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Lions just put Vaitai on IR. He had been slated to start at RG.
I still love that big Tongan.
i dont know anything about the lions but i have to assume they have no depth
who is that baby holding the football?
Hype video (this is still a thing?)
https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/1567894281628618759
Social media team's gotta do something during the week.
I thought Matt Patricia was the Lions coach until just now.
ok so NFL+ is pretty worthless, I thought I'd be able to watch the game through the app live buy it seems like it's a just a way to get local or national games or your phone or computer. worthless for someone who has cable.
2022 and I'm still gonna have to illegally stream an nfl game. what a terrible backwards league.
Yep same here.
Hope next year when Sunday ticket goes streaming it'll be on apple or something
Eagles - 27
Lions - 13
Morning boys, Come on, let's go,
It took me a while to find a stream that works, good to see they're immediately getting worked by the Detroit Lions.
Not ideal when the secondary is making all the tackles in the run game.
Lol
JFC
And i can't get a god damn stream to work
Suddenly Phillies nationals game looking much better
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2022, 01:13:10 PM
And i can't get a god damn stream to work
https://methstreams.com/nflstreams/5/
That was ugly
Those of you who can't get the feed consider yourself lucky that may have been one of the worst defensive series I've seen in a very long time
They just got pushed around like little bitches
This is all set up nicely for a quick three and out by hurts
Less he throws the better
Yeah this looks like a team that didn't play or hit a lot during preseason. Yeesh.
Getting beat primarily on the line and in the coaches box.
....but Jalen Hurts can run fast so
Quote from: General_Failure on September 11, 2022, 01:13:47 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2022, 01:13:10 PM
And i can't get a god damn stream to work
https://methstreams.com/nflstreams/5/
Thank you
Just in time to see the offense shtein themselves
OH look they remembered how to run the ball
They all look lost out there. Only thing that looked game ready was Hurts' legs
Hahaha
Jesus Christ Hurts may have the worst arm I've ever seen
Quote from: Munson on September 11, 2022, 01:23:49 PM
They all look lost out there. Only thing that looked game ready was Hurts' legs
On both sides of the ball completely lost. Nothing good so far
In case you forgot, Hurts stares down every single receiver he throws to for about three seconds before releasing the ball.
DL looks like shtein
OL looks like shtein
Hurts looks like shtein
farg off with this crappy start
I'm not saying that will be the only good defensive play you see by the Eagles today, but the odds look good.
What the farg with this run Defense
Goff is worse than Hurts
And that's probably the last blitz we'll see all afternoon
Didn't even know Covey was on the team
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 11, 2022, 01:26:45 PM
In case you forgot, Hurts stares down every single receiver he throws to for about three seconds before releasing the ball.
Sooner I accept that the better off I will be because he really isn't very good
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2022, 01:13:10 PM
And i can't get a god damn stream to work
You're not alone there. Won't provide a stream to buy... and won't let you find one otherwise.
Yeah it seems as if a lot of people are having stream issues
GFs that he posted above has been solid
And a god damn false start
Come on
That's the most open I've seen an Eagles #1 receiver in a while
Once they call the timeout you know there is no way they convert this
This is fargin' sad.
Only thing worse than watching hurts is watching a Carson Wentz highlight
I was going to say this looked early Reid/McNabb levels of terrible, and then we get a worm burner.
My God he had brown wide open and still finds a way to under throw him
I'd like to see a Goedert target here
I'm watching something called methstreams lol. it'll probably ruin my computer but nflbite which is used to use not working.
Brown made that work but that pass was idiotic
Brown's going to drag this team to mediocrity, if Hurts can get the ball somewhere near him.
Nice job calling the third down play literally everyone in the building expected
Gonna be a great highlight this week watching the Lions go 99 yards for a TD.
Nice drive.
Hard Knocks star Rodrigo but hard on the fake and left the edge open
Quote from: phattymatty on September 11, 2022, 01:42:33 PM
I'm watching something called methstreams lol. it'll probably ruin my computer but nflbite which is used to use not working.
Fortunately, I have a stripped-down Windows 7 computer that I use.
Hurts will never be effective as a traditional QB, you just gotta lean into the Lamar rookie year mode. Until teams get effective at stopping it or he tweaks an ankle, anyway.
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 11, 2022, 01:47:00 PM
Hurts will never be effective as a traditional QB, you just gotta lean into the Lamar rookie year mode. Until teams get effective at stopping it or he tweaks an ankle, anyway.
I'm sure that when Hurts sprains his knee and misses a game, and Minshew completes three consecutive passes, none of the discussion about it will be racist in any way.
I don't know how this season's going to go if they can't rely on Tongiai.
Center of the field was open for Hurts to run there. Pretty terrible blitz pickup though.
Sloppy ass shtein
The stupid penalty killed it
The third string tight end drops probably hurts best pass of the day and 12 men in the huddle.
I think it's safe to say neither of these teams is going to be a threat in the playoffs.
CJGJ with the Naruto run
With or without that ball being tipped that was not pass interference
Quote from: Don Ho on September 11, 2022, 02:03:38 PM
With or without that ball being tipped that was not pass interference
Yeah there's already been about 10 plays today that were closer to PI than that
Stream down
I gotta find a better way this season
Quote from: General_Failure on September 11, 2022, 02:03:20 PM
I think it's safe to say neither of these teams is going to be a threat in the playoffs.
Going to feel very strange saying "your first place Carson Wentz lead Washington Commanders"
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2022, 02:06:22 PM
Stream down
I gotta find a better way this season
Watch the bums, less painful
Quote from: Don Ho on September 11, 2022, 02:07:31 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 11, 2022, 02:03:20 PM
I think it's safe to say neither of these teams is going to be a threat in the playoffs.
Going to feel very strange saying "your first place Carson Wentz lead Washington Commanders"
Only until week 13 when he gets hurt again.
Having to watch red zone
That was definitely grounding.
Would have liked to have seen Godert knock that little farger on his ass instead of heading out
Game has turned into slop.
Always enjoy the first week of preseason football
Dumb flags are piling up on both sides
Anything but a QB sneak is a coward's choice.
Hey I'm a little pissed off here that's Boston Scott territory
The whole slate of games today is trash
Directly related to nobody playing in PS
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Sanders getting into the endzone there like
Wooooo there we go D
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2022, 02:16:49 PM
The whole slate of games today is trash
Directly related to nobody playing in PS
Agreed that's why I shouldn't be shocked at this slow Eagles start today
The Lions will continue to Lion for one more season, it seems.
THERE WE GO JIMMY B!!!
YO!
Bradberry smiling like a guy who knows he's getting PAID
Oh my God that was funny watching Hokensons plea to Campbell and Campbell's reaction
So much for momentum
If they don't get the first down here that decision to run a play before the warning is going to loom large.
To be fair, there was no reason we should have expected the Eagles to keep a team down when they have a lead.
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 11, 2022, 02:27:24 PM
If they don't get the first down here that decision to run a play before the warning is going to loom large.
Still looms large with a TD because they gave the Eagles the full 2 min
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 11, 2022, 02:30:00 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 11, 2022, 02:27:24 PM
If they don't get the first down here that decision to run a play before the warning is going to loom large.
Still looms large with a TD because they gave the Eagles the full 2 min
They've been great with clock management so far, let's see how this goes.
Hurts had no idea that was coming
OK that was a farging incredible pass
Brown might have dragged Harris all the way to the end zone if that other guy didn't come in to clean it up.
These two announcers have their heads so far up Hutchinsons ass
Quote from: Don Ho on September 11, 2022, 02:37:26 PM
These two announcers have their heads so far up Hutchinsons ass
They are also giving him credit for anything any white guy on the Lions does.
Any other year you could be sure this drive would end with a TD pass to whichever TE was starting. This year?
Jesus, that's Jalen hurts for ya, best pass of his career and back to his usual trash
Still got three points off Dan Campbell that the Lions didn't need to surrender.
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 11, 2022, 02:38:25 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 11, 2022, 02:37:26 PM
These two announcers have their heads so far up Hutchinsons ass
They are also giving him credit for anything any white guy on the Lions does.
You just took the words out of my mouth I was just gonna post that
Quote from: Don Ho on September 11, 2022, 02:40:07 PM
Jesus, that's Jalen hurts for ya, best pass of his career and back to his usual trash
Yep
Inconsistent
Good to get some points tho. Need a big drive out of the half
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2022, 02:42:46 PM
Good to get some points tho. Need a big drive out of the half
Would be nice but they don't "need" it. They scored 24 points in the first half, AJ Brown has a ton of yards. The offense has been fine. if the defense plays average for the rest of the day I think they win without dramatics.
They're both playing fairly sloppy, but the Lions are doing their best to outcoach them.
I wish I could get the radio broadcast to sync with the TV as I can't take much more of stink
Hey don't touch my farging quarterback you Ginny wop
Gainwell is a great name for either a butler or a runningback.
Or some famous British general who fought at Ticonderoga
Quote from: General_Failure on September 11, 2022, 03:04:27 PM
Gainwell is a great name for either a butler or a runningback.
Bad name if you are a giant fatass though.
Until Cox made that tackle have not heard anybody on the defensive line except Reddicks name called today
Someone tell the defense the game is only figuratively over, not literally.
Slay makes that interception I can get up and refill my coffee
Cut everyone on the defense that just got juked by Jared Goff.
Nice to see Avonte Maddox still can't tackle
That was worse than the opening defensive series
Good to see that Gannon still has the defense woefully unprepared.
Third down failures and a dropped pick
Come on jerkoffs
Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 11, 2022, 03:21:39 PM
Good to see that Gannon still has the defense woefully unprepared.
Hoping it's just week one blues but Gannon is still Gannon
I'll never forgive the Lions for making my have to pay attention to a third quarter kickoff attempt.
Defense must've decided to not stop anybody....
fargin crazy to feel that we gotta put up a 40burger just to beat the effin Detroit Lions... smdh
Ok, short field, shove it down their throats
Hertz is either deceptively fast or deceptively slow
Quote from: Don Ho on September 11, 2022, 03:25:56 PM
Hertz is either deceptively fast or deceptively slow
I meant Avis
Lions have done that several times, love pascal in their faces
Lions are farging dumb. Just everything they do, dumb as shtein.
That is such bullshtein he goes for hurts head and then he farging takes a swing at godert, should be two penalties
Dallas is pissed! Love it
It's not going to be a heavy TD season for Goedert this year, I suppose.
BOSTON
Atta way baby!!
Goal now is to get out of this physical game with Barnett as the only casualty.
Great defense let these fargers hang around
I wont be mad if they win every game 50-40.
I don't think there is a receiver in the history of the NFL that was ever affected by the footsteps of Avante Maddox
Did he catch that? looks like he juggled it and it was a trap
I'm underwhelmed buy this defense
Gannon sucks a fat one
Vic Fangio call your office
This farging defense is in trouble they are awful
This thing is far from over
Yeah not sure what this D is doing. Way too soft right now
Embarrassing
This defense farging sucks at tackling
And absolutely no pressure on Goff the worst quarterback in football
Brown's not going to finish this season healthy at this rate.
That delay of game was brutal
They sure are trying to keep the Lions in this one.
They're gonna lose
OL is getting whipped
They've been doing this all day if Hurts didn't have legs they'd be in big shtein.
Swell now we get to watch birds defense and their spot on impersonation of traffic cones
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 11, 2022, 03:48:20 PM
That delay of game was brutal
That is going to turn out to be huge
Gannon's defense is so damned tentative. Pull up your big boy pants and call a farging NFL defense.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2022, 03:49:23 PM
They're gonna lose
OL is getting whipped
Like I said if hurts didn't have legs this game would be a lot different
Oh my farging god, the secondary is a bunch of,Hoydas
I'm going to have a god damn aneurysm
If the Lions were an NFL team this game would have been a blowout.
Finally
Every single punt return makes my ass tight enough to crack a walnut
O line is not good
Lane Johnson usually has 5 penalties by now
Amazing how you can have ten defensive linemen rush out there and you can't find a way to get a single pass to a TE.
What's worse is Gannon won't send the house on Goff.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 11, 2022, 03:53:24 PM
If the Lions were an NFL team this game would have been a blowout.
Seriously
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2022, 03:53:11 PM
I'm going to have a god damn aneurysm
So Nebraska fired Frost, can they fire Gannon in the morning?
I've never seen the defense this bad
This game is going way too slow. Win it or choke already, I've got shtein to do.
Just where we want them third and 10
That was not PI
Of course a PI call
Man that was pathetic
Choke it is, then.
Utter garbage on defense. Detroit knows every play Gannon is calling because it's trash every time.
Spent a fortune on the d-line and they can't get a sniff of pressure on a piece of marble like Goff.
Just disgusting.
Hahahahaha
Unreal, actually it isn't.
Game saved, maybe.
Unhitch the trailer Miles
Should've been a farging TD
Oh farg
Is Boston Scott really the number you call in that jumbo package?
This offensive line is complete trash today
He got it, barely
I appreciate that they didn't punt. Now I can turn this shtein off.
How appropriate let's end this with 12 men in the huddle again
Sorry Nick but you shouldn't be celebrating shtein today
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 11, 2022, 02:47:48 PM
The offense has been fine. if the defense plays average for the rest of the day I think they win without dramatics.
They were not average.
Drop Gannon off along 8 Mile on the way to the airport
He fargin stinks
Fire Jon Gannon
Out from a cannon
Whether they lose or win
And if he comes back
Don't give him no slack
Just fire the cannon again
Ugly ugly win
I don't follow lines but I think it was Birds -3. Big winner today is Vegas (not the Raiders)
It was -4 and closed at -5.5/6
It's the same shtein year after year. They have a ton of talent on that team but their soft-ass mush rush bullshtein completely sucks. They got manhandled by the Detroit O-Line and I don't know about anyone else, but I'm sick of Gannon and his zesty system.
It's a win and yay but it should have never been that close.
Quote from: TAFKASD on September 11, 2022, 05:22:25 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2022, 05:04:24 PM
It was -4 and closed at -5.5/6
My condolences on your loss
I took them in our contest but no real money on them except in teasers which took the line to +3 (nine point teaser)
They'd be a dominant team with a defensive coordinator and a quarterback.
hurts had some nice throws here and there but a wholly tier 3 qb performance...which is what he is. his entire game is being able to scramble and that wont hold up over 4 months in the big boy league. aaron rodgers still making high level throws, hes going to lose his mind throwing to those stiffs they have assembled for him. im doing the math already.
aj brown though...yezzir
defense was abysmal outside of 1 play. i can only imagine what a good offense would do to them. gannon is so out of his element.
in the macro and micro you take the win. i had red zone on all day...lotta funky shtein and weird nonsense with kickers. week 1 is essentially an extension of the preseason. grab the dub and move on
:yay^^^ :yay
AJ! I'm in love!
Defense is disturbing. I'm now reminded why we were praying Gannon got a HC job somewhere else.
This really felt like the first half of preseason game 3's of yesteryear.
Surfed with my buddy this evening who is a Steelers fan and he was still trying to dissect the Bengals game and the kicking fiasco while in the water. Glad I'm not the only sick farg out there.
I don't know (or care) if I mentioned it but Nick Sirianni's in-laws watched the game with us at my local pub yesterday.
I made through the entire game without criticizing him but I did say that Gannon was a bum and that the defense sucked about 10 times.
Very nice people. The mom was younger than me but definitely hot in the rich elder white lady category.
Quote from: Rome on September 12, 2022, 12:16:07 PM
The mom was younger than me but definitely hot in the rich elder white lady category.
Her or Vukes widow?
:-D :-D :-D
Not discussed yet but did any rookie play yesterday? Man Child? Dean? I saw Covey and his returns.
Nakobe had a few snaps
shtein for brains Gannon only played Davis for 22 snaps despite Swift gashing them when he was out
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2022, 09:27:08 PM
shtein for brains Gannon only played Davis for 22 snaps despite Swift gashing them when he was out
Settle down, it was his first NFL game. The plan was always to ease him into more snaps as the season goes on. Guy is the size of a mammoth, there's conditioning issues in addition to the obvious lack of NFL experience. I think he only played half of the snaps in college. Plus he only goes in certain alignments.
But yeah they got cooked when Cox and Hargrave were out there. Not just Davis but Williams and Tuipulotu were effective against the run. No one got any pass rush going.
Fletch got the one sack on the botched snap to Goff but he looks old - kind of like he has the previous two seasons.
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 13, 2022, 12:25:19 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2022, 09:27:08 PM
shtein for brains Gannon only played Davis for 22 snaps despite Swift gashing them when he was out
Settle down, it was his first NFL game. The plan was always to ease him into more snaps as the season goes on. Guy is the size of a mammoth, there's conditioning issues in addition to the obvious lack of NFL experience. I think he only played half of the snaps in college. Plus he only goes in certain alignments.
But yeah they got cooked when Cox and Hargrave were out there. Not just Davis but Williams and Tuipulotu were effective against the run. No one got any pass rush going.
I'm curious about why there would be a problem with his conditioning, other than most players aren't in 'game shape' in week one anyway, especially with how they do preseason now. I've seen some bloggers/writers speculate there may be a conditioning issue but I've seen nothing to support this. Maybe there were other reasons but it strikes me that Gannon was just slow to make adjustments, which he's been prone to. I suspect that, in part, he doesn't want to rub Fletch the wrong way by reducing his play too much. But Fletch's 0.5 sack aside, the DTs should have been feasting in run and pass with the Lions center banged up and Big V at RG and his second string replacement both out.
Rookies have no clue what it takes to be in NFL-shape. They been eating what they want, working out how they want, etc. and it's worked so far...but it won't work in the NFL.
Quote from: Eagaholic on September 13, 2022, 04:24:53 AMMaybe there were other reasons but it strikes me that Gannon was just slow to make adjustments, which he's been prone to.
Gannon was awful. I think the personnel is pretty good overall, but he hasn't figured out how to use them yet. But I don't think Davis getting 30-some% of the snaps in his first game is a big part of why Gannon was awful.
At least Gannon was able to make some overdue adjustments last year, so hopefully he will again and without taking so long. FWIW Eagles seem to be climbing up the power rankings this week into a respectable position. I can only assume this is because of the Barnett injury.
Not jumping on Gannon yet they really haven't played much real football so personally I'll re-evaluate come mid season. The lack of pass rush without blitzing is a concern also their d line alignments were easily countered with slant hole/traps/draw runs. I'd rather see Davis in more on early downs with Cox/Hargrave rotating here and there.
The bigger issue is with the offensive game plan. They became a half decent team last season when they started running the ball. They went heavy pass mostly to Brown. I know they want to use their new toy but that shouldn't negate the rest of the offense. No idea what the final run/pass ratio was but they reverted back to early last season mode trying to establish the pass first mentality.
Would 10-200 2 tds from Jefferson on mnf surprise anyone?
Quote from: TAFKASD on September 13, 2022, 02:57:56 PM
The bigger issue is with the offensive game plan. They became a half decent team last season when they started running the ball.
RUN DA BAWL
Quote from: Diomedes on September 13, 2022, 07:10:34 AM
Rookies have no clue what it takes to be in NFL-shape. They been eating what they want, working out how they want, etc. and it's worked so far...but it won't work in the NFL.
its more that he wasnt even in college shape....and not because he is lazy or fat its because he only played a limited amount of snaps at Georgia...if he wasnt ready for a high snap total there he certainly isn't ready for it in the nfl yet
No hitting in training camp means no tackling either and we wonder why they look like overgrown soccer players out there.
The missed tackles is actually the most galling part of watching football right now. It's beyond embarrassing, but hey, they certainly have the post-touchdown showboating bullshtein dialed in now.
how can romey be the biggest liberal ever but also have so many maga takes
Florida is a land of contrasts.
Quote from: Rome on September 17, 2022, 07:24:03 AM... but hey, they certainly have the post-touchdown showboating bullshtein dialed in now.
Post-sack, post-interception, post-first down gain, post blowed-up tackle....the celebrations are the point anymore. it's like WWF out there.
Is that MAGA enough for you, Todd?
Quote from: Diomedes on September 18, 2022, 11:07:24 AM
Post-sack, post-interception, post-first down gain, post blowed-up tackle....the celebrations are the point anymore. it's like WWF out there.
My favorites are celebrating fourth down interceptions that should have been batted down, and first downs while the clock is still ticking.
If we're talking favorites, hands down it's any celebration by a player on the losing team. Dumbass, get back into position. You losing.
I don't even notice the celebrations, I'm too busy scrolling through recipes on my phone trying to find the part that's actually the recipe.
Watching the birds, searching for hemlock syrum recipes....they go together like firearms and hallucinogens.
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 18, 2022, 11:20:10 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 18, 2022, 11:07:24 AM
Post-sack, post-interception, post-first down gain, post blowed-up tackle....the celebrations are the point anymore. it's like WWF out there.
My favorites are celebrating fourth down interceptions that should have been batted down, and first downs while the clock is still ticking.
I'd have to go with the full group celebration going on while all the viewers know it is called back because of a dumb ass penalty.
Call me weird but my favorite part of a TD celebration is the TD.
lot of old white peoples takes in here...probably why Ron desantis will be our next POTUS
That or it's literally just old white people here.
everytime a white person complains about a black person having fun theyre basically saying "just be lucky we let you out, boy"
pretty sure we're talking about football players, not black people
plenty of white players acting the fool too
I'm sure you probably realize it Dio, but this was just an invite to play the CF Race Baiting Game. Usually begins with an attempt to hijack a thread by making it into something about Race, maybe with some disparaging innuendo about white people. Admittedly there's some low hanging fruit but eh, the Game has gotten a bit stale.
You overestimate my intelligence.