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Title: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: MDS on September 15, 2015, 02:03:51 PM
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Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: ice grillin you on September 15, 2015, 02:34:50 PM
last night pretty much sucked all the joy out of this game
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: smeags on September 15, 2015, 02:49:42 PM
ill get beyond week one by tmrrw.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 15, 2015, 05:38:00 PM
Visions of that little punk ass Beasley running amok all over Maxwell House.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 15, 2015, 08:17:59 PM
I'm ready for this one. Had to listen to the Cowboys fans run their mouths all day today. Nothing bugs me more when fair weather know nothing's try to talk shtein. I want a farging beat down
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 16, 2015, 12:05:05 AM
Next to the Niners and for some reason the Steelers we have the usual fraud Cowboys fan base here.  I just throw out the "name a Cowboy before JJ got there.  What college did Aikman go to?  Who drafted Michael Irvin?"  Then I tell them to go farg themselves.

I give the Niners fans credit.  Talk to a lot today and complimented them how well their D played, everyone of them  said "The Vikings just aren't that good, don't get excited".  A Hole Boys fans all giddy because they beat a coach who should be eating his meals through a straw and a QB who had the worst mental fart of his career.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: smeags on September 16, 2015, 09:29:14 AM
yeah but, dem boyz.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 17, 2015, 12:20:10 AM
http://cowboyszone.com/threads/is-it-actually-dangerous-to-wear-cowboys-gear-to-the-linc.331125/

I always enjoy reading these.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 17, 2015, 12:53:16 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 17, 2015, 12:20:10 AM
http://cowboyszone.com/threads/is-it-actually-dangerous-to-wear-cowboys-gear-to-the-linc.331125/

I always enjoy reading these.

QuoteI worked with a guy from Philly, we worked in South Florida. Of course he was an Eagles fan. He said he hated the Cowobys and hated Texas.

He said he got a scholarship to go to a Texas college, I can't remember which one,,but it was a small college.
He got tired of the Texas ways, walked up to a big Texan wearing his boots and hat,,and all,that. Now the guy I worked with was about 5-8 weighed maybe 170. He made a comment about Texans and fake Cowboys.

The guy hit him square in the face. he woke up 2 days later. Quit college, left Texas, never to return.swore if he had to make a road trip, he would drive around Texas and not through it. He wouldn't even do a stop over in DFW even if he didn't have to exit the plane.

I told him he is just another punk Eagles fan acting tough when they aren't, just like their team.
This was around 1995.

Cool story, bro.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: smeags on September 17, 2015, 08:47:00 AM
im sure that stor is 100% factual. cause, internet.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 17, 2015, 10:16:21 AM
That was kind of the point.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: ice grillin you on September 17, 2015, 10:18:29 AM
so it didnt really happen?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 17, 2015, 10:21:19 AM
I doubt it. The fact that the guy claims to have had a job was the eyebrow raiser for me.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: smeags on September 17, 2015, 10:23:31 AM
it says he met the guy in florida, did romey go to college in texas by chance ?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: phattymatty on September 17, 2015, 10:25:08 AM
where did the guy sleep for two days??? that's crazy.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: ice grillin you on September 17, 2015, 10:25:32 AM
i love how he says the guy was from philly "of course he liked the eagles"  basically admitting that cowboy fans are bandwagon whores who are from everywhere

the only truth contained in that entire story
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Eagaholic on September 17, 2015, 12:11:00 PM
at least, the guy seemed,,,well on his way to litericy,,
yeeHaw Cowobys!
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: SunMo on September 17, 2015, 12:35:16 PM
even taking that story at it's face, an eagles fan made a non-violent comment about another guy's favorite team and the other guy attacked him.

but eagles fans are the problem
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: smeags on September 17, 2015, 01:09:11 PM
plus most people tell stories about getting their ass kicked. 
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: phattymatty on September 17, 2015, 03:04:38 PM
(https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/7Jq2kFlB1EzMNDBhD1iZHEBKTa7-On4I3DffasmZCUk.png)
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: ice grillin you on September 17, 2015, 03:06:24 PM
lol...marlon is getting a taste of that next time he runs his fat lips
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: smeags on September 17, 2015, 03:10:00 PM
eagles 34
bovinefunholes 24
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Rome on September 17, 2015, 06:50:52 PM
https://youtu.be/ajKGCipQKVQ
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 18, 2015, 12:27:46 AM
QuoteI know an NBA player who played for the 76ers a few years ago and was beloved by Sixer fans. He was a huge Cowboy fan and he told us he went to one game in Cowboy gear was scared to death in the parking lot because he was wearing a Cowboy hat and jacket. Said he would never do it again.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 18, 2015, 12:42:18 AM
lmao @ rome. That was good.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: BigEd76 on September 20, 2015, 03:15:57 PM
Bust II is a healthy scratch today. Ajirotutu also out (Barner active). Josh Andrews is active over Vandervelde. The rest of the inactives: Morris, Rice, Bair, Kelly
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 03:44:49 PM
Anyone have a free link to stream?  Searched reddit but everything that comes up are paid links.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Munson on September 20, 2015, 03:54:54 PM
Not getting the game in Butte?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 03:57:22 PM
I'm in PA dingus, but at work.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 03:57:43 PM
http://www.livenflstream.net/dallas-cowboys-at-philadelphia-eagles-live-stream.html

That should work.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Munson on September 20, 2015, 03:58:53 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 03:57:22 PM
I'm in PA dingus, but at work.

Not getting the game in Intercourse?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 04:13:13 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 03:57:43 PM
http://www.livenflstream.net/dallas-cowboys-at-philadelphia-eagles-live-stream.html

That should work.

Nope. Keeps asking me to create an account/provide cc info. Guess I'm just listening.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 04:19:14 PM
That one worked for a few minutes, but now everything's down. I think maybe the NFL might have caught on to this internet thing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams/comments/3lpjvn/game_thread_dallas_cowboys_vs_philadelphia_eagles/

The VLC links there work, if you have that installed.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 04:29:31 PM
3rd and 22, and I was convinced they could convert there. Maybe there's a little hope?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 04:32:20 PM
What a stupid call and a even stupider timeout
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 04:33:13 PM
Don't even know what vlc is, so I'm guessing I don't have it installed. Probably won't work on mobile either.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 04:34:55 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 04:32:20 PM
What a stupid call and a even stupider timeout

We're all assuming this game's a loss, right? Because this game's probably a loss.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 04:43:55 PM
Jordon Matthews slowly becoming a goat.  That dropped pass was almost identical to the one Monday night
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 04:48:24 PM
Hopefully this offense starts clicking by week 12.  Dink, dunk, drop is getting really boring.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 04:49:52 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 04:48:24 PM
Hopefully this offense starts clicking by week 12.  Dink, dunk, drop is getting really boring.

Looking forward to finishing strong for that 4-12 record?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 04:50:52 PM
Exposed?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Munson on September 20, 2015, 04:52:14 PM
Fox feed is DEAD
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 04:54:17 PM
Quote from: Munson on September 20, 2015, 04:52:14 PM
Fox feed is DEAD

You're not missing anything, except maybe the refs taking a small pity on the Eagles.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 04:56:18 PM
that may have been the worse pass romo has ever thrown
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 04:56:29 PM
D actually stepped on a bit.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: SD on September 20, 2015, 04:58:31 PM
Quote from: Munson on September 20, 2015, 04:52:14 PM
Fox feed is DEAD

Popped over to the red zone didn't miss a thing
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 05:00:20 PM
Now if the O line can step it up
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 05:00:50 PM
Murray is going to finish the season under 1000 yards, and Chip's going to kill himself.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 05:06:36 PM
My favorite part is how much respect the Eagles corners are giving these no name WR's.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 05:08:57 PM
They're not intentionally giving respect; the Eagles corners just don't know what they're doing
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 05:09:30 PM
Delay of game....good job, igy!
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 05:10:20 PM
And what the farg is up with all of these slow-motion close ups of Romo's face? Kinda turning me on against my will!
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 05:10:57 PM
Quote from: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 05:10:20 PM
And what the farg is up with all of these slow-motion close ups of Romo's face? Kinda turning me on against my will!

Will's going to leave you if you keep acting like a ho.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 05:14:46 PM
When do the Tebow chants start?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 05:17:35 PM
I'd prefer Fire Kelly chants
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hunt on September 20, 2015, 05:20:12 PM
so the secondary is just as crappy as last year...and the o-line got worse...yeah, gonna be a long season.  :-X
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: SD on September 20, 2015, 05:22:37 PM
I commend the d at this point they've been in the field the entire first half and have only given up 3

Guards are laughable. Not much different than what we saw last year when all the lineman were hurt
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 05:25:51 PM
Shocking, the NFL has caught on to this sandlot offensive scheme, just shocking.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hunt on September 20, 2015, 05:26:00 PM
fire chip!
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 05:26:20 PM
What a clown show this is.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 05:27:25 PM
Quote from: Munson on September 20, 2015, 04:52:14 PM
Fox feed is DEAD

Such a shame as you're missing one for the ages.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 05:30:23 PM
Kiko is only out for the game...so far
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Munson on September 20, 2015, 05:30:52 PM
Kiko done for the game. SUper.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 05:33:19 PM
Shaping up to be the best off season ever.  Grade A acquisitions!
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hunt on September 20, 2015, 05:36:51 PM
left knee injury for kiko...same leg as the acl he tore.  yay.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 05:39:41 PM
Vinny Curry on fire!
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 05:40:26 PM
Chip, please resign at halftime.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 05:40:47 PM
Chip's face there was a great example of a man who has run out of fargs to give.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 05:43:09 PM
Maxwell has actually had some descent coverage, it's just Romo can place the ball. Luckily Dallas WRs have Matthews syndrome.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 05:44:35 PM
Oh my God!  Kendricks now?  This team is so farged.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 05:44:46 PM
That probably went two yards.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Munson on September 20, 2015, 05:53:58 PM
It seems the Eagles have mixed up "points" with "flags". You want more points, not flags, guys.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 05:55:14 PM
BOO
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 05:55:35 PM
Quote from: Munson on September 20, 2015, 05:53:58 PM
It seems the Eagles have mixed up "points" with "flags". You want more points, not flags, guys.

They barely have more yards than flags, let alone points.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 05:55:57 PM
I get the feeling that I'm not really missing out on very much right now.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: AshishPatel81 on September 20, 2015, 06:01:43 PM
Murray sucking, Kiko hurting his surgically repaired knee, neglected offensive line sucking, receivers not getting open, DBs getting burned... so all that is needed now is Bradford blowing out his knee again to cap off the perfect offseason of Chip.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 06:09:22 PM
The offensive line and lack of a deep threat (both due to QB limitations and lack of deep man WR) are more of a problem than anything Murray's doing or not doing, I think.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 06:11:38 PM
At least it wasn't a 3 and out
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 06:11:39 PM
Excellent adjustments.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 06:12:03 PM
Excellent special teams.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 06:12:55 PM
At least the defense will get a little more rest.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 06:13:10 PM
At least I get to see more of this awesome offense
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 20, 2015, 06:14:34 PM
Worst game I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 06:16:16 PM
Worst game I've never seen?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 06:16:59 PM
Still they're gonna win. Sad.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 06:18:33 PM
At least KKKooper still sucks
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 06:19:30 PM
This game sounds awful. I'm listening on the radio and Merrill is about to say farg it and start drinking.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 06:19:50 PM
Eagles D is understandably gassed so the Dallas penalties are appreciated
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:23:17 PM
This is beyond panic, this is see ya on draft day time.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 06:23:31 PM
These iceholes can't make a farging tackle on the first contact.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 06:23:45 PM
Lol @ this team.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:25:05 PM
Romo dead
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 06:25:08 PM
And they hurt Romo...best.game.ever.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:25:58 PM
And the crowd is going nuts!  Here comes the philly bashing
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 06:26:13 PM
Thanks to this potential Romo injury, this will be the Eagles longest drive of the season. It'll still only be 1:03 of actual game time, but they'll hold the ball for a good twenty minutes here.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Munson on September 20, 2015, 06:28:09 PM
Why are you not getting rid of it Bradford jesus
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 06:28:43 PM
Bradford is so farging lost.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:29:52 PM
This offense is so boring
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:31:21 PM
Good point by Aikman, why is Ginger the Dallas backup QB sitting on the bench?  Shouldn't he be warming up?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 06:32:13 PM
I'm real glad they paid so much money for Murray and got rid of Mathis.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:33:23 PM
I miss the preseason
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 06:33:58 PM
Any chance we can get a flag for a score? Seems to be working for 1st downs.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:35:52 PM
Still expect disaster every time Huff touches the ball
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:37:00 PM
Field goal won't cut it guys
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 06:37:15 PM
No worries about a field goal
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:38:05 PM
Two words:

Marcus Mariota
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 06:38:59 PM
I won't even say the obvious. Just amazing what we're seeing today. Just a yard and a half, but you know.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 06:39:02 PM
It'd be fun to blame this on Bradford but who the farg was he supposed to throw it to? No one's getting open. Bad WRs.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 06:40:29 PM
At least he was smart enough to not throw it to Cooper.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 06:41:30 PM
Unrealistic to expect a tackle on first contact.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:42:19 PM
It's broken?  What, Romo's collar bone or the Eagles will?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 06:42:25 PM
I can't believe the Washington Cousins are going to win this dumb division this season.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 06:42:29 PM
And now comes the phase of humiliation where Brandon Weeden runs up the score on the Birds.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 06:43:10 PM
Inevitable.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:43:33 PM
Ginger leads this team to score, the Linc may burn tonight.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:46:04 PM
No, give it to goofball on the 1.  He excels on 90+ yard, 17 play drives
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 06:47:32 PM
This team is just stupid. It's in their eyes.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 06:48:09 PM
Bradford's taking a page from Romo and trying to leave the game early.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:49:22 PM
More whistles please
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 06:49:23 PM
Sure, Peters can be injured too. Let's do that.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 06:50:23 PM
Murray status: a bitch
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 06:50:49 PM
Dan Bailey?  Please
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 06:55:08 PM
Throwing to Cooper for an incomplete pass was actually the smart move there. Good job, Bradford. Shame about your next terrible pass, though.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 06:56:15 PM
This is LMAO funny. I'm not even mad, that's the sad part. I'm almost to the point where I want to see them top each stupid decision and play with a worse one.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 06:56:28 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 06:55:08 PM
Throwing to Cooper for an incomplete pass

also known as "throwing to Cooper"
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2015, 06:57:09 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 06:58:54 PM
Fractured left clavicle for Romo! Eagles path to the Super Bowl just got easier.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 07:00:56 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 06:58:54 PM
Fractured left clavicle for Romo! Eagles path to the Super Bowl just got easier.

Did he buy a cluster of tickets that he's going to sell now?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 07:04:18 PM
Someone on the Eagles farging make a play.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:04:53 PM
There's maybe 2 winnable games on the schedule this season with the way they're playing.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 07:05:46 PM
Malcom Jenkins was a great signing last year
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 07:06:38 PM
Holy farg
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:06:40 PM
That was a nice thing to watch, but we're all pretty sure they're not going to get points out of it.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 07:07:55 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:06:40 PM
That was a nice thing to watch, but we're all pretty sure they're not going to get points out of it.

Eagles D has been playing well. They'll stop 'em again fo sho
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:08:31 PM
How long before Chip just tosses his headset overhead and walks away?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 07:10:37 PM
Depends how long before a college makes a decent offer
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:10:53 PM
Forget Honolulu this year Kelce
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 07:11:20 PM
Even the refs are having a terrible game. The two biggest Cowboys plays were called wrongly.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 07:11:41 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:10:53 PM
Forget Honolulu this year Kelce

Outside of a couple runs Week 1 he has sucked all year.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:11:56 PM
Can't wait for the defense vs offense rift to go public
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 07:11:41 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:10:53 PM
Forget Honolulu this year Kelce

Outside of a couple runs Week 1 he has sucked all year.

Maybe his brother will bring him
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 07:13:08 PM
Sproles didn't return the punt...there goes the chance for an Eagles TD
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:13:54 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 07:10:37 PM
Depends how long before a college makes a decent offer

Pat Haden will be calling shortly. 
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 07:16:30 PM
lollerskates
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:17:11 PM
Well, that looked familiar.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 07:17:30 PM
Bradford somehow brought the Rams offense with him, including all the drops.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:17:35 PM
Hey, Birds got a few guys that could play setter on the US volleyball team!
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 20, 2015, 07:19:46 PM
I think this is the most penalized game in NFL history

24 now

Record I think was 22

And I'm glad Bradford didn't get an extension.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:19:52 PM
Penalties are going to drag out these four minutes for another half hour.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:21:45 PM
Dallas gift wrapped this for the Birds.  farg you Chip you overrated junior high coach.  Quite a mess you got on your hands.

Male lead in a comedy series.........Emmy goes to Chip Kelly

Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:22:23 PM
farg yea!
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 07:22:34 PM
Maxwell got paid.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:22:53 PM
You fools, now the Eagles get the ball back!
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:24:35 PM
At this point I'm struggling to remember if Buttfumble was worse than this. I remember he was bad, obviously, but I don't remember how bad.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:30:15 PM
It's all on this stupid gimmick offense that Chip brings.  This isn't the Pac 12, it's the NFL.  Didn't take the league long to figure this circus out.  Sam Bradford?  Please.  B rate receivers at best, awful offensive line.  Bring it Chipper! 
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:30:38 PM
Good, farg 'em for trying to get Murray his token TD.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Butchers Bill on September 20, 2015, 07:32:19 PM
Someone should probably tell Chipper that you can't call the same run play EVERY SINGLE fargING TIME.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:32:59 PM
i may never question igy's insights again.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:33:31 PM
This game is making me root against Murray so hard.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:34:42 PM
Culture
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 07:34:52 PM
Did they just light fireworks off for that TD? Classy
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:35:53 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 07:34:52 PM
Did they just light fireworks off for that TD? Classy

I was hoping that was the beginning of the riot.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Butchers Bill on September 20, 2015, 07:36:13 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:34:42 PM
Culture

I blame whatever smoothie blend they had this week.  Change that shtein up.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:36:32 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:35:53 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on September 20, 2015, 07:34:52 PM
Did they just light fireworks off for that TD? Classy

I was hoping that was the beginning of the riot.

They're down more points than there are fans left in the stands.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:36:54 PM
Parley, it has to go 10 yards.  10 yards.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:37:18 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on September 20, 2015, 07:36:13 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:34:42 PM
Culture

I blame whatever smoothie blend they had this week.  Change that shtein up.

I'm a big fan of banana stawberry kiwi. I'll write Chip a letter to let him know about that combination.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 20, 2015, 07:38:11 PM
Thank God.  Get the farg off my tv screen.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: GeneralZOD on September 20, 2015, 07:39:13 PM
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12036924_10205898928847068_7674006965738456769_n.jpg?oh=57a62aedf74d608b24bdb93e6eec6e7b&oe=565E5443)


Sorry y'all, but I just gotta do it
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 07:39:22 PM
I think I put more effort into finding a stream to watch than anyone did on the field. We all made some regrettable decisions today.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: AshishPatel81 on September 20, 2015, 08:31:18 PM
I'm already tired of the Sam Bradford "stupified" look.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Rome on September 20, 2015, 08:38:54 PM
Other than the fact that the offense can't run block or pass block, or run the ball or catch the ball or throw the ball, and the defense can't stop the run or the pass, and the special teams can't make a play and the offensive coordinator keeps calling the same lameass plays and the defensive scheme is ridiculously predictable, this team is terrific.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: MDS on September 20, 2015, 08:46:14 PM
worse than you saw on tv
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 20, 2015, 08:56:54 PM
Had to miss the game because of other obligations (yeah yeah, errands...).  Tried to DVR the game and watch it when I got home, but accidentally saw the score trying to get to the recording.  Doesn't look like I missed much.  >DELETE<

And it also looks like my most dire fears about this season may be coming true... and may have even been too optimistic.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2015, 09:22:26 PM
I dvrd the game but I'll def be deleting that shtein when I get home.

I'm officially on the Fire Chip bandwagon. I've seen enough. 
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 09:31:09 PM
Remember when this team had a good offensive line, a couple of talented receivers, and a RB who could consistently hit double or even triple digits in yards? Good times.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: SD on September 20, 2015, 10:55:11 PM
I thought Herrremans played fine last season. The only reason I was onboard with cutting ties with him because he's getting up there in age and I assumed they'd address Guard in FA or the draft. Then they let Mathis go. They replaced them with a recovering alcoholic who was out of the league for a year and a half and couldn't beat out the slop they're rolling out there now.

Same situation happened last season when their O lineman got hurt, Shady had nowhere to run, Foles was running for his life etc. The sad part now is there's no waiting a few weeks till these guys are healthy, what they have at Guard is what they have. 
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 11:11:03 PM
Quote from: SD on September 20, 2015, 10:55:11 PM
I thought Herrremans played fine last season. The only reason I was onboard with cutting ties with him because he's getting up there in age and I assumed they'd address Guard in FA or the draft. Then they let Mathis go. They replaced them with a recovering alcoholic who was out of the league for a year and a half and couldn't beat out the slop they're rolling out there now.

Same situation happened last season when their O lineman got hurt, Shady had nowhere to run, Foles was running for his life etc. The sad part now is there's no waiting a few weeks till these guys are healthy, what they have at Guard is what they have. 

In addition to the guards being horrific, Kelce, Peters, and to a lesser extent Johnson have regressed. The guards are terrible but it hasn't just been the guards. The unit as a whole is seriously broken.

The front four played extremely well today. Jenkins continues to play well. Maragos somehow continues to not be totally exposed. Other than that, nothing positive can be said about any Eagle in this game. We've all seen some disgusting games but this one probably takes the cake in terms of the offense just doing absolutely nothing.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 11:20:51 PM
Don't worry, it isn't going to get any better. The receivers will continue to not catch the few balls that are actually near them, Murray will get bitchier and bitchier until he quits, and Sproles will eventually collapse from having to carry this team to what little success they can get.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: SD on September 20, 2015, 11:29:57 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 20, 2015, 11:11:03 PM
Quote from: SD on September 20, 2015, 10:55:11 PM
I thought Herrremans played fine last season. The only reason I was onboard with cutting ties with him because he's getting up there in age and I assumed they'd address Guard in FA or the draft. Then they let Mathis go. They replaced them with a recovering alcoholic who was out of the league for a year and a half and couldn't beat out the slop they're rolling out there now.

Same situation happened last season when their O lineman got hurt, Shady had nowhere to run, Foles was running for his life etc. The sad part now is there's no waiting a few weeks till these guys are healthy, what they have at Guard is what they have. 

In addition to the guards being horrific, Kelce, Peters, and to a lesser extent Johnson have regressed. The guards are terrible but it hasn't just been the guards. The unit as a whole is seriously broken.

Peters/Kelce/Johnson have talent. Rough start sure but there's something there (talent, experience etc.). That's why I added the there's no waiting a few weeks until the better players heal part. Barbre/Gardner have little talent They're fine as 2 week fill ins but not starting Guards. The A gap is a sieve right now.

The other problem is Dallas obviously watched the tape from last week. In Chip's zone blocking scheme the first level the O lineman hit their player then peel off unto the next level. That's not happening now because the LBs aren't waiting for the lineman to get to the next level, they're shooting gaps as soon as they see an opening. You'd think play action would help to contain that but for some reason they refused to throw the ball down the field.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: EJ72 on September 20, 2015, 11:46:21 PM
What a clusterfark of a game. I know you guys couldn't move the ball but at least you didn't have 18 farging penalties called against you. Almost every farging drive, one step forward, two steps back, it was one of the worst games I have ever watched. That "top" offensive line looked like crap, struggling to run block or pass block. I can't remember the last time I was so disgusted after a win, it didn't even feel like a win.

Either both of our defenses are better than I thought or both of our offenses are worse than I thought, maybe a little bit of both. It looks like the NFC Beast will be the NFC Least this year and most of our wins will probably come struggling to beat division rivals for the NFC Least Bad Champion.

Oh and we should have drafted Romo's successor no less than three years ago. I said a couple of years ago he *might* have four years left. If he's got half a brain he'll retire, take that guaranteed $$$ and run.

In Weeden we trust.  :-D

Ugh.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2015, 11:47:26 PM
Weeden's at least got more years left in him than Bradford.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2015, 12:12:03 AM
After a three hour ride home stewing I'm still pissed

The guard situation is an egregious mistake on Chip's part. A coach who wants to run replaced two good players with two farging turnstiles.

Barbre and Gardner are garbage.

I'd start Andrews and Vandevelde next week. Why not?

The Jets will eat Barbre and Gardners lunches
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: rjs246 on September 21, 2015, 12:26:49 AM
I was just logging in to mock everyone, but it appears that the diagnosis here (offensive line fail) approximately matches my diagnosis (offensive line goat rodeo). So no mocking required. Carry on with your lives, losers.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 21, 2015, 12:28:34 AM
Surely someone will come along to say everyone is too negative.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2015, 12:45:52 AM
I'd start Sanchez next week too BTW
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: ice grillin you on September 21, 2015, 01:02:07 AM
the interior of the line is a disgrace ive said this for months

ive also said that josh huff kkk and Jordan Matthews cant be a pro football teams wr's
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: hbionic on September 21, 2015, 01:17:19 AM
Best decision I made was not to get the NFL package. Turned that shtein off early today and went to the beach. Football is dead to me until next season. Never liked snuff films anyway. Eagles football is the biggest snuff on television ever. Even if they manage to beat whomever team on the remaining schedule and manage to look competitive, it's not going to matter because today happened. I'm done with the season.

*not a knee jerk reaction.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Don Ho on September 21, 2015, 05:54:31 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 21, 2015, 01:02:07 AM
the interior of the line is a disgrace ive said this for months

ive also said that josh huff kkk and Jordan Matthews cant be a pro football teams wr's

Seriously, I am so on board with you 100%.  You made this call during the draft.  I had no problem going OL with the first two picks as this draft was so WR/DB deep.  But Joe Junior High goes skinny PAC 12 WR and a DB, who yes I included drank the kool aid on, who may only see the field out of sheer necessity not based on his talent.

Jets D is so much better than Atlanta and Dallas.  How does 0-3 taste?  farg Chip and farg the theatre usher.  Go back to Bean Town you ass wipe. 

I am so sick of this shtein.  1972 you mother fargers!  40+ years of dog shtein from this organization is enough.  I lived through Tose, the guy in Europe and now this Hoyda who sits in his box with his bitch from trike patrol.com and his fake look of anguish.  Screw you Lurie.  I've been drinking tonight and the fire water has just fueled my anger and frustration.  Chip and his culture has set this organization back 5 years.  Please, someone tell me I'm wrong, I'm panicking for no reason, Chip has a plan, etc.  What I've seen the past 6 regular season games (let's just write off the JV game against the Giants in week 17) gives me nothing to hope for.

As stated earlier today, the best thing this weekend was USC getting slapped around by Stanford. One more loss for the drunk Sarkisian and Haden calls Chip.  Let us pray.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: smeags on September 21, 2015, 08:17:05 AM
yeah, who needs a good oline. cause, culture.



Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Zanshin on September 21, 2015, 09:41:32 AM
I had to DVR the game so that I could help my kid set up for a gig. I didn't watch it yet, so no spoilers! Getting ready to watch the Birds kick some Cowboys ass, though! Man, they're going to be on fire with this kind of matchup for the home opener-- especially after dropping that one last week. Can't. farging. Wait. To. Watch! I heard Romo got hurt, too. Probably a 50-3 drubbing. Don't tell me!
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: smeags on September 21, 2015, 09:54:00 AM
im sure none of us want to give anything away in that instant classic yesterday.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2015, 06:44:20 PM
http://phillyinfluencer.com/2015/09/video-eagles-fans-eviscerate-the-players-after-the-game-yesterday/

Exclusive video of mds keeping it real and asking his boy Eskin to do the same
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 21, 2015, 06:56:23 PM
I can almost guarantee that no more than 5 players on the Eagles roster have ever heard of Rich Kotite.
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: General_Failure on September 21, 2015, 06:59:43 PM
They were like 2 years old when he was coaching, why would they know who he is?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2015, 07:23:57 PM
Probably less than five and maybe some of the coaches too

Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: MDS on September 21, 2015, 07:36:15 PM
what are people supposed to say?
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2015, 08:28:37 PM
Something more creative than some weak sauce smack about Richie Kotite
Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 21, 2015, 09:09:33 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2015, 08:28:37 PM
Something more creative than some weak sauce smack about Richie Kotite

Pretty much. I mean, dude can say whatever he wants if it makes him feel better, but he might as well been speaking Chinese because no one on the field knew what the farg he was talking about with the Kotite reference. 

Title: Re: Week 2 - Dallas Sucks
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 23, 2015, 07:11:43 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2015, 07:23:57 PM
Probably less than five and maybe some of the coaches too

Lucky farging bastiches.