Hi I'm new to this board. I would like to start off by telling you a little bit about myself. I know people on Message Boards typically lie about their stature and persona, but I am not one of those people. I am just your everyday 190 lb, 6' 2" MMA fighter with a Elephantitis of the Penis. Some would think thats a problem but so far only 4 of my girlfriends dont like it. The other 6 "deal" with it but they are in the process of asking "Hef" to help with my medical expenses before they move out of the mansion. And before you ask, me and Hanks old lady never got it on. She's into some weird shtein.
Well enough about me.... Hope to post here with you guys! :)
Drunkis?
I for one welcome our new overlord. Long live Glammis.
What's up Grammis
Yeah, but what's your 40 time?
3 inches at most. hard.
based off grammis' first post, it looks like CF will finally have somebody that contributes to the asian porn thread on the regular
welcome
welcome. i think you & igy will really hit if off.
one word...killyourself
...uh...how come no one here has asked for picture evidence....of being an MMA fighter. In the nekkid.
I'm still learning the ropes so forgive me for not replying directly to your replies. Yes Munson, it is I, Drunkis. And I am Drunker then ever. ;D Whats up SD? My forty time is irrelevant FF, I'm faster than Freddie Mitchell just remember that. :-D Can anyone tell me how to report Hunt for sending me pics of his bald unit? Christ, I haven't been here for 24 hours and he starts with this.
QuoteCan anyone tell me how to report Hunt for sending me pics of his bald unit?
you dont report anything...you either print out and give it to your son as motivation or save it as your screensaver
MDS
When will I be able to haz an avatarz and custom member titlez??1?!!11
Nevermind I figured it out.
Grammis is a pedophilic lesbian who hates bacon AND Jessica Alba & has a tattoo of Tony Romo on her funhole.
Quote from: Rome on March 11, 2009, 05:59:54 PM
Grammis is a pedophilic lesbian who hates bacon AND Jessica Alba & has a tattoo of Tony Romo on her funhole.
STFU Romey
Grammis is the only Moderator in EMB history to be fired.
That alone make him a soldier. A SOLDIER, DAMN IT!
Well, I was sort of let go due to inactivity.. to make room for Grammis... who was fired because he's a douche and to make room for a guy that is now dead.
7 ain't so lucky.
I was given a talking to my first month
Grammis...whats up, man! Good to see ya over here.
Yeah that Mod thing was overrated. Once I found out I had to ask Admin to Ban people it took all the fun out of it.
Whats up Phreakster! Do you post TC updates in here as well? I look forward to those every year since I haven't been able to make it up there. I'm going to PM Spads and ask him if I can come up on Mod Day since I was let go without ANY severance package.
you must well versed in the ways of easy e. treat him nice and youll do ok by me.
When I was up there yeah, I posted them here. But since I have moved to Houston I haven't made it up to camp. I hope to go up this year. Maybe MDS will go and hang with us.
Apparently this MDS person is an icon on this MB, He/She was mentioned in both my threads.
Nah, he's just a scrawny Jew.
Quote from: Munson on March 12, 2009, 05:12:02 PM
Nah, he's just a scrawny Jew.
Where is RS? I was hoping to find him in here. He owes me 4 rolls of toilet paper and a 12 pack of handi wipes.
Do you mean Russell the Jerk?
Yeah, where is he? Ban himself again?
He does not mean Russell.
Who then could this intriguing RS character be? I'd like the chance to insult him.
RS = RSbirdman.
Cool guy, Dio. You'd probably hate him because he loved Alice In Chains. Of course, he also enjoyed watching monkeys throw feces at each other at the zoo, so you never know...
How could anyone love Alice in Chains? I mean, they had a few alright songs but farg...nothing special there.
Quote from: Rome on March 12, 2009, 09:42:38 PM
RS = RSbirdman.
Cool guy, Dio. You'd probably hate him because he loved Alice In Chains. Of course, he also enjoyed watching monkeys throw feces at each other at the zoo, so you never know...
not to mention he leans far to the right
I haven't seen RS in awhile. Cool ass dude.
And where the hell has Beermonkey been?
I dont know how to quote multiple posts yet so.....
He loved A.I.C but he REALLY loved making fun of Munson for liking System of the Down. LOL
He truly is a great dude, funny as hell with the wit to back it up.
Indeed. RS was a good fellow with a bad taste in music.
Not that I ever hated Alice In Chains...I'm with Dio on this. Some alright songs but nothing really unique or awesome about them.
I'd been hoping for 2003 to make a come back.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 12, 2009, 10:12:50 PM
I haven't seen RS in awhile. Cool ass dude.
And where the hell has Beermonkey been?
RS posts updates on Facebook once in a while, and BM just re-signed up here a couple of weeks ago
Quote from: Rome on March 11, 2009, 07:20:24 PM
Grammis is the only Moderator in EMB history to be fired.
That alone make him a soldier. A SOLDIER, DAMN IT!
F Off Romes!
hello :)
Hurray for open registration.
Hunting registration comes with the next big update.
Quote from: not common on March 13, 2009, 02:25:47 PM
hello :)
You're certainly welcome just make sure the funhole who bore you doesn't suddenly show up.
no chance of that, Rome; your mom is busy suckling at my anal pore
Quote from: Rome on March 13, 2009, 03:14:54 PM
Quote from: not common on March 13, 2009, 02:25:47 PM
hello :)
You're certainly welcome just make sure the funhole who bore you doesn't suddenly show up.
THAT is some funny ish! HA!
i can make one forum suck, can i get a hello in this one? i dont ruin places for free ya know
You want to be accepted? Get Dawkins back.
Quote from: Yeti on March 14, 2009, 02:11:52 AM
You want to be accepted? Get Dawkins back.
Are you the Yeti from the K.C Show?