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Title: CF The Movie
Post by: hbionic on June 10, 2011, 08:25:02 PM
It's about time we start thinking about making a movie.

Who would would play who?

Phatty- Jeff Ross
rjs- Elijah Wood
PG-Justin Bieber
T-Hawk- Daniel Tosh
Sarge- Sean Penn as 'Sam Dawson' (I am Sam) in character
Chuck Chillout- Joe Clair
General Failure- Chunk from the Goonies
MDS- Giovani Ribisi
Diomedes- Alan Rickman (the German guy from Diehard...must wear beard)
SD-Pauly shore
FS64-Anthony Hopkins
IGY- Fat Joe or any other wanna black person
hbionic-Mario Lopez (because of the obvious similarties)
Zanshin- Diedrich Bader as 'Rex' (Napoleon Dynamite) in character
Phreak- Russel Crowe (shaved head)
Sus-John Goodman
MURP-Stone Cold Steve Austin
DieHard-Mark Walberg
Fast Freddie-John Leguizamo
Munson- Woddy Harrelson (who else?)
King Cole-
Father Demon- Richard Kiel (both equally tall and pretty)
MMH- Ted Danson
Mad-Lad- Hayden Christensen
FS61-Kenny Rogers
phillymic2000-Brad William Henke
Paco- Horatio Sanz
Smeags-Jason Statham
BigEd76-Chris Christie
Rome-Michael Gross
Mussa-Simon Cowell
Charlie-
Beermonkey-
Don Ho- Graham Greene
Eagaholic- Dana Carvey
Lurking Weirdo-
4thand26-David Cross
reese- Lou Ferigno
Eagles Legendz
Sunmo-Ricky Jervais
Yeti-Paul McCartney
Feva- Denzel
Shorebird- George Carlin
QB Eagles- Mike Birbiglia

------There is still a bunch of you f'ers that I need to add. Help me out here

Plot?

Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: hbionic on June 10, 2011, 08:25:29 PM
No, I do not have anything better to do.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 10, 2011, 08:39:21 PM
phatty - Jeff Ross is farging brilliant.  Freddie being portrayed by John Leguizamo is hilarious.  LOL @ PG and Russell. 

lurking weirdo would most definitely be portrayed by David Duke.  In fact, I'm not convinced they aren't one in the same. 

Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: MDS on June 10, 2011, 08:43:29 PM
this is super, super gay

i demand producer credit
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 10, 2011, 08:47:01 PM
lolol

Now everytime I read Dio's posts it will be with a German accent in my head.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: reese125 on June 10, 2011, 09:59:26 PM
I would love to do make-up. Thanks.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: SD on June 10, 2011, 10:13:29 PM
Pauly Shore? I don't know if I've ever been so insulted.


rjs/Elijah Woods  :-D
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: ice grillin you on June 10, 2011, 10:13:40 PM
lol fat joe is puerto rican/cuban
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Zanshin on June 10, 2011, 10:38:11 PM
Hbionic, watch yer cornhole, bud.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 10, 2011, 10:44:48 PM
That's the Office Space Deidrich Bader.  Napolean Dynamite Deidrich Bader was a fake ninja who wore zubas and married a tranny.  Pretty much how I imagine you actually being.  Minus the tranny wife. 
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Zanshin on June 10, 2011, 10:46:57 PM
Never saw it. My wife will be thrilled to hear you don't think she's a tranny.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Eagaholic on June 10, 2011, 10:49:28 PM
I can see Chuggie played by the Taco Bell talking chihuahua, it's pretty much a gimme.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: SD on June 10, 2011, 10:50:13 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 10, 2011, 10:44:48 PM
That's the Office Space Deidrich Bader.  Napolean Dynamite Deidrich Bader was a fake ninja who wore zubas and married a tranny.  Pretty much how I imagine you actually being.  Minus the tranny wife. 

I never made the connection that they were the same person

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on June 10, 2011, 11:08:50 PM
can't decide if this is the worst or best thing i've ever seen.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 10, 2011, 11:11:30 PM
This is easily one of the worst threads ever, no doubt about that.  The fact that it's received this many responses shows just how awful this place, and you people, are. 
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Zanshin on June 10, 2011, 11:11:32 PM
IGY?
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 10, 2011, 11:13:39 PM
seriously?
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 10, 2011, 11:14:37 PM
Zip it Beiber. 
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on June 10, 2011, 11:27:27 PM
Where's Feva?

You have to at least put the black dude in the movie before killing him off first.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: ice grillin you on June 10, 2011, 11:30:54 PM
feva couldnt make it due to other committments so instead we got lurking weirdo to play him

(http://www.thegrio.com/uploads/danson_l.jpg)
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 10, 2011, 11:32:49 PM
Could ya have at least had me played by someone without a penis? Sheesh!
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: SD on June 10, 2011, 11:35:02 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 10, 2011, 11:32:49 PM
Could ya have at least had me played by someone without a penis? Sheesh!

he did
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 10, 2011, 11:38:03 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 10, 2011, 11:32:49 PM
Could ya have at least had me played by someone without a penis? Sheesh!

And more body hair.  Accuracy is important. 
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 10, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
lol this thread is awesome.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: hbionic on June 11, 2011, 02:24:01 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 10, 2011, 11:13:39 PM
seriously?

Hey...you didn't complain about Stone Cold Steve Austin.


***List has been updated***

If you see someone I missed....let me know and I'll update it.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Tomahawk on June 13, 2011, 01:57:32 PM
When you say GF is played by Chunk from the Goonies, do you mean the actor that played Chunk or the character?
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: hbionic on June 13, 2011, 03:29:44 PM
Chunk the character.

The actor today looks nothing like he did when he was younger. Chunk as the all powerful Big Brother, would be kickass.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: BigEd76 on June 13, 2011, 03:31:57 PM
GF should be whatever actor resembles Comic Book Guy from Simpsons
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: hbionic on June 13, 2011, 03:39:50 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on June 13, 2011, 03:31:57 PM
GF should be whatever actor resembles Comic Book Guy from Simpsons

Winner.

Thanks BigEd.

Any other tweaks or suggestions? I need to work on my writing, so I'm going to follow through on a pseudo-script...just need to finish up on who plays who and any missing board members I missed.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: hbionic on June 13, 2011, 03:42:31 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on June 13, 2011, 03:31:57 PM
GF should be whatever actor resembles Comic Book Guy from Simpsons

Not an actor but Chef Mario Batali

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIyK1fSP0KXXJwHk1y1kISmZ8rh0qjHCKBDiP0CJVAz5m87y1i5w)
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 13, 2011, 05:07:55 PM
Quote from: hbionic on June 13, 2011, 03:39:50 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on June 13, 2011, 03:31:57 PM
GF should be whatever actor resembles Comic Book Guy from Simpsons

Winner.

Thanks BigEd.

Any other tweaks or suggestions? I need to work on my writing, so I'm going to follow through on a pseudo-script...just need to finish up on who plays who and any missing board members I missed.

Just goes to show that sooner or later, everyone living in LA tries to write a screen play. 
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 13, 2011, 09:22:28 PM
This is... I can't really find the words to describe this.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Diomedes on June 13, 2011, 10:20:27 PM
Phatty- the most interesting man in the world guy, young
rjs- the guy in his avatar (christ..can you imagine the two of them together??)
PG- punky brewster
T-Hawk- is there a modern day Fonzie?  Him.
Sarge- You have it all wrong.  Chris Penn.  Yes, I know he's dead.  But it's a fit.  And this this is all fantasy, here.  Just jerking off.  If you were going to do it for real, you'd have Sarge narrate the thing, and you'd never see him.  In that case, get a good talker for the audio.  Sean Penn would be a nice fit.
Chuck Chillout- one of the creatures from the Gorillaz videos
MDS- Jeckle
SD - Adam Sandler
FS61 - John Rhys-Davies / Gimli
Zanshin- Clive Owen
Sus- Peter from Family Guy
MURP- any white fullback, whoever you can get
Fast Freddie-The PC guy from the apple commercials
igy -- Heckle
Father Demon- the bailiff from Night Court
geowhizzer-- speaking of tall, Lurch from the Adams Family
MMH- mandy patinkin
Smeags- I still don't know who the farg this is.  mpmcgraw?  Beanesometingorother?  for farg sake I lose track of this shtein.  people who change their farging names all time goddamn it
BigEd76- Conan Obrien
Rome- John Belushi, angry
Mussa- this farging guy is woody harrelson
Beermonkey-  Kevin Spacey / Kaiser Soze
Lurking Weirdo- Mel Gibson
Sunmo- charlie sheen
Yeti-Ted Nugent
Feva- I only know three black actors so I flipped a coin and came up with that guy who was in Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood. Whatshisname.

you will have to fill roles of people we've lost along the way, of course:

Wingspan -- turdle
Nonebetta --
Hoyda --
the deranged ex-cop, I forget his name?  Trotterfan? --
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 13, 2011, 10:21:13 PM
Dio, I grew up being called Punky Brewster.  :-D
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 13, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on June 13, 2011, 10:20:27 PM
geowhizzer-- speaking of tall, Lurch from the Adams Family

You raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang?
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 13, 2011, 11:05:28 PM
Dio nails it with Richard Moll as Demon.  I really don't know what to make of my role in his movie though. 
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: MDS on June 13, 2011, 11:33:01 PM
i had to googe jeckle because im under 60 and not some retread hipster

i get it. 2/5.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: General_Failure on June 13, 2011, 11:49:53 PM
Or you're just stupid. It could go either way.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: MDS on June 14, 2011, 12:00:17 AM
or im not old

i mean when i saw a picture of them i recognized the characters but i didnt actually know they had a name

some of us watch sports
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: General_Failure on June 14, 2011, 12:15:51 AM
Cockfights and bullfighting are not sports.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Yeti on June 14, 2011, 12:22:55 AM
Creepy, people tell me I look like Paul McCartney.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: hbionic on June 14, 2011, 12:39:03 AM
I saw a pic of you in your bedroom.  :paranoid
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Yeti on June 14, 2011, 12:52:07 AM
ha ha you wish.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Don Ho on June 14, 2011, 04:22:19 AM
Bionic,

That is farging hilarious!  Good job. 

Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Zanshin on June 14, 2011, 08:04:35 AM
Quote from: Yeti on June 14, 2011, 12:52:07 AM
ha ha you wish.

You're right. He saw a pic of you in his bedroom.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Eagaholic on June 14, 2011, 11:44:20 AM
Dio = Hunter S Thompson
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: rjs246 on June 14, 2011, 11:51:30 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on June 14, 2011, 11:44:20 AM
Dio = Hunter S Thompson

Consider me crushed.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: ice grillin you on June 14, 2011, 12:30:04 PM
you = cillian murphy
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: rjs246 on June 14, 2011, 12:35:19 PM
He's dreamy, and weirdly one of my favorite actors. Also, this whole exercise is farging retarded.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Eagaholic on June 14, 2011, 12:44:21 PM
RJS = Timmay
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 14, 2011, 01:15:19 PM
Rusty = the lead singer from Weezer. 
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: ice grillin you on June 14, 2011, 01:24:04 PM
kinda frightening that you know what the lead singer of weezer looks like
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: General_Failure on June 14, 2011, 01:30:26 PM
Just like Buddy Holly?
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 14, 2011, 01:45:15 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 14, 2011, 01:24:04 PM
kinda frightening that you know what the lead singer of weezer looks like

Why is that? 
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: rjs246 on June 14, 2011, 01:47:55 PM
Why even respond to a statement like that? Jesus, we have some slow learners around here.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 14, 2011, 01:56:07 PM
Are you saying that you aren't looking forward to hearing about how white they are and that white people music can suck it? 
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: BigEd76 on June 14, 2011, 02:26:51 PM
igs = Patton Oswalt
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Diomedes on June 14, 2011, 06:11:19 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 14, 2011, 01:15:19 PM
Rusty = the lead singer from Weezer. 

went to my high school
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Don Ho on June 14, 2011, 08:38:08 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on June 14, 2011, 11:44:20 AM
Dio = Hunter S Thompson

Exactly!  Just don't blow your brains out Dio.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Zanshin on June 15, 2011, 04:12:28 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on June 14, 2011, 06:11:19 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 14, 2011, 01:15:19 PM
Rusty = the lead singer from Weezer. 

went to my high school

Rusty went to your high school? Were you one of the super geniuses he knew?
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: rjs246 on June 15, 2011, 04:21:47 PM
This conversation gets more stimulating with each post.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Zanshin on June 15, 2011, 04:23:19 PM
C'mon, the odds of me being able to recall that tidbit are farging astronomical. Quality stuff, right there.
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 15, 2011, 06:21:22 PM
It's either really awesome that you remembered that or really pathetic.  Probably both. 
Title: Re: CF The Movie
Post by: Zanshin on June 16, 2011, 09:31:35 AM
I'll settle for both.