When I first started posting on CF I lived slightly east of wonderful Quakertown PA. Land of teathered retards, midget cashiers, vampire sisters and many other colorful charactors. I moved 500 miles north to upstate Vermont, returned 3 years later to Solesbury PA and 3 years after that I buy a house where? Yes my friends, Quakertown PA. I've gone full circle. I always try to look for the silver lining however, and this thread is it. I will be using this thread to document my life in and around town for your reading amusement. This is obviously my calling in life. And now that I am armed with technology that was not available back in the day, I will provide pictures or film clips of each situation I run into.
I'm scared.
the silver lining is that you can now regularly hang with fellow qtown native sunny mo
I used to bang this slammin chick who lived in Quakertown. She used to take me to and live around the corner from some bar on a corner called the Eagle or some shtein. Anyway, heard she's been working at the Quakertown Starbucks. Her name is Jen, she's about 5 '7 has blonde hair and an unbelievable body, if you see her tell her Mike says whats up.
If you'd ever met Yeti in person there is no way you'd ask him to do that.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 05, 2011, 06:42:08 PM
If you'd ever met Yeti in person there is no way you'd ask him to do that.
I'm not going to try to bang his chick. I'm happily married.
you are a rapist
Quote from: MDS on October 06, 2011, 12:40:47 AM
you are a rapist
For the last time, I didn't rape you. You said "Yes.".