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Title: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Rome on May 06, 2009, 10:02:35 PM
I like the site and I visit it every day.  Why?  Because farg you, that's why.

So here's a thread about it.


This is why it might be the best website on the internet:


QuoteJenny McCarthy first got famous in 1993 when she showed her vagina in Playboy, but really found her calling when her 2-year old son was diagnosed with not-autism then not-autism then not-autism then autism (1). So clearly her son had autism, and she blamed vaccines for giving it to him. Specifically the measles vaccine, which up until 1999 contained mercury. Jennys son was born in 2002 and did not receive a vaccine with mercury (2), but she spoke out to have it banned anyway. Again. Extra-banned, and for kids like her son who didn't get it in the first place to not get it even more in the future. Because now he's cured. But not really.  Or maybe he never had it to begin with. Either way, all that public speaking has led Oprah Winfrey to give Jenny her very own talk-show!

    McCarthy has inked a multi-year overall deal with Winfrey's Harpo Prods. to develop projects on different platforms, including a syndicated talk show that the actress/author would host.
    McCarthy talked to the chat queen about her struggles with her son's autism in conjunction with the releases of her best-selling books "Louder Than Words: A Mother's Journey in Healing Autism" and "Mother Warriors: A Nation of Parents Healing Autism Against All Odds." McCarthy also was part of Winfrey's Friday Live panels twice, including this past Friday.


The worst thing about Jennys baseless hippie ramblings is that it gives people false hope.  People like me, because I live next door to this couple with two little funholes who stand outside and scream all day. If I thought for one second the measles vaccine could miraculously transform them into nearly invisible mutes I would stab them in the heart with it.
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: reese125 on May 06, 2009, 10:08:35 PM
if you get 10 replies to this thread Id be shocked and disgusted
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: phillymic2000 on May 06, 2009, 10:14:01 PM
Quote from: reese125 on May 06, 2009, 10:08:35 PM
if you get 10 replies to this thread Id be shocked and disgusted

He only needs nine now thanks to you. :paranoid
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: MDS on May 06, 2009, 10:16:24 PM
it doesnt get worse than reese
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: reese125 on May 06, 2009, 10:27:55 PM
get back in the attic loser
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: MDS on May 06, 2009, 10:29:19 PM
do i detect a vague anne frank reference?
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 06, 2009, 10:59:40 PM
WWTDD is a great site, but GuessHerMuff is the best site on the web
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Diomedes on May 07, 2009, 06:19:00 AM
Who is Tyler Durden?
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: rjs246 on May 07, 2009, 08:09:40 AM
He is not his farging khakis.

I totally enjoy this website. Celebrities make me angry. In fact, the entire idea of celebrity makes me angry, and this site is dedicated to making fun of their dumb asses and occasionally posting naked pictures of extremely hot chicks. Winner.
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Beermonkey on May 07, 2009, 08:29:12 AM
Other than reading the bourbon-fueled and misinformed opinions on CF, WWTDD is my second favorite site.

It's got breasts, beaver shots, celebrity disdain and the type of sardonic, self absorbed humor that 90% of the posters here emulate. Plus he hates that jerky, little fruitbat Perez Hilton. I can't see why anyone here would hate it.
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 07, 2009, 09:23:54 AM
Just wanted to be #10
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: SunMo on May 07, 2009, 09:37:46 AM
really?  a hilarious website that reese thinks is not funny?  shocking
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: reese125 on May 07, 2009, 09:45:23 AM
never said it wasnt funny, just cant see heads in here caring that much to post about celebrities lives

but since you do funniest man on the web...heres to getting this thread up to 1000 posts

Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: mussa on May 07, 2009, 10:03:51 AM
don't we already have a thread for this
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: rjs246 on May 12, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
Kelly Cartman (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/05/kelly-cartman/)

QuoteThrough unknown means, Kelly Clarkson was hoisted onto KIIS FM's main stage for their Wango Tango concert in LA this weekend, where she moo'd out her big hit song, "My Life Would Suck Without You."  Unfortunately some of the fans were yelling, "We Love Kelly", which sounds like "We Love Jelly" if you happen to love jelly, and that reminded Kelly of biscuits, so the next 25 minutes just had Kelly on stage with her eyes closed and eating imaginary biscuits until an army of super-powered stage hands forklifted her out back.  In other words the show went much better than expected.
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Feva on May 12, 2009, 08:47:27 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on May 12, 2009, 07:14:12 AM
Kelly Cartman (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/05/kelly-cartman/)

QuoteThrough unknown means, Kelly Clarkson was hoisted onto KIIS FM's main stage for their Wango Tango concert in LA this weekend, where she moo'd out her big hit song, "My Life Would Suck Without You."  Unfortunately some of the fans were yelling, "We Love Kelly", which sounds like "We Love Jelly" if you happen to love jelly, and that reminded Kelly of biscuits, so the next 25 minutes just had Kelly on stage with her eyes closed and eating imaginary biscuits until an army of super-powered stage hands forklifted her out back.  In other words the show went much better than expected.


Yuck...

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Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: mussa on May 12, 2009, 09:24:51 AM
never found her attractive. she had trailer trash written all over her from the start
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Diomedes on May 12, 2009, 04:18:12 PM
This thread sucks goat dick.
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: rjs246 on May 12, 2009, 06:24:16 PM
If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem.
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Eagaholic on May 12, 2009, 07:38:17 PM
I'm not getting this. Is sucking goat dick the problem or a possible solution?
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: hbionic on May 13, 2009, 12:56:19 AM
What would Jesus Opine?
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Rome on May 22, 2009, 07:30:59 PM
The latest from WWTTD:

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Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Diomedes on May 22, 2009, 10:04:56 PM
who dat ass?
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: rjs246 on June 06, 2009, 10:42:16 AM
David Carradine (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/06/this-is-not-going-very-well/)
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: phattymatty on June 06, 2009, 12:53:58 PM
this has pretty much been my motto for a while now...


QuoteIf you're trusting that the 15-year-old prostitute you picked up in a foreign land can undue your life threatening knots while her tiny hands are covered in astroglide and semen, it's possible you didn't really think this plan all the way through.
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: ice grillin you on June 06, 2009, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 22, 2009, 10:04:56 PM
who dat ass?
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Rome on June 07, 2009, 10:31:10 PM
QuoteMelissa Joan Hart was a celebrity according to wikipedia, and this weeks People magazine confirms it.  She's on the cover, and my sources tell me it's because a horrifying photo (above) led the Sabrina star, 33, to take control.  So she lost 42 LBS!  This comeback is very important to Melissa, and no punkass cancer patient better get in her way.

    (Melissa) was overheard off-camera at KTLA in Los Angeles on Friday saying how she'd been hoping last week that cancer-stricken Farrah Fawcett wouldn't die — and thus bump Hart off the cover of People magazine.


It's too bad that Farrah had to go and selfishly live, because if she died Melissa might be desperate enough to have done a "Weekend at Bernies" thing and stole her corpse and put some sunglasses on her and then driven around town in a convertible.   She could force a broom through the bottom of her passenger seat and then push Farrah down on that to keep her upright like when you roast a turkey, then hook a stick to Farrahs hand so she could make her wave.  Another good idea would be to have a tape that says, "Hi, good to see you too.  Yes I feel great thank you for asking."  Then Melissa would need to drive away very fast because that may or may not be what the person asked.


Holy shtein.

Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Rome on October 08, 2011, 05:46:06 PM
QuoteJennifer Garner visited her daughters school in Santa Monica today, and despite the fact that she's an instantly recognizable actress who is married to a very famous actor, when they gave her a sticker to wear as a name tag, she actually wore it (it says "Jennifer Affleck" if you cant tell).

And yes I realize that's completely normal behavior and that's the point. In Hollywood that's astounding. Do you really think someone like Jennifer Aniston would do this? She'd rather die. Unless you wrote Jennifer Pitt on it, in which case she'd put it on immediately and then curl up on the floor and cry. Hahaha! We should do that! I hate that bitch!

Awesome.
Title: Re: What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Post by: Rome on May 09, 2012, 06:14:00 PM
(http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/8470/screenshot20120509at611.png)

How farging awesome is this guy?