So...Seattle looks pitiful.
And the Bears look like trash too...
Matt Prater just doinked one off the uprights from XP range...but the FG goes in...how can a teams kicking situation be that awful?!
Panthers are still in the hotel....gotta hope for some backdoor cover magic there from Cam
http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2014101907/2014/REG7/seahawks@rams#menu=drivechart|contentId:0ap3000000413068&tab=videos
Crazy Stedman Bailey PR for STL
Captain Kirk has been demoted to Private Cousins...what a dumpster fire he is. Another pick lololol
tennessee and washington suck royal chode
Looks like Bryce Brown will finally get off that healthy scratch list next week
Fred Jackson and CJ Spiller both carted off
COLT MCCOY IS IN!
ES IS HAPPY
lol and he hooks up with Garcon for like 80 and a TD
Somewhere Steuber is smiling
I'm stuck with the Jags/Browns game, and I want to die.
You should really invest in DirecTV and redzone
Browns just fumbled a punt on the 2 yard line, Jags recover it on the 6. TD Jags on the next play. I think they might actually win a game.
Seattle is about to lose to the Rams. Makes that Dallas W look less impressive ( not that Dallas isn't legit)
Hand it to the rams, ballsiest play I've seen this year. Deep in their own end up by two with about 2 minutes left, fake punt throw for 1st down.
Lol and fumble on a run that picks up the 1st to ice the game. Rams very lucky to recover in the scrum.
Yeah that took huge nuts by Fisher to call that fake
And perfect scenario in Washington...they win but don't cover. Let them rack up a few wins to push them down the draft order
it actually wasnt that ballsy
seattle was scoring anyway....better off giving them the short field so you can get the ball back when they score. if they punt, seattle eats the clock with its drive and wins the game with little to no time left. really just a smart strategy move by fisher.
Dallas starting to pull away...damn
Come on Romo...give us a vintage pick
oh jesus christ
Giants fumble deep in Dallas territory
thanksgiving
dallas be for real
Like I told lil guy I'd sell my soul for a late season collapse at the hands of the eagles again
Please make it happen
ive been a dallas hater all year but they are ready
THANKSGIVING
They have like four losable games left on their schedule, and two of those are against the Eagles.
dallas fans are saying the same thing
how could anyone want dallas to lose another game until tg
cowboys on 10 game winning streak lose to the eagles at home in front of the entire country
boner cum jizz
would literally be the greatest thing ever.....the city would lose its shtein
ill be at 12th an wharton if anyone is tryin to hang out
and then they come home 17 days later and beat them again on sunday night
if that happens you cant really ask for anything more...super bowl lol
yeah the broncos. they just destroyed the team that the eagles couldn't score an offensive TD against. they are a lot better than the eagles.
So wait... Foles < Manning?
Prove it.
Quote from: phattymatty on October 20, 2014, 09:34:18 AM
yeah the broncos. they just destroyed the team that the eagles couldn't score an offensive TD against. they are a lot better than the eagles.
yeah but the eagles shutout the giants who scored 21 against the cowboys who beat the seahawks in seattle who beat greenbay earlier in the year.
Quote from: smeags on October 20, 2014, 10:03:06 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on October 20, 2014, 09:34:18 AM
yeah the broncos. they just destroyed the team that the eagles couldn't score an offensive TD against. they are a lot better than the eagles.
yeah but the eagles shutout the giants who scored 21 against the cowboys who beat the seahawks in seattle who beat greenbay earlier in the year.
Exactly
You can throw all the "this team beat that team" bullshtein out the door. Now I'm not saying the Eagles are better than Denver, but they beat the Niners if they're not starting Herremans at RT and a bunch of truck drivers up the middle. Not to mention the Eagles were in Frisco who were coming off 2 straight losses where as they were in Denver and Peyton was going to break the record.
i was just pointing out that the broncos would destroy the eagles, not that the eagles are bad.
Not in Philly. They'd probably win but I don't see the Eagles getting lit up by anyone at home.
In Denver? Oh yeah...
how about at MetLife stadium??
I'm sorry but what are you meatsacks arguing about? Matt said that the Broncos are better than the Eagles, which is about as bland and obviously true as a statement can be. The Broncos would be the Eagles 9 out of 10 times in Philly and 11 out of 10 time in Denver. That is a 100% victory rate. Maths.
But seriously, you don't need to come to the defense of the Eagles over a nothing statement that is 100% true and obvious to anyone with eyes.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 20, 2014, 02:44:00 PM
I'm sorry but what are you meatsacks arguing about? Matt said that the Broncos are better than the Eagles, which is about as bland and obviously true as a statement can be. The Broncos would be the Eagles 9 out of 10 times in Philly and 11 out of 10 time in Denver. That is a 100% victory rate. Maths.
todd ? is that you ?
Quote from: rjs246 on October 20, 2014, 02:44:00 PM
I'm sorry but what are you meatsacks arguing about? Matt said that the Broncos are better than the Eagles, which is about as bland and obviously true as a statement can be. The Broncos would be the Eagles 9 out of 10 times in Philly and 11 out of 10 time in Denver. That is a 100% victory rate. Maths.
But seriously, you don't need to come to the defense of the Eagles over a nothing statement that is 100% true and obvious to anyone with eyes.
So you're saying there's a chance...
Quote from: phattymatty on October 20, 2014, 01:27:08 PM
how about at MetLife stadium??
i totally forgot that the super bowl was in new york last year.
i mean how about university of phoenix stadium??
Quote from: rjs246 on October 20, 2014, 02:44:00 PM
I'm sorry but what are you meatsacks arguing about? Matt said that the Broncos are better than the Eagles, which is about as bland and obviously true as a statement can be. The Broncos would be the Eagles 9 out of 10 times in Philly and 11 out of 10 time in Denver. That is a 100% victory rate. Maths.
But seriously, you don't need to come to the defense of the Eagles over a nothing statement that is 100% true and obvious to anyone with eyes.
I just said they would beat the Eagles at Denver but wouldn't get lit up in Philly. No one is arguing and Matty can handle us bullies without his prison bitch getting all uppity.
Lol
ha
rome went all Oz on rusty.
yeah cause the eagles are historically so dominant at the linc
shtein even five of chip kellys eight eagle losses are at home
shhh...you know peyton wouldn't be able to handle the linc magic.
lol
also like five minutes ago the birds were threatening the all time nfl record for consecutive home losses
at least they wouldn't lose at home to jekyll and hyde shtein road teams like the Saints or somebody.
Manning is all but unbeatable in Denver. 16-2 in the last 2-plus regular seasons. They'd get crushed there, no doubt.
They'd also get beaten in Philly most likely. But they have a slightly better chance simply because Denver isn't that great on the road, not because Philly is so unbeatable.
I swear, no matter what anyone posts on this farging horseshtein message board, you have to come in here and troll it up. It doesn't matter whether someone is being negative (as I was). If you're not over the rainbow omgtheeaglessuck, you're a homer. It's just ridiculous.
regular season = broncos win
playoffs = eagles win
peyton manning stinks in the playoffs. hello. theres like 20 years of evidence on that.
Over the rainbow is a phrase for good things; not suck. The reason the Eagles are 5-1 instead of 6-0 is because you don't have a unicorn.
In IGY bizarro world it actually works the opposite.
And cram that unicorn's horn up your pee pee hole.
Quote from: MDS on October 20, 2014, 07:20:01 PM
regular season = broncos win
playoffs = eagles win
peyton manning stinks in the playoffs. hello. theres like 20 years of evidence on that.
When I think of unstoppable playoff juggernauts, I think of the Eagles.
I remember them beating Peyton at the Linc when Austin Collie's brain turned into applesauce
Not that we didn't already know this but damn the Steelers look like trash
The Browns and Texans begin their collapse, as nature finds her balance once again. If you look in the distance, you can see some Lions getting ready to curl up and die as well.
Texans had a shot to bury them and didn't.
Hey did JAX have a parade today for their huge W yesterday?
You say that like there are any fans here that aren't transplants.
But they have a POOL! In the Stadium!
That was a nifty play
Steelers just rubbing their junk all over the Texans now, and they were losing until a minute ago.
Holy shtein
Beard on beard crime
Texans implosion
wow what a minute for pitt.
Beard on beard! HA!
That may have just been some of the worst football ever played by an NFL team the last two minutes.
Here's a list of implosions you still have to look forward to this season:
Lions
Cardinals
Cowboys
Bills
And a yet to be named Jets players orbital bone courtesy of Percy Harvins left cross
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 20, 2014, 10:05:01 PM
And a yet to be named Jets players orbital bone courtesy of Percy Harvins left cross
It'll sure be something when we find out which player got a footjob from Rex's wife.
I just hope when Rex is fired he doesn't end up in the NFCE as an opposing defensive coordinator
Someone remind the bearded genius and the butt chin that Andre Johnson still plays for the texans
James Harrison with a cheap shot in garbage time? Well now I've seen everything!
Quote from: General_Failure on October 20, 2014, 07:46:02 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 20, 2014, 07:20:01 PM
regular season = broncos win
playoffs = eagles win
peyton manning stinks in the playoffs. hello. theres like 20 years of evidence on that.
When I think of unstoppable playoff juggernauts, I think of the Eagles.
and especially nick foles....I mean really who wouldn't take foles in a game against peyton
list all the starting qbs youd take over pick foles
1. peyton manning
Any action on whether the list includes Brian Hoyer, Alex Smith or Austin Davis?
my guess--
yes: romo, elisha, rg3, cousins, mccoy, rodgers, teddy b, stafford, cutler, cam, brees, matty ice, russell, kap, davis, palmer, brady, tannehill, rofl, flacco, hoyer, dalton, luck, bortles, alex smith, peyton, phil rivers,
no: glennon, geno smith, orton, fitzpatrick, whitehurst, locker, carr
im not gonna make a list but hes probably in the low 20's high teens?
the key thing to remember is that there are so many qb's in the league who would be light years better if in chips system
in terms of guys youd rather have or win a game right now? because id rather have teddy b and bortles, but right now to win a game id take nikky.
I mean they are rookies so its a tough call....but otherwise I think id def rather have either of them as the eagles qb right now
oh yea...in terms of right now winning a game, id put foles in the mid-teens
between him stafford, ryan, dalton, youre really splitting hairs. theyre all rather average.
if you take peyton mannings four best td years they equal more td's than john Elway had in his career
I know the era's are totally different but that's a staggering number
The only thing I like about Peyton Manning are his commercials. I detest everything else about him and couldn't care less. Take his dick out of your mouths gentlemen.
we can debate about him as a qb I suppose but theres absolutely nothing to dislike about him much less detest
His giant alien skull is freaky, but at least he's never been a shteinbag. Wait, actually he has. (http://thebiglead.com/2014/09/18/peyton-manning-1996-tennessee-lawsuit-trainer-bare-butt-mooning/)
Well, farg.
im lucky the internet wasn't around in the 80's and also that I wasn't famous
TMZ reports that ice grillin you has been caught producing unauthorized recordings of NHL games without the permission of the NHL. An anonymous source close to the man claims that he makes weekly trips to his local video store to purchase blank VHS cassettes in bulk.
yea really manning is a huge football geek...and a pretty funny dude, albeit very white
hes also really good and like it or not the manning football family story is terrific and hopefully it keeps going.
sure he might have sexually assaulted someone 20 years ago. WHO HASNT?
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 21, 2014, 12:20:22 AM
if you take peyton mannings four best td years they equal more td's than john Elway had in his career
I know the era's are totally different but that's a staggering number
Until you get to the playoffs...
Quote from: MDS on October 20, 2014, 11:45:43 PM
list all the starting qbs youd take over pick foles
That has changed drastically from last year for me, but off the top of my head...
Luck, Rodgers, Manning, Brees, Brady, Flacco, and Rivers (right now).
A big Hell No too Eli, Romo, Cutler, Kaperncik and Newton.
lol at taking foles over cam or kap.....those two would rape the league in chips offense
Cam would be other worldly. I just don't think Kapernick is accurate enough.
Kaepernick would be more accurate than Foles in Chip's offense plus his ability to run would be an added dimension. They missed the boat on Russell Wilson a few years ago, he's perfect for this offense.
kap is obscenely talented but hes a farging idiot....question is could chip reel him in
newton i actually quite like. his offense is a joke and he gets pouty. the thing for him is would he become another donovan.
i still think are SB contenders with foles, but i don't know how anyone can think a qb who can run doesn't make this offense twice as good.
that awful little pirouette/jump fake pass that foles does twice a game just isn't fooling anyone.
too bad vick became shtein at the exact same time chipper came in.
Vick was mostly that zesty guy.
Wow, I didn't even know zesty was still a filter word. Shows how much I use zesty.
Looks like I missed some truly interesting back and forth in this thread. And, the Eagles would totally beat the Broncos because football.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 21, 2014, 11:19:27 AM
I just don't think Kapernick is accurate enough.
kap - 63.8 - 11 td - 5 int
foles - 59.5 - 10 td - 7 int
admittedly kap throws more high percentage passes and routes but lets not act like foles is some joe montana marksman and kap is throwin in the low mid 50's...in fact kaps average yards per throw this year is even higher than foles...im not sure if its because of the eagles strong W/L record or what but I don't think people realize how bad of a year foles is having
Quote from: SD on October 21, 2014, 11:23:53 AM
Kaepernick would be more accurate than Foles in Chip's offense plus his ability to run would be an added dimension.
yeah the threat of a run from the qb spot in this offense would completely transform and elevate it....im gonna go out on a limb and say a read option offense would be much more effective with qb who has the option to run....also chip would coach up kap to improve him....but even under those knuckleheads harbaugh and roman hes still having a better year than foles
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 22, 2014, 10:41:11 AMlets not act like foles is some joe montana marksman
What would we do without a strong voice speaking truth to power? Who else could put a stop to all the Foles >>> Montana talk around here but you?
questioning someone elses accuracy as even a round about way of defeding foles might as well be calling him joe montana.....foles has pretty bad accuracy
For sure, for sure. Keep up the good fight, man. Wouldn't want anyone to defend Foles. Can't have that, not even the wiff of it. Thanks for keeping us out of trouble.
thats kinda the point....there really is no defense of him right now
when the eagles defense is a bigger reason for why they are winning than the qb position it might be time as a fan to re-evaluate nick
I'm not talking Stats Billybean, i'm talking watching them play, otherwise known as Coach IGY's viewpoint.
If you want a subjective look at the two. Here's their performance to date this year. Foles has looked terrible, but his stats for the most part are right in line.
Rk Player Pos Comp Att Pct Att/G Yds Avg Yds/G TD Int 1st 1st% Lng 20+ 40+ Sck Rate
11 Colin Kaepernick QB 143 224 63.8 32 1,719 7.7 245.6 11 5 81 36.2 80T 26 2 19 94.3
15 Nick Foles PHI QB 141 237 59.5 39.5 1,628 6.9 271.3 10 7 77 32.5 68T 22 4 7 82
And a look at 2013 which was super foles
Rk Player Comp Att Pct Att/G Yds Avg Yds/G TD Int 1st 1st% Lng 20+ 40+ Sck Rate
20 Colin Kaepernick 243 416 58.4 26 3,197 7.7 199.8 21 8 147 35.3 64T 46 10 39 91.6
22 Nick Foles PHI 203 317 64 24.4 2,891 9.1 222.4 27 2 129 40.7 63T 52 13 28 119.2
I get what your saying, Kap physically is so elite to Foles its ridiculous. Over the course of last year Kap was below where Foles Comp % is now. In the end, Foles needs to stop with the happy feet, and just stop turning the ball over.
they are essentially equal in numbers (kap better this year) yet foles is in a superior situation for a qb....if they switched teams it wouldnt be close
and I know this from watching both of them
IGY, the commercial with the headphones wasn't speaking directly to you. Much like with forest fires, you are under no obligation to do it all yourself. Plus, we already know he's the man he's the man he's the man.
hahaha
So the only reason Foles is even half decent is because of his head coach and his system. Igor couldn't say he was good if he had a gun at his head.
And is someone really bringing midget man dog killer into this conversation? My God.
Quote from: shorebird on October 22, 2014, 08:47:04 PMSo the only reason Foles is even half decent is because
Now now, to even suggest that he's half decent for any reason, that's a slippery slope. First he's not bad because of the coach, then he's half decent because of the coach and the system, next thing you know, he's good because of the coach the system and he's got a great attitude and strong work ethic.
Luckily, we've got a guy here to stop you from sliding into such facile thinking and remind you that Nick Foles is the whitest man alive.
Ha! Yes. Sometimes I forget how lucky we are to have Igor to keep us straight and the Failure to monitor him.
Quote from: shorebird on October 22, 2014, 08:47:04 PM
So the only reason Foles is even half decent is because of his head coach and his system.
a better way of putting it would be that the only reason he isnt kirk cousins is his head coach and the system
but be proud for having a "half decent" quarterback
homers are the best
Jesus Christ shut up.
c'mon now rome, stop hating on igy, he's simply trying to educate us on the flaw of thinking in that a flaky white guy from the pac 12 could actually be worth a shtein.
I'll never stop swinging on Foles' dick while singing Wrecking Ball, IGY. Never ever.
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classic homer speak: my quarterback is "half decent" but god forbid someone says he isnt that good
calssic igy - Please ban me, I have nothing to contribute. the sky is falling.
Let's say the same thing a hundred times!
What kind of motorcycle should Foles get for his retirement celebration in 2026?
Triumph, of course!
did they ever get the bike back from fryar ? or was that a car
He probably sold it.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 23, 2014, 05:01:27 PM
He probably sold it.
To five different people on the same day.
lol good one