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Jay Ratliff of the Dallas "dwi" Cowboys busted for drunk driving after crashing into an 18 wheeler.

That's OK, Ratliff's got a decent back up in Josh Brent.

Oh wait, he rolled his car and killed his teammate while DWI. My bad.

http://tracking.si.com/2013/01/28/49ers-kwame-harris-accused-of-beating-ex/?xid=ob_blogs

:sly

not sure if this is too soon or not but alec ogletree drank and drove

a couple hours before the combine

good job kid

Da'Quan Bowers had a loaded gun in his carry-on bag at LaGuardia and was charged the same as Plax (two counts of criminal possession of a weapon on the second degree).  Minimum 3.5 years in prison

Quote from: BigEd76 on February 18, 2013, 11:47:48 PM
Da'Quan Bowers had a loaded gun in his carry-on bag at LaGuardia and was charged the same as Plax (two counts of criminal possession of a weapon on the second degree).  Minimum 3.5 years in prison

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7pIiRWJZnw

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/02/25/desmond-bryant-provides-a-mugshot-for-the-ages/

lolol

Mark Duper (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/nfl/news/20130321/former-dolphin-jailed.ap/index.html)

Beat his 17-yr old son unconscious

CTE

The owners just voted 32-0 to ban all blows to the head and hits below the knee during child abuse.

What about illegitimate children?

Yes, they also banned illegitimate children. In other news, there are now three eligible NFL players.

Great, you just outed the only gay players not smart enough to take cover by having a friend pretend to be his baby mama.

William Moore (http://www.ajc.com/weblogs/atlanta-falcons/2013/apr/18/report-william-moore-arrested-battery-charge/), simple battery

Al Michaels, DUI

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/21/us/al-michaels-arrest/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

http://whnt.com/2013/04/21/rolando-mcclain-arrested-again-in-decatur/

Guy is out of control and is probably the most likely player in the NFL to kill someone or be killed himself.

it wont be over till that big girl from decatur sing

Quote from: QB Eagles on April 21, 2013, 11:28:22 PM
Guy is out of control and is probably the most likely player in the NFL to kill someone or be killed himself.

This year, you mean?

Quote from: General_Failure on April 21, 2013, 11:31:51 PM

Quote from: QB Eagles on April 21, 2013, 11:28:22 PM
Guy is out of control and is probably the most likely player in the NFL to kill someone or be killed himself.

This year, you mean?

sure though whoever is playing qb for the cards is at risk of dying on the field as well

Quinton Carter, March 15th 2013.

http://bostonherald.com/sports/patriots_nfl/nfl_coverage/2013/03/broncos_safety_carter_facing_vegas_cheating_case

(http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a568/escrowspal/quinton-carter-cheatsatcraps_zpsf0ae37db.jpg) (http://s1284.photobucket.com/user/escrowspal/media/quinton-carter-cheatsatcraps_zpsf0ae37db.jpg.html)

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/articles/2013/05/07/sports/doc51899e71253a8027098978.txt?mobredir=false

Titus Young popped twice in 15 hours.

Titus Young has got to be one of the dumbest players in the NFL (or as he is about to find out, formerly in the NFL) and that's saying quite a bit. Funny as hell that he was trying to steal his own impounded car.

Yeah he's supremely stupid.

From sabotaging plays to being a fleshpop to getting cut by STL in about six hours after they signed him. And now this.

Enjoy working at jiffy lube, kid.

Mo-Val, the butthole of Riverside county which is the butthole of Southern California.

Titus also fell asleep at an AT&T store (http://deadspin.com/titus-young-will-take-a-nap-in-your-at-t-store-496122722)

http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2013/05/former_oregon_ducks_cornerback_2.html

Cliff Harris giving Titus a run for supreme dumbass.

This fargin guy...again

Quote@NFL_RealUpdates: Former #Lions WR Titus Young was charged with burglary, assaulting a PO and resisting arrest on Friday, his third arrest in less than a week

Which one is he, King David, Pookie from around the block who needs some respect and love, or a heinous POS who should have his limbs torn off after watching his children's brains smashed across a wall?  Riddle me that, idiot.

King David? Help me out here

The great Jewish king David was a bloodthirsty farg who slew tens of thousands of Arabs, including many thousands of women and children. 

Our own little bloodthirsty Jew would heave all the prisoners he deems unworthy--corner boys get a pass of course--into a death pit if he could.

So I ask...does Titus get the rape-death that our little closeted Republican David fantasizes about, or is he just 'hood enough to avoid painful death?

Thanks for the education!

I don't think he'd get street/penitentiary justice for being a general fargup. That's reserved for the kiddie killers and rapists.

Is there anything more entertaining than Dio on a bourbon & meth binge?

Titus Young is farging great.  I've become a major fan of his in the last 7 days.  Can't wait to see what he does for an encore. 

Quote from: Rome on May 12, 2013, 07:26:56 PM
Is there anything more entertaining than Dio on a bourbon & meth binge?

MDS on a Havas' ball sack binge?

Maybe if you still think Adam Sandler's funny, sure.

I still think Sandler's earlier work is funny.  Basically everything prior to The Longest Yard.  Does that count? 

Titus Young's father claims that he has a brain condition and requires our sympathy and assistance. This really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Also, I'm glad to see drunk Dio make his not so triumphant comeback. Good shtein.

Is "stupid farg" a brain condition now?

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20130514/SPORTS0101/305140310/

in case anyone wants a link.

Wow. I guess he's burned through his NFL cash?

Quote@NFL_RealUpdates: WR Titus Young was arrested a 4th time on May 4th for robbing a convenience store according to @JasonColeYahoo, 4 arrests in 9 days.

Quote from: QB Eagles on April 21, 2013, 11:28:22 PM
Guy is out of control and is probably the most likely player in the NFL to kill someone or be killed himself.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9283033/rolando-mcclain-explains-decision-retire-23

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 17, 2013, 02:17:13 AM

Quote from: QB Eagles on April 21, 2013, 11:28:22 PM
Guy is out of control and is probably the most likely player in the NFL to kill someone or be killed himself.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9283033/rolando-mcclain-explains-decision-retire-23

The NFL isn't his problem. Decatur is his problem. And my guess is Decatur is where he is returning to.

Meanwhile, a woman citing a threat of domestic violence has taken out a restraining order against.... wait for it.... Titus Young. (http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9284185/titus-young-restraining-order-issued-him)

OK so now I'm actually starting to wonder if Titus is seriously mentally ill. What the farg is going on with this dude? This level of epic meltdown is farging shocking.

Yep.. Dude is following Barrett Robbins path of a complete meltdown

Yeah, he is definitely mentally ill. Which sucks, because that makes it harder to laugh at him.

Titus Young needs a reality show ASAP.

Mike Goodson (http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/9286124/mike-goodson-new-york-jets-arrested-drug-weapons-charges)

possession of marijuana under 50 grams, possession of paraphernalia and unlawful possession of a loaded handgun

Fokou (http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/crime/nfl-player-moise-fokou-charged-with-dui.php)

DUI

QuoteTitus Young, the troubled former Lions receiver who has been arrested three times this month and has been in jail since May 11, appeared in court today but refused to address the judge.

According to USA Today, the interaction between Young and Judge Andre Manssourian went like this:

Judge: "Good morning, sir."

Young: No reply.

Judge: "Can you hear me?"

Young: No reply.

Judge: "Are you Titus Demetrius Young?"

Young: No reply.

When Young refused to even confirm his name, the judge called the attorneys over and had a sidebar discussion with them, during which time Young continued to stand silently. At one point Young's father, who was in the courtroom, called out to him, but Young still did not respond. Young's attorney later said that Young was exercising his right to remain silent

lol  Lawyers

he needs to be put on my make believe criminal island

just an absolute waste of oxygen. a strain on society fiscally and humanity-wise. die or go away or both.

Young or the Lawyer?

MJD (http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/28/maurice-jones-drew-fight-investigation-nightclub-florida/) (misdemeanor battery)

EDIT: the PD is backtracking, saying he wasn't charged (yet) (http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/28/cops-we-screwed-up-maurice-jones-drew-hasnt-been-charged-yet/)

farg a misdemeanor.....beatin motherfargers like ike beat tina

Saints WR Joe Morgan (http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2013/05/new_orleans_saints_wide_receiv.html) (DWI)

Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 17, 2013, 12:12:12 PM
Titus Young needs a reality show ASAP.

Titus is out of jail. (http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9357519/titus-young-posts-bond-released-jail) (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NcXjfJwaTOA/T3JfPJdCTVI/AAAAAAAAATw/y9je4NUr2Ag/s1600/popcorn.gif)

QuoteHis high school coach in Los Angeles, E.C. Robinson, remembers seeing his former player last Christmas, when the coach's wife had to remind Young to turn around the ball cap he had on backward, and pull up his sagging pants. He was also going on about how he was better than All-Pro teammate Calvin Johnson in Detroit.

Young's behavior was much more alarming a couple of months later. Robinson said his daughter had to grab Young to keep him from wandering into traffic in front of their house, and the coach said Young didn't even know the St. Louis Rams had released him 11 days after the Lions did the same thing because of his erratic behavior.

"He shouldn't be out on the streets," Robinson said. "The day he left my house, I was scared. I mean, you've got a loose cannon out there that could go off anytime."

Ocho gets jail time

Quote...Under the terms of the agreement, Johnson's probation would have been extended to December 21, and he would have performed 25 hours of community service.

"You better thank your lawyer.  He did a great job for you," Broward Circuit Court Judge Kathleen McHugh told Johnson after accepting the agreement.

Johnson responded by slapping attorney Adam Swickle on the butt.  Which prompted the judge to call the whole thing off.

She believed Johnson wasn't taking the situation seriously, so she rejected the plea deal and sentenced him to 30 days in jail.

Johnson pleaded no contest last year to battery of his wife, who has since divorced him.  He was cut by the Dolphins in the aftermath of the arrest.

We waited a long time, but being dumb is now a crime.

He probably watched too many celebrity judge shows to prepare.

Hey it's been a while since Pacman was a problem

QuoteREALPACMAN24
Just got arrested for protecting myself, I will not let this break me or change what I have work so hard for ....

I hope this doesn't give Cary Williams any bright ideas like, just get arrested for an excuse to miss the next team function.

Quote from: Eagaholic on June 10, 2013, 12:09:39 PM
Ocho gets jail time

Quote...Under the terms of the agreement, Johnson's probation would have been extended to December 21, and he would have performed 25 hours of community service.

"You better thank your lawyer.  He did a great job for you," Broward Circuit Court Judge Kathleen McHugh told Johnson after accepting the agreement.

Johnson responded by slapping attorney Adam Swickle on the butt.  Which prompted the judge to call the whole thing off.

She believed Johnson wasn't taking the situation seriously, so she rejected the plea deal and sentenced him to 30 days in jail.

Johnson pleaded no contest last year to battery of his wife, who has since divorced him.  He was cut by the Dolphins in the aftermath of the arrest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5MZ8Dy8uOho

(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/907/354/ChadJohnsonCourtButtSlap_original.gif?1370887803)

Also, I'd throw it in the judge.  Definitely. 

just going to post that. that's a hot biotch and yeah, I'd introduce her to my own penal system.

yeah really that judge...hot damn

old white lady please

why do white doods have the worst taste in women

Aaron Hernandez is upping his game this offseason by emulating future Hall of Famers Ray Lewis and Marvin Harrison. (http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9400650/aaron-hernandez-new-england-patriots-questioned-homicide-probe-report)

new england gonna need to go TE shopping

http://abcnews.go.com/US/aaron-hernandez-destroyed-home-security-system-phone-sources/story?id=19445131#.UcNDpKW9o6V

From this day forward he will be known as Aaronthol.

Back to that judge, loosen up bitch. 

Arrest warrant issued for Aaronthol on obstruction charges. 

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9407775/dog-rescued-michael-vick-fighting-ring-euthanized

Does this shtein ever stop? I get it, we care about dogs.

This story serves no purpose outside of reminding people that Michael Vick is a dog killer.

Yes the dog died. Micheal Vick didn't murder this dog. Does this shtein ever end. How many dogs were recovered? Are we going to hear about it every time one passes? GG, espn/abc.

Quote from: Chameleon on June 21, 2013, 07:41:12 PM
Yes the dog died. Micheal Vick didn't murder this dog.

I'm sure the health complications the dog had were completely unrelated to its history as a fighter. 

And no one will care when Vick puts a bullet in his chest at 45.

I seriously doubt Vick is the type to do that. He'd much rather vent his anger outward toward other people/animals etc. than himself. Or at least he'd drop the gun before he's able to pull the trigger.

ah arrested (by the cops) and then released (by the patriots)

Guess this makes Tebow the #1 TE on their depth chart right now. 

Also, there's no way he isn't being charged with something more serious than Obstruction.  When they arrested him, they didn't even let him put a shirt on.  Just slapped some cuffs on him and threw a white t on him.  And if the Pats released him, they've got to know (or at least have a strong feeling) that this dude is going away for a while. 

Apparently there's no failure to perform clause in Aaronthol's contract so the Pats might have to still pay out the remaining balance on it even if he goes to prison.

im not saying it isnt more than obstruction but the cops not giving him any breaks and just hauling him off could easily have to do with the fact that he has been completely uncooperative thru all this....doing dumb shtein like turning over his cell phone to the cops in a million pieces...they certainly are not going to go easy on him in any way regardless of the charge

Murder charge.   Shell casing in the car and him on video saying can't trust anyone. 

See ya Aaron.

(http://i.imgur.com/n3zWOlB.jpg)

haha...was just going to post that. 

So the Steelers picked him up and announced an away version of their throwback jerseys from last year?

(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8166/h3d2.png)

LOL @ the Livestrong bracelet.

Or that terrible shirt that probably cost $100. Or that terrible watch that probably cost $10,000. Or those terrible tats. This dude  has the style of a b-class rappers last entourage member. The one that the rest of the entourage doesn't really like.

i blame the facebook age

you think cats in the 70's stood in front of mirrors and took polaroids of themselves holdin heat

No, they were too busy fargin'.

damn

QuoteA day after he was arrested and charged with murder in the shooting death of Odin Lloyd, former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez is being looked into as a "possible suspect" in a double murder, according to multiple reports.

The reports state the double murder happened in downtown Boston on July 16, 2012. Sourcing the police blog from that date, FOX 25 says that "officers responded to the intersection of Shawmut Avenue and Herald Street just after 2 a.m. When they arrived, they found three people had been shot, two fatally, as they sat in a car at a traffic light."

The men, Safiro Furtado and Daniel Abreu, were reportedly seated in the front seat of the vehicle when a witness says that a "gray or silver SUV with Rhode Island plates opened fire on it. The surviving victim was in the back seat" and two in the SUV fled the scene.

According to a FOX 25 source, the men worked at a cleaning company in Dorchester and had just left a bar in the area.

Officials told the Boston Globe that investigators now believe that Lloyd may have had information about the ex-NFL star's involvement in the double murder.

"The motive might have been that the victim knew [Hernandez] might have been involved," one of the officials told the Globe.

hernandez cleared waivers.

worth a shot?

 :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/945617_556649511048408_867567002_n.png)

I feel good knowing they all handle food for a living.

Quote from: phattymatty on June 27, 2013, 04:33:31 PM
hernandez cleared waivers.

worth a shot?

I would. In free agency it isnt easy to find TEs of that caliber.

Colts S Joe Lefeged (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000215489/article/joe-lefeged-of-colts-arrested-on-multiple-gun-charges)

QuoteThe 25-year-old Lefeged was traveling in a vehicle around 12:05 a.m. ET, with Aaron Timothy Wilson, 23, when police attempted to stop them. Following a chase, both men were arrested. Lefeged and Wilson will face arraignment Saturday afternoon on charges that include carrying a firearm without a license, unregistered firearm, unregistered ammunition, presence of a firearm in a motor vehicle and possession of an open container of alcohol.

Neither of whom will spend more than ten months in jail.

USA!  USA!!  USA!QQ

QuoteAdam Schefter
Patriots announced that almost 1,200 Aaron Hernandez jerseys have been exchanged at their pro shop today as of about 5 pm.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1044047_570533046318854_1990483676_n.jpg)

http://m.nbcphiladelphia.com/nbcphilly/pm_108054/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=92vNRIiD

Dan Connor arrested for carrying a switchblade in his carryon

shtein must run in the family

Lawrence Taylor's son arrested for sodomy/statutory rape

The Broncos exec who was busted for DUI (not Heckert, the other dude Matt Russell) had a BAC of .246.

Jeez

holy shtein thats impressive

they said heckert was .17 minimum seven hours afterr he stopped drinking

Damn is there nothing else to do in Denver but get zesty?!

I've tied one on for two days before and numerous times I've woken up with cramps in my legs from drinking too much and being dehydrated.

Just picked up a BAC meter at Walgreens on sale for $39.99, which is a lot cheaper than a DUI lawyer.  Probably a smart thing for a lot of us to use before driving. Or posting.

Yeah, as I said here last summer, my bro got popped 9 hours after he stopped drinking and he had no clue he was still drunk by legal standards. 

.17 is drunk for any standards

Another Patriot arrest

Alfonzo Dennard (http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9469110/new-england-patriots-cb-alfonzo-dennard-arrested-dui-case) (DUI)

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 11, 2013, 11:44:17 AM
.17 is drunk for any standards

No shtein sherlock.  But how many benders have you been on here at 3-4am, then went out to lunch. 

i have no idea what your point is...that alcohol doesnt exit your body the minute you stop drinking?

If you haven't had a drink for 7-8 hours and your BAC is .17, you were literally this close to death.   Or you're an Irish alcoholic named Matt.

they just showed a picture on sportscenter of the pouncey brothers rockin "free hernandez" hats

ha....josh brent retired

Eagles Lead the League in Animal Cruelty
And other revelations from Deadspin's look at crime in the NFL.

Remember when Jeffrey Lurie called the Eagles the "gold standard" in the NFL and everyone laughed? Or when Andy Reid talked about building his team around character guys before Terrell Owens arrived? As it turns out, at least by one measurement, Lurie and Big Red were right.

In the wake of the Aaron Hernandez saga, Deadspin recently took a closer look at crime in the NFL. Comparing the arrest records of pro football players to those of adult males across the entire country, the numbers didn't look as damning as headlines on SportsCenter might lead you to believe: With the exception of weapons charges, the athletes were less likely to be arrested in all other categories (DUI, drugs and assault/battery).

Back to the Birds — Deadspin's report cited a great infographic compiled by the aptly-named Sports Geeks. It tracks arrests for each NFL team dating back to 2000, which is nearly the entire Reid era. Over that span, the Eagles are tied for the fourth-lowest total number of arrests at just 12. That makes them the most law-abiding squad in the NFC East, in front of Dallas, New York (both with 14) and Washington (18). Lurie's "gold standard" teams have rap sheets to go with their rings, as New England (16) and Pittsburgh (19) both outpace the Eagles in bad behavior.

As with most data, the numbers only tell part of the story. The dogfighting charges against Michael Vick — who was recently drawn into the aftermath of George Zimmerman's verdict — happened while he was with the Atlanta Falcons, so the Eagles don't take a hit for signing him. Some of the arrests are also absurdly minor. Vick was cited for fishing in a private lake in 2007; the charges were dropped, but that misdemeanor arrest is still a strike against the Falcons. Ex-Eagle linebacker Dhani Jones was arrested in 2006 for refusing to obey a police order to stop dancing outside a club in Miami (if he was playing that stinkin' air banjo, those charges were warranted). My favorite violation — battery charges against a Jags tackle "after a fracas at a plant nursery."

Of the 12 Eagles infractions, just one offender is still on the roster — Jason Peters, the only player to make the bad-boys list twice (resisting arrest after being pulled over for loud music in 2011 and drag racing this past May). The lone smudge on the team's otherwise solid record — the Eagles lead the league in animal cruelty, thanks to running back Thomas Hamner beating his pit bull and safety Damon Moore abandoning a puppy at a soccer field.

One thing the numbers also show is that good behavior does not necessarily lead to championships. All nine teams who've won the Super Bowl since 2000 tallied more arrests than the Eagles, with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers leading the way with 28. But most Super Bowl-winning franchises rate somewhere in the middle or lower-end of the scale. There are also a lot of charges that were dropped or dismissed out of the 666 total league-wide and players who were cut quickly, like Hernandez.

What to make of all this? The image of the NFL as a crime-infested league of thugs is a bit overblown and legal troubles may not have as much impact on winning as one might think. Plenty of players on this list are practice-squad types and journeymen. Meanwhile, Terrell Owens, one of the most talented and divisive stars in all of football, has a clean record. Yet only one of the 10 teams with the worst records has won the Lombardi Trophy. If there's another high-risk, high-reward player like Hernandez in next year's draft when the Eagles make their pick, I'd let one of the other gold standard teams roll those dice.

Aaronthol Hernandez responding to some fan mail in jail. 

"Keep this off social media please." 

Oops.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/968900_4538853369911_263621738_n.jpg)

They should watermark that so people know where it came from. Besides prison, I mean.

Where did Hernandez get that cool TMZ paper?

http://www.rollingstone.com/feature/the-gangster-in-the-huddle

Wow...great read.

Great read.  Pathetic story, though.  It's amazing how these iceholes are coddled and enabled at every turn.

Aldon Smith drunkenly crashed into a tree at 7 AM today, in a car full of pills and weed.

Let me know if you've heard this one before:

Pacman Jones. (http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/Adam_Pacman_Jones_arrested_again.html)

How stupid do you have to be to get arrested when you're the passenger?  This is dumber than Craig getting fired on his day off. 

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2013/10/former_eagles_wide_receiver_irving_fryar_indicted_for_conspiring_to_steal_more_than_690k.html (http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2013/10/former_eagles_wide_receiver_irving_fryar_indicted_for_conspiring_to_steal_more_than_690k.html)

justin blackmon suspended again for drugs

what a dumb ass

what are these things called * drugs * you're referring to?

They're the things you used to put in women's drinks back in the day when your schlong still worked. 

lol

It worked well enough on your Mom.

Jerome Simpson, DWI

Dwayne Bowe, speeding and possession

Early reports are Terrence Carroll and Darrel Crutchfield were in the vehicle

ha

Quote from: BigEd76 on November 12, 2013, 10:59:15 AM
Dwayne Bowe, speeding and possession

Andy treated him like his son

http://mmqb.si.com/2013/11/12/sam-hurd-cocaine-bust/8/

great read