Currently Nick Foles (QB) and Bryce Brown (RB) are taking 1st team reps
Thats the punchline.
The punchline really only happens if they win, making us wonder one more week if Reid will finally get fired.
Quote from: MDS on November 21, 2012, 12:12:24 PM
Currently Nick Foles (QB) and Bryce Brown (RB) are taking 1st team reps
actually makes the game very watchable
A national, 60 pass-attempt, ankle-grabbing assfarging may just do it. Luries testicles will be at issue very publicly. Train wreck the last few weeks or not, he dont want the point and laugh at winter team meetings
i hope they lose 60-0
i dont think ive ever wanted to see a team get humiliated more than i do right now
if they get blown out by carolina then they will have truly quit....i suspect this is a close game either way
where you very well may see a blowout is next sunday at dallas...that game could get ugly....and youll be glad to know its also a natty tv game
and also my bday....lively competition at the house to see which event will be more underwhelming, depressing and drunken. kids have already put a call alert into CPS, so I know where the early money is going
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 21, 2012, 01:17:44 PM
if they get blown out by carolina then they will have truly quit....i suspect this is a close game either way
where you very well may see a blowout is next sunday at dallas...that game could get ugly....and youll be glad to know its also a natty tv game
this is home though
fire andy signs + chants plus hire gruden chants with him in the booth....man oh man this could be epic
big thing is they need to come through and lay down like they did last week. LETS DO IT.
vincento baldassare curry is in for monday
i wonder what signman has cooking? hard to top the dana bible thing but i am pulling for him
Quote from: MDS on November 21, 2012, 02:15:42 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 21, 2012, 01:17:44 PM
if they get blown out by carolina then they will have truly quit....i suspect this is a close game either way
where you very well may see a blowout is next sunday at dallas...that game could get ugly....and youll be glad to know its also a natty tv game
this is home though
fire andy signs + chants plus hire gruden chants with him in the booth....man oh man this could be epic
big thing is they need to come through and lay down like they did last week. LETS DO IT.
Was already scheming up some sort of Gruden sign. Whether or not I follow through is a different story. But the wheels are turning.
you wont be the only one
HIRE TIRICO would probably get you on tv
A perfect night would be Foles/Brown/Curry look decent, but the team still loses.
So up until my buddy texted me about the game 20 minutes ago, I completely forgot they were playing.
Stadium is about a third empty according to reports
Bryce Brown with a good start...keep feeding him
Bryce Brown getting carries and doing great with them just makes me angry. Thanks, Obama Andy!
Red Zone alert! Red zone alert!
Almost a pick...fumbled snap....
Guys, I think the Eagles might be kinda bad.
and almost another pick....Foles is staring people down
FG attempt
RED ZONE LOVE!
holy shtein this atmosphere is an embarrassment
half full and dead at this team
Half full, but louder than a full crowd? I don't understand acoustics at all.
That didn't take long.
boooooooooooooooooooooo
How is it game 11 and players still don't know their assignments
At least the D is on board the draft pick train.
lol that was terrific
that was like a high school game i cover where serious football school A plays illegal mexican school B
Quote from: MDS on November 26, 2012, 08:57:10 PM
lol that was terrific
that was like a high school game i cover where serious football school A plays illegal mexican school B
Except nobody got stabbed or deported, so not as entertaining.
the illegals actually dont go to the games because of fear of deportation
the schools with kids whose parents are illegals rarely have support for that very reason.
Welp, that's it for me. Somebody email me when they announce the press conference for Andy's firing.
lol nate allen was amazing there
i love this team. this is going better than i could have hoped.
lol @ this team
Gonna sting when they blow the draft pick, but at least they'll have the cap room to sign him comfortably.
Bwahahahahahahah Jesus farging Christ that was awful
how soon until mnf brings up andys career record and gruden talks about how good of a coach he is and how "if they think theyre gonna find anyone better, theyre crazy"
Looks like Brown is legit
Looks like I turned it back on just in time for something entertaining.
Beautiful.
I love Brown.
well bryce brown might be good
theres that
If this team could draft linebackers like they do RBs, they'd have won multiple Superbowls.
I just watch the Brown TD on NFL.com.
I would support Jon Gruden for Eagles HC just so I don't have to listen to him anymore.
I'd support him because the press conferences where he throws Foles under the bus would be way more entertaining than anything with Reid.
I would support Gruden as HC....I've changed my mind on him.
And I want the Eagles to draft Brown's brother...Arthur Brown Jr for K-State...linebacker
Okay Andy, now stop kidding around and hand the game over to Foles.
The last time the Eagles had brothers it worked out great.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 26, 2012, 09:44:47 PM
The last time the Eagles had brothers it worked out great.
But the time before that they got the greatest holder in NFL history.
Nick Foles has shown that he's going to be an interception machine
Quote from: General_Failure on November 26, 2012, 09:45:27 PMBut the time before that they got the greatest holder in NFL history.
Okay, fifty-fifty odds it will work out. I gotta admit, I like those odds.
Why are theses idiots winning
Quote from: SD on November 26, 2012, 09:48:25 PM
Why are theses idiots winning
Because Carolina might be worse than Bryce Brown.
They aren't, they're just accidentally ahead for the moment. No one would call this winning.
Because they're running the ball and because Carolina sucks more?
this game is boring
someone put on the midseason walking dead finale
Okay, that's about as much as I can take. Bye.
Two timeouts and a minute and a half on the clock? Time for some classic Andy playcalling!
foles sucks
Get ready for Alex Smith to be the QB next year
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 26, 2012, 10:03:44 PM
Get ready for Alex Smith to be the QB next year
Feel like this or Flynn is likely.
id keep foles and get the first pick
johnny football baby
First half observations:
Who cares
DRC :-D holy shtein does he suck.
Coleman :-D holy shtein does he suck
Kurt Coleman is a shtein magnet
J, I'm headed to the gym. Maybe I'll see Dio at the shopping center next door.
lol @ scam newton showboating after a meaningless td in a game no one is watching in a game against a dreadful team
loser
Quote from: Don Ho on November 26, 2012, 10:24:01 PM
J, I'm headed to the gym. Maybe I'll see Dio at the shopping center next door.
Errands, exercise and chores...the Eagles fans survival guide
ho-hum...another LONG drive that featured
3rd and long completed
Defensive ends not setting the edge and crashing inside
Poor tackling
Blown coverage
Quote from: MDS on November 26, 2012, 10:24:24 PM
lol @ scam newton showboating after a meaningless td in a game no one is watching in a game against a dreadful team
loser
If he were white, you'd have no problem with it.
fumble....nice job
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 26, 2012, 10:28:18 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 26, 2012, 10:24:24 PM
lol @ scam newton showboating after a meaningless td in a game no one is watching in a game against a dreadful team
loser
If he were white, you'd have no problem with it.
correct. i love white people and despise negros who run amok.
you caught me.
Vinny Curry showing he can NOT tackle with the rest of them...
dunlap out, bell in
from shtein to diarrhea
Brown came to play tonight, at least...
eagles may win this game unfortunately. :boo
wow, Pattersons first sack in about 6 years, nice though
even the sole positive from tonight is trying to make it a negative. lol
need the foles pick 6 to ice this
come on nicky boy lets farg up you dorky texas farg
Man crush in full effect on Bryce Brown
nice blocking there, right side
bwahahaha
three consecutive off-sides penalties on this group of farging iceholes
Three straight offsides.
going for 2 killed this comeback chance....well
These teams are both really awful.
lololololololo
he missed the XP!
omfg are you serious with that extra point
The Eagles' Defense: A boon to the quarterback rating
they'll tie it up now and send it to OT lolol
I'd love to see this game end in a tie.
aside from self loathing eagles fans i cant imagine anybody is watching this garbage
Yes!
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
oh jesus farging christ
COME ON
get a good return and a fumble
Best return in like 4 years = instafumble. Absolutely. :yay
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 26, 2012, 11:19:14 PM
oh jesus farging christ
COME ON
get a good return and a fumble
Let it go, man.
:-D
Could see it coming when he was still on the 30.
Absolutely disgusting. They're just the biggest collection of gutless, heartless farging idiots I've ever seen.
phreak, i know it's hard to root against your team, but why are you rooting for the eagles? what does a W do that's positive? this is like a preseason game - you hope to see potential from young people who may stick around. The L is needed for draft positioning, though this draft class at the top seems pretty weak.
The defense will just surrender here. They don't give a shtein. And why should they?
Yeah, Andy. You go ahead and use those timeouts. Pretend there's any chance they'll come back and save your job.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on November 26, 2012, 11:20:58 PM
phreak, i know it's hard to root against your team, but why are you rooting for the eagles? what does a W do that's positive? this is like a preseason game - you hope to see potential from young people who may stick around. The L is needed for draft positioning, though this draft class at the top seems pretty weak.
I cannot root for losses...even though I know they suck when I sit here I want to see good plays and good fundamentals.
BTW
QuoteReuben Frank @RoobCSN
This is the first time in franchise history Eagles have allowed 28 points in five straight games.
lol @ the draft meaning anything. howie roseman is running it so it's not like it will matter if they pick higher or lower.
this franchise is the definition of cooked probably for the better part of a decade now.
where is that spineless gutless coward lurie
talk about your team jeff you phoney rich farg
4 defensive penalties in 8 snaps
how many sacks do they have though
thats the important stat according to that old worthless farg jim washburn nine wide up your narrow irish ass
How many wins do they have since they fired Juan?
Phillies won a game more recently.
huge lose
way to go boys
When the team dedicated this season to Andy's dead druggie son, I don't think they meant for it to be such an accurate representation of his life.
I feel bad for anyone who actually attended that game in person.
Time to pop on over to PE.com and see if that fat slob has anything new to say for himself. He's only got a few games left to add new catchphrases to his repertoire.
Quote from: Rome on November 26, 2012, 11:39:18 PM
I feel bad for anyone who actually paid to attend that game sober.
I went in just before halftime and walked out with about 4 min left. There were some awful fans in there who were cheering when the Eagles took the lead.
Since Bowles took over the D, opposing QBs are passing at a 70% comp rate with like 12 TD to 0 int.
Maybe they can hire McDermott's brother who is now out of work.
Hey, a Vinny Curry sighting on PGL. "The fans have been wondering where I've been..."
Quote from: Rome on November 26, 2012, 11:24:37 PM
lol @ the draft meaning anything. howie roseman is running it so it's not like it will matter if they pick higher or lower.
this franchise is the definition of cooked probably for the better part of a decade now.
This is so true! Like Todd asked, where the farg is Lurie? He can take his state of the Union speech and go deliver it to a bunch of pre-schoolers who might give a rats ass for 8 seconds. Howie in charge will set this franchise back years. The 2010's are going to be real special.
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 27, 2012, 12:45:26 AM
Hey, a Vinny Curry sighting on PGL. "The fans have been wondering where I've been..."
Sorry Vinny, the fans could really give a shtein where you've been.
Looks like Bowles doesn't care about throwing his players under the bus, unlike Andy
Quote"It's depressing. It's not about me, it's about the team. We're just trying to win ball games, and for that not to happen and for us to lose as many games as we did in a row is inexcusable, it's unacceptable, it's disheartening. I feel like everybody else feels. It's a messed up situation."
The two plays that infuriated Bowles the most were Newton's two long first-quarter touchdowns, a 24-yarder to a wide-open tight end Gary Barnidge and a 43-yarder to receiver Brandon LaFell.
It was only the third time in 40 years the Eagles have allowed two TD passes of 20 yards or more in a first quarter.
Newton also hit a 55-yarder to a wide-open receiver Louis Murphy in the third quarter to set up a touchdown.
"It should never have [happened]. First one was high school cover three. The ball was thrown down the middle of the field, we gave up a touchdown. Inexcusable.
"The second one was inexcusable, too. The long one [to Murphy] was a bust. Inexcusable -- shouldn't happen. Everybody knew where they were supposed to be, they weren't there."
Why does this keep happening?
"I wish I could tell you," he said. "It's not communication breakdowns, it's a guy knowing his assignment and doing it."
The Eagles have now allowed three TD passes of 40 yards or more in the last two weeks.
For the sake of comparison, from 2000 through 2008, they allowed just eight in a nine-year span.
"They can't happen," Bowles said. "Not at this level, not at this stage of the game, not after all we've been through, and everybody has to own up to their responsibility.
"It happened, it shouldn't happen and it can't happen. Not in this business. Not when everybody's trying to win ball games. It can't happen."
"Everybody's got to do their own job and look in the mirror and try to get something done. If you can't look at yourself in the mirror and take onus on what you do, then you're not the guy you thought you were."
Holy farg shut up, Bowles. You suck just as much as the mercenaries you have (not) playing for you.
Good for him speaking up.
I heard Eskin on the morning show this morning and he said that Bowles was reading guys the riot act on the sidelines. Brandon Boykin was the biggest culprit last night on several occasions and Bowles stalked him down and wore his ass out.
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Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 27, 2012, 12:50:16 PM
Good for him speaking up.
I heard Eskin on the morning show this morning and he said that Bowles was reading guys the riot act on the sidelines. Brandon Boykin was the biggest culprit last night on several occasions and Bowles stalked him down and wore his ass out.
thats awesome, going to really count for a lot when boykin is coaching at his high school next year and bowles is working with the scout team at appalchian state
id be pissed at those guys too if they ruined my chance of ever being an nfl DC
I think he'll bounce back with an NFL job next year as an offensive line coach.
yeah he might follow andy to san diego
there is no doubt in my mind that andy will win a sb in sd
Quote from: DH on November 27, 2012, 02:08:38 PM
there is no doubt in my mind that andy will win a sb in sd
99.99% chance it happens before the Eagles win one
But will Norv Turner win one in Carolina before the Eagles do? Probably, yes.
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1.4/10
eat shtein
where are my sixers/bulls tickets buddy
THAN
i was cool with the 2 point try in the 2nd quarter. but i was also convinced they were somehow going to lose by only 1.