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Title: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Rome on July 26, 2010, 04:25:59 PM
 :flipoff
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: paco on July 26, 2010, 05:22:38 PM
Empire Strikes Back- Not a bad movie. Vader is Lukes father.  Luke earns the nickname "lefty" and takes up a career in golf.  4 stars out of 5
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: ice grillin you on July 26, 2010, 05:37:10 PM
kevin spacey made up kaiser soze
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 26, 2010, 05:51:42 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow's head is in the box.

Bruce Willis is dead.

Tyler Durden is just inside Ed Norton's head.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Rome on July 26, 2010, 06:45:41 PM
You're all on my list.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: General_Failure on July 26, 2010, 07:47:58 PM
You're all on Rome's list.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Diomedes on July 26, 2010, 07:49:08 PM
I'm on his Mom from time to time.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Rome on July 26, 2010, 08:06:50 PM
Now there's a movie I wouldn't mind seeing.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Diomedes on July 26, 2010, 08:12:42 PM
You're a lot like your Mom, Rome

She really started acting dirty only after I told her you were peeping on our sessions.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 26, 2010, 08:23:48 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 26, 2010, 05:37:10 PM
kevin spacey made up kaiser soze

And then gets shot in the head by his neighbor.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 26, 2010, 08:26:13 PM
It was really the ONE Armed MAN. 
Bruce Willis was the ghost, not the ghosts
Joker should not have asked to dance with the devil in the pale moon light
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Rome on July 26, 2010, 08:31:25 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 26, 2010, 08:12:42 PM
You're a lot like your Mom, Rome

She really started acting dirty only after I told her you were peeping on our sessions.

I hope you're using lube on her musty corpse because it's been five years since she bit the dust.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Diomedes on July 26, 2010, 08:34:46 PM
Huh.  And only five days since she bit my meat.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Rome on July 26, 2010, 08:38:36 PM
Who you gonna call...???

Ghostbiters!
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Yeti on July 26, 2010, 09:36:20 PM
I saw Lord of the Rings. 
It was good.
There was a bad ring.
Munson grabbed it from Frodo
and fell into the volcano.
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Post by: LBIggle on July 26, 2010, 09:36:46 PM
he's not really a talent agent.. and there's not really a job.
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Post by: Diomedes on July 26, 2010, 09:40:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 26, 2010, 09:36:20 PM
I saw Lord of the Rings. 
It was good.
There was a bad ring.
Munson grabbed it from Frodo
and fell into the volcano.

You really do have a thing for midgets don't you.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Munson on July 26, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 26, 2010, 09:36:20 PM
I saw Lord of the Rings. 
It was good.
There was a bad ring.
Munson grabbed it from Frodo
and fell into the volcano.

my precccciousssss
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 26, 2010, 10:05:02 PM
Guy Pearce was getting played by that ugly skinny bitch from The Matrix the whole time.
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Post by: Eagles_Legendz on July 26, 2010, 10:34:49 PM
Christian Bale has a twin.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Rome on July 26, 2010, 10:35:58 PM
Rosebud was an aborted fetus.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: General_Failure on July 26, 2010, 10:41:02 PM
Bruce Leroy is the master.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: ice grillin you on July 27, 2010, 06:31:36 AM
thread has gone on for about one and three quarter pages too long
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 27, 2010, 07:35:24 AM
There are a bunch of dead Hugh Jackmans in water tanks!
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Rome on July 27, 2010, 07:36:31 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 27, 2010, 06:31:36 AM
thread has gone on for about one and three quarter pages too long

the same can be said for every thread ever created here.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 27, 2010, 08:24:18 AM
Sometimes I wish the domain would just expire.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Diomedes on July 27, 2010, 08:35:21 AM
But I love you guys. 
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Post by: charlie on July 27, 2010, 08:47:29 AM
Bill Murray is just wearing makeup!
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Post by: paco on July 27, 2010, 09:42:20 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 27, 2010, 07:35:24 AM
There are a bunch of dead Hugh Jackmans in water tanks!
Alien: Resurrection   
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Yeti on July 27, 2010, 07:17:54 PM
A long time ago I saw Planet of the Apes.
An Astronaut crashes into a planet run by apes.
Later he discovers it is really Earth and the Apes took over.

Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 27, 2010, 07:28:44 PM
Despite SunMo"s avatar, Charlie DOES end up winning... the entire chocolate factory!

Oh, and Norman Bates' mother is dead, so "mother" is just an alternate persona inside his head.

Finkle is Einhorn; Einhorn is Finkle!

My favorite one is that in "Signs," there is no real twist... There are actually aliens with bad intentions.
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Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 27, 2010, 10:17:57 PM
Donnie Darko gets smushed by a jet engine.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Munson on July 27, 2010, 10:18:33 PM
What movie's that from?
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 27, 2010, 10:20:41 PM
Star Wars.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Munson on July 27, 2010, 10:25:47 PM
I thought Darko Vader's first name was Anakin? wtf farg this thread.
Title: Re: Movie Reviews With Spoilers - Post Them Here iceholes
Post by: Yeti on July 27, 2010, 10:33:23 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on July 27, 2010, 10:20:41 PM
Star Wars.

:-D