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Bandwagon Central => General => Topic started by: PhillyGirl on November 30, 2011, 10:50:03 PM

Title: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 30, 2011, 10:50:03 PM
A bunch of my friends do this ridiculous shtein every year and some even go do a few of them (in different cities). They've been trying to get me to do one, but I'm claustrophobic, so there is no way I could do a couple of the obstacles. But seriously, what mother farging crazy kind of loon must you be to do this shtein?

http://toughmudder.com/flash_course_map/pennsylvania-2-2012/map.swf

Any of you non-lush peeps ever do one?
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 30, 2011, 10:52:13 PM
A guy I used to work with does these a lot and had talked me into trying it - but then he quit and moved away so we never went through with it.

I was convinced I'd be hacking my innards up halfway through.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: Munson on November 30, 2011, 10:56:16 PM
A bunch of my friends have done multiple ones, and they always say they have a good time with it.....I just don't love the long distance endurance to do that. I was never good with distance even when I was in shape
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 30, 2011, 10:57:19 PM
you don't need to be good in distance, because you're stopping running through most of the obstacles. Being a distance runner really is not a factor in them.

I think I could hack Warrior Dash though.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 30, 2011, 10:57:56 PM
My problem would be the rope climb. I cannot do that shtein for anything.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 30, 2011, 11:00:57 PM
I used to be able to, but no idea if I could now. They have a whole training course to help you build strength where you need it prior to the race. But again, that sewage pipe thing into the water/mud...I'd lose my sanity in there and freak out. That one obstacle alone makes it unbearable.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 30, 2011, 11:07:39 PM
Yeah I could see getting claustrophobic in there for sure.

I think I'd make it ok until #12 and that's when I'd start losing my guts.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 30, 2011, 11:12:05 PM
LOL, to me, that feels like it woudl be heaven compared to the rest of that shtein. Being electrocuted sounds like a great way to end my day
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 30, 2011, 11:12:52 PM
I have just two words to add to this discourse:  Screw that.

I wouldn't have done that at 20.  Now at past 40 with back surgery, arthritic knees and a paunch?  I have no wishes for an early death?

Those that try this are freakin' crazy.  Those that finish are impressively freakin' crazy.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 01, 2011, 06:58:59 AM
Mrs. Freddie and I are doing a Warrior Dash in May. Tough Mudder hopefully never.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 01, 2011, 08:52:01 AM
I would love to do WD. It looks like so much fun, since it doesn't include the whole dying or ending up in a straitjacket thing....
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: charlie on December 01, 2011, 09:38:38 AM
i did this last year. i don't think i'll ever do it again. it was fun, but it's too much of a risk for injury.

the obstacles are not as hard as they look... and wading through bacteria is just farging stupid. i did the down and dirty mud run last july and then was sick for 4 days with a stomach bug.

i would avoid mud runs at all costs.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: DH on December 01, 2011, 12:35:07 PM
My Dad asked me to do it with him and I said no...he's 32 years my senior.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: MDS on December 01, 2011, 12:46:13 PM
what the hell

what jew would do this
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: DH on December 01, 2011, 12:48:02 PM
my old man is about as non-heeb as you can get
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: MDS on December 01, 2011, 12:50:29 PM
well clearly the non kosher meat doesnt fall far from the tree, now does it?
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: Rome on December 01, 2011, 02:44:42 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about the Living Social Big Mac deal.

BOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: Dillen on December 01, 2011, 02:50:57 PM
I had like 3 or 4 friends do it in the city a couple weeks ago. My brother did the urbanathalon or whatever in the city a couple weeks before that. The urbanathalon was like 10 miles with a couple obstacles... the person who finished in first finished in barely over an hour.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: rjs246 on December 01, 2011, 03:36:25 PM
The responses in this thread make you all sound like a bunch of old, sloppy, whiney, bitches. I think your weepy jackassery might have just inspired me to train for one of these things. farg you all very much.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: Tomahawk on December 01, 2011, 03:47:41 PM
Training is for Hoydas
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 01, 2011, 04:04:46 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 01, 2011, 03:36:25 PM
The responses in this thread make you all sound like a bunch of old, sloppy, whiney, bitches. I think your weepy jackassery might have just inspired me to train for one of these things. farg you all very much.

Would never. ever. happen.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: phattymatty on December 01, 2011, 04:13:16 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 01, 2011, 03:47:41 PM
Training is for Hoydas

Just do it.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 01, 2011, 05:12:14 PM
Quote from: Rome on December 01, 2011, 02:44:42 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about the Living Social Big Mac deal.

Which I bought. Come, to Butthead.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 01, 2011, 05:39:05 PM
gross
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: Rome on December 01, 2011, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 01, 2011, 05:12:14 PM
Quote from: Rome on December 01, 2011, 02:44:42 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about the Living Social Big Mac deal.

Which I bought. Come, to Butthead.

Your wife will not be pleased.  No, really.  Trust the Romester on that one.

Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: Diomedes on December 01, 2011, 06:29:53 PM
I thought maybe this thread would be about mud bogging jeeps and land cruisers. 

I am dissapoint.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: General_Failure on December 01, 2011, 06:32:11 PM
I thought this thread would be about horse racing. You wouldn't believe how disappointed I am.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 01, 2011, 10:29:33 PM
I thought it was chicks who don't want the butt secks.
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 01, 2011, 10:31:28 PM
weirdos
Title: Re: Tough Mudder (no, this does not mean mud butt, idiots)
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on December 02, 2011, 04:42:17 AM
I did something similar to this when I was in the Army, there was a lot less mudd but it still sucked.

My team won but I wouldn't want to do it again. I think I slept for like 16 hrs after it and couldn't walk for 3 days.