Playoff push begins today!
Inactives:
Steve Smith - even when he dressed he was inactive
Valdervelde
Justice
Greg Lloyd
Graham
Parker
Hughes
What's up with Graham? Still hurt??
still sucks
Its raining - so 52 passes for Vick sounds about right today
well, Maclin is active. So the Eagles "full" offense will be in effect.
yay!
This game means less than nothing. They need to lose out but they won't. farg this team.
Chris Myers: "An intriguing matchup of 4-8 teams."
Tim Ryan: "Make no mistake about it, this is a must win for the Philadelphia Eagles."
brilliant insight by the D team
Tim Ryan is one of the best analysts out there...his show on Sirius with Pat Kirwan is a gold mine.
Eagles to receive
Will Dion Lewis get past the 20?
weird to see the green jerseys on the road.
I think there are 45 people in the stands
Bwahahaha...nice start
Nearly a pick six to start the game. The suckage of both teams in a nut shell.
Give that man 30 touches today...PLEASE
3rd and 1, and they run the ball for a first down? Are they allowed to do that?
Quote from: General_Failure on December 11, 2011, 01:06:23 PM
3rd and 1, and they run the ball for a first down? Are they allowed to do that?
Marty's playchart got smeared by the rain - he meant to call for an all go route
Good slide, vick!
why does the line turn into a sieve when vick is back there?
Riley Cooper is in...automatic drop
3rd and 3, go deep bitches.
Quote from: SunMo on December 11, 2011, 01:07:48 PM
why does the line turn into a sieve when vick is back there?
Its amazing.
See that was the play he meant to call on the first third down!
Run the ball = good things happen
Pass the ball = chaos
take a little longer to punt the ball icehole
are you farging kidding me?
Goddamn!
Pointing. Laughing. Dying inside.
Awesome. Now the Special Teams can contribute to the misery.
Matthews is in....
And Nnamdi is abused again
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
there's your all world corner again
that was actually a pretty great throw though
Leave Chas Henry in South Florida, please.
Quote from: SunMo on December 11, 2011, 01:13:49 PM
that was actually a pretty great throw though
This and good timing as Ryan pointed out. As soon as Nnamdi turned to look for the ball and stumbled that little bit...the ball was already in the air
ok, the offense worked out the kinks and is ready to go!
Quote from: Munson on December 11, 2011, 01:15:29 PM
Quote from: SunMo on December 11, 2011, 01:13:49 PM
that was actually a pretty great throw though
This and good timing as Ryan pointed out. As soon as Nnamdi turned to look for the ball and stumbled that little bit...the ball was already in the air
It's more the fact that he's supposed to be this great shut down corner and he keeps giving up touchdown catches.
Quote from: SunMo on December 11, 2011, 01:16:37 PM
ok, the offense worked out the kinks and is ready to go!
Justice takes latex, Vick is keeping autoerotic asphyxiation, Jackson takes scat, and Maclin will just play football.
Vick keeps slipping? Make him drop back until the field dries!
Time to change Vick's cleats. Good god.
Maclin wanted to drop that.
surprised that maclin didn't hyperextend his elbow pointing first down
Hah, sick move by McCoy....farg you for ruining it Dansby
Don't catch it Jeremy...just let it go. No need to extend for it, icehole
Hey, let's run a route where the WR gets bowled over by his own TE when the ball comes!
Those extra days of preparation really helped this team.
Good farging GOD they farging suck
Offensive line: "Well Mike's in, so we don't really have to block anymore"
this game is neat
How do the Dolphins score this time?
long run by Bush is my guess
At least he got the kick off this time...
im gonna go long drive with three 3rd and long conversions capped off by a daniel thomas 1 yd run
The hell was that?
No false start?
the refs have checked out of this game as much as the eagle fan base
They're going to be screened to death today.
No reason to let Moore do much traditional dropping back and expose him to the pass rush
So the LBs will get blocked or overrun all day long
Matthews, sitting on the bench, caught Bush as he ran out of bounds. That's the closest he'll be to him all day.
Babin and Cole fall down....quit acting like farging bowling pins iceholes and keep your feet
Jackson just gets a little dumber every week.
Yeah, they really want to get McCoy going today.
The DOlphins are all out blitzing every damn play....they got lucky there
COME ON GODDAMMIT
Run blitzing + pass blitzing = Eagles have no answer
jesus farging christ
Can we get this upcoming safety over with already?
this is an indictment of andy reid
Dangerous.
This team farging blows.
Jason Kelce is getting his ass whipped
You can't even laugh at this point. These clowns are ridiculous.
The offensive line is so, so, so bad...
The team is an embarrassment at this point.
More penalties.
Way to be prepared fargbags.
I think they're actually playing to get Reid fired.....
how is that not roughing the kicker?
Holy shtein. Just fire them all. I can't believe people are STILL making points for keeping Reid. farging morons.
Amazing. Fire that fat motherfarger at half time. Don't even wait till the end. Just do it for the live of God.
I think I will go with a missed Kurt Coleman tackle as to how they will score this time
No doubt he drills this
Well holy shtein - an opposing kicker didn't drill a 50yd kick against them...shocking
COME ON VICK
Nice play.
Go Brent. Yay. I guess.
SD just threw his burrito down and slapped his girl after Celek did that first down celebration
So how do they NOT score?
Another RZ pick?
Sack/fumble?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 11, 2011, 01:47:25 PM
So how do they NOT score?
Another RZ pick?
Sack/fumble?
Missed field goal.
Linemen in at TE, no lead blocker on a running play. I love this playcalling.
Herremans is hurting & Justice is inactive.
The King would have to play RT if Manneans cant come back
Well holy shtein
Just keep feeding Shady
how hard is that? why is it so difficult to give that farging guy the ball from the 1 yard line?
Who are these guys?!?
Looks like the Dolphins want to implode a little more than the Eagles do today.
assante the playmaker!
Asante makes turnovers happen.
Getting turnovers
Running Shady
Asante being physical
I hardly know you!
seriously if i hear morn hen wig one more time
Eagles better give up points fast
No time to take the foot off the brake after coming this far
Vick is awful at setting up a screen pass.
Quote from: SunMo on December 11, 2011, 02:11:17 PM
seriously if i hear morn hen wig one more time
Thats how its supposed to be pronounced....Ryan and Kirwan had him on their show and thats what he said
who gives a shtein, it's obnoxious
CASEY!
Matthews??
Oh god, I'm going to be sick if they start talking up Matthews.
The world is going to end.
MATTHEWS MAGIC!
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D bums...
Ugh.
Seriously?
COME ON
oh my
you have to be kidding
all the momentum in the world and you try that farging bullshtein?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 11, 2011, 02:11:13 PM
Getting turnovers
Running Shady
Asante being physical
I hardly know you!
Casey Mattews has a pulse
That's what happens when you put Matthews on the field. A price must be paid for that kind of hubris.
And then they give it back. These teams suck so hard.
Good god!
when people question you on why andy reid thinks hes smarter than everybody else? bring up that play
thank god matt moore is matt moore
See what happens when Andy gets a little confidence? Ugh.
Babin gets the ball back...
NO fargING REASON TO GET CUTE LIKE THAT!!!
Wow....Matt Moore rescued Andy and April from that farging stupidity
Wtf is going on in south Florida?
the worst thing about that is it will probably bury marsh in andy's doghouse. i was hoping to see what he had as a corner
Dammit. Matt Moore saved Andy's job right there...
Quote from: SunMo on December 11, 2011, 02:20:28 PM
the worst thing about that is it will probably bury marsh in andy's doghouse. i was hoping to see what he had as a corner
Yep. Won't see him again until week 17.
NICE!
I am surprised that DeSean even remembered where the end zone was
I am so confused, and a little angry. Why am I angry?
So much for the Dolphins and playing for their coach hype.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 11, 2011, 02:22:45 PM
I am so confused, and a little angry. Why am I angry?
Because Andy's earning himself another year... and they're farging up their draft position.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 11, 2011, 02:22:45 PM
I am so confused, and a little angry. Why am I angry?
Because a loss is one step closer to getting rid of Reid. A good team would be blowing the Eagles out right now with the boneheaded playing they've been doing. They're lucky Miami sucks.
who had the dolphins beat in this great win streak everybody was talking about? couldn't have been anybody good
it's about to get all wide nined up out there
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 11, 2011, 02:22:40 PM
I am surprised that DeSean even remembered where the end zone was
Racist.
it's obvious that Juan finally got to the blitzing chapter in Coaching Defense for Dummies
The upper deck of Dolphin Stadium or whatever the farg they call it now looks like what the new Marlins stadium or whatever the farg they call that will look like in two years.
Quote from: SunMo on December 11, 2011, 02:26:05 PM
it's about to get all wide nined up out there
I got pretty jacked by that Wide Two look.
they stopped them
Bizzaro Eagles on display today
Mike Pereira shut up. Why did they have to bring him to explain that?
We need to start a thread for the things that could be done faster than it takes for Henry to get a goddamn punt off
andy has no farging concept of using timeouts on defesne to save yourself time when you get teh ball back
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 11, 2011, 02:39:24 PM
We need to start a thread for the things that could be done faster than it takes for Henry to get a goddamn punt off
.
I hope they draft that Aussie freak from LSU, he's a punk but damn can he kick.
Quote from: Don Ho on December 11, 2011, 02:48:12 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 11, 2011, 02:39:24 PM
We need to start a thread for the things that could be done faster than it takes for Henry to get a goddamn punt off
.
I hope they draft that Aussie freak from LSU, he's a punk but damn can he kick.
Oh yeah he's pretty damn good...
This is the most infuriating Eagles team ever. I hate cheering for these dicks but I guess this beats losing.
Quote from: Rome on December 11, 2011, 02:53:41 PM
I hate cheering for these dicks but I guess this beats losing.
liar
Asante going after a tight end? I'm at a loss here.
Crowd is quiet Chris Meyers because it's probably 50% birds fans.
Or they're still in the restrooms.
That's more like it.
Here we go...
Its not a game until Vick throws a bad pick
That's the Vick we know and love.
23-3 lead, 24-7 lead, hmmmmmmm...............
The linebackers are fine.
Good god! They didn't make it again.
Only thing worse than watching a NAPA commercial is watching Drew Brees and that stupid cheer.
Derek Landri is playing his ass off this year
Stupid fights for no reason are awesome.
15 yards on the kickoff? Oh no, now it'll go out the back of the endzone instead of them having to take a knee 8 yards deep.
There's a little taste of Super Vick from last year
is it magic? no...it's magVIC!
Quote from: SunMo on December 11, 2011, 03:31:17 PM
is it magic? no...it's magVIC!
What were you thinking?
nice camera angle iceholes
Someone's a little drunk.
nice camera work...
Joselio is no Sheldon.
Well a 4th quarter blown lead coming up?
As Bowen points out - they're playing nickel and getting run on....yet they keep the nickel package out there
How else can they "get better" if they don't keep doing it?
C'mon J, we all know this defense is built to work when they have a lead. Yes, time for a 4th quarter meltdown.
he didnt get it!
Terrible spot.
wow...
farg off Tim Ryan.
He dropped the ball, knees on the ground and Cole landed on him. He actually lost yardage.
Challenge it! Doucheman fumbled the farging ball!
Yes!
:-D
Tim Ryan the fratboy "you're awesome bro!"
The farg are you doing, Vick?
Quote from: General_Failure on December 11, 2011, 03:51:50 PM
The farg are you doing, Vick?
He and Shady are having a dancing competition
Tom Nelson is good.
What the farg with this offense? Disaster the entire second half.
Get that cheating bastich!
Where's the birds token Samoan?
Phone it in, offense. Phone it in.
jesus chrisssst. He gets time to make one read and then there's someone breaking off a block.
Safety!
This offense in the second half is farging ugly
There's seven minutes left in this game? It isn't ever going to end, is it.
lol that's such a horrible penalty/rule. farg you Tom Brady.
"Personal foul, the defensive lineman beat his guy and got pushed down to the ground, and he had the nerve to keep trying to make the tackle and hit the QB in the knees....15 yard penalty, first down!"
They're personal fouling the way down the field
Ahhhh, the linebackers. Gotta love consistency.
That safety might end up being the difference in this game.
Tim Ryan, please just stop.
Casey Matthews...YOU SUCK
SOmeone go boo his family again
Fasano has about two feet on Matthews.
shtein, his ankle looked like Gumby on that sack.
Babin has 15 sacks this year
Killa with another one...
9 sacks on the day
Get one more to make it 10
This offense was just outright atrocious. Go for the jugular you fat farg.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 11, 2011, 04:35:06 PM
Killa with another one...
9 sacks on the day
Get one more to make it 10
Hats off to the defense today. Very impressive.
27 carries for McCoy, 38 yards. What a farging joke.
That was his line? Holy shtein. I thought he at least broke 50. Disgrace.
IGY told me the offensive line was good this year
Shady's about 40 yards behind MJD for the rushing title
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vick is so bad...please please dont bring him back next year...hire a gm eat the money and start over
you have a better chance of living past 60 than the eagle do of having a new gm next year
i disagree...more chance howie is gone than andy....not saying it will happen but i have much more faith in howie disappering than andy
i just want a real quarterback....in my lifetime the eagles have never had one
the question of the day is not whos gone from the eagles next year its what comes first....
a great eagles qb or a great flyers goalie
howie will be the gm for life, he is as firmly attached to banner as banner is to lurie
nothing we can do
have to agree to disagree....howie is banners boy but i dont feel this lifetime connection that you do
How do you define a "real" QB, General Manager Havas?
a young promising three to five step drop qb that can read defenses and accurately throw the football
Who would you like for them to get?
I'd kill for Griffin
I have never been so angry with a win in my life. The defense deserves all the credit today and most of that goes to the horrendous play calling by the Dolphins. Thank you Dolphins for making our team look good. The offense was shtein today. Vick got hit way too many times thanks to the play calling in the 3rd and 4th quarters when we should of been running the clock down. Keyword running. Just so many bone headed decisions by the offensive play callers. I just shake my head with disgust the entire game save the 2nd quarter. A decent team today would of came back and beat the Eagles. If you think for one second there is hope, just stop kidding yourself now. The haven't fixed any issues.
luck
griffin
barkley
but id take anyone over vick at this point...i love the guy but hes just not a qb that can win big at the nfl level...his negatives are just way to prominent
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 11, 2011, 06:27:23 PM
luck
griffin
barkley
but id take anyone over vick at this point...i love the guy but hes just not a qb that can win big at the nfl level...his negatives are just way to prominent
Agreed. I wanted Vick to do well so badly but like you said he is what he it is. May win a playoff game or two but he's not taking this team anywhere.
two playoff games is the nfc championship....if he could get that far id be fine and take my chances....but i dont have faith that he can win a single postseason game
so wait, just so i can scare myself about what the playoffs would mean...but:
if eagles, giants and cowboys are all 8-8....eagles win that tiebreaker, right?
phi: win out
dal: win @ tb, l vs. phi, l @ ny
ny: w vs. dc, l @ nyj, l vs. dal
this could happen. this could be bad.
I can't believe this team is still in the hunt. I don't see them winning all their remainin games but stranger things have happened.
They're not in the hunt, they're just waiting to be mathematically eliminated.
Quote from: MDS on December 12, 2011, 12:10:51 AM
so wait, just so i can scare myself about what the playoffs would mean...but:
if eagles, giants and cowboys are all 8-8....eagles win that tiebreaker, right?
phi: win out
dal: win @ tb, l vs. phi, l @ ny
ny: w vs. dc, l @ nyj, l vs. dal
this could happen. this could be bad.
if they are all 8-8, yeah.
you had dallas and ny losing to each other which can't happen.
basically, if you want to torture yourself...
if dallas beats ny, dallas needs to lose to TB, and the Giants need to lose to either Washington or the Jets.
if dallas loses to ny, they need the giants to lose to both the jets and taterskins.
dallas plays TB next weekend, giants play the taterskins. if both win the Eagles are eliminated I think.
no?
basically either dallas or ny need to get to 9 wins to get the nfc east, assuming the eagles win out. i think thats it.
so if the giants beat dc, lose to the jets and lose to dallas...theyre at 8
if the cowboys beat tampa, lose to the eagles and beat the giants...theyre at 8
if the eagles win out...theyre at 8
is that make sense....
Prior to today's games this is what needed to happen;
Eagles go 4-0
Dallas goes 1-3
Giants go 2-2 or worse
Quote from: MDS on December 12, 2011, 12:26:03 AM
no?
basically either dallas or ny need to get to 9 wins to get the nfc east, assuming the eagles win out. i think thats it.
so if the giants beat dc, lose to the jets and lose to dallas...theyre at 8
if the cowboys beat tampa, lose to the eagles and beat the giants...theyre at 8
if the eagles win out...theyre at 8
is that make sense....
cowboys have 7 wins already, so that's not right.
oh shtein i thought they were at 6
so basically both teams need to get upset (giants vs. dc and dallas vs. tampa). oh ok.
well whatever.
The Eagles will win out and still miss the playoffs. The only thing they accomplished today was guaranteeing themselves a lower draft position in April. Of course, that's probably a good thing anyway because their drafts have been coat hangar abortions lately.
Quote from: MDS on December 12, 2011, 12:29:15 AM
oh shtein i thought they were at 6
so basically both teams need to get upset (giants vs. dc and dallas vs. tampa). oh ok.
well whatever.
Dallas can beat TB but lose to PHL and NYG
If Dallas beats TB then we need NYG to lose to WAS. If Dallas loses to TB then NYG can beat WAS and lose to DAL.
The ideal situation would be both teams losing next week (which probably won't happen), but if one of them has to win, you want Dallas
This team will shtein the bed next week, they don't play two good games in a row.
they didnt even play well today
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 12, 2011, 12:43:36 AM
The ideal situation would be both teams losing next week (which probably won't happen), but if one of them has to win, you want Dallas
right. If the Giants lose to Washington and Dallas beats TB, the Eagles make the playoffs if NY beats Dallas + loses to the Jets.
assuming the eagles win out obviously.
anyway, farg this conversation after this zesty year.
Making it too complicated, folks.
Eagles finish 3-0
Dallas finishes 1-2
Giants finish 1-2
Eagles win NFC East
That's it.
nm
I guess the giants could also go 0-3 but that is quite unlikely.
most likely they will be out of the playoffs before they even kickoff vs the jets
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 12, 2011, 10:14:56 AM
most likely they will be out of the playoffs before they even kickoff vs the jets
Indeed.
12/17 8:20pm Cowboys -6.5 at Buccaneers
12/18 1:00pm skins +7 at Giants
I might have to go homertastic and hit the Bucs/skins ML parlay... I think both teams have combined to win one game in the last two months, if that. They're due!
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 12, 2011, 10:14:56 AM
most likely they will be out of the playoffs before they even kickoff vs the jets
and that.
http://deadspin.com/5867884/
Holy shtein!
The sound of this guys head hitting the pavement is sickening.
Jackass
it's so infuriating to see a guy hanging back, take a cheap shot, and then get all swolled up and yelling after the guy is sleeping
did an eagle fan do it?
Nope.
Dolfan on Dolfan crime.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 12, 2011, 10:14:56 AM
most likely they will be out of the playoffs before they even kickoff vs the jets
merrill reese just told me they cannot be eliminated from playoff contention as long as they win sunday
they could still finish 8-8 and get a wild card birth even if dallas and the giants win
duh idiot
Their division is their best shot to make it, though. They split against the Giants and are currently 1-0 against the boys. As for the other contenders for a wild card spot?
Atlanta is 8-5, would clinch a better record than the Eagles with a win tomorrow over Jacksonville, has H2H win anyway. Also gets to play at home against TB to finish the season.
Detroit is 8-5, would clinch a better record than the Eagles with a win Sunday over the Raiders, no H2H matchup. Then play at home vs the Chargers and at GB (who may or may not be pushing for 16-0)
Giants and Cowboys are both 7-6, already discussed
Bears are also 7-6 and look really bad without Hanie and Forte, but do have the H2H win, also they play the Seahawks this weekend. Then at GB and at MIN. Could definitely lose out the way they're playing.
Seahawks and Cardinals are both 6-7 and both have H2H wins over the Eagles. Seahawks have Bears and 49ers, Cardinals have Cleveland and Cincinnati, then they play each other.
So, the wild card is a HUGE long shot, much moreso than the division... which still ain't looking good.
lol....i think we can all deduce that winning the divison would be easier (but thanks for all that)
i was simply saying i didnt think they could get in without winning the division
i need that in flow chart form please.
they would have to have a three way tie with the bears and lions where then the bears would be eliminated by a tiebreak with the lions (which supercedes their h2h win vs the eagles) and then the eagles would win a tiebreak with the lions due to SOV
Ya'll are thinking way too hard about this. Even if they get in, which they won't, they will lose instantly. Save yourself the trouble. Have a nice day.
Quote from: charlie on December 14, 2011, 11:28:52 AM
i need that in flow chart form please.
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Quote from: mussa on December 14, 2011, 11:56:09 AM
Even if they get in, which they won't, they will lose instantly.
solid stuff....you should start an eagles blog or something
Quote from: charlie on December 14, 2011, 11:28:52 AM
i need that in flow chart form please.
Splitting the atom would be easier than breaking down all the birds playoff scenarios.
Just remember this when discussing these losers and the playoffs:
Q3 9:34 left
Eagles 23
49ers 3
It really makes it a lot easier
Quote from: mussa on December 14, 2011, 11:56:09 AM
Ya'll are thinking way too hard about this. Even if they get in, which they won't, they will lose instantly. Save yourself the trouble. Have a nice day.
Eggzakery
I disagree. If they somehow get in, they'd be the 4 seed and would face a beatable team like the Falcons or Lions. The 2nd round could be a different story, especially if the other wild card game didn't result in an upset. Hello Lambeau!
doesn't matter because the broncos are winning it this year anyway.
Stop talking to God!
Telling God to stop talking to himself is bad juju, Don...
I'm off to church with Hugh Douglas.