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Title: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Rome on August 08, 2009, 09:53:09 AM
(http://eatthis.womenshealthmag.com/worst-drinks/images/cold-stone.jpg)


Quote1. Worst Drink in America 2009

Cold Stone Creamery PB&C Shake
Gotta Have It Size
2,010 calories
131 g fat (68 g saturated)
153 g sugars

The PB&C is intended to denote peanut butter and chocolate, but the more accurate translation might be potbellies and cardiovascular disease. After all, this one drink does pack more calories than a dozen ice cream sandwiches and more saturated fat than nearly 20 large orders of McDonald's French fries. And what's even more depressing is that no shake on Cold Stone's menu, not even the small sizes, falls below 1,000 calories. Choose a small ice cream and use the 1,640 calories for something with at least a trace of nutritional value.

I'm totally going out later and getting two!

Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: DH on August 08, 2009, 10:12:43 AM
Eagles fans starting threads about their love of bacon may also be a reason why.
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Post by: General_Failure on August 08, 2009, 11:36:45 AM
Don't you ever talk shtein about bacon.
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 08, 2009, 12:05:26 PM
i had fried chicken leftover's for breakfast doused in hotsauce
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: MadMarchHare on August 09, 2009, 09:52:14 AM
Yeah, but the hot sauce speeds up the run through your intestines, so that's almost healthy.
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Rome on August 09, 2009, 09:59:13 AM
Some dude just opened a Hershey's Ice Cream parlor in town.  They sell the real deal black & white milkshakes with Hershey's chocolate syrup in them.

The bimbos who work there need some work in making the shakes thick enough but they're still fairly awesome.
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Post by: Diomedes on August 09, 2009, 10:05:33 AM
^^
best use of the word 'bimbo' I've seen in a long time
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Post by: Zanshin on August 09, 2009, 10:10:54 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 08, 2009, 12:05:26 PM
i had fried chicken leftover's for breakfast doused in hotsauce

So, how's that diet going?
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: ice grillin you on August 09, 2009, 10:50:45 AM
on the today show last week they had a thing on calories and fat intake and they showcased that cold moutain creamery shake....they had it on a display with another well known food and how many of them it took to equal the shake...and next to it was literally like 20 orders of mcdonalds large french fries
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 09, 2009, 11:25:05 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 09, 2009, 10:10:54 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 08, 2009, 12:05:26 PM
i had fried chicken leftover's for breakfast doused in hotsauce

So, how's that diet going?
fell off the wagon, hotwings are my downfall.  I gotta start again, before my bro went back out to Hawaii, the farger lit into me for being a fatass like IGY and made me promise that i'll get in shape by this time next year.  

We ordered Seasobites last night, got hot, and my ass has been on fire all morning.  I still have the sweats from the hotsauce. 
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Diomedes on August 09, 2009, 11:42:50 AM
I'm gonna really enjoy it when the moral gestapo turns it's gaze from smokers and settles on you fatties.  All you fat fargs who so enjoyed your perch on the high horse while smokers were being demonized are going to get a taste of your own medicine.  I'll be curious to see who gets the treatment after the fatties, too.  That will be fun.
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 09, 2009, 11:52:13 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 09, 2009, 11:42:50 AM
I'm gonna really enjoy it when the moral gestapo turns it's gaze from smokers and settles on you fatties.  All you fat fargs who so enjoyed your perch on the high horse while smokers were being demonized are going to get a taste of your own medicine.  I'll be curious to see who gets the treatment after the fatties, too.  That will be fun.

as long as it's pizza flavored, i don't think they'll care. 
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Diomedes on August 09, 2009, 12:03:54 PM
bacon flavored taxation, cake infused banning from airplanes, pork rind scented snide commentary from good (i.e. non-obese) people, yay!
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 09, 2009, 12:09:59 PM
I'm a fat drunk smoker, i hate myself as much as the hate mongers hate me. 
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Diomedes on August 09, 2009, 12:12:55 PM
tell me you're French and you'll warrant nomination for the Most Hated Person title
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 09, 2009, 12:25:20 PM
i think somewhere along the family tree we have french in there, but i'm on IGY's most hated list.  Irish/Welsh/Scottish/English and PA Dutch.  Never the less, i'm piss off that booze will be the next target so i'll have to get on the med MJ list http://www.safeaccessnow.org/section.php?id=194
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 09, 2009, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: Die-Hard on August 08, 2009, 10:12:43 AM
Eagles fans starting threads about their love of bacon may also be a reason why.

Bad Ass Men's Health article on how to cook a pig (http://www.menshealth.com/bestfoods/food_features/The_Beauty_of_the_Beast.php):

QuoteThe truth is, much of the fat those pork producers worked so diligently to eliminate is the heart-healthy monounsaturated variety. Let's take a closer look at the fatty profile of bacon: According to the USDA, 33 percent of bacon fat is saturated. But that breaks down like this: 31 percent is stearic acid, and 64 percent is palmitic acid, neither of which has much effect on cholesterol. Plus, 41 percent of the total fat content of bacon is oleic acid, the healthy fat in olive oil.


Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Eagaholic on August 09, 2009, 03:11:44 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 09, 2009, 12:03:54 PM
bacon flavored taxation, cake infused banning from airplanes, pork rind scented snide commentary from good (i.e. non-obese) people, yay!

not sure exactly what this means, but it did make me laugh
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 09, 2009, 03:25:53 PM
didn't make me laugh as much as it made me hungy.
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: BlueHeart on August 10, 2009, 11:26:07 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 09, 2009, 11:25:05 AM
fell off the wagon, hotwings are my downfall.
Hotwings are fattening?  Doesn't seem like they should be...
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Zanshin on August 10, 2009, 01:37:06 PM
Fried, dipped in a margarine-based hot sauce and doused with blue cheese dressing...what's the harm there?
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Post by: BlueHeart on August 10, 2009, 03:05:25 PM
 :-D

I've never seen anyone actually sissy them up with the obligatory provided blue cheese.
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Post by: Munson on August 10, 2009, 03:11:50 PM
Yah anyone who uses the blue cheese should be shot
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 10, 2009, 03:28:16 PM
i do shots of bluecheese chasers
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Post by: rjs246 on August 10, 2009, 03:30:40 PM
nm
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Munson on August 10, 2009, 03:30:41 PM
That sounds like the grossest thing ever.
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 10, 2009, 03:53:11 PM
i use a www.bierstick.com to get my bluecheese fix. 
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: rjs246 on August 10, 2009, 04:02:31 PM
Bluecheese is farging delicious.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 10, 2009, 04:03:45 PM
it has to be homemade but yeah there arent a lot of things better than  great blue cheese dressing
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 10, 2009, 04:13:44 PM
i personally loves a good greek salad.  Feta/Kalamata olives/onions and balsamic dressing.  Delicious
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 11, 2009, 11:29:30 AM
stop trying to sound like a health nut.  fatty.
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 11, 2009, 02:11:26 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 10, 2009, 04:02:31 PM
Bluecheese is farging delicious.

agreed
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: BigEd76 on August 11, 2009, 05:14:52 PM
seen on the boardwalk: "Fried Elvis Sandwich"

peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich, covered in batter, deep fried and sprinkled with powdered sugar

Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: reese125 on August 11, 2009, 05:44:28 PM
finally someone figured out how to keep it fat free at the beach
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Post by: MURP on August 11, 2009, 11:18:09 PM
behold the Parmageddon -  had this over the weekend in Cleveland at an awesome place called Melt.  Place had a big beer menu and a big menu of food death.  http://www.meltbarandgrilled.com/menu.html

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/dmkdjb/Sandwich1.jpg)
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Post by: LBIggle on August 12, 2009, 02:20:53 AM
that instantly made me hungry.
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Post by: PhillyGirl on August 12, 2009, 09:15:19 AM
Yeah, the bread on that sandwich is so good, its like it was soaked in butter and then grilled.

Then again, anything with potato and cheese pierogies and melted cheddar is good...and add on the Napa Vodka Kraut. LOL
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Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 12, 2009, 10:52:00 AM
When I got back from Iraq the first thing I noticed is how fat Americans are.  I think the biggest problem is not what people eat but the portions.  That sandwich looks awesome btw Murp.
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Post by: rjs246 on August 12, 2009, 10:54:48 AM
Generally high levels of personal wealth, sedentary lifestyles, fast food joints on every corner, ludicrously high levels of processed food in our diets... what shocking is that Americans aren't fatter than they are.
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: paco on August 12, 2009, 01:43:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 12, 2009, 10:54:48 AM
Generally high levels of personal wealth, sedentary lifestyles, fast food joints on every corner, ludicrously high levels of processed food in our diets... what shocking is that Americans aren't fatter than they are.

The rich got lipo and the poor got meth\crack
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: BlueHeart on August 12, 2009, 07:49:58 PM
That's looks f'n good, Murp.

Please don't kill that for me and tell me my eyes are deceiving me when I see no meat.
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 12, 2009, 11:32:25 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on August 12, 2009, 07:49:58 PM
That's looks f'n good, Murp.

Please don't kill that for me and tell me my eyes are deceiving me when I see no meat.

No meat...I posted the ingredients in my post.  :-D

potato and cheese pierogies, melted cheddar and Napa Vodka Kraut.
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: LBIggle on August 13, 2009, 02:52:02 AM
considering pierogies are the best food ever, thats my new favorite sandwich that i have never eaten.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 21, 2009, 03:06:50 PM
kfc has come out with a new "sandwich"....its made of bacon...pepper jack...swiss...and the colonels sauce (whatever that is) served between two fried chicken breasts which act as the "bread"

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/consumerist/2009/08/8-21-2009_12-16-10_PM.jpg)
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: rjs246 on August 21, 2009, 03:11:25 PM
I'm not gonna lie that looks farging delicious. But you could fry a teeshirt and I would consider eating it so maybe my opinion should be disregarded here.
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Post by: General_Failure on August 21, 2009, 03:22:24 PM
I like the little napkin wrapped around it. That means I might not have grease sliding down my arms when I stuff the whole thing in my face.
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Post by: phattymatty on August 21, 2009, 03:40:09 PM
what the farg.  i'm hoping those chicken breasts are boneless.  just looking at that actually makes me want to shtein.

speaking of, i had one of those dookies today that only give you like 20 seconds notice, so in my rush to get my work pants down in the bathroom i completely exploded my belt into pieces.  now i'm beltless for the rest of the day.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 21, 2009, 03:46:22 PM
that thing doesnt even particularly appeal to me but i wanna eat one just to say i did
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Post by: phattymatty on August 21, 2009, 03:56:13 PM
(http://imgur.com/kzoxU.jpg)
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Post by: Rome on August 21, 2009, 03:57:25 PM
I'd hit it.
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Post by: General_Failure on August 21, 2009, 03:58:02 PM
Should have made the beef into three layers or more to get it thoroughly cooked.
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Post by: rjs246 on August 21, 2009, 04:02:04 PM
That shtein needs to be deep fried. Who bakes a burger? Jesus.
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: Rome on August 21, 2009, 04:15:27 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 21, 2009, 04:02:04 PM
That shtein needs to be deep fried. Who bakes a burger? Jesus.

Pretty sure Jesus only ate fish.  And babies.
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Post by: rjs246 on August 21, 2009, 04:18:34 PM
And cock.




Wait. What?
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 21, 2009, 04:30:26 PM
lol @ apple bacon dreamcatcher
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Post by: Sgt PSN on August 28, 2009, 08:57:01 PM
heart attack grill (http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.html)

burger menu includes the single, double, triple and quadrupole bypass burgers.  eat a triple or quad and some skank in a nurse outfit will put you in a wheelchair and take you to your car.  they also serve jolt cola and lucky strike unfiltered. 

anyone who weighs over 350lbs eats for free........every day.
Title: Re: Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2009, 09:06:51 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 28, 2009, 08:57:01 PM
anyone who weighs over 350lbs eats for free........every day.

Sir, please take those sand bags out of your pockets. You can eat for free tomorrow if you start eating now.
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Post by: ice grillin you on September 18, 2009, 11:36:15 AM
the meat baby

(http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpplpcsOry1qzvnxpo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: hbionic on September 18, 2009, 12:09:17 PM
That looks disturbingly awesome, scary, and delicious all at the same time.
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Post by: General_Failure on September 18, 2009, 12:20:19 PM
I ain't eating no bacon diaper.
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Post by: Diomedes on September 18, 2009, 12:39:51 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 18, 2009, 12:20:19 PMI ain't eating no bacon diaper.

commie