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Title: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 16, 2011, 07:30:40 AM

We need to improve user experience up in here.

Vick farged Atlanta
Got their money, killed some dogs
Now he makes it hurt

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 16, 2011, 07:35:47 AM

I just can't believe
We're doing this crap again
Stupid-ass haikus

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Feva on September 16, 2011, 08:23:15 AM

My only worry,
is the current condition
of Mike Turner's quad

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Diomedes on September 16, 2011, 08:47:08 AM

wost manneans grading
with shady pimp outshining
eagles crush falcons

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Zanshin on September 16, 2011, 10:04:07 AM

The Haiku are back?
Well, it beats doing my work.
Eagles win by 3.

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Zanshin on September 16, 2011, 10:05:52 AM

Michael Turner loves
To see our linebacker corps.
Have to be better.

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Zanshin on September 16, 2011, 10:08:48 AM

Oh, and by the way
The plural form of Haiku
Is simply Haiku.

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: General_Failure on September 16, 2011, 01:24:12 PM

It is good to have
All of this information
In one place like this.

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Don Ho on September 16, 2011, 03:02:00 PM

Vick miyagi
Sorosoro nobore
Atlanta no yama

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 16, 2011, 03:09:20 PM

Quote from: Don Ho on September 16, 2011, 03:02:00 PM

Vick miyagi
Sorosoro nobore
Atlanta no yama

In America
When haiku-ing, speak English
Joe Vento thanks you.

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Don Ho on September 19, 2011, 01:41:55 AM

Linebackers suck ass
We must do a better job
Deja vu again

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Kurt on September 19, 2011, 04:50:30 PM

Jesus Christ
I H8 concussions
when it's us

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 19, 2011, 06:21:07 PM

Your haiku will be
mocked mercilessly because
it sucks a fat one

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Munson on September 19, 2011, 06:47:47 PM

Your second line needs
To be seven syllables,
Cobain yourself, Kurt

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Don Ho on September 19, 2011, 06:58:10 PM

We really need a haiku refresher.

Dunta big Hoyda
Soon you will get yours icehole
Forty K good start

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2011, 02:02:50 PM

Return of Eli
Feeling like the best Manning
Let's show him he's not

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: ice grillin you on September 20, 2011, 02:15:43 PM

assy dom samuel
make red cheeks and droopy face
birds get in that ass

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on September 21, 2011, 01:10:50 AM

Bradshaw sees the tape
Mathews Fokou are a waste
My eyes will bleed lots

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Munson on September 21, 2011, 01:30:25 AM

Vick's head is mushy
Desean has hurt his tushy
Kafka to Maclin

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Eagaholic on September 21, 2011, 03:49:32 AM

there once was a poster named Ray
who thought haikus were really gay
his verse was the bomb
better than shagging your mom
and having your sister join in and pay

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Yeti on September 22, 2011, 08:34:22 PM

Fly Eagles fly on
the road to victory E-
A- G- L- E- S

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Don Ho on September 22, 2011, 08:53:17 PM

^^^^ :-D

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 23, 2011, 10:12:24 AM

Eli throws 5 scores
At least two, though, are to Birds
Hope reigns eternal

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: phattymatty on September 23, 2011, 11:13:20 AM

michael vick eats dogs
eli manning eats penis
dogs better than c0ck

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: RezRob on September 28, 2011, 11:48:03 AM

Captain Comeback coach?
Wide Nine plus weak backers suck
my balls my balls Koy?

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 28, 2011, 01:26:00 PM

Introduction time!
Casey Matthews, this is Bench
Bench, Casey Matthews

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Yeti on September 29, 2011, 01:45:49 AM

Dear Casey Matthews,
Just because you have long hair
doesn't make you Clay.

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: RezRob on October 20, 2011, 02:24:44 PM

It's not a tumor
God hates our defense so much
It's not a tumor

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: hbionic on October 20, 2011, 02:39:39 PM

Rez Rob in da house
Busting out the haiku for
everyone to read

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 20, 2011, 02:41:54 PM

Bye weeks ain't so bad
No Eagles football, no pain
Unless you're Jerome

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: ice grillin you on October 20, 2011, 03:29:40 PM

bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: BigEd76 on October 20, 2011, 04:20:32 PM

Who knew Ronnie Brown
may have saved somebody's life
with that dumbass play

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: shorebird on October 20, 2011, 04:49:51 PM

One good thing from this
The Eagles buy week that is
At least they won't lose

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 20, 2011, 07:06:58 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on October 20, 2011, 03:29:40 PM
bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye

Who knew that igy
Was a huge fan of 'Nsync?
Lance Bass is his fav.

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Rome on October 20, 2011, 07:29:34 PM

Reid Is Still The Coach
Until He's Gone farg This Team
farg It. Who Wants Pie?

Title: Re: The Return of the HAIKUS
Post by: Don Ho on October 21, 2011, 06:08:54 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 20, 2011, 07:06:58 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 20, 2011, 03:29:40 PM
bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye

Who knew that igy
Was a huge fan of 'Nsync?
Lance Bass is his fav.

:-D

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