary.
How??? farging eh guys! shtein
Great point by Olsen they're giving dak the outside to run all day
Peters! HA!
I'm surprised they didn't call Dak in the grasp on Maddox
Couldn't get stops or put them in and long situations
Gonna have to score a lot today
So much for that.
farg
Maddox playing well and hurt go figure
And then Slay makes a dumb play
farg!
Motherfarger
They're killing themselves
The Avonte injury hurts. So does the missed sack and penalty now
This should be a blowout
well this escalated quickly
Jesus Christ Minshew looks like a midget out there hurts and Prescott
What is with that back foot floater?
Quote from: Don Ho on December 24, 2022, 05:11:57 PM
Jesus Christ Minshew looks like a midget out there compared to hurts and Prescott
Gainwell territory
Nice drive
Despite the miss to Quez and Gainwell jumping from the five
Wake yo asses up defense
Yeah let's keep trying to mash it in with Kenny Gainwell, brilliant stuff there
Feel like if Trey Sermon was active those short runs aren't even a question. He can get two yards even if he has nothing else in his game.
Bad news for Avonte and Davis now hurt
And of course the defense gives up a free long play
God farging dammit
Jesus, Minshew is missing guys wide-open all farging day
Tbh the insistence on making Gainwell the pass catching back is dumb too. 2 minute offense at the end of the half, trying to score to take the lead, maybe your best players should be in there idk
You could see that was going to be a disaster from the beginning
Is this really Fox's #1 broadcast team?
Despite Lamb roasting Scott and Minshew floating throws
Not a bad 1H
Winnable game
Need Gannon to make some coverage adjustments and for the pass rush to get home.
Quote from: Rome on December 24, 2022, 05:46:27 PM
Is this really Fox's #1 broadcast team?
Thank you, because they suck!
Don't worry, Tom Brady will be #1 Fox color man in a few years.
I just muted it. Listening to Tom Morello's show on SiriusXM right now.
You're full of massive holiday shtein if you did not think the minute he fielded that ball 8 yards deep in the end zone This motherfarger was gonna get a nice return. Thank God for the flag.
So Jerry Jones has to tell the players they made the Pro bowl? What about your farging coach? What a complete colossal douche!
Wow, that was a great punt! Must be nice to have a good punter.
How was that not a hit to the head on brown on that catch he was clearly down and the guy went for his head!
I don't know if Minshew you're almost forced to kick the field Goal not a running threat.
What the farg do I know the fact diggs bit like a bitch makes it even sweeter
the eagles were not losing on jim gardener week
lol @ diggs
why not dial up some blitzes here everyone know dak gets happy feet
Unreal.
farg!
Oh farg
Rookie almost killed slay there
Thanks Minshew!
They can't get stops against them for shtein
This is infuriating.
Just farging stupid with the turnovers
It's a strange feeling, this is the first time in a very long time I don't trust the defense.
Also would be nice for them to run the ball in a not-RPO formation considering the "O" here of the QB running ain't an option when it's minshew. Makes it easy to defend
Think several blind viewers were still able to see that uncalled hold on Epps.
Jesus
Fumble recovery gift wrapped and burned by has been off the streets
Hahaha
Third and 30
farg me
Slay not having a great game
Secondary is pedestrian at best today
How are the running backs, wide-open, every play?
Quote from: Don Ho on December 24, 2022, 06:57:14 PM
Secondary is pedestrian at best today
Bradberry elite like usual. Middle of the field has been a disaster with Maddox out.
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 24, 2022, 06:56:50 PM
Slay not having a great game
Entire secondary stinks today
Pathetic. Just pathetic.
Eagles definitely recovered that fumble too.
Defense making Minshew have to score 40 today.
The injuries coming out of this one are rough.
I was screaming for Sirianni to toss the flag.
He didn't hear me.
That look like a very Hoyda ass effort on Watkins park as usual
Bitch ass Quez can't fight for a ball.
Defense is gassed too.
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 24, 2022, 07:01:01 PM
Eagles definitely recovered that fumble too.
Defense making Minshew have to score 40 today.
Yes they did! Why didn't the doofus challenge???
Al Harris - most overrated CB ever
Probably wasn't enough visual evidence to overturn if had they challenged.
Way bigger than the game is that Lane is gonna be done for the year.
Has Dallas ever had a bad kicker? They always seem to have guys will come through in the clutch. *
Plenty of time you candy asses. Let's farging GOOO!
14 Xmas points to Dallas care of Minshew.
Jalen, your job is safe
And Sanders with the bow to wrap it up
Did anybody on Dallas even touch that ball? Thing popped out on its own
Sanders is a penn state loser.
Major injuries
Horrible turnovers
Third and 30
Not falling on the fumble by Dak
What a stupid farging loss
Still a chance.
I'm quite calm. If they can't win one of the next two games, they don't deserve the division.
Watch out next week Saints got a lot to play for. The way the lower echelon of teams are fighting for playoff spots they can find their way in the playoffs winning out
That was uncalled pass interference
This is awful playcalling. There was a lot of time to just get first and goal and make shtein happen.
Incredible. That was beyond blatant PI.
Minshew way too jumpy those last 3 plays. Make a decision and stick with it.
Yeah that was PI
But what a brutal farging loss
farg off Gannon
farg off injuries
farg off turnovers
Wow, we just replayed that ball to Smith an absolute pass interference. He was still in bounds when that farger was all over him. Terrible terrible missed call, but I'm not shocked with this farging league.
Quote from: Don Ho on December 24, 2022, 07:30:04 PM
Wow, we just replayed that ball to Smith an absolute pass interference. He was still in bounds when that farger was all over him. Terrible terrible missed call, but I'm not shocked with this farging league.
Thought there was a bit of home cooking by the refs a few different times today.
Either way, four turnovers, charmin defense, potential mvp of the league out, and they still almost won.
Straight up rigged. That wasn't even close. It was blatant PI. Absolute clown show.
theyve beaten themselves now twice....rough scene
That was pretty sad by the O line on that last play, Dallas was gassed and dying and then the line still put pressure on Minshew.
Major take away today is Jalen Hurts is as good as advertised maybe better.
Quote from: MDS on December 24, 2022, 07:32:24 PM
theyve beaten themselves now twice....rough scene
That's the only saving grace is the two losses were on the birds 110%.
Pissed about the loss, as the Eagles gave it away.
More troublesome is Johnson. Hopefully, he's ok. Otherwise, they're in big trouble.
Quote from: Don Ho on December 24, 2022, 07:37:02 PM
That was pretty sad by the O line on that last play, Dallas was gassed and dying and then the line still put pressure on Minshew.
Lane Johnson is an absolute brick wall. The line without him is qualitatively different than the line with him. Losing him will reduce the number of things that the Eagles offense can do.
Oh, and fire up the Gannon Cannon. Pathetic.
Watched some highlights/lowlights. Holy farg does Quez suck! Both INTs equally on him! First one was pretty much on him.
Minshew actually had a good game.
Defense was bad. Let's call it what it was. It was bad today.
20 points off turnovers. it's bad but fluky. eagles clearly the better team in my mind. the lane injury is 90% of the reason to be pissed, and having to play hurts next week is the other 10% (although people who root for draft picks instead of winning the actual games will probably prefer that result)
Appears to be the abdomen or groin. I guess that's good news... at least long-term for the playoffs... maybe?
https://twitter.com/JCTSports/status/1606814331257118722
Tim Kirkner 3rd and effin 30.
Wow.
Soon as dallas converted that I knew we were gonna lose this game. Great teams don't let that happen.
Jesus, as a DB the only thing that you need to do on a 3rd & 30 is not let anyone behind you, but "Scrub Play" Slay sure let a 107 yr old man run right behind him and catch the ball. And then Josiah "Late" Scott comes in to mop up AFTER the play was completed...
Slay finding his inner Nnamdi at the wrong time.
Josiah Scott needs to be prevented from getting on the plane back to Philly.
Stay in dallas muthafargka...
Oh, at least Ray Diddy is coming back to Comcast...
It was the same crew from the loss to Washington too btw
Glad I was too busy lifting boxes and freezing my ass off to watch.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on December 24, 2022, 08:04:13 PM
Appears to be the abdomen or groin. I guess that's good news... at least long-term for the playoffs... maybe?
https://twitter.com/JCTSports/status/1606814331257118722
Hopefully not the dreaded sports hernia?
Quote from: MDS on December 24, 2022, 04:40:01 PM
cant believe dallas is down 10-0 5 minutes into the game of their own personal super bowl
ooops
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 24, 2022, 09:17:02 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 24, 2022, 04:40:01 PM
cant believe dallas is down 10-0 5 minutes into the game of their own personal super bowl
ooops
Dallas is a great team definitely superbowl bound
just cover baby!
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 24, 2022, 09:17:02 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 24, 2022, 04:40:01 PM
cant believe dallas is down 10-0 5 minutes into the game of their own personal super bowl
ooops
as usual everything you said about the game was wrong but they lost so you got your wish...how bout them cowboys
not just lost but didnt even cover
and they should have done what i said....maybe they wouldnt have 700 injuries
if you never play football you can never be injured
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Per
@NextGenStats
, Dak Prescott went 24-for-24 for 300 yards when Eagles played zone.
Eagles defense allowed points (4 TDs, 4 FGs) on 8 of 10 Cowboys possessions.
Eagles' 2nd-worst defensive performance of the season, based on EPA per drive.
Roob:
QuoteSomething's up with Darius Slay. He does not look like himself. Not sure what he was thinking on that 36-yard CeeDee Lamb touchdown or Prescott's 52-yarder to T.Y. Hilton on 3rd-and-30, but he just looks off lately. And really off Saturay in Dallas. The numbers overall the second half of the season have been shocking. The first eight games this year, opposing quarterbacks had a 37.2 passer rating when targettting Slay, 2nd-lowest among all corners (James Bradberry was No. 1). The last six games – not including Dallas – Slay ranked 92nd out of 93 corners last with a 136.9 opposing QB passer rating on 18-for-26 for 241 yards, three TDs and no TDs. And that's not including Saturday night. Don't think he's hurt. Not sure what's up. He's just not playing well. And if the Eagles are going to go on a deep playoff run, where they'll be facing elite quarterbacks every week, he's got to be a lot better.
athletes get old overnight all the time
eagles best win this entire year is detroit in week one....they are complete frauds...luckily for them the nfc also is...they are probably the third best team in the conference come the playoffs
And they can also turn into shtein overnight, i.e. Quez. God damn he stinks.
hes the classic for no apparent reason crazy overrated eagle....the difference is it usually happens in the form of a training camp phenom....Q is the regular season version of that
Yep!
Nothing like The Grinch, Havas, to slide down the chimney and take a steaming dump under the Eagles Christmas tree.
Weird that the team's fourth receiving option is a guy the fans hoped would be better.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 25, 2022, 12:03:50 AM
Nothing like The Grinch, Havas, to slide down the chimney and take a steaming dump under the Eagles Christmas tree.
he leads with their resume...like the committee should keep them out of the playoff because they didnt beat alabama or ohio state. how someone from the tar pits of ne philly could be so maga cfb i do not know
13-4
drunk, trolling and stupid is no way to go through life, son
Super blind homering is exponentially worse
Quote from: MDS on December 25, 2022, 12:48:52 AM
drunk, trolling and stupid is no way to go through life, son
:-D :-D :-D