It's about time we start thinking about making a movie.
Who would would play who?
Phatty- Jeff Ross
rjs- Elijah Wood
PG-Justin Bieber
T-Hawk- Daniel Tosh
Sarge- Sean Penn as 'Sam Dawson' (I am Sam) in character
Chuck Chillout- Joe Clair
General Failure- Chunk from the Goonies
MDS- Giovani Ribisi
Diomedes- Alan Rickman (the German guy from Diehard...must wear beard)
SD-Pauly shore
FS64-Anthony Hopkins
IGY- Fat Joe or any other wanna black person
hbionic-Mario Lopez (because of the obvious similarties)
Zanshin- Diedrich Bader as 'Rex' (Napoleon Dynamite) in character
Phreak- Russel Crowe (shaved head)
Sus-John Goodman
MURP-Stone Cold Steve Austin
DieHard-Mark Walberg
Fast Freddie-John Leguizamo
Munson- Woddy Harrelson (who else?)
King Cole-
Father Demon- Richard Kiel (both equally tall and pretty)
MMH- Ted Danson
Mad-Lad- Hayden Christensen
FS61-Kenny Rogers
phillymic2000-Brad William Henke
Paco- Horatio Sanz
Smeags-Jason Statham
BigEd76-Chris Christie
Rome-Michael Gross
Mussa-Simon Cowell
Charlie-
Beermonkey-
Don Ho- Graham Greene
Eagaholic- Dana Carvey
Lurking Weirdo-
4thand26-David Cross
reese- Lou Ferigno
Eagles Legendz
Sunmo-Ricky Jervais
Yeti-Paul McCartney
Feva- Denzel
Shorebird- George Carlin
QB Eagles- Mike Birbiglia
------There is still a bunch of you f'ers that I need to add. Help me out here
Plot?
No, I do not have anything better to do.
phatty - Jeff Ross is farging brilliant. Freddie being portrayed by John Leguizamo is hilarious. LOL @ PG and Russell.
lurking weirdo would most definitely be portrayed by David Duke. In fact, I'm not convinced they aren't one in the same.
this is super, super gay
i demand producer credit
lolol
Now everytime I read Dio's posts it will be with a German accent in my head.
I would love to do make-up. Thanks.
Pauly Shore? I don't know if I've ever been so insulted.
rjs/Elijah Woods :-D
lol fat joe is puerto rican/cuban
Hbionic, watch yer cornhole, bud.
That's the Office Space Deidrich Bader. Napolean Dynamite Deidrich Bader was a fake ninja who wore zubas and married a tranny. Pretty much how I imagine you actually being. Minus the tranny wife.
Never saw it. My wife will be thrilled to hear you don't think she's a tranny.
I can see Chuggie played by the Taco Bell talking chihuahua, it's pretty much a gimme.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 10, 2011, 10:44:48 PM
That's the Office Space Deidrich Bader. Napolean Dynamite Deidrich Bader was a fake ninja who wore zubas and married a tranny. Pretty much how I imagine you actually being. Minus the tranny wife.
I never made the connection that they were the same person
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4
can't decide if this is the worst or best thing i've ever seen.
This is easily one of the worst threads ever, no doubt about that. The fact that it's received this many responses shows just how awful this place, and you people, are.
IGY?
seriously?
Zip it Beiber.
Where's Feva?
You have to at least put the black dude in the movie before killing him off first.
feva couldnt make it due to other committments so instead we got lurking weirdo to play him
(http://www.thegrio.com/uploads/danson_l.jpg)
Could ya have at least had me played by someone without a penis? Sheesh!
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 10, 2011, 11:32:49 PM
Could ya have at least had me played by someone without a penis? Sheesh!
he did
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 10, 2011, 11:32:49 PM
Could ya have at least had me played by someone without a penis? Sheesh!
And more body hair. Accuracy is important.
lol this thread is awesome.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 10, 2011, 11:13:39 PM
seriously?
Hey...you didn't complain about Stone Cold Steve Austin.
***List has been updated***
If you see someone I missed....let me know and I'll update it.
When you say GF is played by Chunk from the Goonies, do you mean the actor that played Chunk or the character?
Chunk the character.
The actor today looks nothing like he did when he was younger. Chunk as the all powerful Big Brother, would be kickass.
GF should be whatever actor resembles Comic Book Guy from Simpsons
Quote from: BigEd76 on June 13, 2011, 03:31:57 PM
GF should be whatever actor resembles Comic Book Guy from Simpsons
Winner.
Thanks BigEd.
Any other tweaks or suggestions? I need to work on my writing, so I'm going to follow through on a pseudo-script...just need to finish up on who plays who and any missing board members I missed.
Quote from: BigEd76 on June 13, 2011, 03:31:57 PM
GF should be whatever actor resembles Comic Book Guy from Simpsons
Not an actor but Chef Mario Batali
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIyK1fSP0KXXJwHk1y1kISmZ8rh0qjHCKBDiP0CJVAz5m87y1i5w)
Quote from: hbionic on June 13, 2011, 03:39:50 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on June 13, 2011, 03:31:57 PM
GF should be whatever actor resembles Comic Book Guy from Simpsons
Winner.
Thanks BigEd.
Any other tweaks or suggestions? I need to work on my writing, so I'm going to follow through on a pseudo-script...just need to finish up on who plays who and any missing board members I missed.
Just goes to show that sooner or later, everyone living in LA tries to write a screen play.
This is... I can't really find the words to describe this.
Phatty- the most interesting man in the world guy, young
rjs- the guy in his avatar (christ..can you imagine the two of them together??)
PG- punky brewster
T-Hawk- is there a modern day Fonzie? Him.
Sarge- You have it all wrong. Chris Penn. Yes, I know he's dead. But it's a fit. And this this is all fantasy, here. Just jerking off. If you were going to do it for real, you'd have Sarge narrate the thing, and you'd never see him. In that case, get a good talker for the audio. Sean Penn would be a nice fit.
Chuck Chillout- one of the creatures from the Gorillaz videos
MDS- Jeckle
SD - Adam Sandler
FS61 - John Rhys-Davies / Gimli
Zanshin- Clive Owen
Sus- Peter from Family Guy
MURP- any white fullback, whoever you can get
Fast Freddie-The PC guy from the apple commercials
igy -- Heckle
Father Demon- the bailiff from Night Court
geowhizzer-- speaking of tall, Lurch from the Adams Family
MMH- mandy patinkin
Smeags- I still don't know who the farg this is. mpmcgraw? Beanesometingorother? for farg sake I lose track of this shtein. people who change their farging names all time goddamn it
BigEd76- Conan Obrien
Rome- John Belushi, angry
Mussa- this farging guy is woody harrelson
Beermonkey- Kevin Spacey / Kaiser Soze
Lurking Weirdo- Mel Gibson
Sunmo- charlie sheen
Yeti-Ted Nugent
Feva- I only know three black actors so I flipped a coin and came up with that guy who was in Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood. Whatshisname.
you will have to fill roles of people we've lost along the way, of course:
Wingspan -- turdle
Nonebetta --
Hoyda --
the deranged ex-cop, I forget his name? Trotterfan? --
Dio, I grew up being called Punky Brewster. :-D
Quote from: Diomedes on June 13, 2011, 10:20:27 PM
geowhizzer-- speaking of tall, Lurch from the Adams Family
You raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang?
Dio nails it with Richard Moll as Demon. I really don't know what to make of my role in his movie though.
i had to googe jeckle because im under 60 and not some retread hipster
i get it. 2/5.
Or you're just stupid. It could go either way.
or im not old
i mean when i saw a picture of them i recognized the characters but i didnt actually know they had a name
some of us watch sports
Cockfights and bullfighting are not sports.
Creepy, people tell me I look like Paul McCartney.
I saw a pic of you in your bedroom. :paranoid
ha ha you wish.
Bionic,
That is farging hilarious! Good job.
Quote from: Yeti on June 14, 2011, 12:52:07 AM
ha ha you wish.
You're right. He saw a pic of you in his bedroom.
Dio = Hunter S Thompson
you = cillian murphy
He's dreamy, and weirdly one of my favorite actors. Also, this whole exercise is farging retarded.
RJS = Timmay
Rusty = the lead singer from Weezer.
kinda frightening that you know what the lead singer of weezer looks like
Just like Buddy Holly?
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 14, 2011, 01:24:04 PM
kinda frightening that you know what the lead singer of weezer looks like
Why is that?
Why even respond to a statement like that? Jesus, we have some slow learners around here.
Are you saying that you aren't looking forward to hearing about how white they are and that white people music can suck it?
igs = Patton Oswalt
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 14, 2011, 01:15:19 PM
Rusty = the lead singer from Weezer.
went to my high school
Quote from: Eagaholic on June 14, 2011, 11:44:20 AM
Dio = Hunter S Thompson
Exactly! Just don't blow your brains out Dio.
Quote from: Diomedes on June 14, 2011, 06:11:19 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 14, 2011, 01:15:19 PM
Rusty = the lead singer from Weezer.
went to my high school
Rusty went to your high school? Were you one of the super geniuses he knew?
This conversation gets more stimulating with each post.
C'mon, the odds of me being able to recall that tidbit are farging astronomical. Quality stuff, right there.
It's either really awesome that you remembered that or really pathetic. Probably both.
I'll settle for both.