I used to get my Mom every other year or so with the "fill the sugar bowl with salt" trick. She'd stumble into the kitchen, dump two heaping spoonfuls into her coffee, and get quite a jolt.
Taping the spray nozzle at the kitchen sink and setting it so whoever turns the faucet on gets a dousing is good for a laugh too.
Give me some other ideas.
Flush the toilet and then turn the water off. Wait for someone to take a big dump and see how long it takes them to figure it out.
Take the battery out of a cellphone, see how long it takes whoever to figure it out.
One of my favorites that never gets old is the ole' shaving cream under the care door handle. Make sure you get it up there were nobody can see it. Works on tailgate handle also.
A hunk of Limburger cheese on the engine manifold.
I worked with a guy who would eat anything that anyone left unattended. One of us took chocolate ex-lax and wrapped it in a Hershey bar wrapper and left it on the blueprint table. Well he started taking pieces as he walked by, ate the last piece when going to the bathroom for the first time. The guy went home and shtein everywere. Even shtein the bed.
I won't do anything involving blood piss or shtein. I'm not trying to make enemies.
put a baby in the oven
get your moms deodorant stick and take out all the inside stuff and replace it with cream cheese
It's been 18 years since I lived with her, and besides, that sounds like a lot of work.
Keep the suggestions coming, you guys are just great.
a lot of work? turn the little wheel until all the deodorant is out. cmon dio...stop being so damn lazy
That part I dig...it's getting the cream cheese in that I'm unsure of..
the cheese already comes in a block--philadelphia cream cheese
cut it the size of the deodorant stick and put it right in there
I guess I've never taken a stick of deoderent apart...perhaps I'll give it a try.
Any other bright ideas?
If you work in cubicle hell, there is always saran wrapping a co-workers workstation.
Tin foil and police tape, if available, also work well.
dio fire bombed the office environment a few years ago and is now a laborer. so i suggest urinating in your co-workers lunch boxes and dropping some crazy glue in the finger tips of their ditch digging gloves.
as added torture, you can change all the pre sets on their car stereos to limbaugh. although that might be a little over the top.
these guy revere Limbaugh.
I'd have to switch the pre-sets to hip hop to get them
I'm not going to farg with anyone's food either. Food, piss, shtein, and blood no go.
slap some obama 2012 stickers on their cars then.
that's more like it.
the builder just got a brand new GMC 2500 4x4, all the bells and whistles. the other guys on the job been chiding him for buying a truck from Obama.
There are stores in the mall like Spencer's and Hot Topic that sell magnetic bumper stickers. We got a few that said fun stuff like "I love gay porn", and " I eat man meat". We'd put them on the passenger sides of co-worker's cars as they sat in the parking lot at work, just under their side mirror. Who checks the side of their car before driving home? Any rate, we stuck it on one dude's car on a Friday. Monday morning he came back to work, and it was still there. He had been driving around all weekend with it on there. Wasn't thrilled when someone pointed at it at lunch and asked about it.
well done
Also, the phony lottery tickets kick ass. Mix it in with a bunch of real ones, and pass them around the break room.
All time favorite was I put a bumper sticker on my colleges car that read - in big, bold, colorful letters - GAY AND PROUD OF IT.
He didn't notice it for over a week :evil
did he notice all of the gaymanbuttsecks he was having? because if he didn't then i'd say he's actually gay.
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on March 20, 2010, 11:07:38 PM
Also, the phony lottery tickets kick ass. Mix it in with a bunch of real ones, and pass them around the break room.
That's not cool. Seriously, if I was handed a ticket a "won" a mil, to then only be told "April Fool's!", I would have to murder someone.
yep. just ask this guy:
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