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Title: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: BigEd76 on April 03, 2012, 05:33:19 PM
2 of the Lions' top 3 picks from last year (Fairley and Leshoure) were arrested for marijuana possession
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Diomedes on April 03, 2012, 06:26:47 PM
99% of people who get arrested for that are actually getting arrested for being stupid.  Cops hate stupid.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: hbionic on April 03, 2012, 07:59:51 PM
Strip search time!
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: methdeez on April 04, 2012, 05:33:24 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 03, 2012, 06:26:47 PM
99% of people who get arrested for that are actually getting arrested for being stupid not white..  Cops hate stupid not white.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: ice grillin you on April 06, 2012, 10:22:56 PM
^^^^
word to life
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: ice grillin you on April 27, 2012, 04:52:57 PM
sort of...

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/04/michael-davis-arrested-in-petworth-attacks-75359.html
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 29, 2012, 01:14:01 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/29/caleb-king-administered-alleged-beating-after-being-teased/

Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: General_Failure on April 29, 2012, 02:16:47 AM
He might have to poop in a bag for the rest of his life, but he's gonna get paid.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: ice grillin you on April 29, 2012, 02:23:38 AM
The victim now has 50 stitches in his head, and he may have "very serious brain damage."

im pretty sure they arent gonna throw 50 stitches in a head before they look into the potentially "very serious" brain damage...

ok boys stitches are in...lets wait a week or so for them to dissolve then we will take a look to see if his brain is still functioning properly
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 01, 2012, 01:55:26 PM
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/04/30/2777317_p2/feds-bust-three-ex-nfl-players.html

Michael Bennett, William Joseph...ID Thieves
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: General_Failure on May 01, 2012, 02:08:37 PM
You can relax now, SD, they caught the guys!
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: BigEd76 on May 27, 2012, 03:06:17 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 03, 2012, 05:33:19 PM
2 of the Lions' top 3 picks from last year (Fairley and Leshoure) were arrested for marijuana possession

and Fairley got arrested again this morning.  DUI, reckless driving, open container, no proof of insurance and attempting to elude police
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Munson on May 27, 2012, 03:11:27 PM
I'm sure Detroit's finest made sure they treated him Fairley.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: BigEd76 on June 03, 2012, 12:58:24 PM
Justin Blackmon (aggravated DUI)
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: BigEd76 on June 06, 2012, 01:38:06 PM
former Bengal Nate Webster was sentenced to 12 years in prison for sex with an assistant coach's 15-yr old daughter
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: hbionic on June 06, 2012, 01:48:15 PM
I hope that wasn't so much for the statutory rape but more for being a stupid motherfarger.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 10, 2012, 11:05:44 PM
Giants OL David Diehl popped for DWI
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: BigEd76 on July 15, 2012, 09:06:15 PM
Elvis Dumervil, possible aggravated assault with a firearm
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 16, 2012, 08:13:47 PM
Dez Bryant arrested for domestic violence.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 16, 2012, 08:23:20 PM
I, for one, am shocked he doesn't have more self control. 
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Diomedes on July 16, 2012, 08:54:37 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on July 16, 2012, 08:13:47 PM
Dez Bryant arrested for domestic violence.

best news I heard all day
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 16, 2012, 09:22:10 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 16, 2012, 08:54:37 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on July 16, 2012, 08:13:47 PM
Dez Bryant arrested for domestic violence.

best news I heard all day

Sorry you had such a bad day. 
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Diomedes on July 16, 2012, 09:29:39 PM
Yeah, it's f'n hot man.  Not fun days to work outside.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Feva on July 17, 2012, 12:27:26 AM
Marshawn Lynch busted for DUI.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: ice grillin you on July 17, 2012, 12:59:24 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on July 16, 2012, 08:13:47 PM
Dez Bryant arrested for domestic violence.


Once cops arrived to the scene, Dez's mom Angela told cops she had gotten into an argument with Dez and demanded that he leave the home ... and that's when Dez got physical.

On the 911 call, Angela says, "My son has assaulted me. He's here now. he won't go home. I keep telling him to go, he won't go." You can clearly hear an argument in the background as Angela says, "I can't let him keep doing me like this. I'm gonna put an end to it today."

According to the documents, cops returned to Angela's home 2 days later and she complained of pain in her wrists, hands and arms .. and said her chest was sore from Dez pushing her.

Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Tomahawk on July 17, 2012, 01:40:10 PM
Damn....I assumed it was any other woman than his mom
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: hbionic on July 17, 2012, 01:41:04 PM
Your assumptions suck.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 17, 2012, 02:28:21 PM
LOL @ chuggie. 

I'm going to give Dez the benefit of the doubt though.  Maybe he just at some Bros. B-B-Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFsEZ3PDSwo 
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Diomedes on July 17, 2012, 09:24:46 PM
I thought his mom was a hooker?  Aren't you supposed to push them around?
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: General_Failure on July 17, 2012, 10:21:54 PM
Yes, but it costs extra.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Eagaholic on July 18, 2012, 08:02:08 AM
not if he's her pimp
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Eagaholic on July 18, 2012, 08:21:30 AM
QuoteWhen we heard Angela Bryant's voice on a 911 tape, she was telling a dispatcher her son Dez "tried to kill me."

Now, we have one of his advisers explaining the son's side.

"He's very remorseful," David Wells told Rainer Sabin of the Dallas Morning News. "He loves his mom to death.

well, that might be overstating it
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 19, 2012, 06:53:19 PM
Might also be understating it and he just didn't get to finish. 
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 21, 2012, 02:11:25 PM
Add DWI to Kenny Britt's resume.  What makes this one more impressive than most though is that he was trying to drive onto an army base and had a female soldier in the car with him. 

What was this fool gonna do?  Mash her out in the barracks on her bunk bed? 
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Feva on August 11, 2012, 11:43:07 PM
Chad Johnson got arrested for headbutting his wife. They got married on the 4th of July.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Eagaholic on August 11, 2012, 11:51:39 PM
here's what it was about

QuoteJohnson, wife argued over receipt for condoms

Is there a way to buy HBO stock on a Saturday night?

The arrest of Dolphins receiver Chad Johnson reportedly was precipitated by an argument over a receipt for a box of condoms that his wife, Evelyn Lozada, found in Johnson's car.

Davie Police Captain Dale Engle reportedly said that Lozada confronted Johnson about the condoms.   Engle also said that Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada in the vehicle when the couple arrived at their driveway.

Johnson claims that he and Lozada accidentally knocked heads while arguing.

Johnson remains in custody, and he won't be eligible for release until a bail hearing, which could occur as late as Monday.

Meanwhile, the next episode — or two — of Hard Knocks suddenly got very interesting.

the Johnsons had hard knocks
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Feva on August 12, 2012, 08:40:49 PM
... and the Dolphins released him.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: ice grillin you on August 12, 2012, 08:44:26 PM
and riley coopers clavicle miraculously heals
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: Feva on August 12, 2012, 08:54:29 PM
Andy's gonna McNutt all over that clavicle and heal it up real good...
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: ice grillin you on August 12, 2012, 08:58:05 PM
glue
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 22, 2012, 05:51:43 PM
While out on bail, Sam Hurd allegedly failed 2 drug tests & tried buying 200 lbs of weed, 5 kilos of cocaine.
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: ice grillin you on January 10, 2013, 12:49:21 PM
chris rainey in jail for smacking around his wife or something like that
Title: Re: Sarge's 2012 NFL criminals, brought to you by Freddie Mitchell
Post by: ice grillin you on January 22, 2013, 09:13:17 AM
i cant find it online but theres a really good gq piece this month on anthony smith and how his post football life has consisted of arson torture and murder....grab it if you can