Up. Invites sent. $20 a team. Suck it.
Draft Order (non-snaking):
1. Flying Flatuses (Tomahawk)
2. Rick and His Kids (hbionic)
3. Astroglide (rjs246) (extra 4th round pick via trade from 4th Down Syndrome)
4. Death by Pisco Sour (Sarge)
5. VaticanAssassinNinja (Philly Crew)
6. 4th Down Syndrome (SunMo) (no 4th round pick due to trade with Astroglide)
7. Philadelphia Phreaks (Phreak)
8. Dio's Ragged Company (Dio)
My roster:
Drew Brees (NO - QB)
Matt Cassel (KC - QB)
Jahvid Best (Det - RB) (R)
Shonn Greene (NYJ - RB)
Ray Rice (Bal - RB)
Pierre Thomas (NO - RB)
Michael Turner (Atl - RB)
Mike Wallace (Pit - WR)
Wes Welker (NE - WR)
Percy Harvin (Min - WR)
Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR)
Randy Moss (Ten - WR)
Terrell Owens (Cin - WR)
Brandon Pettigrew (Det - TE)
Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE)
can you please post my team? thanks buddy.
Mine too...thanks commish. Might as well get hbionic's as well
That would be a big fat no to all of you. This league can die of AIDS for all I care and I'm certainly not going to put any more effort in than absolutely necessary.
Michael Turner, Shonn Greene and all of my WRs ar available if anyone wants to trade.
I have received no invite
Hook me up again, please
Passing
Rushing
Receiving
Return
Misc
Fum
Player
Yds
TD
Int
Yds
TD
Yds
TD
Yds
TD
2PT
Lost
Fan Pts
Miles Austin (Dal - WR) 0 0 0 93 1 1041 7 0 0 0 1 159.40
Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB) 0 0 0 734 5 242 0 0 0 0 2 123.60
Arian Foster (Hou - RB) 0 0 0 1616 16 604 2 0 0 0 2 326.00
Antonio Gates (SD - TE) 0 0 0 0 0 782 10 0 0 0 0 138.20
BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE - RB) 0 0 0 1008 13 85 0 0 0 0 0 187.30
Christopher Ivory (NO - RB) 0 0 0 716 5 17 0 0 0 0 2 99.30
LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB) 0 0 0 1080 7 592 2 0 0 0 1 219.20
Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 1052 11 14 0 0 0 171.67
Chad Ochocinco (Cin - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 831 4 0 0 0 0 107.10
Matt Ryan (Atl - QB) 3705 28 9 122 0 0 0 0 0 2 3 308.40
Jacob Tamme (Ind - TE) 0 0 0 0 0 631 4 0 0 0 0 87.10
Michael Vick (Phi - QB) 3018 21 6 676 9 0 0 0 0 1 3 352.32
Danny Woodhead (NE - WR,RB) 0 0 0 547 5 379 1 0 0 0 1 126.60
Field Goals Made
Field Goals Missed
PAT
Player
0-19
20-29
30-39
40-49
50+
0-19
20-29
30-39
Made
Miss
Fan Pts
Matt Bryant (Atl - K) 0 11 8 8 1 0 0 1 44 0 137.00
Tackles
Turnovers
TD
Misc
Return
Player
Pts Allow
Sack
Safe
Int
Fum
Rec
TD
Blk
Kick
Yds
TD
Fan Pts
Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF) 224 48.0 0 21 14 3 1 1379 1 234.97
Copyright © 2011 Yahoo! Inc. All right
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 27, 2011, 04:00:52 PM
I have received no invite
Hook me up again, please
Well everyone else seems to have gotten there's since people are already signing up. Did the internet stop working for you?
Quote from: SunMo on July 27, 2011, 04:10:01 PM
Passing
Rushing
Receiving
Return
Misc
Fum
Player
Yds
TD
Int
Yds
TD
Yds
TD
Yds
TD
2PT
Lost
Fan Pts
Miles Austin (Dal - WR) 0 0 0 93 1 1041 7 0 0 0 1 159.40
Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB) 0 0 0 734 5 242 0 0 0 0 2 123.60
Arian Foster (Hou - RB) 0 0 0 1616 16 604 2 0 0 0 2 326.00
Antonio Gates (SD - TE) 0 0 0 0 0 782 10 0 0 0 0 138.20
BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE - RB) 0 0 0 1008 13 85 0 0 0 0 0 187.30
Christopher Ivory (NO - RB) 0 0 0 716 5 17 0 0 0 0 2 99.30
LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB) 0 0 0 1080 7 592 2 0 0 0 1 219.20
Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 1052 11 14 0 0 0 171.67
Chad Ochocinco (Cin - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 831 4 0 0 0 0 107.10
Matt Ryan (Atl - QB) 3705 28 9 122 0 0 0 0 0 2 3 308.40
Jacob Tamme (Ind - TE) 0 0 0 0 0 631 4 0 0 0 0 87.10
Michael Vick (Phi - QB) 3018 21 6 676 9 0 0 0 0 1 3 352.32
Danny Woodhead (NE - WR,RB) 0 0 0 547 5 379 1 0 0 0 1 126.60
Field Goals Made
Field Goals Missed
PAT
Player
0-19
20-29
30-39
40-49
50+
0-19
20-29
30-39
Made
Miss
Fan Pts
Matt Bryant (Atl - K) 0 11 8 8 1 0 0 1 44 0 137.00
Tackles
Turnovers
TD
Misc
Return
Player
Pts Allow
Sack
Safe
Int
Fum
Rec
TD
Blk
Kick
Yds
TD
Fan Pts
Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF) 224 48.0 0 21 14 3 1 1379 1 234.97
Copyright © 2011 Yahoo! Inc. All right
I hate you. And I'm not fixing it this time.
QBs
Joe Flacco (Bal - QB)
Matt Schaub (Hou - QB)
RBs
Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB)
Ryan Mathews (SD - RB)
Beanie Wells (Ari - RB)
Keiland Williams (Was - RB)
Steven Jackson (StL - RB)
WRs
Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR)
Steve Smith (Car - WR)
Austin Collie (Ind - WR)
Donald Driver (GB - WR)
Brandon Marshall (Mia - WR)
TE
Jason Witten (Dal - TE)
K
Neil Rackers (Hou - K)
DEFENSE
Philadelphia (Phi - DEF)....GO EAGLES!!
Dio's Ragged Company
Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
LeGarrette Blount (TB - RB) ('10 Rookie)
Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG - RB)
Reggie Bush (NO - RB)
Frank Gore (SF - RB)
Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB)
Rashad Jennings (Jac - RB)
Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)
Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)
Kevin Walter (Hou - WR)
Mike Williams (TB - WR) ('10 Rookie)
Andre Johnson (Hou - WR)
Chris Cooley (Was - TE)
Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K)
New England (NE - DEF)
If you don't have a decent rookie to retain before we have to declare our keepers, drop me a line. Both Blount and Williams are worth keeping and I likely won't keep both.
That being said, trades in this format are not usually very worthwhile. To wit:
As it stands now, my keepers will probably be:
Rivers
Gore
Jones-Drew
Fitx
Johnson
TE/K/D -- meh, I'll keep on of 'em just to avoid having to draft at that position
Blount or Williams
So basically, I'm set. I don't need to trade and I'm not going to trade unless I get something back which unseats one of my probable keepers. There's no reason for me to trade you Blount in return for a guy I can't keep because the rest of my team is so awesome.
I will however def. consider trading for draft picks.
p.s. I own this farging league:
2010 Champ
2009 Champ
2008 Runner up
2007 4th place
2006 Champ
I'm not trying to be a lazy ass here...but I really do not know how to get my team or find my team. I just registered and it's all blank.
Auchtung baby?
Sign into Yahoo.
Go to the Yahoo! Fantasy Sports main page. [ http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy ]
Find the link called Fantasy Profile [ http://profiles.sports.yahoo.com/ ]
come on man, this isn't rocket science
Contrary to popular belief, rocket science is relatively easy compared to anything else.
Yahoo fantasy, and yahoo in general has always, always given me headaches. Nothing is in the same place. Everything is always farging switched up. It's like they don't want me to have a nice day or something.
Thanks Dio.
Behold, my zesty team! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :'(
Peyton Manning (Ind - QB)
Carson Palmer (Cin - QB)
Sam Bradford (StL - QB)
Kenny Britt (Ten - WR)
Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)
Michael Crabtree (SF - WR)
Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR)
Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)
Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
Darren Sproles (SD - RB)
Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)
Carnell Williams (TB - RB)
Visanthe Shiancoe (Min - TE)
Billy Cundiff (Bal - K)
Baltimore (Def)
Holy christ that's zesty.
We seriously go through this shtein every year with you monkeys.
I can't find my team.
I can't find the invite.
Someone help me I've forgotten how to function on the internet which I spent 8 hours a day on.
Jesus. Anyone want to take over commissioning responsibilities?
It's not like I lost the invite; I didn't get it.
I nominate Phreak for commissioner.
Thanks but no thanks - you do a bang up job, pal.
i thought this dork league wasnt for any money
No one on my team is untouchable if the price is right.
I'm open for trades.
for my buddy russ
Michael Vick (Phi - QB)
Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)
Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)
Arian Foster (Hou - RB)
BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE - RB)
Christopher Ivory (NO - RB)
LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)
Miles Austin (Dal - WR)
Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR)
Chad Ochocinco (Cin - WR)
Danny Woodhead (NE - WR,RB)
Antonio Gates (SD - TE)
Jacob Tamme (Ind - TE)
Matt Bryant (Atl - K)
Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 27, 2011, 10:59:07 PM
It's not like I lost the invite; I didn't get it.
Second invite sent. Yahoo is even friendly enough to monitor how many times you have to send someone an invite... how useful.
Quote from: rjs246 on July 28, 2011, 09:12:40 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 27, 2011, 10:59:07 PM
It's not like I lost the invite; I didn't get it.
Second invite sent. Yahoo is even friendly enough to monitor how many times you have to send someone an invite... how useful.
Maybe Phreak thinks he's someone else.
I finally got it. Thank you for your due diligence in this matter, Mr Commish. Bionic will give you a complimentary reacharound.
I will sign up when I get home
Unbeknownst to most of you, rjs is probably the only one who I would not reach around because it is basically impossible to reach around his massive ball sack. I can substitue anyone in his place.
I'm in but posting from my phone at the airport so I'll post my roster when I get home....unless Rusty wants to be a sweetie pie and post it for me.
Here you go buddy
Death By Pisco Sour
QBs
Tom Brady
Kevin Kolb
Mark Sanchez
RBs
Thomas Jones
Darren McFadden
CJ Spiller
WRs
Greg Jennings
Calvin Johnson
Jeremy Maclin
Mario Manningham
Derrick Mason
Mike Sims-Walker
TE
Marcedes Lewis
K
Sebastian Janikowski
DEF
Green Bay
Philadelphia Phreaks
Aaron Rodgers - QB
Ben Roethlisberger - QB
Josh Freeman - QB
Cedric Benson - RB
Michael Bush - RB
Jamaal Charles - RB
Peyton Hillis - RB
Mike Tolbert - RB
DeAngelo Williams - RB
DeSean Jackson - WR
Pierre Garcon - WR
Stevie Johnson - WR
Kevin Boss - TE
David Akers - K
Chicago - DEF
I laugh at you people who don't have at least one semi-promising rookie from last year on your team. It's a free spot if you would just bother to pick up a rookie at the end of the season.
Finally got around to registering today. Kind of forgot about that.
What's the cutoff for submitting our keepers? Also, who wants to trade for Cobb?
I don't even remember when I set the draft for. Let's say you have to submit keepers 3 days prior to the draft. Make sense?
I think it's 8/29 at 9:30pm
so keepers need to be in by 8/26
i forget what do we keep?
1QB
2RB
2WR
1R
1K/D/TE
jesus that's so many players
my keepers
Michael Vick (Phi - QB)
Arian Foster (Hou - RB)
LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)
Miles Austin (Dal - WR)
Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR)
Antonio Gates (SD - TE)
lol at me not having a rookie. icehole.
Draft order updated in first post of the thread.
didn't we make a trade last year that involved a pick?
Quote
SunMo is trading:
- Ray Rice and a 2011 4th round pick
To rjs246 for:
- LeSean McCoy
eww
Keepers (editable up to 3 days prior to draft)
QB
Matt Schaub (Hou - QB)
RBs
Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB)
Steven Jackson (StL - RB)
WRs
Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR)
Brandon Marshall (Mia - WR)
TE/K/D
Jason Witten (Dal - TE)
Rookie
Ryan Mathews (SD - RB)
The draft is of the non-snaking variety, correct?
Also, give some shteinbag player to the teams that don't have a rookie so we don't have the fiasco we had last year.
Quote from: SunMo on August 18, 2011, 11:24:10 AM
Quote
SunMo is trading:
- Ray Rice and a 2011 4th round pick
To rjs246 for:
- LeSean McCoy
eww
Homer.
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 18, 2011, 11:40:16 AM
The draft is of the non-snaking variety, correct?
Correct.
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 18, 2011, 11:42:42 AM
Also, give some shteinbag player to the teams that don't have a rookie so we don't have the fiasco we had last year.
No.
Throwing my keepers up there for now so I don't forget.
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 29, 2011, 08:49:25 PM
Here you go buddy
CharlieSheenWinning!
QBs
Tom Brady -K
Kevin Kolb
Mark Sanchez
RBs
Thomas Jones - K
Darren McFadden - K
CJ Spiller - K (rookie)
WRs
Greg Jennings - K
Calvin Johnson - K
Jeremy Maclin
Mario Manningham
Derrick Mason
Mike Sims-Walker
TE
Marcedes Lewis
K
Sebastian Janikowski
DEF
Green Bay - K
Quote from: rjs246 on August 18, 2011, 12:30:51 PM
Quote from: SunMo on August 18, 2011, 11:24:10 AM
Quote
SunMo is trading:
- Ray Rice and a 2011 4th round pick
To rjs246 for:
- LeSean McCoy
eww
Homer.
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 18, 2011, 11:40:16 AM
The draft is of the non-snaking variety, correct?
Correct.
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 18, 2011, 11:42:42 AM
Also, give some shteinbag player to the teams that don't have a rookie so we don't have the fiasco we had last year.
No.
Not doing so will give the top rated player(s) to the person(s) who don't have rookies to keep. Confer with your smart friends, they'll tell you not giving the non-rookie having teams somebody like Darnell Autry is stupid. Then they won't associate with your dumbass anymore
Give Tim Tebow to Sun Mo and lock him into his roster for the entire year.
Quote from: SunMo on August 18, 2011, 09:29:19 AM
I think it's 8/29 at 9:30pm
Where on the Yahoo! fantasy page do you find this? I can't find it.
Any of these 3 will work.
Go to the Yahoo! fantasy football home page by clicking the "Football '11" icon.
Go to "Draft Central" to view the count down timer.
Go to the :CF league home page and click on any team's name. This shows you the timer and gives you the actual date/time of the draft.
found it now, thank you
Commish:
There has been a name change. Please update my team name to Poop Bandits.
Thank you your sackness!
Keepers:
Tony Romo
Roddy White
Vincent Jackson
Chris Johnson
Felix Jones
Vernon Davis
My keepers:
Quote
Drew Brees (NO - QB)
Jahvid Best (Det - RB) (R)
Ray Rice (Bal - RB)
Michael Turner (Atl - RB)
Mike Wallace (Pit - WR)
Wes Welker (NE - WR)
Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE)
check your emails jerkbrain
CharlieSheenWinning!
Tom Brady (QB - NE)
Thomas Jones (RB - KC)
Darren McFadden (RB - Oak)
CJ Spiller (RB - Buf) (R)
Greg Jennings (WR - GB)
Calvin Johnson (WR - Det)
Marcedes Lewis (TE - Jax)
Rivers
Gore
MJD
Johnson
Fitzgerald
Vinatieri
Blount
My keepers:
Aaron Rodgers
Jamaal Charles
DeAngelo Williams
DeSean Jackson
Stevie Johnson
Chicago
Peyton Manning (Ind - QB)
Dez Bryant (Dal - WR) Rookie
Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR)
Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)
Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)
Baltimore (Def)
Quote from: hbionic on August 26, 2011, 01:31:10 AM
Peyton Manning (Ind - QB)
I suspect that each of your weekly match ups will be neck and neck.
Keepers have been loaded. I loaded iceholes for the iceholes who didn't have rookies. (Lorenzo Booker, Kevin Faulk, Fred Taylor.)
there's a chance i have no power sunday night...i guess that sucks for me though
I think we're all running that risk right now. If it's looking like major power outages I'll reschedule the draft.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 27, 2011, 01:11:46 PM
I think we're all running that risk right now. If it's looking like major power outages I'll reschedule the draft.
Someone's gone soft*.
*TWSS
I did not lose power nor did too many other people so I assume the draft will not be postponed.
yeah, we held good here too
Ironically my power has been out for 24 hours and isn't expect back for another 24. Stay tuned.
farg you stay tuned
make the call
Yeah...I gotta go to Lowe's, so let me know.
Looks like its still on schedule...
at this point it had fargin' better be
All of this salty language makes me want to move it. Well that and the fact that I still don't have power. But whatever. It's on, you farging whining women.
do a quick mock draft, tell us the players that you would have taken and then we will respect that and not draft them so you can add them later.
but seriously, what do you want to do about the 4th rounder i owe you? i can text you when that round starts and let you know who would probably be there? let me know
I don't care if we reschedule...doesn't seem fair not to have access...unless it was you that created the hurricane, in which case I say, "Draft On!"
The fourth round pick situation has already been programmed into the draft (SunMo has the last pick of the draft). And I am at a friend's place playing cards so I will be online but probably miss several of my picks because I'm distracted.
oh so i have no 4th? sneaky yahoo
So....I've been trying to load the draft page for like 15 minutes now and it still hasn't started up yet. It's been stuck on like 90% loaded for a while now. Anyone else having problems?
Nope, I'm in
This farging blows. Squaw just had her draft an hour ago. I bet she sabotaged my computer.
Still not open. WTF?
Keep me updated with the picks please and when I'm up, I'll post my picks here.
Christ, this is pissing me off. Farging thing isn't going shtein.
sarge, let me know if there is anyone on my staff that you would like to trade for.
Well that was fun.
Fun. Yes. Fun.
I'm pleased with myself.
I'm stupid for obvious reasons.
Mark Ingram, and Gronkowski are my shining moments.
I was looking at an outdated FF rookie sheet...no mention of torn ACL. Otherwise, I'm taking Julio Jones or Matt Forte. I was discouraged by the time you took Finley.
But, F it, Brandon Jacobs may be a point provider as my 3rd WR/RB. Jonathan Stewart will be sittin there waiting incase Deangelo goes down.
Farg yahoo.
waah
get your shtein together a half hour early and work those kinks out
I was trying to log in at like 6:05, hipster Not to mention it booted me during one of my picks and gave me sheli.
oh, you poor, poor baby
When the draft is done in under than 30 minutes, everybody wins. Except Sarge 'cause he couldn't figure out how to log in
I need 5.5 points from Dan Carpenter to take down phreak in week 1. that would suck for him, his team put up a great week.
He left at least 30 pts on the bench too. I'm feeling pretty good about my chances knocking off the defending champ tonight.
Quote from: SunMo on September 12, 2011, 08:37:19 AM
I need 5.5 points from Dan Carpenter to take down phreak in week 1. that would suck for him, his team put up a great week.
Yeah man - i was close to starting steve smith over santonio but went with him because Terence Newman was out and Mike Jenkins is a softy.
But I always catch the shaft when I have great weeks. In my $$ league I dropped 114pts. Everyone else in the league was in the 70s and 80s (non-ppr)...except my opponent who also put up 114. Tiebreaker is most points by a QB and he had Brees and I have Schaub
farg me
lol...I have Shaub in my money league. $100.
I still have Ochocinco left and I'm up 12 pts...he has Janikowski and McFadden left.
Go Chad!! :'( :boom
farging farg
thanks Pats for allowing the Dolphins to kick a FG there...should have PICKED THE BALL OFF
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 12, 2011, 02:55:43 PMI'm feeling pretty good about my chances knocking off the defending champ tonight.
Two time defending champ to you, chump.
And yes, you will win this week. Yay you.
Winning!
99 yd TD for Brady. Icing on the cake and I still got McFadden going later.
Brandon Lloyd will neutralize them both and you will beg forgiveness for your insolence tomorrow.
I hope Bradshaw doesn't score 55 points tomorrow. I'll be sweating this out until then.
Since this is a Keeper League, we should add a IR roster spot for when people like Jamaal Charles get hurt
That's why we have bench spots.
Quote from: Tomahawk on September 22, 2011, 07:23:49 AM
Since this is a Keeper League, we should add a IR roster spot for when people like Jamaal Charles get hurt
Shut up chinamen!
Drew Brees is available for trade. Probably only looking for draft pick(s) at this point.
Chew on that.
I'd rather have Stafford.
I'm not sure who I would rather have, but I have both and Stafford is younger so I'm putting Brees on the block. I'll entertain offers for either.
I'll give you a fourth for Brees.
Anything more than that is crack crazy in an 8 team league where you can't keep two QBs, unless one of them happens to be a rookie. We've all got good starting QBs and decent backups.
If I were you, I'd talk to Poop Bandits. He's got Cam Newton and Matt Ryan. You might be able to talk him into a trade for Brees that would allow him to upgrade from Ryan to Brees and still keep the promising rookie on his roster. Plus, he's kinda dumb.
I don't know that Brees will be a great enough upgrade for anyone else to dump they guy they have now PLUS a draft pick.
Like I said, I'd give a fourth just to have the nice problem at the end of the year of deciding between Rivers and Brees. But I'm fine with Rivers and a second tier guy too.
I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you a bit there, sparky.
In a franchise league like this one, a 4th round pick is basically reserved for the 11th-12th best player on your team. Backups, sleepers, second/third tier guys go in the fourth round. Brees would very clearly be one of the top four or five players on any fantasy team. Put it this way, if I drop him in the offseason and keep Stafford, is there any chance that he isn't grabbed in the first round? I mean, give me a break.
So, um, no thanks on the 4th rounder.
Okay. We'll see if anyone offers better. I'm not interested.
Out of curiosity I checked this year's 4th rounders:
1. Austin Collie
(Ind - WR) Sour Krauts - Clearly not a starting calibre fantasy WR.
2. Rob Gronkowski
(NE - TE) Poop Bandits - Tight End.
3. Matthew Stafford
(Det - QB) Astroglide - Great pick, but obviously a question mark before the season.
4. BenJarvus Green-Ellis
(NE - RB) CharlieSheen... - Ha. No.
5. Percy Harvin
(Min - WR) VaticanAssas... - Brainmush.
6. Dallas Clark
(Ind - TE) Astroglide - Tight End.
7. Jimmy Graham
(NO - TE) Philadelphia... - Tight End.
8. Kenny Britt
(Ten - WR) Dio's Ragged... - Potential starter but a fringe fantasy WR.
Since Brees is a top five QB, you're looking for a first round pick? Second round? I can see how the guy who is trying to trade Brees might think that's a fair price, but there are only 8 teams in the league, so everyone has a great to very good starting QB. This means that anyone who trades with you for Brees is giving up a trade pick AND a great/very good QB (assuming Brees is acquired in order to be retained), because he can't keep both.
Do you really think Brees is worth dumping a player like Vick or Ryan and giving up a first round pick?
If this were a 12 team league and rosters weren't as stacked, I think you'd have better chances of picking up a high round pick. But every team in this league is stacked.
Also..Britt was a great pick and was proving it until the injury. Dick.
Ha. Kenny Britt. Pffft.
I fully understand your point about Brees and the small league, and if no one is willing to give up a high pick for him I'll just keep him and make a decision in the offseason. But if anyone wants a guaranteed point machine and has an iffy QB situation that they'd like to shore up for a few years to come he's here for the taking. Players like Vick (injuries, possibly not that good, sorry homers) and Ryan (a winner but not a huge stats guy) have very obvious risks associated with them from a fantasy football perspective. Brees essentially has none.
Stop trying to subliminaly induce an offer from me Rusty!
I think Cam Newton will be owning everyone here in years to come. You'll be begging me for my scraps.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 30, 2011, 02:05:58 PM
4. BenJarvus Green-Ellis
(NE - RB) CharlieSheen... - Ha. No.
1. I'm winning.
2. Our 4th round is really the 11th round since we keep 7 players.
3. WINNING!
I don't want to alarm anyone but I'm killing this league.
So far this year, sure.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 19, 2011, 03:24:33 PM
I don't want to alarm anyone but I'm killing this league.
I'm going to smoke you with Hasslebeck as my QB.
Also, nice comeback by Sunny this week. That had to suck, eh Dio?
I was mad about Brady being on a bye the same week I play Russell, but now that Drew Brees has scored half as many points as my entire team it didn't really make a difference who the hell I had on my roster today.
Brees won me my game in this league and lost me my game in my other money league. Which is why I am finally coming to realize that fantasy football is farging stupid. I'm in four leagues which means that I'm literally rooting for and against every player every week. Pointless.
Also, four of my players (Ray Rice, Ryan Torain, Brandon Pettigrew and Eric Decker) have combined for 4.7 points and I've still scored 109+ with Rice yet to play.
Killing this league.
It certainly didn't help any that McFadden got hurt early in the game (.7 pts) and I guess Lynch didn't even play, so I took a goose egg from him. Pretty sad when your opponent has a player who finishes with negative points and you still lose. I left some points on the bench, but even if I had played the highest scoring guys this week, I still would have taken a loss. My only hope is that the Jags defense somehow holds Rice to -240 yds rushing. It could happen!
Next week is the end of my gauntlet for the year though with the Packers bye so hopefully my team will get back to scoring like it was through the first 3 or 4 weeks of the year.
whoever is Poop Bandits...thank you for not checking your lineup to replace your tight end (bye) or kicker (hurt)
my team this week was roflburger/foster = 73.64 points
the rest of my team = 38.07
I picked a bad week to face Sunny
And my RBs of Murray, Tate, Williams, Battle and Beanie have be spinning as to who to start.
Beanie is going and I suppose Murray too...and Rodgers is on a bye. :boo
Trade agreed on between CharlieSheenWinning! and VaticanAssassinNinja:
CharlieSheenWinnning! gets:
Matt Forte (RB-Chi)
VaticanAssassinNinja gets:
Daniel Thomas (RB-Mia (R))
2012 1st Rd pick
2012 4th Rd pick
Holy ish....barring overnight stat corrections, I beat Dio by .19 which is def the closest game I've ever been a part of. He actually pulled ahead of me but Rivers must have turned the ball over late in the game or took a sack or something and he lost like 2 points.
Boner.
With this loss, I'm finished for they year, I think. F you Rivers.
i voted against the trade because yahoo obviously didn't list the draft picks
i approve now.
you're all relieved
Wow. That's a blockbuster. I'm not going to vote against it but I think VAN is getting the better end of that deal.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2011, 09:06:54 AM
Wow. That's a blockbuster. I'm not going to vote against it but I think VAN is getting the better end of that deal.
I'm all in.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 01, 2011, 06:12:56 AM
With this loss, I'm finished for they year, I think. F you Rivers.
You're hardly finished. The reg season is 14 weeks, so you've got plenty of time to recover. Not to mention that Phreak finished 7-7 last year, made the playoffs and lost to you in the championship. In 2008 there were 2 teams in the playoffs who finished 7-7. When I won in 2005 I also finished 7-7. So yeah, you still have life.
Nope. He's cooked. Loser.
Lol. He's in a 5 way tie for 4th place.
Also, how many days does it take for the trade to go through?
90. You'll get Forte some time in the off season.
me and rjs have a titanic matchup this weekend that will decide everything from league champion to peace in the middle east.
unless of course i lose, then it's just another game
Mike Tolbert will eat your children.
The Astroglides just got smoked by the worst team in the history of fantasy sports so you're a shoe in to win, SunMo
Team Homertastic OMGIHEARTDAEAGLES needs 66+ points from Vick, McCoy and Maclin tonight in the 1v2 battle royale. Obviously, there is a large part of me that hopes they get it.
65pts should suffice, no?
I'm up 20 on thawk which means I don't need to root for my newly acquired Forte to do anything special tonight.
i kind of wish i would have played willis macgahee yesterday
Tell me about it. I wish I had played Julio Jones. He sort of made the most of his 3 catches.
Quote from: SunMo on November 07, 2011, 11:12:26 AM
i kind of wish i would have played willis macgahee yesterday
You, and every other person who has McGahee on their roster. I guess there's some Broncos homers who cashed in, but that's about it.
i was seriously considering it because i was light in my flex position. i chose wrong
Wow. I just noticed how bottom-heavy this league is.
Good thing no one wants to trade for Drew Brees. He definitely wouldn't help anyone's roster.
Oh, I might be willing to deal a WR too if anyone is in need.
Let me guess, you expect someone to drop an obvious keeper, plus a high draft pick, to add another obvious, and possibly better, keeper?
That adds up.
Nah. Just looking for draft picks.
I'll give you a fifth rounder for Stafford.
Hahahaha.
I beat Rusty for Biggest Blowout by .11pts. This is important stuff.
THawk and I have just negotiated a monster.
THawk gets: (QB) Drew Brees, (WR) Mike Wallace
RJS gets: (WR) Anquan Boldin, 2012 draft picks in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th rounds.
I'm posting it here first so everyone can see that there are draft picks involved. Plan to do it on Yahoo later today.
Looks like the Eagles FO have rubbed off on you very well.
it will be awesome when he quits the league after the season
I'm gonna go ahead and vote no on that deal.
Considering the fact that you offered a 5th for Stafford, color me unsurprised.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 08, 2011, 01:24:52 PM
THawk and I have just negotiated a monster.
THawk gets: (QB) Drew Brees, (WR) Mike Wallace
RJS gets: (WR) Anquan Boldin, 2012 draft picks in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th rounds.
I'm posting it here first so everyone can see that there are draft picks involved. Plan to do it on Yahoo later today.
Is Thawk's awesome hat on too tight or something? I've got no objections to the trade, mostly because Rusty is going to have to cut half of his draft picks next year just to make the roster limit.
I have not been able to build a decent team through the draft, obviously. Maybe something drastic like this will help
So THawk had a brain fart and never completed the trade acceptance on yahoo. He has requested that I bypass the veto process and update the rosters directly. I'm happy to do that but wanted to give the other league members the opportunity to call bullshtein here first. If the league objects to bypassing the veto opportunity we'll let the trade process for next week.
Ready go.
I'll let it go through. I might need his vote on a dope-stupid move I may want to do in the future. Looks like equal value given that you are getting draft picks for Mike Wallace.
:yay
I updated the rosters manually. Can't seem to cancel the trade though so I guess we'll see what happens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuMQjKiaDTg
Dio having a tough go this year. 2 of his losses have been by less than 1 full point combined.
I'm happy for him.
Yeah I am shocked that I pulled that one out. Rodgers needed to have the game he did without getting Finley involved and thats a what happened.
Hopefully no stat corrections by Yahoo overnight.
Phillip Rivers is killing me, and Andre Johnson being out hasn't helped either.
Nice win for Phreak.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 15, 2011, 12:17:37 AM
Yeah I am shocked that I pulled that one out. Rodgers needed to have the game he did without getting Finley involved and thats a what happened.
Hopefully no stat corrections by Yahoo overnight.
Nice, Luigi
What ever happened to Yoshi? Did MURP finally find him and kill him?
I meant Satoshi. I guess this post doesn't make sense afterall.
LOL @ my team this week. Half of Sunny's roster was either on a bye or out with injury and barring a 30+ point night from Brady tomorrow, I will take the most embarrassing loss in fantasy history. Even if Brady scores enough for me, it's still embarrassing.
yeah, i can't believe i might win this one.
although brady vs kc is ripe for 30+ points
I'm still baffled by the fact that Rodgers and Stafford threw about 20 tds yesterday and none of them went to CJ or Jennings.
I'm predicting 29.5 pts for Brady tonight.
My team is good.
Your team is mud.
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Well another week of picking the wrong people to start.
I start Stevie Johnson one week and he doesn't do shtein - but this week he is tearing it up.
Same thing with Beanie Wells.
Frustrating.
Lol...I was coming in to bust your chops a bit on this. And Holmes just caught a td also just to add a little more salt to the wound.
Thanks pal!
I hate my team.
You couldn't hate your team as much as I hate mine. Trust me.
Lets trade our sucky players to each other.
Maybe a change of scenery will help!!
Okay. My sucky players:
week one roster:
Larry Fitzgerald (k): no WR help opposite him to draw away defenders so he's always double teamed. lousy QB. no running game to pull safeties in. in fantasy though, you have to start him every week...he's Larry Fitzgerald
Frank Gore (k): hot/cold, injured...but he's Frank Gore and so you gotta start him. Even on winning team this year, he's not been consistent enough to say he's a stud. he's a legacy stud. still...go ahead and bench him in favor of who...(I'll get to that later)
Andre Johnson (k): hurt all goddamn year
Phillip farging Rivers (k): 2011 Turnover King....an outright liability but like the others on my team, so hard to just let go because he's usually so money
Legarrate Blount (k,r); opens the year with few carries, doens't do much with what he gets, gets injured....by the time he started doing anything I was f'd.
MJD (k): no complaints
of the players I drafted...
Jermichael Finley: on or off. had one huge game, a couple good games, and the rest he's been a total non factor.
Kenny Britt: looked great then busted hisself
Fred Jackson: grand slam of the year for me..but couldn't make up for the rest of this zesty team..I actually cut him before it was announced that he was done for the year because by that point I was done and I wanted to stock up on rookies in case any of them turn out to be worth using my rookie tag on. He was slowing down before he got hurt anyway...and what was I gonna do, keep him? Instead of Gore or MJD? No way.
Cedric Benson -- lots of carries, no points. suspension. lots more carries, and finally at this point in the season, scoring some points...he was of no help to me
Brandon Lloyd --- worthless in Denver and cut trying to find someone to plug behind Johnson & Britt....whoever it was, it was a failed attempt..and of course now he's in a much better situation..still even if I had managed to hang onto him, what would I have done, kept him instead of Fitz or Johnson? total wiff on Lloyd.
Santana Moss --- this isn't a PPR league and he got hurt. I don't know when I dropped him but he wasn't worth drafting in the first place.
Josh Freeman -- another wasted pick.
I lost three games by less than three points...two of them by less than one.
zesty year, but oh well, it ain't easy to three-peat
which of my sucky players do you want?
I like my team.
Your bench is better.
Much. But I'm already a playoff lock with a silly good roster so who cares?
I'm pretty sure I'll lock up my playoff spot this week too.
Watch your back son, I be creeping.
No.
Barring a ridiculous 30 point game from Jimmy Graham, I will secure my league leading 5th "biggest blowout" of the season. I'm starting to feel bad about how I destroy you bitches. How the hell I lost to Sunny's group of waiver wire injury replacements last week is still beyond me.
And Chuggie will beat Russell tonight with his kicker being the high point producer on his team.
Your trash talk makes no sense. Go Jimmy Graham.
When we're tied for 1st place tomorrow, maybe we can spoon?
Mayhaps.
arejayess is losing today, meaning I will sweep the season series...yet miss playoffs and end up drafting in the middle of the board. Yay my life!
So I'm killing time by dicking around on our keeper league page and I clicked on the "Toyota Fantasy Football Hall of Fame" in the top right corner of the league home page. I've noticed it this year but never opened it, so I figured I'd see what it was about. I wish I hadn't looked. They're actually putting together a HOF for fantasy nerds and they have 10 guys up there from random yahoo! leagues. These guys actually wrote essays and recorded videos telling why they should be elected to the HOF. Is this a new thing or have they been doing it for a while now and I just never noticed?
Anyway, the point is that it's harder to cite a bigger example of why breeding should be strictly regulated than these clowns.
Jesus farging christ, that's awful.
Quote from: hbionic on November 28, 2011, 04:10:50 PM
arejayess is losing today, meaning I will sweep the season series...yet miss playoffs and end up drafting in the middle of the board. Yay my life!
I'm actively rooting for THawk to come in last place so I can win the league this year AND have the top pick next year. Your win over me, which is likely, feeds into this hilarious dream scenario.
This season has some head scratching shtein going on.
Dio has lost 2 games by less than 1 point combined. I don't think I've ever seen 1 game end with less than a 1 point difference, let alone 2....in the same year.....by the same guy.
Chuggie has the worst fantasy roster I've ever seen and might beat the 1st place team twice in the same year. And why did he waste roster spots on Peyton Manning and Delone Carter all year?
Philly Crew traded away Matt Forte for draft picks and a rookie keeper who isn't worth starting right now and went on a 3 (about to be 4) game winning streak to pull himself out of the basement and get a solid grip on a playoff spot.
I think my team is being coached by Andy Reid this year. I'm 6-1 (soon to be 7-1) vs teams with a sub .500 record and 1-3 vs teams above .500. This might not bode well for me in the playoffs.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2011, 05:12:15 PMAnd why did he waste roster spots on Peyton Manning and Delone Carter all year?
It's a keeper league where we keep on rookie each year, so my bet would be that he intends to retain Peyton and Carter for next year.
I get that....but you could drop Manning in September and pick him up on waivers in week 16 if you want to keep him. Does he really have keeper value at this point?
Chuggie is in an interesting spot with his rookies though since he has 3 on his team - Newton, Carter, Ingram.
He could keep Newton as his QB next year and drop Manning. Then he could keep Ingram over Jacobs as a RB keeper which still frees up his rookie spot for Carter. He could be set for years if Ingram and Carter turn out to be any good.
Nice job laying out the best plan for him. God knows he'd have never thought of it himself.
I'm all for parity. And since we don't have revenue sharing to help keep things even, I gotta throw some IQ points his way instead.
Lol....Chuggie gets biggest blowout by 1 point. Farg you, Mark Ingram.
Still tied for 1st and Rusty gets to be the little spoon.
I have to go on a run, but there's an outside chance I get into the playoffs and win this whole thing. Outside, slim, one out of a million, but a chance is still a chance, however astronomical it is.
some of us were talking about this at the game yesterday but i'm in 3 leagues and every one is mediocre. i'm in a 12 team league where every single team has between 5 and 8 wins. and a 10 team league where only one team has clinched the playoffs already.
in two leagues i started 0-6 but still have a chance at making the playoffs.
Heating up at the right time. 8)
Chuggie would have to win his last 2 and either Sunny or PC would have to lose their last 2 in order for him to have a shot at getting in. I think the tie breaker is points scored, correct? Chuggie has the advantage over PC but is still behind Sunny in total points.
Only 2 spots left bitches. FIGHT!
Also, here's some sweet irony.
Rusty traded Drew Brees to T-hawk and was rooting for T-hawk to finish last so he could get T-hawk's first pick in the draft next year. But Brees' performance last night gave T-hawk a win and moved him up to 5th place.
Of course, T-hawk could still end up with the 1st pick if he loses first in the consolation round of the playoffs, so I guess Rusty isn't completely screwed yet.
If you guys were in an 8 team keeper league where you keep 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE/K or DEF, and 1 Rookie, would you keep Ryan Matthews, Shonn Greene, or Rashard Mendenhall?
That belongs in the "Who to Keep" thread. Since one doesn't exist, you should start it....preferably on the other :CF.
Excellent advice, but add Bradshaw (RB-NYG) to the list. I'm thinking Matthews
So if you're asking which 2 RB's to keep, the answer would be Matthews and Bradshaw.
No, Jamaal Charles is the other keep
Charles and Matthews.
Bradshaw is the got to guy in New York, but seems like he can't last as a true #1
I've never been a fan of the New York Jets offense, and Shonn Greene. They use him like the Eagles use their running backs...at the wrong times, and the Jets are always playing from behind...not conducive to running back touches.
Charles should bounce back as the #1, but it was a knee injury he suffered and the fact that the Chiefs are one QB injury away from having an offense worse than the Jets. Matthews is tolbert's bitch but with sparatic potential for huge points.
How many years does Bradshaw have left? Maybe it its a toss up between Charles and Bradshaw. Don't you have a magic 8-ball you can ask these questions to?
I agree. Keep Matthews.
Traded for Forte and it looks like he may be done for the year. And now my TE may be suspended for the year as well. Sucks to be me.
sucks to be Dio as I fisted him this week
yeah, it sucks to pick first each round
I don't remember how I set up the draft order this year. But rest assured I'll change it to suit my whims next year.
I remember that I had to pick last each round. Some crap about being the winner from the previous year (or two).
I wish I could blame my pitiful performance this year on that, but I can't. My whole team shat the bed, keepers especially.
Quote from: rjs246 on December 05, 2011, 08:47:50 PM
I don't remember how I set up the draft order this year. But rest assured I'll change it to suit my whims next year.
I'm guessing non-snaking
My team has been decimated by injuries and suspensions over the last 2 weeks. I must say, the timing couldn't have been better.
Thank you Torrey Smith.
Life is not fair
Your loss argues to the contrary.
I don't like this. I've got a 10 3pt lead on I'm trailing Rusty with Crosby and Packers defense left but he's still got half of his roster going in the Monday nighter. Doesn't look good.
Farg you Marshawn Lynch.
It is possible or even likely that GB D and Crosby combine for like 50 points, so I'm not feeling too comfortable. Still, if my four players can't outscore your two I don't deserve to win. Rooting hard for a 53-51 monday night shootout.
While bombing out of this league, I won my other one. Well, assuming that Roddy White and Jon Kasay can get six points between them.
Roddy White can suck it. All hail Julio Jones, Tony Gonzalez and Michael Turner.
I'll give an early congrats to Rusty since I likely won't be online much tomorrow. PM me your addy so I can mail you your winnings.
PS...farg Forte, Jennings and Fred Davis. Dicks.
So is Rusty going to give out his addy or does he not want his money? In case of the latter, I will accept the cash winnings as 1st runner up.
Oh yeah, I forgot. I'll send out PMs to you jerks.
Haha, I traded away two of the top players in the league, stockpiled draft picks and still won. You should all be deeply ashamed of yourselves.
And sent.
I will deliver to your house myself. In my birthday suit. You will have to find the $20 yourself.
I'll start stockpiling saran wrap.
Checks received from: Philly Crew, SunMo and hbionic.
Cash received from: Dio (I think, Baltimore postal stamp on the envelope)
Deadbeats: Sarge, THawk, Phreak
Oh shtein! Yeah I forgot.
Will be in the mail tomorrow.
Sorry
DEADBEATS!
Quote from: rjs246 on January 12, 2012, 04:11:22 PM
Checks received from: Philly Crew, SunMo and hbionic.
Cash received from: Dio (I think, Baltimore postal stamp on the envelope)
Deadbeats: Sarge, THawk, Phreak
I mailed you cash on Monday aholeface. If you don't get it by Monday, let me know so I can write a sternly worded letter to the Postmaster General.
I didn't forget, I was just hoping you would.
Seriously though, I'm waiting for my pubes to grow a little longer so I can shave and sprinkle them into the envelope.
I'll start stockpiling saran wrap.
Mine went out this morning.
Good. Deadbeats.
I'm still growing. My new plan is to braid my pubes and glue them on Jackson's head so it looks like he has dreads.
You think you're gonna do for his head what Maclin's shaving remnants have been doing for his chin?
Alright. Good to see RJS is taking care of my old team. I take it you didn't start Culpepper and Moss in the playoffs?
I think I still had Moss as of last year. The last of the team I inherited. This is the second championship I've won with this team. I think Dio and I are the only multi-year champions, since I joined anyway.
Something to be proud of.
The list is short, I'll take what I can get.
I won with it, too. Dynasty!
At best a Dynasty equal to my team--won two in a row? I have--which was founded by MURP. Then there's the question..did he win any of the years before I took over?
So yeah. I own this league.
Your window is closed. Done.
What you're saying is, I'm this league's Eagles?
Quote from: rjs246 on January 12, 2012, 04:11:22 PM
Checks received from: Philly Crew, SunMo and hbionic.
Cash received from: Dio (I think, Baltimore postal stamp on the envelope) and THawk
Deadbeats: Sarge, Phreak
Updated.
anybody interested in Hakeem Nicks let me know
I'll give you Blount for him.
no
The next time I have to send any of you douchebags money I'm going to include this really awful Eagles branded keychain lanyard which I got for Christmas.
I have 8-9 pieces of an "Eagles Christmas Village" from the Hartford Exchange with someone's name on it as well.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 12, 2012, 04:11:22 PM
Checks received from: Philly Crew, SunMo, hbionic and Phreak.
Cash received from: Dio (I think, Baltimore postal stamp on the envelope) and THawk
Deadbeat: Sarge
Updated.
Dropped it in the mail today, actually.
Lies.
True story. $20 and my flowing wang locks were placed in an envelope and dropped in the mailbox today. Lucky for you, I was too lazy to braid them. Unfortunately for you, I was not too lazy to mushroom stamp your money several times.
My hero.
And at long last, everyone has paid. Thank you all for donating. I look forward to next year's donations.
Did you touch it?
I gave it kisses and rubbed it on my forehead.
I knew you would.
Anybody want to trade a 1st round pick for Brandon Marshall?
No. But I'll give you your third rounder back for him.
4 TDs and Pro Bowl MVP! He's worth gold!! In conclusion and on an unrelated note, shut up