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				I was not gonna go to this game because fedex is trash but now I'm gonna. 
			
			
			
				It took two bombs to Jackson to win last time. This one's going to be brutal.
			
			
			
				Any guesses what wrs they add. I guess Matthews comes back. 
			
			
			
				Probably the guys on the PS Davis and Michel
			
			
			
				Washington have any ps wide receivers they can sign...might as well get some spies 
			
			
			
				Quote from: AO1 on December 10, 2019, 11:06:33 AM
Any guesses what wrs they add. I guess Matthews comes back.
i cant see it...i mean they brought in ajayi who is embarrassing himself but matthews was toast. these guys on the PS have to be better. 
			
 
			
			
				Quote from: MDS on December 10, 2019, 10:25:01 PM
Quote from: AO1 on December 10, 2019, 11:06:33 AM
Any guesses what wrs they add. I guess Matthews comes back.
i cant see it...i mean they brought in ajayi who is embarrassing himself but matthews was toast. these guys on the PS have to be better.
Sign Dez and AB. Boom season just got interesting 
			
 
			
			
				I have a feeling AB would just get put on the commissioner's list anyway.
And Dez might not be better than Jordan Matthews right now.
Even the Patriots can't find a decent free agent WR, and the Eagles can probably only get their sloppy seconds.
			
			
			
				is my math wrong or do both the eagle and dallas games literally mean nothing today?
			
			
			
				If they both finish 8-8 what is the tie-breaker?  Like opponents?  Division record?
			
			
			
				Head to head, then division record, common opponents, conference, strength of victory if it gets that far.
			
			
			
				Quote from: General_Failure on December 15, 2019, 09:17:55 AMcommon opponents
And if I'm following correctly, this is why the Eagles "control their own destiny" as they say.  
			
 
			
			
				whoever wins next week wins the division
thats why today is irrelevant and why every questionable eagle is being held out i guess
its pretty nuts when you think about a division is tied in week 15 and the games of both teams dont count
like both coaches should be fired if wentz and dak step on the field
			
			
			
				if the eagles lose and the cowboys win, they have to win out and dallas needs to lose out. cant quite start nate sudfeld
			
			
			
				Of course today matters. Eagles need to have the same or better result than the Cowboys today to continue to control their own destiny.
Most obviously, if the Eagles lose and the Cowboys win, the Boys can finish 8-8 and the Birds can finish 7-9, even if the Eagles win next week.
If both teams finish 7-9 but the Eagles win next week, that means the Eagles have lost to the Skins and Giants and thus have a worse division record than the Cowboys.
If the Eagles win these two weeks and the Cowboys lose them, then Week 17 wouldn't matter at all.
			
			
			
				Quote from: MDS on December 15, 2019, 11:26:54 AM
if the eagles lose and the cowboys win, they have to win out and dallas needs to lose out. cant quite start nate sudfeld
dallas isnt losing to wash at home in week 17
buy upon further review i am way off....the games kinda do matter today especially for the cowboys because for the eagles to lose a game but beat the cowboys and still make the playoffs they would need the cowboys to lose today
			
 
			
			
				you admitting you were wrong is the real victory today
			
			
			
				i always do....just rarely happens so you cant remember many...when it does it always has to do with math or numbers
and honestly the games matter like 10% today...they are basically irrelevant but not nearly bench quarterbacks irrelevant
			
			
			
				According to the stat nerds at 538, if the Eagles win Week 16 and nothing is assumed about Week 15, the Eagles are 79% to make the playoffs.
If both teams have the same result today, win or lose, that doesn't change.
If the Eagles win today and the Cowboys lose, the Eagles would clinch next week.
If the Cowboys win today and the Eagles lose, the Eagles drop to 14% to make the playoffs, even with beating the Cowboys.
Week 15 Eagles win combined with a Cowboys loss would very nearly turn next week into an NFCE championship and should be the result we want.
			
			
			
				im horrible but even i know the chances of the eagles winning and dallas losing meaningful week 17 games is infinitely less than 14%
538 needs new sports people
			
			
			
				I'm ready for a sloppy shteinfest
Sorry ass bum Haskins coming out party today as he bukkakes all over the secondary.
			
			
			
				I love love love these games in Landover with the Eagles fans completely taking over.
			
			
			
				tired: pimp, alshon, nellie
wired: jjaw, gward, big bob
			
			
			
				You gotta fight for your right to party outro lol
			
			
			
				Alright fire up the suction, it's time to get this abortion underway.
			
			
			
				Quote from: QB Eagles on December 15, 2019, 01:03:40 PM
Alright fire up the suction, it's time to get this abortion underway.
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				I can't believe Cox overpersued someone. What a scrub.
			
			
			
				just a beyond cowardly move to punt there
			
			
			
				Nice of Dan Snyder to fill the stands with Christmas colors.
			
			
			
				Quote from: MDS on December 15, 2019, 01:10:00 PM
just a beyond cowardly move to punt there
no shtein...wtf you have to lose?  moving the ball on Philly with ease...I mean, I'm not complaining but what possibly is the thinking?
			
 
			
			
				Everyone in Washington is trying to get fired.
			
			
			
				Are RBs allowed to move like that? I thought that was outlawed after McCoy left.
			
			
			
				If you get beat downfield by Zach Ertz you should be immediately sent to the XFL.
			
			
			
				Humiliating secondary.
			
			
			
				Lol that was predictable 
			
			
			
				there was a 100% chance that was going to happen
			
			
			
				The upcoming pick six is going to really make this game fun.
			
			
			
				brenneman and spielman are making me long for senile merrill reece
			
			
			
				This Sanders guy is alright.
			
			
			
				Arcega Whiteside is useless
			
			
			
				The Washington defense can't tackle for shtein, I guess?
			
			
			
				Joke penalty
			
			
			
				Super weak call.
			
			
			
				Sanders is seeing the hole much better lately.
			
			
			
				It would be cool if they got a touchdown this time.
			
			
			
				First half of the season, I thought Sanders was a confirmed bust. I was wrong.
			
			
			
				Quote from: Diomedes on December 15, 2019, 01:35:20 PM
Arcega Whiteside is useless
That shows the leadership of Agholor.  He's been teaching the rookie everything he knows.
			
 
			
			
				Quote from: QB Eagles on December 15, 2019, 01:45:31 PM
First half of the season, I thought Sanders was a confirmed bust. I was wrong.
I thought he was a bust as a runner but as a screen back/receiver he was great from the start.  
			
 
			
			
				Mills is so mad that he can't celebrate a bad pass.
			
			
			
				Serious question. If you throw it on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd downs to the receiver covered by Mills, what are your odds of not getting either a completion or a PI?
			
			
			
				What a dumpster fire these DBs are.
			
			
			
				Disgusting.  
			
			
			
				That play should not have worked, but here we are.
			
			
			
				This is a pathetic display by the whole defense.
			
			
			
				ive been a big schwartz defender but surely someone else can do better than this
			
			
			
				They're making Haskins look like Dan Marino.  
Seriously, if you need a breather as an offense, just play this pathetic group of losers.  Just unreal.  
			
			
			
				Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 15, 2019, 12:10:30 PM
I'm ready for a sloppy shteinfest
Sorry ass bum Haskins coming out party today as he bukkakes all over the secondary.
Accurate 
			
 
			
			
				These corners have such a tough time merely keeping track of the WRs that I hardly ever see them look at the QB or the ball.
			
			
			
				This punt will really help re-establish the Eagles in this game.
			
			
			
				awful play calling three and out
give Sanders the ball 
			
			
			
				Are these iceholes really going to go into halftime down by 11?
			
			
			
				Such a nice third down play.
			
			
			
				I'm totally okay with this Sanders/Scott backfield.
			
			
			
				I rather liked the Howard/Sanders combo myself.
			
			
			
				Carson just straight missed that pass....Ertz has the first down if Carson doesn't miss.
			
			
			
				Why do you decline that penalty?
			
			
			
				Quote from: Diomedes on December 15, 2019, 02:21:50 PM
Why do you decline that penalty?
Faith the defense can hold and get you the ball back with adequate time to do something.
It was a mistake.
			
 
			
			
				Eagles gonna Big Brain themselves into a Washington FG.
			
			
			
				And why do you decline the ten second run off?
			
			
			
				Doug is so farging dumb that he thinks they are getting the ball back.
			
			
			
				Director kept showing McLeod to get the announcers to make the right point that Jenkins broke up the pass that McLeod would have intercepted. Announcers never figured it out.
			
			
			
				He's talking into their ears too, isn't he?
			
			
			
				Quote from: Diomedes on December 15, 2019, 02:28:25 PM
He's talking into their ears too, isn't he?
Yep. Meanwhile they kept saying it was a dropped INT by Jenkins, but it would have been nearly impossible.
			
 
			
			
				Alright, they got the ball back. Just in time for three zesty passes!
			
			
			
				You can point at players, but that was an incredibly dumb first half by Doug and Jim.
			
			
			
				I'm glad I won't have to see this shtein team lose a home playoff game this year.
			
			
			
				go ahead and celebrate Rodney jr.  thats your one and only play you'll gonna make all year. 
			
			
			
				I see Sanders has turned back into a blind pumpkin.
			
			
			
				Nice of the offensive line to join in on this shtein show
			
			
			
				Wentz is a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and his butt smells, and he likes to kiss his own butt.
			
			
			
				Well said
			
			
			
				Wentz isn't very good
			
			
			
				Am I the only one waiting for Goedert to fumble every time he touches the ball?
			
			
			
				One cheek down equals two feet in!
			
			
			
				While we're  bashing the whole free world is there anybody more disgusting than Rob Ryan?
			
			
			
				That was beautiful.
			
			
			
				Chris Spielman is an awful announcer 
			
			
			
				Typical Wentz, can't even throw a pass away properly.
			
			
			
				Just like it was drawn up!
			
			
			
				I have never been more wrong about a player than I was about Brandon Graham.  He's become of my favorite Eagles.
			
			
			
				Darby hurt?  No way????  He's a walking disaster 
			
			
			
				Defense?  
Defense?
Defense?
			
			
			
				BuT tHeY'rE GoOd AgAiNsT tHe RuN.
			
			
			
				Gross.  
			
			
			
				What a joke.
			
			
			
				Why am I doing this to myself?
			
			
			
				This defense can't generate turnovers for shtein.
			
			
			
				Brandon Graham?  Nice hustle.  I moved faster one day after hip replacement 
			
			
			
				You're losing to Bill Callahan for Christ's sake!
			
			
			
				Quote from: QB Eagles on December 15, 2019, 03:24:47 PM
This defense can't generate turnovers for shtein.
The offense generates enough for both of them.
			
 
			
			
				Quote from: Don Ho on December 15, 2019, 03:18:19 PM
Darby hurt?  No way????  He's a walking disaster
farg that dude. Hope he's done for the season 
			
 
			
			
				Nice Miles!!
			
			
			
				Yeah, this Sanders guy is real good sometimes.
			
			
			
				I have hope in them until the defense steps back on the field.
			
			
			
				god damn this game is going to kill me
			
			
			
				Damn is Ginger slow
			
			
			
				No WRs, RB screens all day, and a TE rolling into the endzone for a TD. The early Andy playbook is back.
			
			
			
				whats the point when your defense is getting ass rammed by haskins and callahan
HASKINS AND CALLAHAN
			
			
			
				DC defense looked lost on that touchdown.  Schwartzesque
			
			
			
				Ah, and than we have this train wreck of a defense to bring us right back to reality.  This entire back 7 needs to go
			
			
			
				Quote from: Don Ho on December 15, 2019, 03:40:46 PM
Ah, and than we have this train wreck of a defense to bring us right back to reality.  This entire back 7 needs to go
It's not like the front four are ever generating pressure.
			
 
			
			
				farg
			
			
			
				Send this shteinfest into overtime, let's get that tie.
			
			
			
				Lol saw that fumble coming as soon as he started running right
			
			
			
				farg you carson
			
			
			
				Just run you dope.
			
			
			
				Such an appropriate way to end the season.
These clowns are not beating Dallas come hell or Highwater
			
			
			
				Get Tua!
			
			
			
				Simms with all the drops would be a nice fit on the birds
			
			
			
				Can someone start the "Are you over Wentz yet?" Poll?
			
			
			
				Followed by "Is it time for Jenkins to hang it up?"  Poll
			
			
			
				I like watching five guys show blitz, then drop so far back into coverage that everyone is open.
			
			
			
				Quote from: Don Ho on December 15, 2019, 03:54:11 PM
Followed by "Is it time for Jenkins to hang it up?"  Poll
He's been mostly invisible this season.
I wish the CBs were mostly invisible.
			
 
			
			
				Time to put on the big boy pants for Carson and Doug.
			
			
			
				Quote from: QB Eagles on December 15, 2019, 03:55:24 PM
Time to put on the big boy pants for Carson and Doug.
They went too big and put on the clown pants.
			
 
			
			
				Probability to win NFC East  stats are making me madder than seeing Wentz's face & birds defense.
			
			
			
				Wait, that shot of the secondary on the bench really made
me angry 
			
			
			
			
			
				I honestly wish this game were over so I didn't have to watch it.
			
			
			
				Goedert did a good thing? Dang.
			
			
			
				But man, both coordinators have got to go in the offseason.
			
			
			
				Holy shtein what a throw/catch
			
			
			
				I hope Ward becomes a really solid #3 WR for this team.
			
			
			
				OH MY!!
			
			
			
				Can't wait to see how they farg this one up.
			
			
			
				Show me Dan Snyder's face
			
			
			
				Quote from: General_Failure on December 15, 2019, 04:08:05 PM
I hope Ward becomes a really solid #3 WR for this team.
The next Na Brown!
			
 
			
			
				Quote from: Diomedes on December 15, 2019, 04:09:14 PM
Show me Dan Snyder's face
Weird request, but okay.
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				Ahhh hahahaha
			
			
			
				Haskins must not have known they had the TO left lolol
			
			
			
				Good, farg'em.
			
			
			
				I told you guys Bradham was good
			
			
			
				What a great time the Eagles fans are having at FedEx right now...lol
			
			
			
				Closest 10 point win I can remember.
			
			
			
				The defense once again saving their sole good play for when it was needed most.
			
			
			
				Eagles now 57% to win the division. Hopefully the Boys lose to McVay, setting up the clincher next week.
			
			
			
				If there is a game I want the Eagles to win each year, regardless what else happens, it's at Washington.  
Thank you Greg Ward!
			
			
			
				JJAW is the worst rookie receiver in recent Eagles memory, considering all the run he's been getting. Zero catches, repeatedly running the wrong routes even though it's Week 15.
			
			
			
				that was the worst defensive performance in eagle history and 2 weeks ago the 2-9 dolphins farged them up
			
			
			
				If you think that performance was awful, I'd gladly refer you to about a hundred games I saw during the 70's.  And post-Vermeil pre-Buddy days.  
			
			
			
				Oh my God Rome!  So true!  We've seen some real bad shtein.  I was following this team during the Mike McCormick and Marion Campbell debacles.  John Reaves, Mike Boryla, Bobby Hoying ain't got shtein on Wentz.  Those were suicidal times.  Viva Bubby Brister!
			
			
			
				Quote from: Rome on December 15, 2019, 04:33:09 PM
If you think that performance was awful, I'd gladly refer you to about a hundred games I saw during the 70's.  And post-Vermeil pre-Buddy days. 
those eagles teams were horrendous...they never had a must have game getting ripped up by dwyane haskins and old face andre peterson
			
 
			
			
				Quote from: Rome on December 15, 2019, 04:33:09 PM
If you think that performance was awful, I'd gladly refer you to about a hundred games I saw during the 70's.  And post-Vermeil pre-Buddy days. 
Quote from: Don Ho on December 15, 2019, 04:39:52 PM
Oh my God Rome!  So true!  We've seen some real bad shtein.  I was following this team during the Mike McCormick and Marion Campbell debacles.  John Reaves, Mike Boryla, Bobby Hoying ain't got shtein on Wentz.  Those were suicidal times.  Viva Bubby Brister!
Glad I'm younger than you two old timers!  :paranoid
			
 
			
			
				Quote from: QB Eagles on December 15, 2019, 04:22:49 PM
JJAW is the worst rookie receiver in recent Eagles memory, considering all the run he's been getting. Zero catches, repeatedly running the wrong routes even though it's Week 15.
Agreed he's a wreck. That ball hit him right in the chest in the end zone. 
			
 
			
			
				Quote from: Geowhizzer on December 15, 2019, 05:16:11 PM
Quote from: Rome on December 15, 2019, 04:33:09 PM
If you think that performance was awful, I'd gladly refer you to about a hundred games I saw during the 70's.  And post-Vermeil pre-Buddy days. 
Quote from: Don Ho on December 15, 2019, 04:39:52 PM
Oh my God Rome!  So true!  We've seen some real bad shtein.  I was following this team during the Mike McCormick and Marion Campbell debacles.  John Reaves, Mike Boryla, Bobby Hoying ain't got shtein on Wentz.  Those were suicidal times.  Viva Bubby Brister!
Glad I'm younger than you two old timers!  :paranoid
lol yeah what the farg is going on
			
 
			
			
				He's a disaster.