Had a little bit of a rough year. Nothing major, just too much shtein going on all at the same time. Corps blocked the site at work, almost 6mo with no internets at home. Blah blah blah.
Phils are champs. Eagles are chumps. Farg you all.
You should probably go away again. Or better yet, teach me how.
Also, you'll want to familiarize yourself with reese. He's all grownsed up!
klebanow from the wire is in this commercial im watching
I'd rather not familiarize myself with any of yous. But it's probably unavoidable at this point.
Are you saying that you want to make out with me?
Freak.
I was just thinking to myself, I said, "Self, we don't have enough sass around here. We need good ol' Sgt Sassy back." And then I started singing the Chilli's baby back ribs song, so I said to myself, "Self, we need some ribs."
Quote from: rjs246 on March 25, 2009, 09:37:57 PM
Are you saying that you want to make out with me?
Freak.
Only if you're weaing the Pooh costume.
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Paige is an Eagles cheerleader. She will not be having teh secks with you.
PS: Welcome back.
Welcome back you sassy sonofabitch. Bionic missed you.
Quote from: Rome on March 25, 2009, 09:50:46 PM
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Paige is an Eagles cheerleader. She will not be having teh secks with you.
PS: Welcome back.
Nice. Bummer. Thanks.
Ok, so here's a brief recap of the last 7 or 8 months or however long it's been since I last posted.
Left KC in August, headed to Lancaster, CA.
Had costly vehicle issues.
Supported my g/f for 3 months while she looked for job in jobless market.
Watched Phillies win WS in a small bar 7000ft up on the side of a mountain in Bridgeport, CA surrounded by Dodgers fans.
Didn't get reimbursed by gov't for moving expenses for 5 months.
Live in a meth infested town.
Was standing at a Wal Mart collecting toys for Toys for Tots and saw 2 wannabe thugs start fighting about 10ft in front of me, kicked both of their asses and restrained them until security and the cops could arrive. Wal Mart did not formally thank me.
Watched Eagles choke away NFCCG. Again.
Became an "official ambassador" for Maker's Mark.
Travel alot for work.
Deploying in 12 months, Iraq or Horn of Africa most likely.
What's up scumbag, I was flipping through my guide the other day when I came across a movie I thought you'd like:
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SEMPER FI: ONE MARINE'S JOURNEY,
A COMPELLING DOCUMENTARY SHOWCASING A GAY MARINE'S
UNIQUE STORY OF PATRIOTISM AND REDEMPTION
PREMIERES JUNE 25th ON SHOWTIME
LOS ANGELES (May 8, 2007) - SEMPER FI: One Marine's Journey, a new SHOWTIME feature-length documentary detailing a U.S. Marine's journey through military life and the war in Iraq as a gay man told through his compelling one-man stage play, will make its world television premiere on Friday, June 25 at 8:30 PM ET/PT.
SEMPER FI: One Marine's Journey tells the story of Jeff Key, who at thirty-four years old and gay, joined the Marines to fulfill his life long dream. After 9/11, Key was sent to the Iraq war, despite the fact that he could have dodged his deployment by revealing his sexual orientation to his superiors. Having returned home with shattered ideals and broken hearted by what he had witnessed, Key turned his experiences into a riveting one-man play. SEMPER FI, through its powerful juxtaposition of interviews, voiceovers, Jeff's personal footage from Iraq and scenes from his play, showcases his journey revealing the power and dignity of what it means to be a gay American at war.
SEMPER FI: One Marine's Journey is directed by Academy Award®-nominated and Emmy Award® winner Vince DiPersio. Over the course of his career, DiPersio has directed award-winning documentaries for HBO, CBS, Turner Television, Frontline, ABC, and Showtime. Eda Godel Hallinan, a two-time Emmy® and Humanitas Award-winning producer, serves as the Executive Producer for the documentary.
Ghey Marines can still beat up squids. There's just a lot more groping during the process.
BTW.....spent 3 weeks in February down on North Island supporting border patrol. Coronado is the bomb.
Coronado is unreal...did you visit the USS Ronald Reagan? I hope it sinks.
Praise Allah!
Welcome back Sarge! All this time livin in my town and you never contacted me. bastich ;)
Quote from: mussa on March 25, 2009, 10:23:44 PM
Welcome back Sarge! All this time livin in my town and you never contacted me. bastich ;)
Lancaster CA dumbass. :-D
WB PSN!
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 25, 2009, 10:19:01 PM
Coronado is unreal...did you visit the USS Ronald Reagan? I hope it sinks.
The Reagan pulled out while I was down there. So did the Nimitz.
Had a really good time down there though. We flew a few of our helos down there to support border patrol, so we'd just fly around the border at night looking for illegals. I'm pretty sure we sent some of Chuggie's family back to mehico.
Thanks dio, mussa and pg. It's kind of sad to say, but I'm glad to be back.
i dont even remember you but its moderately pleasing to have you back in life now quick kiss me
That hurts. All the good times we had getting banned together on ES. You tramp.
i lied sassy i know god damn well who you are. my roommate is in the marines and hes also gay so i know what you guys are goin through.
Todd's a world famous journalist now, Sassy. He even has his own blog and all!
He's, a professional, blogger, alright.
Sarge leaves the board for a year and a Philadelphia sports team wins a world championship for the first time in a quarter century. A coincidence? I think not.
Thanks for bringing the curse back, you bastich.
wb sarge
Quote from: Geowhizzer on March 25, 2009, 11:07:26 PM
Sarge leaves the board for a year and a Philadelphia sports team wins a world championship for the first time in a quarter century. A coincidence? I think not.
Thanks for bringing the curse back, you bastich.
Not even my being gone was able to overcome the ineptness that is the Eagles.
And I'd love to read one of Todd's blogs. Especially the one recalling all those youthful summers he spent at Jew camp.
http://temple-news.com/author/toddorodenker/
Enjoy, it.
They allow comments just like real newspapers. Uh oh.
lol easy is tryin to take ff's stalker role
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 25, 2009, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: mussa on March 25, 2009, 10:23:44 PM
Welcome back Sarge! All this time livin in my town and you never contacted me. bastich ;)
Lancaster CA dumbass. :-D
WB PSN!
I guess my winking smiley wasn't enough to make this obvious...god damn smileys!
Quote from: MDS on March 26, 2009, 01:02:00 AM
lol easy is tryin to take ff's stalker role
He'll have to try harder. I use only the most advanced Google searching techniques.
Welcome back, Sargey.
Happy to have you back Sassy. So how does this official badassador thing work?
Quote from: mussa on March 26, 2009, 01:45:56 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 25, 2009, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: mussa on March 25, 2009, 10:23:44 PM
Welcome back Sarge! All this time livin in my town and you never contacted me. bastich ;)
Lancaster CA dumbass. :-D
WB PSN!
I guess my winking smiley wasn't enough to make this obvious...god damn smileys!
8)
who's this dick?
You left?
farg Sassy.
So this is what we get when a Yeti dresses up as GI Joe?
Life now seems complete.
BTW....thank Demon for talking me into coming back. It's all his fault.
Carry on.
So long as he doesn't resume posting a hundred times a day himself, it's all good.
He will. Just to spite you.
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 26, 2009, 12:49:50 AM
http://temple-news.com/author/toddorodenker/
Enjoy, it.
Todd Oraldicker???
ok, since i've been gone a while i need to know what the hip and trendy catch phrases and internet jargin is around here. are the following still acceptable or not?
gay jokes
mom jokes
gay mom jokes
hyperbole
lollerskates
jew jokes directed towards mds
andy reid parenting jokes
muss filling his truck bed with snow and parking it in the garage and having it melt jokes
also, are there any new douche/troll type posters that i need to be aware of?
grenaids is still funny to me
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 26, 2009, 10:31:38 PMalso, are there any new douche/troll type posters that i need to be aware of?
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Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 26, 2009, 10:31:38 PMalso, are there any new douche/troll type posters that i need to be aware of?
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FAIL!
Oh yeah!
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 26, 2009, 10:32:50 PM
grenaids is still funny to me
clearly that was my best post on this entire board. i'll even go so far as to say it was a masterpiece.
Quote from: Diomedes on March 26, 2009, 10:40:04 PM
Oh yeah!
it's times like this that i oppose the presence of the edit button
You'll love ATV. Stillupfront was back for a while before posting some gore porn and getting banned again.
I'll try to remember what else is new.
i remember atv. douchey skins fan.
lolz @ stillupfront
did we have any cardtrader sightings after the nfcc game?
Yeah, actually, he was around for a while. That was a treat, really very special.
We did before the game, but he has too much class or something to gloat afterwards. Or got offended when somebody called him a child raper. One of those.
He posted a picture of his ex wife in one thread. Everyone was very polite.
Here I thought you deployed or something, apparently your past few months have been way cooler than that. Anyhow welcome back.
She's a lovely woman, too.
ha!
and nah, no deployments dmf. nothing cool to report either unfortunately. i'm guessing you're back from the sandbox by now, yeah?
Got his leg shot off. Been cursing you recruiters for months, wishing a slow and painful death on you all.
ha, jesus christ
good thing i'm not a recruiter anymore. even better that i'm not dmf's recruiter.
My recruiter was a civilian. Yes I am back and it feels pretty damn good. I get out in about a month.
glad you made it back ok. hope it wasn't complete hell for you over there.
heading back the civilian world, eh? army wasn't able to retain you with a massive bonus that they will take back 28% of?
Yeah I decided the Army was affecting my drinking too much. The cash bonus was tax exempt in Iraq though.
that's why you should have joined the corps. you can drink whenever you want.
that's the one good thing about iraq too.....all tax free. that's the only reason i hope we get deployed there instead of africa. would much rather get 7 months of pay tax free in iraq instead of taxed in africa.
good luck with the transition. it's going to be tough get readjusted to civlian life. you got any jobs lined up? going to be able to jump right back in doing whatever it was you did before joining?
Welcome back sassy. Fatal combat get you kicked you off the internetz for awhile?
I have a couple of options that I am looking at. I know it will be a difficult transition, but farg it.
Yo Sargee...wasn't there a fatal crash at Edwards the other day? Where you there when it happened?
yeah, an f-22 went down about 35 miles off base. my house is also located about 35 miles off base too. :paranoid it happened around 10am on wed. i still haven't heard all the details about exactly what happened though. i do know that the pilot was able to eject but still didn't survive.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 27, 2009, 11:39:34 AM
yeah, an f-22 went down about 35 miles off base. my house is also located about 35 miles off base too. :paranoid it happened around 10am on wed. i still haven't heard all the details about exactly what happened though. i do know that the pilot was able to eject but still didn't survive.
No word yet if he was a former phillies pitcher
that's already been ruled out because he didn't fly face first into a building.
Missing the target entirely is more a hallmark of Phillies pitchers over the years.
It would be interesting to know the details of the crash. The F-22 is the States newest plane and far as I know this is the first time one has went down. I can't help but wonder if it was pilot error or a mechanical malfunction.
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on March 26, 2009, 11:00:38 PM
My recruiter was a civilian. Yes I am back and it feels pretty damn good. I get out in about a month.
How am I always the last to know this shtein. LOL
WB to you too. ;D
and why is a thread created so Sassy could attention whore it up 4 pages long?
That warrants a big, huge ::)
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 27, 2009, 05:11:18 PM
a big, huge ::)
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The fact that Sarge went away and was dragged back by Demon is not cool. I went through that whole song and dance last year and I will never forgive Demon for it.
Ever.
There's a long long of people that will never forgive me for much harsher shtein than that.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 27, 2009, 05:11:18 PM
and why is a thread created so Sassy could attention whore it up 4 pages long?
That warrants a big, huge ::)
to be honest, i figured this thread would die before reaching page 2 so that tells me a few things about you people:
1. you all farging love me, missed me and have had massive erections since i came back.
2. i'm clearly the most interesting thing to talk about right now.
3. you have no one to blame but yourselves for keeping this trainwreck of the thread going.
Quote from: Father Demon on March 27, 2009, 05:30:52 PM
There's a long long of people
long duck dong?
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 27, 2009, 05:31:08 PM
1. you all farging love me, missed me and have had massive erections since i came back.
Sure, but the erection has nothing to do with you.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 27, 2009, 05:31:08 PM
2. i'm clearly the most interesting thing to talk about right now.
My bellybutton fuzz says hi.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 27, 2009, 05:31:08 PM
3. you have no one to blame but yourselves for keeping this trainwreck of the thread going.
OK, that one is correct.
see what i mean?
Quote from: rjs246 on March 27, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
The fact that Sarge went away and was dragged back by Demon is not cool. I went through that whole song and dance last year and I will never forgive Demon for it.
Ever.
You have to admit, when he does that dance with that pink skirt he puts on, how can anyone resist?
Quote from: rjs246 on March 27, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
The fact that Sarge went away and was dragged back by Demon is not cool. I went through that whole song and dance last year and I will never forgive Demon for it.
Ever.
Demon was gone from a little while too. He must not have wanted to come back and face you heathens alone...
demon is a cold heartless sob that makes his brother-in-law sleep in his driveway. in st louis. in january.
he's one of my heroes
...and feeds Irish car bombs till his brother inlaw goes home and hurls off of the back deck thus getting the stink eye from the wife for the next week and a half... Good Times!
I am King of the Roost!
Quote from: Father Demon on March 28, 2009, 11:29:25 AM
I am King of the Roost!
I take that back.
Sarge is my hero. HERO, I say!!
I had a bet that you switched teams and were turning tricks for asian businessmen.
Did I win?
Thanks for your service Sarge. It is people like you who make this the greatest, safest country in the world.
Quote from: Vince on March 31, 2009, 04:31:18 PM
Thanks for your service Sarge. It is people like you who make this the greatest, safest country in the world.
now you are going to get raped by Sarge, Revenge Raped