To everyone...including the house Jew.
4:21 a.m. toddler pads into bedroom, needs to go potty.
4:25 a.m. back in bed
4:28 a.m. old dog starts whining and pacing
4:31 a.m. old dog pissess all over the living room as I try to get my shoes on to get her outside
5:00 a.m. having finished cleaning up the mess, I'm fully awake now, and besides its too late to go back to sleep
merry farging christmas
Merry Christmas!
i had difficulty peeing with my morning boner
happy christmas
You'll shoot your eye out.
Also, Happy Santamas, dickbags.
Hope everyone has a most special Christmas.
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Mele KalikiMOCKa to you, too.
Merry Christmas!
Today I drank tequila for the first time in ten years. Still tastes like hell and tomorrow morning is going to suck.
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J tonight
:-D. Yes!!! shtein, we drank so much tonight at my sisters I'm gonna feel J's pain in about six hours. I love all of you!
Hahah perfect. Drank too much and have the crazy Vicente liquor sweats for sure. My cousin had some of her college friends over and their titties and cats kept falling outta their dresses. Ok so maybe they came out on purpose who knows but it was fun and I'm going to bed finally...at 630. Room is spinning a bit - fun times. I need one of these honies to go fetch some breakfast.
Did you wear your Trotter jersey to the party?
Negative.
I wore a Sixers hoodie, sir.
Did the ho's wear Eagles gear before they started stripping, and if so, WHERE THE PIX AT?
Nope no eagles gear...normal clothes. Although one did have a pair of Christmas underwear on with a Rudolph nose right where the man in the boat resides
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Merry Christmas fargers.. I got a russian Scud for christmas. Awesome gift!
Did get a smoker, propane powered, but pretty nice. It's a good entry smoker. Got my wife the Samsung Galaxy Tab2 which she hasnt put down.