QuoteNate Allen is out. Darryl Tapp, Trent Edwards, Mardy Gilyard, Danny Watkins, Nate Menkin, Vinny Curry also inactive.
Vinny Curry is out again?
Awesome.
Yeah even with Tapp inactive because his wife is giving birth...why not let the dude get some run?
And take away 10 snaps from Brandon Graham? Are you INSANE?
What do they need defensive linemen for, anyway? They're only going to be on the field 50 minutes.
Oh thank god, I thought I might get three uninterrupted hours without having politics shoved in my face. I am so farging pumped for halftime!
Looked like he had control of the ball before it hit the ground
The worst defense in the NFL is going to kill Vick. Awesome.
What a horrible personal foul call
This o line is awesome
holy shtein this offensive line is something else
howard mudd needs to go back to the old folks home
It really doesn't matter who the QB is...as long as they continue the deep drop backs, the guy with the ball is going to get crushed
I'm super excited McCoy got the ball twice on that 14 play drive.
Seriously though, don't let him on the field again. He doesn't deserve this.
Lol @ Tirico. "Thats not a catch. I know the rule says it is but if you ask 50 guys in a bar, they'll tell you it's not a catch."
Um, what?
Also, lol @ the offensive line.
Trent Cole you are farging awful.
lol even when trent cole is there he isnt
Lol
lol
perhaps the worst defense ever
Neither surprised or mad.
Personal foul against the QB?
I guess you've never seen Remember the Titans.
Is anyone else ready to put a farging shovel to these iceholes?
for the greater good that was terrific
for my current state i think i wore out "farg" and "vick"
This is statistically the worst defense over 7 games in NFL history.. they have 3 sacks, an INT and TD in the first quarter.
Star Trek III is on IFC if anyone's interested.
Starting to get a football boner watching the last Vick game...
lol, no manneans, can anyone here play O line?
hahaha
Vick may die tonight.
this game is boring and bad
these two teams sucks
Lol. Over 100 yds rushing in 1 qtr and they trail 7-0.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2012, 09:20:32 PM
Lol. Over 100 yds rushing in 1 qtr and they trail 7-0.
See? They should be passing more. [/Reid]
See, it's all McCoy's fault. He can only get to the five.
Man, how did a former Eagles coach have the shovel pass scouted so well?!
They absolutely run it down their throats up and down the field then get fancy inside the five.
Seriously, if Lurie doesn't fire that fat farger he should be shot with a cannon.
is there a team worse than the eagles in football history inside the 5?
andys really gotta do a better job there
Watching the entire defense get dragged for ten years is great.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 05, 2012, 09:33:57 PM
Watching the entire defense get dragged for ten years is great.
Was that only ten? Seemed like more.
Can you say "packed it in," boys and girls? The Eagles can!
does anyone on this defense even give a shtein
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 29, 2012, 12:11:26 AM
The Saints are gonna rape us bad
#10 pick in the draft after tonight
Hopefully the New Orleans crew is too blacked-out drunk to actually ascertain what is happening.
This season is becoming a debacle, if it wasn't one to start.
who is david sims and why is he playing the nfl
Marcus Vick @MVFive
Please trade my brother. We requesting out of Philly!! Please please please......
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2012, 09:35:59 PM
does anyone on this defense even give a shtein
About as much as we do. Shady with 100 yards and they have 3 lousy points. 3. We are the Champions of the World!
Did anyone else see that shtein-eating grin on Riley Cooper's face after the blind-side hit penalty?
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 05, 2012, 09:38:10 PM
Hopefully the New Orleans crew is too blacked-out drunk to actually ascertain what is happening.
I sure hope so.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 05, 2012, 09:41:20 PM
Marcus Vick @MVFive
Please trade my brother. We requesting out of Philly!! Please please please......
Like Marcus can string together a complete sentence.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 05, 2012, 09:48:43 PM
Did anyone else see that shtein-eating grin on Riley Cooper's face after the blind-side hit penalty?
The fact he actually popped someone negates the anger I had.
Every play is a fresh reminder of just how terrible everyone on the defense is.
I think my daughter can tackle better than Nmandi.
Speechless.
This team may not win another game this season.
farging losers
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 05, 2012, 09:55:15 PM
This team may not win another game this season.
Now there's something to hope for!
Team has completely quit on reid.
you want andy gone, this is the ammo you need
its a bitter pill to swallow but you best your ass he wont be here anymore after this abortion
Quote from: General_Failure on November 05, 2012, 09:53:59 PM
Every play is a fresh reminder of just how terrible everyone on the defense is.
How true. Just about gone down the entire list of defensive personnel with the "farging (
fill in the blank)!"
Chameleon for Defensive Coordinator. I was never an offensive lineman's coach, but I did stay at a Holiday in last night!
Reid should be fired at halftime.
Quote from: Chameleon on November 05, 2012, 09:58:31 PM
Chameleon for Defensive Coordinator. I was never an offensive lineman's coach, but I did stay at a Holiday in last night!
And your jokes are only seven years stale. I'll take it!
The most fired up guy tonight was Duce on the sideline
Not one swear word uttered tonight. Not once did I yell or throw the remote. Like the Philadelphia Eagles, I've packed it in.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 05, 2012, 09:59:10 PM
Quote from: Chameleon on November 05, 2012, 09:58:31 PM
Chameleon for Defensive Coordinator. I was never an offensive lineman's coach, but I did stay at a Holiday in last night!
And your jokes are only seven years stale. I'll take it!
Humor him, please. Right now he's the only entertainment we have.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 05, 2012, 10:00:42 PM
Not one swear word uttered tonight. Not once did I yell or throw the remote. Like the Philadelphia Eagles, I've packed it in.
ditto
I believe it is called fermentation.
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 05, 2012, 10:00:42 PM
Not one swear word uttered tonight. Not once did I yell or throw the remote. Like the Philadelphia Eagles, I've packed it in.
And there's still another 8 weeks of this bullshtein
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 05, 2012, 10:02:11 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 05, 2012, 10:00:42 PM
Not one swear word uttered tonight. Not once did I yell or throw the remote. Like the Philadelphia Eagles, I've packed it in.
And there's still another 8 weeks of this bullshtein
But on the other hand, there's
only 8 more weeks of this bullshtein.
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 05, 2012, 10:02:11 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 05, 2012, 10:00:42 PM
Not one swear word uttered tonight. Not once did I yell or throw the remote. Like the Philadelphia Eagles, I've packed it in.
And there's still another 8 weeks of this bullshtein
Nah, I live in Florida. The weather's just turning nice here.
Jesus Christ, how is it still not halftime?
WOW, Jim Durham died? He was a great NBA announcer on ESPN radio. Bummer.
Some sick, twisted part of me wanted the Saints to score there.
oh look, jason babin
3 points against a defense that Oregon could score 20 points on. What's the point in having Vick come out for the second half?
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2012, 10:06:59 PM
3 points against a defense that Oregon could score 20 points on. What's the point in having Vick come out for the second half?
Comedy.
farg this shtein. I'm about to turn this over to The Travel Channel and watch the final No Reservations.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2012, 10:06:59 PM
3 points against a defense that Oregon could score 20 points on. What's the point in having Vick come out for the second half?
Oregon would score 30 on the Eagles.
"It is very important the eagles go to the locker room and stop the bleeding" LMAO. I suggest we stop the bleeding by cutting MV and watching him bleed out until he can bleed no more. Than seeing if Foles can stop the blood from coming thru the same hole. Also, Chris Berman, go farg yourself.
Bad choice by both candidates to get any last minute message across to the MNF audience as no one is watching this shtein fest.
This team has finally done it. They have finally driven me over the edge. Next up? Shock treatment, padded rooms and lithium.
I've decided to care as much as they care, which is to say, not a whole hell of a lot.
Eagles are done the first week of November. We probably have at least a 4 or 5 year rebuilding project ahead of us to watch (if it's successful at all). We have no Flyers and the Phillies window is closed for at least half a decade.
In other words, from a historical perspective, this shtein ranks about normal.
farg every last one of these gutless farging funholes
Hey, come on now, it isn't that bad. One or two really good drafts and-ahahahahaha. No, they're farged.
farging losers!
farg!
I can't watch another farging second of this GARBAGE.
I'm out.
So who will be the defensive coordinator next week?
They have made me hate them. These farging gutless iceholes have made me farging hate my farging team
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 05, 2012, 10:28:06 PM
So who will be the defensive coordinator next week?
Chameleon. Have you not been reading the thread?
Five Fo!
Hahahahahah
The last play Brandon Graham will ever make.
Quote from: Don Ho on November 05, 2012, 10:31:22 PM
The last play Brandon Graham will ever make.
And no one saw it.
I hope Vick throws another pick 6 here
Where in the farg has that been all year?
Did he make a play? I left the bar at halftime. Now I'm home. The interval between then and now was most excellent.
I root for laundry.
And they're totally back in this game. For reals! :crazy
Only defense worse than the birds. Atrocious.
Nice juke by Pimp.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 05, 2012, 10:33:16 PM
Did he make a play? I left the bar at halftime. Now I'm home. The interval between then and now was most excellent.
I root for laundry.
He recovered a fumble. On accident most likely.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 05, 2012, 10:33:16 PM
Did he make a play? I left the bar at halftime. Now I'm home. The interval between then and now was most excellent.
Does going to the bar constitute an errand?
holy shtein
well this got interesting
HATERS LEAVE
Now they're just doing it to farg with Phreak. Poor guy isn't gonna survive this season.
Worst team in football, meet the second worst team.
You still lurking, Rome?
Red Zone = farged Zone
brilliant redzone playcalling once again
Pointing. And laughing.
Weak on all counts. farg.
4 plays, 0 touches for mccoy
well done
Redzone = Shady WHO??
So there just went any momentum shift.
NICK FOLES PLEASE. Reid will be more apt to run with Foles in. All will be well. Think about all the times the birds have run off wins with back-ups in the Reid era. Excellent back-up play or rational play calling?
Quote from: Don Ho on November 05, 2012, 10:40:51 PM
So there just went any momentum shift.
Good. It's harder to fire the coach when the team is doing shtein right.
Hey Gruden, this defense sucks. They quit a month ago, to late to come together.
"Fire Castillo again?"
well that was quick
resume bitter drinking
Jason Babin and Kurt Coleman are farging shtein
Haahahah ahaha
Ahahahhahahahahahahahaha
farg
Joke on all counts. Pieces of shtein can't do anything right.
Trick plays can't save your job this time, Andy.
Just punt already
Damn that was actually a neat little play...fargers
i love how they bring that play out down 15 when your defense cant stop my cork from going into a 13 year old chinese boys ass
farg this team
I go out to walk the dogs. When I get back, I look at GameCenter. Eagles apparently thought it would be a good idea to use a timeout in the third quarter.
Yay Andy Reid.
Dennis Kelly is as bad as could ahve been expected
Quote from: Diomedes on November 05, 2012, 11:02:00 PM
I go out to walk the dogs. When I get back, I look at GameCenter. Eagles apparently thought it would be a good idea to use a timeout in the third quarter.
Yay Andy Reid.
3rd qtr on 3rd and 8 at the 5, when taking the delay would make it 3rd at 10. yeah.
Trick plays, still not helping.
they aint getting the ball back even if they somehow score. game over.
I want to be mad, but they're just a bunch of big dumb puppies that don't know any better.
4 1st and goals. 6 points for them, 7 for the Saints. :yay
Gasp
I woke up a few minutes ago and checked the score. Demetress Bell, ladies & gents. Awesome pickup by the little beady eyed cockface.
Gutless cowards, the lot of 'em.
I hope Foles has been watching a lot of Cowboys tape this week.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on November 05, 2012, 11:27:28 PM
4 1st and goals. 6 points for them, 7 for the Saints. :yay
Ridiculous, expected but still just ridiculous.
plane crash time
where is that anti sully sullenberger when you need him
The worst defensive team in the NFL has 7 sacks against this moribund piece of shtein offensive line. SEVEN.
If it weren't so pathetic it would be hilarious.
Please keep showing Reid & Lurie. Because that makes this much less awful.
Lisa Salters has some chunky ass stems.
I know this is garbage time and it doesn't matter, but c'mon. Get out of bounds, Celek.
Quote from: Rome on November 05, 2012, 11:37:43 PM
Lisa Salters has some chunky ass stems.
And a huge package.
Did Harbor really just drop that farging ball?
So long you fat piece of shtein.
Quote from: Rome on November 05, 2012, 11:33:45 PM
The worst defensive team in the NFL has 7 sacks against this moribund piece of shtein offensive line. SEVEN.
If it weren't so pathetic it would be hilarious.
7 points too
7 sacks +7 points = more points than the Eagles scored on offense. What does it mean? The Eagles suck.
We always talk about stuff not changing, but tonight's game is going to seriously cost some people their jobs. They looked like shtein against a complete garbage defense that made the Chiefs and Panthers look like Super Bowl contenders. Right now the Eagles might be the worst team in the NFL.
quietly the defense only gave up 3 tds to the saints...that aint not bad
its just comical how bad they are offensively. coaching, the line, vick, the receivers...they all farging suck. its disgusting but i kinda hope dallas rapes them next week. i want andy to feel pain. i want him and this worthless team to be embarrassed and losing badly to dallas on national tv will suffice.
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2012, 11:28:40 PM
I hope Foles has been watching a lot of Cowboys tape this week.
He will be dead by halftime. Especially if that farging train wreck Demetress Bell is anywhere near the field.
Dunlap
Bell
Reynolds
Kelly
Watkins
farging zesty bums
andy said vick is starting
so whatever
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2012, 11:42:46 PM
We always talk about stuff not changing, but tonight's game is going to seriously cost some people their jobs. They looked like shtein against a complete garbage defense that made the Chiefs and Panthers look like Super Bowl contenders. Right now the Eagles might be the worst team in the NFL.
This team is luckier than shtein to even have three wins. They should be 1 - 7 and right down there with the worst of them. DeMarcus Ware won't sleep at all this week thinking about the 7 sacks he'll have by himself this Sunday.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on November 05, 2012, 11:19:34 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 05, 2012, 11:02:00 PM
I go out to walk the dogs. When I get back, I look at GameCenter. Eagles apparently thought it would be a good idea to use a timeout in the third quarter.
Yay Andy Reid.
3rd qtr on 3rd and 8 at the 5, when taking the delay would make it 3rd at 10. yeah.
Aha, I knew there must have been good reason.
I made arrangements to watch next week's game against Dallas with a friend of mine to get our families together. That may be the last Eagles game I bother to watch this year.
I will still watch the games, as I love torture.
First time in forever where I woke up the morning after a debacle like last night and I didn't really care. They've finally done it, they have finally done it to me. I just don't give a damn. With the mediocrity we are about to endure over the next 5 years with the birds and bums, mmm mmm mmm, gonna be fun.