This is the first time in 40some years that there are no divisional match ups scheduled.
Discuss.
Time to redraw the divisions again!
Maps (http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/2011/wk2.html)
The Colts are a home underdog to the Browns, and the Lions are favored by over a touchdown against anyone. Good times....
Biggest spread of the week: Pittsburgh giving 15.5 to Seattle
pretty spot on preview of the colts - browns game.
QuoteBrowns at Colts: I wonder if anyone has ever tried to bake a shtein. Like, if you made a bowl full of cake batter, then added a piece of human feces, and the baked it, what would happen? Would it ruin the entire house? Or would the smell not hit until your cake knife hit the molten poopy center? If someone who lives in a frat house could research the answer for me, I'd be grateful. Also, this game is terrible.
That sounds like rjs wrote it.
I'd say hbionic. Rusty doesn't start sentences with Like, very often.
WTF is going on in Carolina? Panthers up 10-0 and on the doorstep for more. They've had the ball for 12 min in the 1st qtr and GB only has a 3 and out to their name.
Cam Newton showing that last week may not have been a fluke.
so there goes a whole bunch of money
Jamaal Charles was carted off in DET because he slipped on the yardmarker when going out of bounds.
Nice. :boom
Just gonna hope and pray for a calf strain or hammy pull or something....anything that isn't a tear of some sort in the knee
Sexulharrassmentburger had his knee buckle really bad, Charlie Batch coming in.
McNabb tripped over his own feet taking a snap and fell down.
LOL....Skins just had a 30 yd fg blocked.
"And once again, where there doesn't appear to be much room, Sanchez sticks it in!"
lol
Chris Gamble nearly killed himself by launching himself into John Kuhn. Kept him out of the end zone though, so good for Gamble I guess.
The Jets/Jags game is one of the least entertaining games I've ever seen. I tried watching McNabb, that sweet hunk of man meat, against the Bucs but that's even worse.
Well, the wheels are falling off for Cam Newton. He started the game 10-12 for like 150 yds and a td, but now he's just thrown his 3rd pick and GB is taking control of the game.
The Saints receivers don't seem to drop anything, ever.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 18, 2011, 03:19:32 PM
The Saints receivers don't seem to drop anything, ever.
They seem to do a good job of dropping Bears DBs.
Baltimore looks like a pile of steamed shtein in Tennessee
Luke McCown is a bum...hows that Garrard decision looking now, Jack? Put Gabbert in at least
I almost picked Baltimore in my suicide league...went with Pitt though
Kolb and Fitzgerald just hooked up for like a 70 yarder
Cleveland is about to beat Indy in Indy. If that doesn't show what a difference Peyton Manning is, then nothing will.
What kind of sick, twisted world is this? Oak/Buf is a really good game.
Tampa just pulled ahead with 30 seconds left.
MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK MOCK!
(That's FIVE mocks, Phreak!)
Detroit is running it up on KC. Up 41-3 with 5 min left in the game, they went for it on 4th and goal and got the td. 48-3 now. KC is not good.
lol
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
- Vikings fans...
Cam Newton over 300 yds passing and has the Panthers inside the red zone for the tying score.
Bills just took the lead with less than 30 sec left.
Felix Jones knocked out of the game in San Fran.
buffalo oakland is the rare nfl game that is on par with the great college games you get every weekend
I've been watching a lot of games, but spent significant time on that one. Just a really fun game to watch.
Hell of a pass to end that game.
what happened to felix jones sarge....is he out for the game
Got tackled and landed awkwardly on his arm/wrist. No idea if he's coming back.
Jones is back in for Dallas. And Romo just got rocked by Carlos Rogers.
That was an awful roughing the passer call. Dude did everything perfectly and did NOT drive him into the ground.
Tim Tebow playing WR for DEN because of injuries
dallas gettin worked
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 18, 2011, 05:09:07 PM
Tim Tebow playing WR for DEN because of injuries
Denver should only run Hail Mary pass plays.
NE just made a nice goal line stand on 4th down. Norv fails again.
I'm gonna laugh if Brady winds up throwing another 99 yard pass.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 18, 2011, 05:13:01 PM
I'm gonna laugh if Brady winds up throwing another 99 yard pass.
Me too. But mine will be fantasy motivated.
I keep wondering why the Patriots are wearing patches that say MILK.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 18, 2011, 05:13:33 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 18, 2011, 05:13:01 PM
I'm gonna laugh if Brady winds up throwing another 99 yard pass.
Me too. But mine will be fantasy motivated.
Paging Chuggie...
Quote from: General_Failure on September 18, 2011, 05:15:04 PM
I keep wondering why the Patriots are wearing patches that say MILK.
LOL. It's MHK for Robert Kraft's wife who died over the summer.
Yes, I know what it means, but that doesn't make it look any less like MILK.
dallas is horrendous and its amazing to watch
I think Phil Simms started making balloon animals up in the booth.
That's why I was laughing, dummy.
Today I learned that you can cheap shot any receiver after a touchdown catch because the penalty is meaningless.
Andre Johnson just made the highlight reel with an over-the-shoulder bit of magic.
Jesus he's phenomenal.
I think that the Earth shook more on Wilfork's INT during the Pats-Chargers game than in the Great Eastern Earthquake of 2011.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 18, 2011, 02:02:19 PM
Jamaal Charles was carted off in DET because he slipped on the yardmarker when going out of bounds.
Nice. :boom
Schefter reporting torn ACL
LOL @ Phil Simms. After a nice pass play Simms says "The Patriots lead the league in plays where.......they just make it happen."
what happened to romo
blindside hit in the first half
now alex smith is being alex smith and handing dallas points
he played the first half and threw a long td just before halftime
did something stiffen up in the locker room
possibly, they dont know
he was late out of the gate in the second then walked off back to the locker room shortly after kitna started his first series
they kept playing that hit (cb hitting him in the ribs late in first half). i assume thats it
i dont think ive ever heard a louder visiting crowd than the dallas fans in san fran for this game....its unreal
and lol @ the sf d coordinator...he looks like a muscle man for the mafia
they just said romo was done and now hes back in
tough talk tony
bellicheck being bellicheck again going for it on 4th and four at the 50 with a six point lead....just incredibly dumb
The punter's knee must be pretty messed up.
And the Chargers give them the ball to make up for it.
Wow...great catch by Vincent Jackson in the end zone. Dude is beastin today. 172 yds and 2 tds
New England's defense doesn' seem to be any great shakes. They gave up 400 to Chad Henne last week.
And San Fran's defense is currently a wide open gate. It'll take a Romo-esque choke for Dallas to not end up taking this game.
LOL @ that play call on 3rd and 2. Pitch it to a WR.
harbaugh not trying to get 7 is killer
back to stanford, einstein
Great defense by the niners. :boo
wow
a farging reality show roster invite just worked that ass
Ok, enough with the theatrics already Holley.
Quote from: Don Ho on September 18, 2011, 07:31:50 PM
Ok, enough with the theatrics already Holley.
As much as I hated seeing it happen, I can't fault the kid for being so excited. He's never played a meaningful down of ball in the NFL before today and he basically made the game winning catch. I'd be pretty stoked too.
I think it's a great story but he almost farged up holding the ball up just before he got caught.
Maybe that's why he was thanking Jesus.
Lol..yeah, he almost pulled a Leon Lett.
Thomas Davis tore his ACL for the 3rd consecutive season
Holy shtein at that catch by Domenik Hixon!
Wow!
Eli is underthrowing guys all over the place.