Clearly this deserves it own thread. He went Oregon. He was traded for someone named LeSean McCoy. Chip Kelly is Chip Kelly.
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Howie must be laughing his ass off
Unreal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaAH66pu9YY
haha. hes torn his ACL TWICE and he missed all of last season. what the farging farg.
bills fans discussing it. they arent happy. hmmmm. http://boards.buffalobills.com/showthread.php?508344-Kiko-traded-for-shady!&s=743620fe2e910b21c7fbe0b663e55609
Is this real?
Oh it's real. Unfargingreal
I've sort of laughed off most of the Please ban me, I have nothing to contribute.helovesOregon stuff, but loooooooooooooooooooooool
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on March 03, 2015, 06:48:31 PM
I've sort of laughed off most of the Please ban me, I have nothing to contribute.helovesOregon stuff, but loooooooooooooooooooooool
yes I have laughed off that filter too
[chip loves Oregon]
(Hidden part of this trade is that Kiko is actually really good when healthy and Shady was probably not long for this team, but the fact that this is an Oregon player is amazing).
So bills fans aren't happy about this?
A broke kneed LB for Shady?
I never thought I'd say this...but I miss Howie. :'(
I had to pull over to compose myself. Stopped at the store to get some booze
what the farg
Da farg ?
Quote from: hbionic on March 03, 2015, 06:52:26 PM
I never thought I'd say this...but I miss Howie. :'(
I'm starting to miss fatty
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 03, 2015, 06:53:41 PM
I had to pull over to compose myself. Stopped at the store to get some booze
This is the funniest post I have ever read on this board. I literally spit a combo of a peanut butter & jelly sammich, corn chips & milk out of my nose.
Thanks, dick.
early SPECULATION is that this frees up even more $$ to spend in free agency, and then they will trade essentially every draft pick for MM
accompanying theory (from me): they will sign ray rice
@RosenhausSports: I just spoke with the Eagles organization and there is no trade for LeSean at this time. There have been discussions but nothing finalized
Quote from: MDS on March 03, 2015, 06:55:39 PM
accompanying theory (from me): they will sign ray rice
IN
I think they'll sign a guy like Spiller. Herremans interview holds true...they value ol and qb over skill positions.
Bills fans are pissed...guy is coming off a major knee injury and they just got one of the most exciting players in the game...doesn't compute
http://boards.buffalobills.com/showthread.php?508344-Kiko-traded-for-shady!
Shady wasn't going to renegotiate anything. He had money coming to him and that was that. It's stunning how fast this franchise says, "farg you" to people who won't play ball with them financially. Doesn't matter who it is or what they've done... if you don't fall in line, you're out. No hesitation.
I don't even know what to say now. Insanity.
They're from buffalo so it must've rotted their brains
hes a white salt of the earthy gritty go getter....racist upstate NY eats that up, as does our beloved coach
getting over the shock of the move, it kinda makes sense in a way. you have to see what else they do. shady is a great player, of course, but the nfl is NOT a running back league anymore.
Quote from: MDS on March 03, 2015, 07:02:05 PM
hes a white salt of the earthy gritty go getter....racist upstate NY eats that up, as does our beloved coach
getting over the shock of the move, it kinda makes sense in a way. you have to see what else they do. shady is a great player, of course, but the nfl is NOT a running back league anymore.
he was pretty legit as a rookie.
but his knee was ripped to pieces soooo....
Racist upstate ny? Even half-joking you're still unbelievably stupid
This feels like a Sam Hinkie move. Trade a player at peak value, at a replaceable position where analytical trends show has a decent chance at a significant production drop-off in 2 years for a player that could be a key cog in your team for a decade.
That said, Shady is special, and right now he's certainly the better player, and I'm going to miss the guy.
Quote from: AshishPatel81 on March 03, 2015, 07:06:46 PM
This feels like a Sam Hinkie move. Trade a player at peak value, at a replaceable position where analytical trends show has a decent chance at a significant production drop-off in 2 years for a player that could be a key cog in your team for a decade.
That said, Shady is special, and right now he's certainly the better player, and I'm going to miss the guy.
his peak value was probably last season....but i get your point
shady is special NOW, but hes probably not going to special next year. they saved a ton of money....which allow them to spend wildly in free agency....which will allow them to waste on entire draft on MM.
this one is going to be fun to watch play out.
Sadly I think mds is right...they're going to go crazy in free agency to fill needs so they can blow a bunch of picks for mm.
Whether or not this move works remains to be seen, but I'm guessing Chip thinks he can pick a 1,200 yard RB off the tree for cheap. Won't be as good as Shady, but good enough. But you get a stud LB for the future on top of it. Sound logic, but still... Shady man..
Too funny! CJ Spiller was already the scheduled guest tonight on Total Access on NFLN.
guys its ok, darren sproles is not 40 for a few more years. all good.
Quote from: Don Ho on March 03, 2015, 07:19:08 PM
Too funny! CJ Spiller was already the scheduled guest tonight on Total Access on NFLN.
He actually out and out confirmed it. Said the team wished him well and told him the deal was done.
Wow.
chip is at some jew dinner....not taking questions...not speaking to the media
this guy is outrageous
Demeco is owed $6.9 million this season so I guess he's gone too
Can't say I'm surprised that he was traded. The signs have been there - production dipped slightly, signs of not quite fully buying into the program.
Can't help but have the feeling, though, that it's becoming a total rebuild.
Chip's not already taking media questions on a trade happening next week? He's a madman.
Quote from: MDS on March 03, 2015, 07:28:35 PM
chip is at some jew dinner....not taking questions...not speaking to the media
this guy is outrageous
Guest of Ben Netanyahu?
This could all go to shtein, but it's a lot of fun, and I have respect for people who don't give a damn about what others think.
if his knees hold up this is a very good trade for the eagles....11 million dollars cheaper and two years younger...shady at a very replaceable position kiko at a big position of need
Quote from: MDS on March 03, 2015, 07:02:05 PM
hes a white salt of the earthy gritty go getter....racist upstate NY eats that up, as does our beloved coach
kiko also a fellow new englander
(http://i.imgur.com/XnVFDPe.jpg)
Was just thinking about this trade from a Bills perspective...they could have signed Murray or made a play for ap and kept Alonso
WS thinking about it the other way. Eagles sign spiller and Alonso is basically a FA signing
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/3/3/8145311/eagles-bills-trade-lesean-mccoy-kiko-alonso-grade-approval
Surprised at the poll results
Already "borrowed" it myself. Good find, Matty.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 03, 2015, 08:14:47 PM
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/3/3/8145311/eagles-bills-trade-lesean-mccoy-kiko-alonso-grade-approval
Surprised at the poll results
I'm (mostly) OK with it myself. Definitely shows that Kelly is going to put his mark on the team, for better or for worse.
not saying you should automatically like it but they only way you could hate it is if you root for names on the back of jersey more than the front
That leaves Maclin as the last player on the roster I actually like, and I don't even like him all that much. Go bunch of guys I don't give a shtein about.
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2015/03/03/reaction-mccoy-trade/
QuoteOne Bills source: 'Holy s---, this went down in 20 minutes...'
7:08 PM - 3 Mar 2015
QuoteMichael Silver ✔ @MikeSilver
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One Bills source: 'Holy s---, this went down in 20 minutes...'
19 minutes of that was Chip on hold while someone with the Bills was like
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7O0rGOg3qY
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 03, 2015, 08:00:23 PM
if his knees hold up this is a very good trade for the eagles....11 million dollars cheaper and two years younger...shady at a very replaceable position kiko at a big position of need
Quote from: MDS on March 03, 2015, 07:02:05 PM
hes a white salt of the earthy gritty go getter....racist upstate NY eats that up, as does our beloved coach
kiko also a fellow new englander
You like this move so you're pro-Chip gm now?
the move is tough to hate right now, unless you worship shady. you have to see what else they do.
if they can replace shady....save significant money....get younger....its definitely not a bad thing
This is your monthly reminder that McCoy is 26.
Quote from: General_Failure on March 03, 2015, 09:10:19 PM
This is your monthly reminder that McCoy is 26.
Yeah when did that become old for a rb?
26 is mid 30's in running back years
Quote from: SD on March 03, 2015, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 03, 2015, 08:00:23 PM
if his knees hold up this is a very good trade for the eagles....11 million dollars cheaper and two years younger...shady at a very replaceable position kiko at a big position of need
Quote from: MDS on March 03, 2015, 07:02:05 PM
hes a white salt of the earthy gritty go getter....racist upstate NY eats that up, as does our beloved coach
kiko also a fellow new englander
You like this move so you're pro-Chip gm now?
no homey dont play like that....but i have to evaluate how i see em and this was a good one
should also be noted that I would trade a rb especially a rb who makes 12 million bucks for a pair of socks so youd really have to farg up in dealing shady for me to dislike it
Quote from: MDS on March 03, 2015, 09:13:12 PM
26 is mid 30's in running back years
So ap and Murray are in their 40s then?
ap literally might as well be in his 40's with all the wear and tear....murray is more like 30
i wouldnt give them anything, yea
one had 30434 carries last season and the other hasnt played football in a year
We definitely know AP took a beating when he was younger.
Time to switch up the tone of this conversation.
Hey...it's Kiko Alonso!
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Hopefully he's better than Kiko Garcia.
(http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/95/95-545Fr.jpg)
Alonso's bro plays for the Reading Phils
He was suspended for DUI in college and arrested for burglary charges too
Gritty salt of the earth
the dui i think was the real...but the other thing was he got drunk and tried to sneak into his ex-girl's home or something. wanted a booty call and she didnt. not a huge deal.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 03, 2015, 09:44:33 PM
He was suspended for DUI in college and arrested for burglary charges too
Gritty salt of the earth
When Chip was his coach
Quote from: MDS on March 03, 2015, 09:46:01 PM
the dui i think was the real...but the other thing was he got drunk and tried to sneak into his ex-girl's home or something. He wanted rape and she didnt. not a huge deal.
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2015/03/report-lesean-mccoy-wont-make-it-easy-after-finding-out-about-trade/
chip is ice cold
Like a smoothie?
i like him.
McCoy got roasted.
http://screencast.com/t/3XuQYPRc5
http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/pointcounterpoint-chip-kelly-is-a-genius-and-rex-ryan-is-insane/
I don't have a problem with the overall idea of trading Shady, my bigger issue is for a dude who has two ACL injuries and by all accounts they did the deal in 20 minutes which means he made a call and they did a deal. He didn't investigate the market or find out what other teams would have offered, he just jumped at the first deal he got.
Quote from: SunMo on March 04, 2015, 09:42:29 AM
I don't have a problem with the overall idea of trading Shady, my bigger issue is for a dude who has two ACL injuries and by all accounts they did the deal in 20 minutes which means he made a call and they did a deal. He didn't investigate the market or find out what other teams would have offered, he just jumped at the first deal he got.
its possible....i mean hes never done this before and his sidekick marywitz is a child...coaching is hard enough in the nfl without having to retool an entire franchise....and as of less than two years ago he had never even seen anyone do either much less done it himself
Quote from: SunMo on March 04, 2015, 09:42:29 AM
I don't have a problem with the overall idea of trading Shady, my bigger issue is for a dude who has two ACL injuries and by all accounts they did the deal in 20 minutes which means he made a call and they did a deal. He didn't investigate the market or find out what other teams would have offered, he just jumped at the first deal he got.
Good points. I can imagine him driving to that JCC thing last night...stuck in traffic and having a thought to make a deal. And in the time it took to get over the bridge to Jersey he's dealt a top RB for a creaky kneed LB. Now granted Alonso has played well but still...
And the GOAT coach says...
Quote@greggrosenthal: Arians says on @NFL_AM he knew McCoy was available. Says "wasn't a fit" for Cards.
Yeah he's an awesome coach.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 04, 2015, 09:57:52 AM
Quote@greggrosenthal: Arians says on @NFL_AM he knew McCoy was available. Says "wasnt a fit for Cards.
Yeah he's an awesome coach.
lol what?
Arians is a dope.
yeah hes a terrible coach
He's a bitter SOB
no one outside of rex ryan and the cleveland browns are trading for a 12 million dollar rb
theres a reason shady adrian peterson and demarco murray all may switch teams this year....the position has lost a ton of its importance and for that kind of money its lost all of its importance
in other words shady wasnt a "fit" anywhere
but really im still absolutely baffled at how j thinks arians not wanting shady makes him a bad/worse football coach
Quote from: SD on March 04, 2015, 11:27:27 AM
He's a bitter SOB
true but he is a damn good coach. he would've fit in here perfectly and jay would be guzzling his kool aid right now.
Quote from: SD on March 03, 2015, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 03, 2015, 09:10:19 PM
This is your monthly reminder that McCoy is 26.
Yeah when did that become old for a rb?
The minute these homers found out McCoy was traded and are trying to make it sound like this was a smart move. This isn't DeSean Jackson move dumb but close to it. Smoothie King better win the SB with this stupid system and ex-Ducks.
QuotePart of Alonso's allure, as mentioned earlier, is that he works cheap. The former second-round pick still has two years left on his rookie deal, which will pay him $795,546 in 2015 and $991,418 in 2016. Those are bargain-basement prices for a talented young linebacker. Because Alonso missed all of 2014 with a torn ACL and spent the season on the non-football injury list, his contract also dictates that he will become a restricted free agent after the 2016 season as opposed to the vast majority of second-round picks from his class, who will become unrestricted free agents. Barring the unexpected, that gives the Eagles three cost-controlled years from what appears to be an above-average young linebacker.
Quote from: phillycrew on March 04, 2015, 11:49:40 AM
The minute these homers found out McCoy was traded and are trying to make it sound like this was a smart move. This isn't DeSean Jackson move dumb but close to it.
def not a homer lol or a chip lover and i support the trade
shadys age is definitely the least important factor in this deal and anyone who uses it as justification for the trade is being silly....however theres been studies done and the numbers show that 26 is the end of the peak years for a running back...imo where age does come in to play here is that kiko is only 24....that matters
Quote from: phillycrew on March 04, 2015, 11:49:40 AM
Smoothie King better win the SB with this stupid system and ex-Ducks.
hes either gonna win multiple superbowls or crash and burn in spectacular fashion
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 04, 2015, 12:09:43 PM
Quote from: phillycrew on March 04, 2015, 11:49:40 AM
The minute these homers found out McCoy was traded and are trying to make it sound like this was a smart move. This isn't DeSean Jackson move dumb but close to it.
def not a homer lol and support the trade
shadys age is definitely the least important factor in this deal and anyone who uses it as justification for the trade is being silly....however theres been studies done and the numbers show that 26 is the end of the peak years for a running back...imo where age does come in to play here is that kiko is only 24....that matters
Quote from: phillycrew on March 04, 2015, 11:49:40 AM
Smoothie King better win the SB with this stupid system and ex-Ducks.
hes either gonna win multiple superbowls or crash and burn in spectacular fashion
If the Kiko wasn't coming off his second ACL tear, I might be somewhat supportive. Also, the fact that it is another Duck is infuriating. Is this really the best trade that you could get for Shady? I guess this is the best a guy could get considering it is just his second year in the league and has no idea what he is doing. It is looking more like crash and burning from where I see it.
Yeah I'm certainly not a Kelly worshiper but rbs are a dime a dozen position now plus the shelf life is very short.
High risk ... Kiko never plays at his rookie season level again
High reward ... Kiko helps solidify a part of the defense that is needed, badly.
Quote from: phillycrew on March 04, 2015, 12:18:43 PM
If the Kiko wasn't coming off his second ACL tear, I might be somewhat supportive. Is this really the best trade that you could get for Shady?
mack has had two torn acl's....and hes looking for huge money as opposed to kiko getting paid peanuts....do you support caking off mack?
with a 12 million dollar cap number im suprised they were able to trade shady at all but rex ryan is a buffoon
we will see what happens but if they end up with something like this next season
kiko
ingraham/spiller/fill in the blank rb
fletcher cox re up
mack re up or upgrade
two other big defensive free agent upgrades
i dont think too many people will be missing shady next year
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 04, 2015, 12:09:43 PM
hes either gonna win multiple superbowls or crash and burn in spectacular fashion
It might just be the butthurt talking, but paying Riley Cooper and getting rid of Jackson and McCoy doesn't fill me with a lot of confidence.
I'm super mad about McCoy, you guys. Like, Phreak levels of salt (http://i.imgur.com/0cCCl.jpg).
Shady's deal can be re-done and with a $143M cap paying a dude $12M is not some huge expense - especially for a star RB.
Getting rid of him is insane.
No dummy, don't rework contracts. That's nerd shtein. Dump his ass and get a smoothie for the next guy.
Now if we can just get Chipwich to dump KKKooper
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 04, 2015, 12:31:22 PM
Shady's deal can be re-done and with a $143M cap paying a dude $12M is not some huge expense - especially for a star RB.
Getting rid of him is insane.
shady already balked at re doing his deal and regardless you dont allocate anything close to that much money to the rb position in todays nfl...whether you agree with that or not you might as well get used to it because to do it is bad business and its part of the landscape now
Had to stop by and get Eagles' fans take on this deal. I get the idea that a stud RB isn't as crucial as in the past but I can't figure out why they trade him for a LB with an injury history, even taking contracts/money into consideration. This seems kind of out of the blue but they've probably been dangling him as trade bait for awhile, is this the best deal they could come up with?
I've more or less been antsy about playing The Eagles in recent years mostly because of McCoy. To me, this isn't just trading a RB, it's trading your best offensive weapon.
On the other hand, this seems to be shaping up to be a good draft for RBs and a team can probably find a quality/decent starter into the fourth round. Maybe the idea is to draft his replacement? I think that's one reason why Dallas may let Murray walk. In Murray's case though, last season was the first time he managed to make it through a full season, he still has turnover issues and he's a little older than McCoy.
Anyway. I was just surprised by the news and there aren't many trades these days that cause me to raise an eyebrow and think WTF?
Now that the initial shock of the trade wore off and I've had a day to digest this I'm happy with the deal. shady wasn't a $10 million player last year...I see no reason he'd prform to that level next season. They took him out a lot on 3rd downs and goal line. Sproles was the best rb on the team the first half of the season.
I hope they sign Spiller. When he's not injured he's a very good back. In a featured role in Chips offense he'll equal 1300 yards.
Quote from: EJ72 on March 04, 2015, 05:19:19 PM
Had to stop by and get Eagles' fans take on this deal. I get the idea that a stud RB isn't as crucial as in the past but I can't figure out why they trade him for a LB with an injury history, even taking contracts/money into consideration. This seems kind of out of the blue but they've probably been dangling him as trade bait for awhile, is this the best deal they could come up with?
I've more or less been antsy about playing The Eagles in recent years mostly because of McCoy. To me, this isn't just trading a RB, it's trading your best offensive weapon.
On the other hand, this seems to be shaping up to be a good draft for RBs and a team can probably find a quality/decent starter into the fourth round. Maybe the idea is to draft his replacement? I think that's one reason why Dallas may let Murray walk. In Murray's case though, last season was the first time he managed to make it through a full season, he still has turnover issues and he's a little older than McCoy.
Anyway. I was just surprised by the news and there aren't many trades these days that cause me to raise an eyebrow and think WTF?
Murray would be dumb to leave Dallas because he's got it good there with the OL.
But my thoughts are the same on Shady - you're giving away your best offensive weapon for the second year in a row. I know Kelly thinks that ay back can run in his offense ala Shanahan's one cut and go scheme. ANd while it may be true when you have a stud back you have to elevate him over the run of the mill dudes because while a run of the mill dude may get 1100yds in the system a stud like Shady could rip off much more.
He may be on the decline. Who knows? Those people tweeting and writing about the yards after contact and what RBs do at age 27 and older could be right.
shady ran for da touchdown last year so dey gots to keep him
Quote from: MDS on March 04, 2015, 06:38:53 PM
shady ran for da touchdown last year so dey gots to keep him
OMG REMEMBER THE GAME IN THE SNOW!
^^^^^And we're back to what EL was talking about.
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 04, 2015, 06:55:17 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 04, 2015, 06:38:53 PM
shady ran for da touchdown last year so dey gots to keep him
OMG REMEMBER THE GAME IN THE SNOW!
The game thread for that week should be re-named "Silk in the Snow" absolute peak performance from McCoy. He was no of this world on that Sunday.
Speaking of snow...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaUwro6Z2R8#t=11
which one is whiter?
very possible they are being overly cautious but if this is a full blown valid concussion its really troubling news....a linebacker who got a non contact concussion is not a good thing
Or he could have slipped in the shower. We really don't know how it happened. But hey, let's panic.
lol....yeah or he could have slipped on some ice
the hope is that its not serious not that its not a football injury....part of chips sports science is to be overly cautious add in a head injury and its very possible its minor (if thats possible with the work concussion) but that they will keep him out even after he is cleared
I think it's funny how freaked out the NFL gets over boo boos these days.
Lawsuits ftw.
it's strictly concern over the player's safety.
lol
brain damage is pretty cool
whats dirty waters up to these days?
Quote from: Rome on August 07, 2015, 12:12:39 PM
I think it's funny how freaked out the NFL gets over boo boos these days.
Lawsuits ftw.
I was at novacare today and was saying to someone about what chuck knoll or John madden or any old head would say about a guy being held out of practice for being OVER hydrated
back then you could be on the verge of death from heat stroke from being de hydrated and they would cattle prod your balls for wanting some water
An Al Bundy reliving the past moment...
Senior year of HS we had our conditioning run and linemen had to finish the mile in 6 min 45 sec
We couldn't touch a drop of water until we finished. It was about 103 degrees and I had a massive case of heat exhaustion. Like body shakes and skin clammy and they thought it was a heat stroke. But water was a sign of weakness and this was only 18yrs ago.
C'mon guys, water causes cramps.
im not even doubting chip methods...more pointing out how drastically different they are and how much things have changed in general
You're right IGY. Like j said, up until about 15 years ago it was all about sucking it up. When I did high school sports back during the Coolidge administration there wasn't a drop of water to be found at practice. We'd get one water break per practice. No water bottles, no Gatorade coolers. Had to find the nearest water fountain or garden house. We just new that was part of playing football or soccer. We all had the fatigue/border line heat stroke attack where you feel you'll drop any second. I remember my episode very well. I had to lie to the coaches and say my ankle was acting up and had to see the trainer. Thank God I went to see him as he said "you don't look good. go drink a lot of water". Despite all that we never had anyone pass out or rushed off to the hospital. It was part of the program.
lol are you saying you played when they carried a bucket of water and ladle around Don?
A ladle? Well look at mister fancy pants over here.
LOL! Wooden ladel at that! Those leather helmets got hot in the tropical sun.
@MikeGarafolo: Following tests today, there's a possibility Eagles LB Kiko Alonso will be lost for the season with a knee injury, sources say.
Fantastic
Lol
Oh shtein, there goes the playoffs.
sports science ftl
theres a 100% injury rate in the nfl. i wonder what the % is for guys who are always injured
Now there's a 2-4wk report as a sprained ACL
Next report will be that he's dead
Fingers crossed!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2015, 10:58:52 PM
Now there's a 2-4wk report as a sprained ACL
Next report will be that he's dead
Sprained ACL is code word for they rushed him back too fast from a torn ACL. It never fully healed. This issue will linger all season.
partially torn acl - out a few weeks. translation, hope you enjoyed your cup of coffee in philly.
I thought smoothies were supposed to prevent this shtein.
Maybe they need to add cadaver ligaments into the blender
No, they'd just dull the blades. I'm beginning to question the commitment to smoothie magic around here, guys.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 22, 2015, 09:14:56 PM
I'm beginning to question the commitment to smoothie magic around here, guys.
Big brother, keep it on the low. Last thing we need is hearing there's a report of your gang affiliation and that you've been traded to Jacksonville for Nonebetta.
bye
farg you