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Bandwagon Central => Other Sports => Topic started by: lurking wierdo on November 12, 2010, 09:08:44 AM

Title: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: lurking wierdo on November 12, 2010, 09:08:44 AM
So, Sammy is back. I was always a Sammy fan. For you younger guys, he was a player who put up prodigious numbers but seemed to never live up to potential. You see, for all the extra base hits, he never met a 2 foot outside slider he didn't like. He played during the transition of performance enhancing drugs from speed to juice and HGH. He was traded for a slightly younger guy who had a major case of bacne and nuts the size of bb's. Most of us liked the way the trade worked out (Lenny led the '93 team to the series), but still hold a place for a hustler like Samuel. He averaged the mythical quad double during his 5 years with the Fightins'. It's nice to welcome back a fan favorite like Juan and hopefully he can bring as much to the table as Davey Lopes.
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie [sub]coach[/sub]
Post by: SunMo on November 12, 2010, 09:09:29 AM
worst thread ever.
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie [sub]coach[/sub]
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 12, 2010, 09:10:53 AM
Quote from: SunMo on November 12, 2010, 09:09:29 AM
worst thread ever.

2nd
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: SD on November 12, 2010, 10:03:20 AM
Thanks for the info!!!!
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: smeags on November 12, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
such a shame the phillies never juan a world series while he was a player here.
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: phattymatty on November 12, 2010, 10:24:05 AM
never heard of this guy. standard phillies.
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: lurking wierdo on November 12, 2010, 10:50:36 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on November 12, 2010, 10:24:05 AM
never heard of this guy. standard phillies.
Oh, his names out there on that wall on Ashburn Alley..........oh you probably haven't heard of Ashburn either.
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: smeags on November 12, 2010, 10:54:10 AM
wow
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 12, 2010, 11:03:27 AM
lurking wierdo = raging dumbass
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on November 12, 2010, 11:04:40 AM
 :-D
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 12, 2010, 02:08:10 PM
I jaunder what kind of impact this will have on the Phils' running game. 
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: smeags on November 12, 2010, 02:27:45 PM
i know i juanna see the team run more.
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: charlie on November 12, 2010, 02:34:34 PM
That might be funny the third time...

..might.
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: phattymatty on November 12, 2010, 02:35:05 PM
damn, he's the guy whose poster was on my wall growing up. now i remember.
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 12, 2010, 02:35:32 PM
Remember this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1eEdO1yYNw&feature=related)
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: SunMo on November 12, 2010, 02:40:03 PM
what only happens when you're there?  WHAT!?
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: smeags on November 12, 2010, 02:55:03 PM
thanks for reminding me of steve jeltz.
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: phillycrew on November 12, 2010, 03:14:45 PM
Orgasmic joy of Juan Samuel?  :deion
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: QB Eagles on November 12, 2010, 05:02:34 PM
it's nice to have all this info in a totally separate thread from the other info
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: rjs246 on November 12, 2010, 05:12:19 PM
I'm pretty sure I had a Juan Samuel Starting Lineup figurine but other than that, and the fact that I'm alive and have ears and eyes, I've never heard of this guy.
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 12, 2010, 05:13:02 PM
What's Dickie Thon up to these days?
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: lurking wierdo on November 12, 2010, 07:04:48 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 12, 2010, 05:13:02 PM
What's Dickie Thon up to these days?

Walking around on his wooden leg with his parrot on his shoulder and his hook for a hand.
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: MDS on November 12, 2010, 07:42:40 PM
i wasnt even alive when that commercial was made

old people suck
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: SD on November 12, 2010, 10:04:22 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 12, 2010, 07:42:40 PM
i wasnt even alive when that commercial was made

Life was much better then
Title: Re: Juan Samuel, Philadelphia Phillie (coach)
Post by: Rome on November 13, 2010, 05:30:03 AM
Juan Samuel hit the first home run in Wrigley Field night game history.  Sadly the home run didn't count since the game got rained out before becoming official.[/Easy]