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Title: coffee makers
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 08, 2011, 11:50:39 AM
So, our coffee maker served us fairly well for years but started leaking today. It was a Hamilton Beach carafe-less model that they now claim as their "commercial" offering. Whatever. We're in the market for a new 8-to14-cup drip coffee maker.

The Cuisinart 14-cup model seems to be well regarded. Other people swear by Bunn and other brands. Anyone particularly enamored with their maker and want to talk me into it?
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 08, 2011, 11:52:20 AM
Just take one from the breakroom at work.  Then when they replace it with a brand new one, swap them. 
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: ice grillin you on February 08, 2011, 11:56:44 AM
i dont drink coffee but my girl swears by those machines that you put in the coffee that comes in a container that looks like a gigantic individual cream youd get at a diner

i cant remember the name of them but everyone has them now

but i think they only make single cups and it sounds like you wanna make pots
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: SunMo on February 08, 2011, 11:57:07 AM
Keurig

Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Diomedes on February 08, 2011, 11:57:14 AM
Our cheapo whatever-brand works just fine.  I doubt we paid more than $20.

I enourage you to spend ten times that though, I'm sure it makes coffee taste ten times better, every farging day!
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: smeags on February 08, 2011, 12:00:04 PM
we have a mr coffee 12 cup model. works great and we got it for $20 at walmart.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 08, 2011, 12:01:41 PM
Quote from: SunMo on February 08, 2011, 11:57:07 AM
Keurig


Keurig's are fine if you're single or no one else drinks coffee in the household.  My buddy has a Tassimo that he got to replace his Keurig which died, he swears the Tassimo is a much better unit.  I need to upgrade my coffee maker as the old hamilton beach i had is leaking slightly 
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: charlie on February 08, 2011, 12:02:55 PM
I can't imagine how utterly boring one's life must be to wind up being "enamored" with a coffee maker.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Diomedes on February 08, 2011, 12:06:51 PM
Set that aside for the moment then, and try to imagine polling your internet friends on a lousy football messageboard about it.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: BigEd76 on February 08, 2011, 12:07:27 PM
Hamilton Beach BrewStation
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Diomedes on February 08, 2011, 12:08:07 PM
^^^

there it is.


It burns when I pee.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: ice grillin you on February 08, 2011, 12:09:57 PM
Quote from: charlie on February 08, 2011, 12:02:55 PM
I can't imagine how utterly boring one's life must be to wind up being "enamored" with a coffee maker.

coffee is an addiction no different than a drug...so people are quite emphatical about it...think of the maker as a crackheads personal pipe
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 08, 2011, 12:13:30 PM
1. Both sb36 and me have leaky Hamilton Beach coffeemakers. Meanwhile, Ed recommends that I replace with another.

2. The rest of you managed to be even less helpful than I expected. I'm impressed.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Diomedes on February 08, 2011, 12:17:18 PM
emphatical?

lol
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: ice grillin you on February 08, 2011, 12:21:40 PM
1. Uttered with emphasis; made prominent and impressive by a
      peculiar stress of voice; laying stress; deserving of
      stress or emphasis; forcible; impressive; strong; as, to
      remonstrate in an emphatic manner; emphatic denials; an
      emphatic word; an emphatic tone; emphatic reasoning.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: BigEd76 on February 08, 2011, 12:23:47 PM
ah damn...didn't see that you already have that.  I've never had any issues with mine, so if it's giving you problems, go in a different direction...
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: charlie on February 08, 2011, 12:28:01 PM
Go out and get the percolator that my 92 year old grandmother has been using for about 60 years.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Diomedes on February 08, 2011, 12:34:31 PM
And then take it and shove it up your farging ass.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: rjs246 on February 08, 2011, 12:38:24 PM
Just get a french press and stop being so goddamned lazy.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 08, 2011, 12:40:03 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 08, 2011, 12:23:47 PM
ah damn...didn't see that you already have that.  I've never had any issues with mine, so if it's giving you problems, go in a different direction...

I bought it for $24 at a Walmart Black Friday sale in either 2006 or 2007 and it has served us pretty well. But apparently the newer models put the spout closer to the lever, so spillage is impossible to avoid if using a thicker cup, like a travel mug.

Quote from: rjs246 on February 08, 2011, 12:38:24 PM
Just get a french press and stop being so goddamned lazy.

Not everyone works at home all day, sunshine.


Will someone please get Dio some mj? Dude has some aggression issues today.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 08, 2011, 12:49:28 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on February 08, 2011, 12:40:03 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 08, 2011, 12:23:47 PM
ah damn...didn't see that you already have that.  I've never had any issues with mine, so if it's giving you problems, go in a different direction...

I bought it for $24 at a Walmart Black Friday sale in either 2006 or 2007 and it has served us pretty well. But apparently the newer models put the spout closer to the lever, so spillage is impossible to avoid if using a thicker cup, like a travel mug.

We had the same exact issue, it worked ok at first, but its gotten worse over time. 
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: charlie on February 08, 2011, 12:53:50 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on February 08, 2011, 12:49:28 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on February 08, 2011, 12:40:03 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 08, 2011, 12:23:47 PM
ah damn...didn't see that you already have that.  I've never had any issues with mine, so if it's giving you problems, go in a different direction...

I bought it for $24 at a Walmart Black Friday sale in either 2006 or 2007 and it has served us pretty well. But apparently the newer models put the spout closer to the lever, so spillage is impossible to avoid if using a thicker cup, like a travel mug.

We had the same exact issue, it worked ok at first, but its gotten worse over time. 

Welcome to... anything ever manufactured.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 08, 2011, 12:57:35 PM
Do you ever get tired of being a miserable funhole?
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 08, 2011, 12:59:50 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on February 08, 2011, 12:57:35 PM
Do you ever get tired of being a miserable funhole?

In context I am fairly certain that you're talking to charlie, but you could be talking to a number of different douches on this board.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: charlie on February 08, 2011, 01:11:44 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on February 08, 2011, 12:57:35 PM
Do you ever get tired of being a miserable funhole?

Not really.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 08, 2011, 02:01:26 PM
We love our Krups 12 cup one. Had it now since early 2005 and its awesome.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: phattymatty on February 08, 2011, 02:05:42 PM
how about you just order a diarrhea machine and just skip the entire coffee step.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: General_Failure on February 08, 2011, 02:28:00 PM
I don't think FF is responsible enough to have a baby.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Diomedes on February 08, 2011, 02:30:33 PM
Huh.  Well I guess that helps to explains why he's got two of them.

Two, right?  Girls?  I need to update my files.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: General_Failure on February 08, 2011, 02:31:56 PM
Most people who have kids shouldn't. Shame there isn't a law against that sort of thing.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 08, 2011, 02:37:10 PM
If there were pregnancy laws then we could finally end this whole abortion debate.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on February 08, 2011, 08:42:51 PM
My employer recently pulled all of the little coffee-club machines in all of the buildings and replaced 'em with big, industrial-sized Keurig machines. And plumbed them. And they now supply us all with a shteinload of free coffee and such (including hot cocoa). I don't know what got into the execs.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 08, 2011, 09:06:04 PM
Probably the feds and now they're trying to boost workplace moral so you keep quiet. 
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 08, 2011, 09:08:05 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 08, 2011, 09:06:04 PM
Probably the feds and now they're trying to boost workplace moral so you keep quiet. 

IGY = big brother
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on February 08, 2011, 09:12:23 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 08, 2011, 09:06:04 PM
Probably the feds and now they're trying to boost workplace moral so you keep quiet. 

Nah...we already went through things with the feds.

(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8371/koz.jpg)
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Eagaholic on February 09, 2011, 12:57:19 AM
Probably some groundbreaking new study that correlates worker productivity and caffeine.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Diomedes on February 09, 2011, 06:50:42 AM
The CEO is bonking a floozy whose brother owns the coffee machine company.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Rome on February 09, 2011, 07:42:08 AM
lol
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: smeags on February 09, 2011, 08:24:25 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 08, 2011, 02:30:33 PM
Huh.  Well I guess that helps to explains why he's got two of them.

Two, right?  Girls?  I need to update my files.

affirmative.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: DH on February 09, 2011, 09:57:20 AM
how and/or why you people remember where, when and for how much you bought your coffee maker for is beyond me
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: ice grillin you on February 09, 2011, 10:36:33 AM
specific to this topic im telling you coffee be serious bidness to folk....in general does it surpise you that people are by nature weird
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: smeags on February 09, 2011, 10:49:35 AM
Quote from: DH on February 09, 2011, 09:57:20 AM
how and/or why you people remember where, when and for how much you bought your coffee maker for is beyond me

in 10yrs it will all make sense.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 09, 2011, 11:00:51 AM
I went with this one. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001NGO27W/ref=oss_product)

Thanks for your help, everyone!
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: DH on February 09, 2011, 11:18:09 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 09, 2011, 10:36:33 AM
in general does it surpise you that people are by nature weird

no...someone (i think it was you) mentioned yesterday that they dont know how much their season tix were and i fall in the same category. seeing as my tickets are a top 3 possession of mine and i dont know how much they are, i cant imagine ever remembering how much i paid for a coffee maker back in 2005.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Diomedes on February 09, 2011, 11:43:03 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on February 09, 2011, 11:00:51 AM
I went with this one. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001NGO27W/ref=oss_product)

Thanks for your help, everyone!

Big mistake.  Huge mistake.
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 09, 2011, 11:43:30 AM
farg. Really?
Title: Re: coffee makers
Post by: Diomedes on February 09, 2011, 11:45:06 AM
Ha!  I think you are getting funnier over time.  

More likely, I'm getting dumber, but I'll give you credit anyway.