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Cary Williams and Nate Allen...so happy they're gone
Cards opened -3.5
Eagles gonna ball out and win, then drop their final 2 against mediocre racists and midgets. This is what they do.
By my calculations, the Eagles can clinch the division after Week 16 even if the Racists game is the only one they win the rest of the season.
Requires:
Racists lose to Bills
Giants lose to Panthers and either Dolphins or Vikings
Cowboys lose to either Jets or Bills
I don't think this is likely to happen (like Sarge, I see the Eagles blowing it against Washington). I just find it mindblowing that the Eagles-Giants game might not mean anything under a not-too-outlandish scenario even if the Eagles lose to the Cardinals.
the big game for the giants is minnesota, which will not affect common games. thats the tiebreaker before conference record. the eagles cant win conference record.
i think this is the scenario to get a week 17 bye
-eagles beat arz and dc
-washingtons lose to buf and phi
-giants lose at least 2/3 OR win 2/3 provided one win is over minnesota
8-7 eagles get the breaker against 7-8 giants that have a win over minnesota. easy can confirm.
The Giants need to lose against Miami or Carolina since the Eagles lost to both. The Minnesota game doesn't affect the Eagles since they didn't play them
right, but
8-8 eagles...8-8 giants
both are 1-1 head to head. 3-3 division.
eagles 7-7 in common games. giants 6-8.
you have to take out: detroit, arizona, san fran and minny.
This is riveting. I can't wait for BigEd's reply so I can finally understand how thorough the Eagles farged themselves earlier on by losing winnable games.
If the Giants and Skins lose their next two and the Eagles win their next two, the Eagles clinch the division that Saturday night at 8-7 before Giants/Vikings takes place on Sunday since everyone else will have 9 losses already
talking to easy is like chatting with comcast customer service
theres just some dude in india pushing automated response buttons
haha I am lol'ing at that
push 1 for an explanation of the Eagles scenarios
push 2 for you to hear BigEd tell you to farg off
this shtein gonna be ugly
I'm glad you're on Arizona
If the Eagles beat the Cardinals, do you believe?
Quote from: SD on December 14, 2015, 07:00:02 PM
If the Eagles beat the Cardinals, do you believe?
sure!
you going?
I have an extra
No shtein? I might. I won't be able to give you an answer till midweek. If you have someone else interested sell them.
yeah I have it out on the market.....first come first serve
the flex farged my cousin
I don't even want to think about the game Palmer is going to have. ESPN has taken turns doing MVP articles for Cam, Brady and Russell Wilson. Next week will be Carson's turn.
Quote from: MDS on December 14, 2015, 05:08:44 PM
talking to easy is like chatting with comcast customer service
theres just some dude in india pushing automated response buttons
Go American Yankees!
The Eagles are doing the all-black uni thing again this week
Quote from: SD on December 14, 2015, 07:17:21 PM
No shtein? I might. I won't be able to give you an answer till midweek. If you have someone else interested sell them.
might have an extra too if havas' is gone
i charge 75.01 though...a jew has to make a profit you know
Quote from: MDS on December 14, 2015, 08:00:52 PM
Quote from: SD on December 14, 2015, 07:17:21 PM
No shtein? I might. I won't be able to give you an answer till midweek. If you have someone else interested sell them.
might have an extra too if havas' is gone
i charge 75.01 though...a jew has to make a profit you know
Same section as havas? I might take both. Flex game fargs me up too.
Quote from: rjs246 on December 14, 2015, 07:50:25 PM
I don't even want to think about the game Palmer is going to have. ESPN has taken turns doing MVP articles for Cam, Brady and Russell Wilson. Next week will be Carson's turn.
couldn't agree more
Quote from: SD on December 14, 2015, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 14, 2015, 08:00:52 PM
Quote from: SD on December 14, 2015, 07:17:21 PM
No shtein? I might. I won't be able to give you an answer till midweek. If you have someone else interested sell them.
might have an extra too if havas' is gone
i charge 75.01 though...a jew has to make a profit you know
Same section as havas? I might take both. Flex game fargs me up too.
yea its his seats....we saw each other at the tampa game before you mysteriously left
I'll take both seats (havas/mds) if they're still available
My kids fly into Philly Sunday night at 11:30 so we're going to head down to Philly early and watch the game at C&P by the stadium. Probably swing by multiple tailgates while we're there.
Quote from: SD on December 15, 2015, 05:53:18 PM
I'll take both seats (havas/mds) if they're still available
my man cant go so its yours
Quote from: MDS on December 15, 2015, 08:09:18 PM
Quote from: SD on December 15, 2015, 05:53:18 PM
I'll take both seats (havas/mds) if they're still available
my man cant go so its yours
Alright just need havas cause I need both tickets
I got you dawg
word
how sick is it that the eagles are tied for first but the game literally means nothing
I think it means something if they win. Not necessarily regarding the division but obviously will feel better about the team.
Also weird that ticket prices for this game are so low on stubhub
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 15, 2015, 09:52:29 PM
I think it means something if they win. Not necessarily regarding the division but obviously will feel better about the team.
I said this exact thing to the lil guy last night
Pillow talk?
There are a lot of playoff implications if the Eagles win. It's just a lot less important than the Washington game.
I don't get it
i probably have an extra too if anyone is looking.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 15, 2015, 11:33:58 PM
i probably have an extra too if anyone is looking.
Hmm. I could take squaw to C&P and tell her I gotta piss and just ditch her there.
Beleive it or not, this wouldn't be the first time I've done that either.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2015, 11:59:41 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on December 15, 2015, 11:33:58 PM
i probably have an extra too if anyone is looking.
Hmm. I could take squaw to C&P and tell her I gotta piss and just ditch her there.
actually there's a small chance i have two extra. this flex farged everything up.
Possibly interested. My kids land at 1130 pm. They may have to wait at PHL for a bit. Either that or they can learn on the fly how SEPTA works.
i put it at 90% that i leave the stadium in disgust by mid-third quarter.
I was thinking half time, but I like your optimism.
At least the traffic will be good.
Quote from: SD on December 15, 2015, 08:43:27 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 15, 2015, 08:09:18 PM
Quote from: SD on December 15, 2015, 05:53:18 PM
I'll take both seats (havas/mds) if they're still available
my man cant go so its yours
Alright just need havas cause I need both tickets
My buddy is having us in his club box suite for this game, so I don't need these tickets anymore. Thanks anyway.
Maxwell beaten three times already
Yeah the pass rush isn't getting home
And it looks like Arizona will be allowed to hold all night
hey... it only took one whole quarter, but finally a great play by the D!
Nice stop there but this defense really is awful. These midgets impersonating NFL linebackers are pathetic.
Cox is a beast
Ok keep feeding Matthews and let's see a TD
I'm sure Havas rushed down to the field to rub Bradford's boo boo to get him back in the game
Short of the sticks Sammy strikes again!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2015, 09:10:04 PM
Cox is a beast
Lock this dude up for life as a bird. I'll forgive Chip the GM if he can pull that off.
Todd in tears watching that clip of Arians at Temple.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2015, 09:12:03 PM
Short of the sticks Sammy strikes again!
Almost as infuriating as Big Red passing on 3rd and 1.
ERTZ SO GOOD BABYYYY
must be nice to have 5 receivers who can play
Rowe is out with a head injury
Yikes
Maxwell is hurt
They're running out of corners
God damn, that may have been the best pass I've seen thrown in a long time. Palmer placed that perfectly. Brown is dropping everything tonight.
farg!
Wrong Al! they weren't booing Maxipad they booed becasue it looked like Floyd juggled the ball.
Jesus.
Nice farging tackling iceholes
There ya' go! Everyone of those of POS DB's showed their true colors. Bunch of Hoydas.
Mr. Brown meet Mr. Matthews
Tom farging Selleck! Nice.
Are you kidding me? Short of the sticks pass again. Jesus christ you stupid people!
C'mon Bruce you Hoyda! Take off the skirt.
Under center. Interesting. Almost always in shotgun in short yardage.
HA! That was like watching pain dry as it devolped. Joke.
Like the aggressiveness but the line got blown up there.
Awful play call
Loved going for it
Mothballing Murray there was stupid
Riley Cooper, lead blocker. There's your season folks.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2015, 09:51:51 PM
Awful play call
Loved going for it
Mothballing Murray there was stupid
100% agree. you absolutely go for it there and run Murray's ass out there.
That Kiko muthafarga contributes absolutely nothing! farg that bitch!
Can't watch Kiko play. He does absolutely nothing.
So Kiko and Chip do have a lot in common, they do absolutely nothing.
Watching that idiot play makes me miss former all-star Eagles LB's like Stewart Bradley and Mike Reichenbach
I've has so many people come up to me, knowing I'm an Eagles fan and saying "I like that Kiko Alonso". They all based it off that one interception he made against Matt Ryan week 1. I throw it back in their face and ask them "Why? Other than that INT he hasn't done a damn thing!"
Lucky to be down only seven. Should have gotten something though so it would be only four down, if not tied. Lucky so far.
Quote from: GeneralZOD on December 20, 2015, 10:00:11 PM
Watching that idiot play makes me miss former all-star Eagles LB's like Stewart Bradley and Mike Reichenbach
Wow a Stewart Bradley reference...forgot he existed
And yeah Kiko has been worthless.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2015, 10:06:26 PM
Quote from: GeneralZOD on December 20, 2015, 10:00:11 PM
Watching that idiot play makes me miss former all-star Eagles LB's like Stewart Bradley and Mike Reichenbach
Wow a Stewart Bradley reference...forgot he existed
And yeah Kiko has been worthless.
I will never forget that day he single-handedly manhandled the Saints... Beast mode
Wonderful start!
Ertz...nice drive ruining drop
Jesus
Hey look another series of missed tackles Jesus
And when is the last time Barwin made a play?
the draft wish list is longer than a kindergartners Christmas list. This defense other than Cox and the injured Jordon Hicks is worthless.
What a catch
Damn
Catch, no catch. Does it really matter?
If that play doesn't sum up the sloppy ass playing of that muthafarga, nothing will. He needs benched - NOW.
Kiko is a huge bitch. Holy farg.
Holy farg! Just saw that replay from the other side. Was that a one handed grabby Floyd as he was leapng? Damn.
This just magnifies how bad the birds receiving corps is and how far away they are from being even mediocre.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 20, 2015, 10:25:39 PM
Kiko is a huge bitch. Holy farg.
C'mon, he got a finger on Johnson's helmet as he was being stood up like a huge bitch.
if only there was a way of moving the ball down the field without conveying it through the air
Keep those patterns short of the sticks! Works every time.
fargkkkkkkkkkkkk
Had a nice drive going
So Cards clinch NFC West tonight and Racists clinch NFC East next week. City of Brotherly Love bitches!
That's all she wrote, folks. See you on Saturday for the must win game.
Oh, Eagles.
really? farg.
Hahaha goddamn fumbles
WTF was that? Dancing Elf? When do the Cards start talking selfies on the sidelines?
Tiny kendricks no match for Johnson on that third and short and Watkins belongs playing Community College ball.
farging joke
This was a winnable game. Turnovers and shtein ass tackling
Yawn.... >click<
Hell. put Dennis Kelley and Murray at CB already.
80 year old coach? I love Bruce Arians.
Sign him to that long term contract now! Lock him up!
Hahahaha wtf was Bradford doing?!?
farging icehole
Get ready, it's going to be worse next week. These gutless hacks trying to stop Pimp, Cousins, Reed, etc. should be a great holiday treat. This defense is just as bad as the offense.
That was a pretty nice flick there by Phreak's favorite whipping boy.
Nice of Matthews to pimp the ever living shtein out of a score when down 37-10
Maybe if Slinging Samuel didn't farging fumble and throw a pick it would have mattered
Why is Palmer still in there? Let Stanton audition for Bradford's job.
Nice pass there Sammy boy
Let's get at least one more shot of Lurie acting like he's pissed.
Quote from: rjs246 on December 14, 2015, 07:50:25 PM
I don't even want to think about the game Palmer is going to have. ESPN has taken turns doing MVP articles for Cam, Brady and Russell Wilson. Next week will be Carson's turn.
Did I say Carson Palmer? Because I meant David Johnson.
That's right Chris, Sam's made some great throws tonight. Clown.
Hey do first round picks usually contribute to their football teams? Probably not right?
Not in Eagleville they don't
Nor do QBs play well. Look ma another pick!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2015, 11:28:39 PM
Not in Eagleville they don't
Nor do QBs play well. Look ma another pick!
Bradford actually played fine and has been playing fine for a minute now. He has the shteintiest supporting cast I've ever seen. Nice one two punch at TE, other than that, nada.
There we go! Lurie sure looked upset as he left the box. Giggling means you're pissed right?
I have to admit I thought Agholor was going to be a stud. Ok, he got hurt but he hasn't shown us shtein yet. Very unimpressive rookie season.
Quote from: rjs246 on December 20, 2015, 11:32:41 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2015, 11:28:39 PM
Not in Eagleville they don't
Nor do QBs play well. Look ma another pick!
Bradford actually played fine and has been playing fine for a minute now. He has the shteintiest supporting cast I've ever seen. Nice one two punch at TE, other than that, nada.
Oh I'm not absolving the rest of the guys for their zesty play. But the fumble and picks tonight were ugly. He's not the sole reason they lost but he needs to be better if he and they want him to be a highly paid franchise guy.
The defense and their alleged tackling were more at fault. And Ryan Mathews
The fumble was zesty protection. The first pick was as much on Mathews as it was on him. Also Riley Cooper is on the team.
Two more things:
If Brown remembers how to catch this game gets out of hand in a hurry.
The refs tried to hand the Eagles momentum with that ten men on the field no call. Chip promptly killed it with that super fourth and one call.
Bradford was their best player for 2.5 qtrs and then it all snowballed. Meh. They are what they are.
if they had just put in sanchez to run the read option, patrick peterson would fall down and josh huff would get open
New jokes plz
there is nothing dumber in the history of this board than your sanchez > bradford thing...which you are still pushing for since every solitary chance you get you rip bradford -- an average at best qb throwing to slop being protected by slop being coached by slop
Actually I haven't advocated for Sanchez in weeks
Does that mean I have to kiss Bradford's ass and praise him?
Quote from: MDS on December 21, 2015, 12:17:40 AM
an average at best qb throwing to slop being protected by slop being coached by slop
that equation equals 6-10.
Quote from: MDS on December 21, 2015, 12:17:40 AM
there is nothing dumber in the history of this board than your sanchez > bradford thing...
Your trolling of said thing says hi.
Quote from: rjs246 on December 20, 2015, 11:32:41 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2015, 11:28:39 PM
Not in Eagleville they don't
Nor do QBs play well. Look ma another pick!
Bradford actually played fine and has been playing fine for a minute now. He has the shteintiest supporting cast I've ever seen. Nice one two punch at TE, other than that, nada.
you are wasting your keyboards breath
I know the feeling.