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yeah you did.
I ate 7 different kinds of cheese at a superbowl party.
Why has Father Demon forsaken us?
My breakfast of choice this morning was a banana. My girlfriend had bought these humongoid bananas at the grocery store the other day (must have been a black banana tree). Anyways, I felt a little uneasy and a lot gay choosing which one I wanted to eat. Logic says I would have gone for the thick long one...but I went for the shorter crooked one. I still cried.
What the farg?
best thread in months
Quote from: Diomedes on February 09, 2010, 12:00:13 PM
best thread in months
has it really gotten that bad around here?
Yes, it has.
MURP is gone.
FF, for better or worse, is gone.
Demon is gone.
Most of the talk revolves around politics (I'm the major culprit there).
No one posts anything remotely humorous and if they try IGY tells everyone how un-funny it is.
Almost all conversation is driven by IGY and MDS.
Not a single thread exists without IGY and/or MDS talking about how stupid Munson is. shtein, I was the one who started all of the Munson hatred years ago and even I have let it go.
This place is farged.
Mom jokes anyone?
the bad part is i cant let this place go. It's my purgatory
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on February 09, 2010, 12:28:36 PM
the bad part is i cant let this place go. It's my purgatory
It's the only reason this place is still alive...
munson sucks
I miss SD.
I miss Fast Freddie. R.I.P. (unless he dislodged himself under that heavy rock).
At least we still have big brother? And each other?
SD leaving was unexpected, i saw why FF and Demon left, though i dont think political crap is enought to do that to me. SD NB'd himself
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2010, 12:26:59 PM
Yes, it has.
MURP is gone.
FF, for better or worse, is gone.
Demon is gone.
Most of the talk revolves around politics (I'm the major culprit there).
No one posts anything remotely humorous and if they try IGY tells everyone how un-funny it is.
Almost all conversation is driven by IGY and MDS.
Not a single thread exists without IGY and/or MDS talking about how stupid Munson is. shtein, I was the one who started all of the Munson hatred years ago and even I have let it go.
This place is farged.
cmon rj. phillies and eagles are talked about way more, along with the dozen other sports related topics. politics is just a filler here
and dont ever say mds drives conversation. that's demoralizing to anyone with intelligence. He sits by his computer and waits for an IGY response..thats it. matter of fact I cant recall one topic in the 3+ years he started
IGY I dont mind starting convo because hes all over the map on most things that its actually interesting to see what he comes up with next. it will be either be embraced or ridiculed
Pete Rose.....In or Out?
It should be quite obvious that I was referring to non-sports talk, reese.
SD offing himself should have been the final warning sign to all of us...
I just took a shtein, and think I crapped out a knife.
did FF really leave because of the politics thread HE STARTED
i dont believe that for a second
I'm pretty sure that's exactly why he left.
wow...thats almost impossible for me to believe
thank god he killed himself
I assumed FF just got a life.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 09, 2010, 02:10:25 PM
I assumed FF just got a life.
thats my guess as well with wifey having a big role in his exit from the internets
FF was posting from his phone while performing cunnilingus on his wife
Things always get quieter during the offseason, but I wouldn't count on everybody rushing back in April or June. I wouldn't count on a lot of new folks coming in, either. To get rid of the spam, we've essentially made it impossible to join. You go through the whole filling out information thing, do the captcha, then wait around to see if I think the name and email address aren't fishy.
There's probably 6-12 new members a week waiting for approval. I'll probably reject all 12 because they're from China, Russia, or obviously want to advertise for free. Every now and then there'll be one that looks good, and it'll get approved. After having to wait a day or two, they've probably forgotten whatever it is they wanted to post in the first place.
I hope FF died. Not really, but I kinda do. He just seems like somebody that would be better off dead.
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 09, 2010, 01:44:06 PM
did FF really leave because of the politics thread HE STARTED
i dont believe that for a second
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2010, 01:50:36 PM
I'm pretty sure that's exactly why he left.
i chat it up with him occasionally on facebook. asked him once why he stopped posting and the politics thing seemed to be the most significant, but not the run away reason.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 09, 2010, 02:10:25 PM
I assumed FF just got a life.
this is probably reason 1a. not so much that he got a life, but i know he's chasing his masters.
Quote from: mussa on February 09, 2010, 02:21:29 PM
FF was posting from his phone while performing cunnilingus on his wife
i wouldn't doubt this. although i think that facebook is his new internet hangout instead of this place so i guess it's safe to assume that he posts updates from his cell phone while shagging his old lady as well.
please ridicule me for that post. i seriously deserve it.
i'm saddened your FF's facebook buddy, but not mine
im sad for the world that facebook exists
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on February 09, 2010, 03:19:58 PM
i'm saddened your FF's facebook buddy, but not mine
i'm already your friend on myspace. what the hell do you want from me damnit?!?
Maybe you two should be e-harmony friends.
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 09, 2010, 03:21:26 PM
im sad for the world that facebook exists
facebook....like most things, is good in moderation. i check it out maybe 2 or 3 times a week and it's allowed me to reconnect with some old buddies that i lost contact with. luckily most of my friends aren't facebook junkies which makes their updates and comments a little more enjoyable.
the problem with it though is that there are people who literally live on that site, consistantly updating their status with crap like
"just got out of the shower. brrr it's cold"
"just finished breakfast. ham and eggs, yummy!"
"waiting for the bus to go to work. i hope a bum doesn't sit next to me today."
"on the bus. a bum just sat next to me. fml"
"just got to work. boss is riding my ass already about those damn tps reports."
"there's a new girl in accounting. think i'm going to ask her to lunch. where should i offer to take her?"
"applebees ftw!"
"asked new girl to applebees. she said no. fml"
"went to applebees for lunch anyway. had their garlic shrimp pasta. i love italian food"
"ugh, i think something was wrong with the shrimp. this is my 3rd trip to the bathroom since lunch. fml"
"on the bus heading home. a bum got on but is sitting next to some old lady. lolololol"
"damn, another bum got on the bus and sat next to me. i think he literally just crawled out of a dumpster"
"grrrr, i hate the traffic on the way home. c'mon bus driver, hurry up. that shrimp pasta still isn't sitting well with me!!"
"oh no. fml"
"the smell is awful but it drove the bum away from me ftw!"
"exiting the bus was quite uncomfortable. only 2 blocks and i'm home free!"
"finally made it to the bathroom. such a relief."
"out of toilet paper. fml"
"heading out to A&F to buy a new shirt ftw"
so, FF lives on elsewhere
pretty much. his 20+ :CF posts per day can now be seen via facebook updates.
The us army, ladies and gentleman
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 09, 2010, 03:43:26 PM
pretty much. his 20+ :CF posts per day can now be seen via facebook updates.
Ill thank you in advance for not posting them here again.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 09, 2010, 03:38:51 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 09, 2010, 03:21:26 PM
im sad for the world that facebook exists
facebook....like most things, is good in moderation. i check it out maybe 2 or 3 times a week and it's allowed me to reconnect with some old buddies that i lost contact with. luckily most of my friends aren't facebook junkies which makes their updates and comments a little more enjoyable.
the problem with it though is that there are people who literally live on that site, consistantly updating their status with crap like
"just got out of the shower. brrr it's cold"
"just finished breakfast. ham and eggs, yummy!"
"waiting for the bus to go to work. i hope a bum doesn't sit next to me today."
"on the bus. a bum just sat next to me. fml"
"just got to work. boss is riding my ass already about those damn tps reports."
"there's a new girl in accounting. think i'm going to ask her to lunch. where should i offer to take her?"
"applebees ftw!"
"asked new girl to applebees. she said no. fml"
"went to applebees for lunch anyway. had their garlic shrimp pasta. i love italian food"
"ugh, i think something was wrong with the shrimp. this is my 3rd trip to the bathroom since lunch. fml"
"on the bus heading home. a bum got on but is sitting next to some old lady. lolololol"
"damn, another bum got on the bus and sat next to me. i think he literally just crawled out of a dumpster"
"grrrr, i hate the traffic on the way home. c'mon bus driver, hurry up. that shrimp pasta still isn't sitting well with me!!"
"oh no. fml"
"the smell is awful but it drove the bum away from me ftw!"
"exiting the bus was quite uncomfortable. only 2 blocks and i'm home free!"
"finally made it to the bathroom. such a relief."
"out of toilet paper. fml"
"heading out to A&F to buy a new shirt ftw"
lol...yup...its the biggest LOOK AT ME place in the world
the people on there remind me of people in public who talk real loud so everyone around them can hear (and hopefully acknowledge) whats going on in their conversation/life
I'd never be facebook friends with any of you iceholes. I like having preconceived opinions of your pathetic existence. I don't need pics and status updates to confirm this. Thanks
Quote from: mussa on February 09, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
I'd never be facebook friends with any of you iceholes. I like having preconceived opinions of your pathetic existence. I don't need pics and status updates to confirm this. Thanks
my facebook updates are all pictures of my Toes
And IGY is right, the loudest ones on there are the ones who have no life outside of the internet, and are generally quiet as hell when you talk to them in real life
the problem is that reality tv has quite literally changed the culture in america. 10 yrs ago, we all wanted our privacy. our homes were our sanctuary. but thanks to reality tv putting talentless, ordinary people on television and filming their lives 24 hrs a day, it's caused this shift in our culture that makes people want their lives to be as open and public as the schmucks on survivor or big brother or whatever. so now people post videos on youtube. they take pictures of themselves and put them on facebook. and they post every facet of their lives out there in the form of blogs and status updates. but at the same time, these people have the audacity to bitch about their privacy rights being stripped from them.
it's not a 2 way street. you can't demand your privacy while simultaneously publicizing every aspect of your life on the internet. you want your privacy, then you should probably use a little discretion in what you put on the internet about yourself.
It's not that hard to ignore the people that update their status's like it's twitter...at this point you can strip down your facebook home page to include only certain updates from only certain friends. Avoiding it specifically because some people like to update what they ate on a daily basis is stupid. Just x them people off your home page, or better yet, defriend them. Then murder them, eat them, then update your status about how delicious they were.
Amen Sarge.
The reality TV culture we live in can choke on my hairy brainsack.
I'd be okay with that, as long as it's televised on VH1. "Rust of Love" would be an instant success.
Quote from: Munson on February 09, 2010, 04:32:59 PM
It's not that hard to ignore the people that update their status's like it's twitter...at this point you can strip down your facebook home page to include only certain updates from only certain friends. Avoiding it specifically because some people like to update what they ate on a daily basis is stupid. Just x them people off your home page, or better yet, defriend them. Then murder them, eat them, then update your status about how delicious they were.
i'm going to break role here and give you a solid b for effort even though i know your next post is going to be about as painful as having hot wax funneled into your pee hole.
Quote from: Munson on February 09, 2010, 04:45:21 PM
I'd be okay with that, as long as it's televised on VH1. "Rust of Love" would be an instant success.
i should have read the next page before posting my previous response. if there's one thing you do well, it's live down to my expectations. good job.
Don't act like you wouldn't tivo Rust Of Love just to see Snooki gargle on Rusty's hairy sack.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2010, 04:33:50 PM
Amen Sarge.
The reality TV culture we live in can choke on my hairy brainsack.
Even one of my teen idols has gone reality. Gene Simmons Family Jewels was somewhat of a shocker to me. Why would he want his family on tv? He doesn't need the money. Media Whore with a capital M. I remember seeing KISS back in '79', when AC/DC opened up for them. Great show back then, but now, you see his old ass put on all that leather and makeup, and I think geez, it can't be worth it. Do something about those cottage cheese thighs.
I hope you were trying to learn guitar back in the day or something because to look at Gene Simmons as an idol is heartbreaking for me to read
KISS sucks.
I was young and dumb. Led Zeppelin far outlasted KISS.
kiss was awesome. they're music still is and i could listen to it all day long. i could watch 70's footage of their concerts all day long too. but yeah, gene simmons in a "reality show" only ranks above wanting to see munson in a reality show. unless it's a televised execution. then it jumps right to the top.
That was clever! :D
Quote from: mussa on February 09, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
I'd never be facebook friends with any of you iceholes. I like having preconceived opinions of your pathetic existence. I don't need pics and status updates to confirm this. Thanks
So...what is your preconceived opinion of my pathetic existence?
being mexican is pathetic enough and i don't really feel the need for anyone to go into further detail.
According to Mr. Smith's geneological research...I'm half sand, half canadien.
By the way R.I.P. to the fallen (either dead, got lives, or didn't pay the internet bill):
MURP
Purple Hayz
Eaglegreen
KoRn
Fast Freddie
Troyhstewart
SD
NB- Just kidding
Father Demon
homedude in jail (I forget his handle)
Midnight Green
Illeagle
Mad-Lad (he occasionally pops in)
I'm sure I'm forgetting some but...I'm sure I speak for everyone...
At least we have Munson, Cole, and IGY. And our mandatory jew KDS.
everyone of those people is gay
Beermonkey deserves a mention as well.
jonezilla is the dude in jail. never met him in person but dude got a coin from the eagles first game at the linc and mailed it to me. not sure why because i never asked for it, but i guess he just felt like sending it to me. always seemed like a cool dude on the board. if he hasn't been released yet, i hope he gets out sometime soon. he's been locked up damn near 7 years now.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 09, 2010, 08:55:17 PM
Beermonkey deserves a mention as well.
did he delete his account?
Yes, Beermonkey....how could i forget.
Yeah...joneszilla was the name.
Anyone else?
He still stops in from time to time I think. Usually pointing out someone trying way too hard.
Quote from: KDS on February 09, 2010, 08:55:03 PM
everyone of those people is gay
I'm pretty sure its illegal to gay bash jews. It's in the constitution somewhere. Next to flogging breastfeeders on private property.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 09, 2010, 08:03:14 PM
kiss was awesome. they're music still is and i could listen to it all day long. i could watch 70's footage of their concerts all day long too. but yeah, gene simmons in a "reality show" only ranks above wanting to see munson in a reality show. unless it's a televised execution. then it jumps right to the top.
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6996/3219683730bb1b15496fova1.jpg)
Rock stars do not make Dr. Pepper commercials.
i thought about mentioning that but opted not to because i didn't want a permanent reminder of it ever actually happening. thanks for ruining it.
Beermonkey is one of the coolest and funniest dudes I've ever met.
Joneszilla was cool as hell too.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 09, 2010, 08:56:38 PM
jonezilla is the dude in jail. never met him in person but dude got a coin from the eagles first game at the linc and mailed it to me. not sure why because i never asked for it, but i guess he just felt like sending it to me. always seemed like a cool dude on the board. if he hasn't been released yet, i hope he gets out sometime soon. he's been locked up damn near 7 years now.
i've said this before on here, Joneszilla was cool as shtein the first time i met you fools at a tailgate, within 5 minutes of tailgating, he gave me a percocet and said lets get farged up.
Joneszilla should be getting out and into a halfway house this upcoming december. He got majorly farged. The judge made an example of him and destroyed some of hte best years of his life.
MURP isn't gone, he still posts on here. Not as frequently, but he posts.
chances he remembers his password, i put at -1000%
Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 10, 2010, 08:25:55 AM
Joneszilla should be getting out and into a halfway house this upcoming december. He got majorly farged. The judge made an example of him and destroyed some of hte best years of his life.
sucks how much time he had to spend locked up. glad to hear he's close to getting out though. :yay
Yeah Joneszilla is the only one I miss. He did get majorly farged. I still can't believe he got put away for that long for doing the right thing. He was a cool dude to party with.
i don't even think i got the full story about what happened to him.....i just remember hearing that he got hosed pretty bad. what exactly was the deal? pm it to me if it's something that shouldn't be posted publicly.
Long story short...he was at a bar with his girlfriend of like 100 years. A group of girls got in her face and somehow there was a fight and the girls started beating up on her pretty bad. She was on teh ground being kicked and everything. Mike tried pulling them off of her and one of them threw a bottle as his head and hit him. It broke and he picked it up and threatened them to get off of his girl or he'd stab them with it...or something along those lines (what he said).
He ended up getting assault with a deadly weapon.
he had a prior arrest when he was 17 or 18 for a barfight with a bunch of his friends.
He had a horrible lawyer who farged up the case and he got 6-8 years.
Drunk drivers get off with less.
ahhh, yeah......i actually remember that story now. i think it was either you or murp that told me that one and i'm pretty sure i was drunk at the time.
the farged up thing with his story is that the incident itself probably wouldn't have gotten him 6-8 years. in fact, it probably wouldn't have gotten him half of that sentence. but since he had a prior, the prosecutor probably went to town with that one and argued the whole "pattern of violence" route or some shtein like that.
Quote from: hbionic on February 10, 2010, 11:31:48 AM
Drunk drivers get off with less.
lol.....that ain't no farging joke. in fact, most dui arrests are plea bargained down to a lesser charge.
PG...is the chick still around? Dude made the ultimate sacrifice...without dying.
She sure is....she's amazing.
I met Joneszilla once. After he got locked up, we exchanged letters for a while, then he stopped writing back and after a couple more so did I. I'd have probably stopped writing to me too, even if I was in prison.
That is farging awesome.
CNN should do a story on her. farg...that's dope. You better not be lying either....that's the kind of shtein that gives humanity hope.
I was wondering if his time was almost up. Thanks for posting it, PG. Jones is a hell of a guy, and he didn't deserve the royal farging that judge gave him. Not only do DUI people get less, so do killers and rapists.
that's gotta be one of the hardest things for a person to do.....to somewhat put their life on hold while their significant other is incarcerated for a long time. i just hope that when he finally does get out, that he's able to adjust back to regular life. 7 yrs is a long time to be isolated from society.
and as someone mentioned, i hope he's able to remember his password so he can log back in and say hi.
She visits him constantly and they will be getting married when he gets out. they'd have been married with kids by now if it weren't for this clusterfarg.
I keep in touch with her often. She's sold off everything for better legal help over the past 6 years..to try to get him out earlier, to no avail. :(
Dio, he really stopped writing everyone. She said it was because he just had nothing to say anymore. Who wants to hear about jail, he said.
All he's done is read and lift. He's huge compared to the skinny guy he was when he went in.
Even if he doesn't remember his password here, we can help him out. :)
Sure sure, try to make me feel better. I prefer to think my letters just bored him to tears and he stopped responding in the wild hope I'd leave him alone.
Which is a lesson to all you fargups: if you suckers stopped responding to me, maybe I'd quit here, too!
Dream on dreamers.
you can't quit me!
I remember it was my 2nd game at the Linc. Cowboys game. Cold as farg! I had met beermonkey that day and i think Phreak as well. Joneszilla supplied the crown royal and we guzzled it while trying to stay warm around a 44 gallon drum that I think Fansince56 was feeding wood into. My feet were like ice cubes. I just drank til I blacked out. Do not remember the first half and then me and my friend got in a fight inside the game and almost got kicked out. Murp and PG drove us back to their place and I somehow got on a train back to Delaware. I remember having to piss so bad on the regional line(no bathrooms) Newark was the last stop, so an hour and a half ride. I begged the ticket guy to let me piss out the door. Finally he let me and I pissed out the train door while at a stop and at that same moment an Amtrak train went flying by at prob 60 mph. I almost fell out the door. Ahh what a day...
I think it was Grand Marnier because I was drinking it too. I had one foot in a cast, on crutches and my toes were exposed (so muss...don't tell me about cold feet lol). That was the day I was on Comcast Sports Nite interviewed. I never drink and I was shteinfaced slurring my words on it hahahaa. I was drinking it because Joneszilla was telling me it would help keep my toes warm. It did....or at least I think it did...I didn't feel them again the rest of the day.
Thats right! Whatever u were in the car most of the time :-D
Thanks for the update on Jones, PG.
Wasn't that the game where TO broke his ankle? Or was it the MNF when Roy Williams picked off McNabb?
Quote from: mussa on February 10, 2010, 01:41:35 PM
Thats right! Whatever u were in the car most of the time :-D
Um, not for that game I wasn't. I might have for a part of the day, but only because I would have lost my toes to frostbite if I hadn't.
sissy
Sassy
Quote from: mussa on February 10, 2010, 01:41:35 PM
Thats right! Whatever u were in the car most of the time :-D
No, that was Phanatic. And it was all night. And he was found half alive. In a volkswagen in St. Louis.
add phanatic's name to the long list of members passed.
out of all the ones who stopped posting here, he's the one that i'd be most worried about being dead. because he's an idiot. but damn if that story isn't farging hilarious though.
Quote from: hbionic on February 09, 2010, 08:52:34 PM
By the way R.I.P. to the fallen (either dead, got lives, or didn't pay the internet bill):
MURP
Purple Hayz
Eaglegreen
KoRn
Fast Freddie
Troyhstewart
SD
NB- Just kidding
Father Demon
homedude in jail (I forget his handle)
Midnight Green
Illeagle
Mad-Lad (he occasionally pops in)
I'm sure I'm forgetting some but...I'm sure I speak for everyone...
At least we have Munson, Cole, and IGY. And our mandatory jew KDS.
was it something we said?
Amazing story about Jones. That really sucks.
Purple Hayz and Eaglegreen were related....can't remember how though.
SD, BM and FF spend their time on Facebook now. SD shows up on EMB once in a while to mod
i cant remember why sd left. his ladyfriend? but she lets him go on facebook? must have a nice box.
Quote from: KDS on February 10, 2010, 03:01:48 PMi cant remember why sd left. his ladyfriend?
at that time, yea
someone actually cares enough to say you cant ever post on a message board? i can understand perhaps cutting down on it, but to say not at all? yikes.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 10, 2010, 02:04:22 PM
Quote from: mussa on February 10, 2010, 01:41:35 PM
Thats right! Whatever u were in the car most of the time :-D
Um, not for that game I wasn't. I might have for a part of the day, but only because I would have lost my toes to frostbite if I hadn't.
No it was before TO. Eagles killed them. It was the year of the 3 headed monster. Duce-Buck-Westy. God damn I loved that shtein.
Quote from: mussa on February 10, 2010, 03:10:40 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 10, 2010, 02:04:22 PM
Quote from: mussa on February 10, 2010, 01:41:35 PM
Thats right! Whatever u were in the car most of the time :-D
Um, not for that game I wasn't. I might have for a part of the day, but only because I would have lost my toes to frostbite if I hadn't.
No it was before TO. Eagles killed them. It was the year of the 3 headed monster. Duce-Buck-Westy. God damn I loved that shtein.
the buck dive into the endzone against miami that year is one of my all time faves.
he's had some memorable leaps. the one over ike taylor was awesome as well.
(http://www.sportsonbroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/correll-buckhalter-eagles.jpg)
Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 10, 2010, 02:44:49 PM
Purple Hayz and Eaglegreen were related....can't remember how though.
Through Fan Since '61....obviously that includes our beloved Fan Since '64 as well. They were like cousins or something.
I still have the pic of MURP, Eaglegreen, Purple Hayz, Since '61, and Myself. I think Sus, you may have been in that one too.