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My girlfriend and I were having a discussion tonight, sparked by the thread on the EMB about some guy calling into Gargano & Macnow's show because his wife wouldn't let him watch the game on Saturday because "they have plans". Apparently they ripped into her pretty good with her on the line and Glenn told her he'd rather kill himself than be married to her because she is a shrew.

Anyways, I'm going to a sports bar on Saturday night and my girl asked what guys would prefer:

1. Staying at home and having sex all day

2. Going to watch an Eagles game

What say you, CF?

either way, someone's going to be disappointed when it's over.  and probably crying. 

still, i can have sex anytime i want.  but there are only a limited number of opportunities for me each year to see reid & co invent new ways to fail miserably at their profession. 

foosball please. 

lol

I told her there are 6 other days and the rest of the game day to have sex. She thinks I'm crazy.

damn, tough choice.  I go birds game, and she can have sunday instead

Now she's flipping the script....

sex at home while watching the game or going out and watching it at a sports bar?

she's trying to control you man.  call ins like right farging now. 

I go tang and game then, no way do you pass up the secks and piss her off, only to see what could be the most crushing loss of your life.  Or do you go and enjoy a huge Birds win with all those dallas fans at the bar

i dont ever understand this question...it doesnt even make sense...as sarge mentioned you can have sex anytime...end of story

the better question is what if it was your significant others sisters wedding...or some other big time occasion...would you miss an eagles game to go to something like that is a better question

What if you just want to run some errands? Tough call.

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 08, 2010, 12:55:00 AM
I go tang and game then, no way do you pass up the secks and piss her off, only to see what could be the most crushing loss of your life.  Or do you go and enjoy a huge Birds win with all those dallas fans at the bar

This isn't a situation I'm in or decision I have to make, it was a hypothetical. She's trying to grasp how crazy football fans are.

I'm going to the sports bar...and it's an Eagles one...about 50-75 Bird fans a week

Quote from: ice grillin you on January 08, 2010, 08:26:28 AM
i dont ever understand this question...it doesnt even make sense...as sarge mentioned you can have sex anytime...end of story

the better question is what if it was your significant others sisters wedding...or some other big time occasion...would you miss an eagles game to go to something like that is a better question

Yes.

Unless I can DVR it with the promise no one blabs.

i heard the call on WIP, it was hilarious

wip sucks

that's inappropriate

How bout she blows you all game long. Compromise baby!

Quote from: rjs246 on January 08, 2010, 08:49:24 AM
What if you just want to run some errands? Tough call.

Dio!

yo bohdi...50 year storm or eagle game?

Don Ho only lives to get radical.

whoa, slow down warchild

i've seen photos of your girlfriend.

farg the eagles.

hit it, stupid.

It's a dumb question when it's about a woman you are farging anyway. Make it a once in a lifetime sex opportunity like a celebrity, co-worker, or neighbor you always wanted to farg and it's a better question.

In which case, what game?

dakota fanning ftw

I'm a girl and I'd rather watch the football game than have sex. What the hell? You can't have sex before and then after?

I hate women sometimes.

phillygirl is a girl

whoda thunk

haha, you met me when I was a 9 month pregnant whale...you know I'm a girl LOL (regardless of my username)

i actually met you when you werent pregnant

however the last time i saw you i think pre birth was seeping into my crack juice

oh yeah LOL...and ew.

Quote from: Rome on January 08, 2010, 06:36:16 PM
i've seen photos of your girlfriend.

farg the eagles.

hit it, stupid.

lol, I do, did, and will.

Thanks for the responses and helping prove my point. It was nice to have a woman's perspective too, PG.

Her response after hearing the comments and results were "tell them I think sex comes first rather than football"

dude... seriously, the fact that a girl... any girl... finds you attractive enough to sleep with is a miracle.

marry her and give up the eagles forever if that's what it takes to keep her.

 :-D

I'm a keeper, sir.

You're a keeper in the basement, you mutant.

damn

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 09, 2010, 02:30:21 PM
:-D

I'm a keeper, sir.

so are herpes. 

Is sex while the game is on not an option? ???

This question would be better posed if: It was an Eagles playoff game or she'd let you do shtein to her she normally wouldn't do... anal, threesome, midgets etc.