Let's try it again. Reminder - Jessica Alba is ineligible, as she retired with the crown last year.
Also, I'm going to try a couple of new things. One, I have categories. There's some gray areas between Actress and Singer, so I made and will make judgment calls. Second, I am starting with 8 in each category, and will take nominations for the other eight, to be put out for a vote for inclusion next week. Also, there are no chicks primarily known as models (such as Merisa Miller - DAMN that chick is smokin!), and we won't be accepting any of them.
So, without further ado (in alphabetical order):
Actress
Halle Berry
Jessica Biel
Elisha Cuthbert
Megan Fox
Scarlett Johansson
Alyssa Milano
Heidi Montag
Hayden Panettiere
Singer
Christina Aguilera
Beyoncé
Mariah Carey
Hillary Duff
Vanessa Hudgens
Alicia Keys
Jessica Simpson
Gabrielle Union
Athlete
Amanda Beard
Tanith Belbin
Jennie Finch
Natalie Gulbis
Heather Mitts
Danica Patrick
Maria Sharapova
Allison Stokke
Non-American
Kate Beckinsale
Catherine Bell
Selma Hayek
Diane Kruger
Mila Kunis
Rihanna
Charlize Theron
Nadine Velazquez
So, add your nominations (and include category), and if there are more than eight more for each category, there will be a vote in the Poll Place to see who makes it in.
this again
Better than March Bandness
well, here then are a few nominations:
actresses
Julianne Moore
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/03/01-07/julianne-moore-2.jpg)
Patricia Arquette
(http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/patricia-arquette/patricia-arquette-20040421-515.jpg)
(http://www.celebsquotes.com/p/patricia-arquette/patricia-arquette.jpg)
what's with the non-american category?
eliza dushku looks sexy in the commercials for her new piece of crap show.
the terminator chick too.
hahaha--Heidi Montag as an actress. everybody knows shes a singer
Quote from: reese125 on March 05, 2009, 09:23:54 AM
hahaha--Heidi Montag as an actress. everybody knows shes a singer
i never even heard of her.
add kate from lost to the list. and we need more ethnic chicks for igy so add roselyn sanchez too. she's one of of those law & order/csi/whatever shows.
unless you've been locked in a dark room for the last 3 years staring at fluorescent stars on your ceiling listening to Pink Floyd I dont know how you could not know who she is
i honestly dont know who she is either...at first i thought you meant hank basketts wife but thats kendra something
alicia keys
mandy moore
eva mendes
natalie portman
those are my bitches.
Quote from: reese125 on March 05, 2009, 09:44:29 AM
unless you've been locked in a dark room for the last 3 years staring at a row of televisions showing nothing but celebrity gossip shows, you will have no idea who she is
stop it-half of you chuckleheads all you do is post half-naked celebrity pics and talk about how you want to "hit"....so all you really have to do is go outside and pass a magazine on a rack to know who she is
Jenna Haze, actress?
apparently angelina jolie is filming right outside my office right now. will report my findings.
i like the new rules
and agree with matty portman has to be in there and of course the goddess herself
(http://fitsnews.wordpress.com/files/2007/11/erin-andrews.jpg)
screw these chicks, lets do a pornstar edition of march whoreness
An all black chick edition of March Assness?
Quote from: Diomedes on March 05, 2009, 09:15:18 AM
what's with the non-american category?
It was either that, or a Model category. I didn't want a model, so I chose the foreigners that are all stealing American acting and singing jobs.
Christina Ricci suddenly interests me after Black Snake Moan...
(http://mrchevyceleb.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/cr.jpg)
second the wifey god that is erin andrews.
and also a personal shout out to my julie from friday night lights. find a pic yourself Romes.
when ricci is on shes really on but shes mad inconsistent
I'm adding a couple more names to the voting period:
Olivia Wilde (actress) from House MD
(http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/olvia1.jpg)
Audrina Patridge (actress) from The Hills. I don't know who the farg this chick is, but I saw her picture and she's hot.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6qgshajzltM/R-vNcvqHvjI/AAAAAAAABx0/tAB_ubc5DCE/s400/audrina_patridge_pool_topless.jpg)
There should be a porn section
patridge is on the hills. she happened to live in the same apt complex as one of the people on the show, and since shes got a snatch to die for, the producers just happened to notice her one day and put her on the show. go life.
There are definitely naked pictures of Audrina Patridge floating around on these here internets. Her body might be the GOAT but there's something weird and slightly dopey about her face. Either way her face and body were made for porn so she should probably concentrate on her gaping exercises.
i've never heard of her and her face is dopey as farg. better than average but should not be on any top 10 lists.
yeah her body is sick, but no doubt someone snuck her with a bag of nickles back in the day
Quote from: phattymatty on March 06, 2009, 02:53:59 PM
i've never heard of her and her face is dopey as farg. better than average but should not be on any top 10 lists.
Word to big bird.
Olivia Wild looks good in that pick but she's crack whore skinny on the show. Not bad but I'm on the fence as far as listable.
Patricia Arquette?
Have you SEEN her on Medium lately? :-D
After seeing Julianne Moore in Blindness (very naked), she doesn't really cut it for me anymore. Disappointing.
Quote from: MadMarchHare on March 06, 2009, 06:45:38 PM
After seeing Julianne Moore in Blindness (very naked), she doesn't really cut it for me anymore. Disappointing.
yeah shes fallen off in a big way over the last few years...amy adams should take her redhead spot
those two may well have fallen off, but so have you shteinheels
two of the hottest women ever
Again, I've always agreed with you Dio, until I saw her naked. That didn't live up to expectations (read fantasies).
There should be an anchor women/professional/intellectual category. Erin Burnett was on Maher lastnight:
(http://s214.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/anchorbabes/apr2008/erin1-7.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3020/2781803995_9e77982b7f.jpg)
I'm down with that... Robin Meade (CNN) Natalie Morales and Amy Robach (Today Show) can be all up in that.
Meade
(http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/meade.robin.jpg)
(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1417/robinmeadboots1vq0.jpg)
Morales
(http://www.reportercaps.com/Home_Jan_07_30days/Day24/p28.jpg)
(http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060608/nbc_Morales_Natalie.widec.jpg)
Robach
(http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/2117/robachkz8.jpg)
(http://www.reportercaps.com/Home_april_07_30Days/Day05/p22.jpg)
kiran chetry is the jessica alba of newscasters and probably shouldnt be let in
Oh yeah... don't forget my girl Tamron Hall. Good Gawd!!!
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a381/LordHannibal/tamron1-3.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a81/kos102/2008/Eye%20Candy/TamronHall.jpg)
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc181/anchorbabes/apr2008/tamron1-2.jpg)
So far the following will be put in or added to a voting section.
More singers, athletes, and ethnic chicks, please.
Actress:
Patricia Arquette
Eliza Dushku
Jenna Haze
Angelina Jolie
Eva Mendes
Julianne Moore
Christina Ricci
Audrina Patridge
Olivia Wilde
Nia Long
Anne Hathaway
Athlete:
Erica Blasberg
Ashley Force
Sasha Cohen
Missy Gibson
Ashley Harkleroad
Ana Paula Mancino
Kristi Leskinen
Lokelani McMichael
Singer:
Mandy Moore
Nicole Scherzinger
Christina Milian
Britney Spears
Avril Lavigne
Fergie
Gwen Stefani
Ashley Tisdale
Non-American:
Evangeline Lilly (Canada)
Natalie Portman (Israel)
Roselyn Sanchez (Puerto Rico)
Paz Vega (Spain)
Biba Golic (Serbia)
Shakira (Columbia)
Nelly Furtado (Canada)
Kate Beckinsale (UK)
Keira Knightley (UK)
Kate Winslet (UK)
Salma.
Nia Long
Paz Vega
lol @ natalie portman non-american.
that bish licked my balls when i was 12.
wha
Since she was born in Israel, I think she can go in the non-American category.
I have more than 16 actresses and more than 16 non-Americans. If there are no more additions to singer/athlete (or the rest) I will put those two categories up for a vote tomorrow...
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/18/article-0-03F5CB47000005DC-192_468x627.jpg)
Christina Ricci's new fiance
nothing worse than a chick wearing chuck t-s....out
Also, what happened to her boobs?
He ate them.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 06, 2009, 06:28:40 PM
Patricia Arquette?
Have you SEEN her on Medium lately? :-D
Agreed - chick's ugly as balls
She will always appear to me like she did in True Romance.
good luck with that
Marisa Tomei?
Jessica Biel?
Was flipping through the channels looking for something to watch during March Madness commercials when I came across this movie called 'The Last Legion'. Movie is meh but this girl is smoking:
Aishwarya Rai
(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/aishwarya-rai/pictures/aishwarya-rai-picture-6.jpg)
Add Meg White for musician category.
(http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/8247/megwhitenipslipvv8.jpg)
(http://www.infinitysf.com/live105/photos/bfd/images/White%20Stripes%204.jpg)
Two for the actress category:
Odette Yustman:
(http://blog.newsok.com/staticblog/files/2009/01/odette-yustman-2.jpg)
Teresa Palmer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fff0pnyEDE
I nominate Amber Lee Ettinger, a.k.a., Obama Girl.
(http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh65/THEDAYIWENTMADdotcom/amber_lee.jpg)
:drool :drool :drool :drool
I have a big crush on Nitya Vidyasagar from Sesame Street...
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/2/27/Nitya_Vidyasagar.jpg)
Nitya Vidyasagar is really a very very big deal.
The chick from the new Hardee's commercial is hot - Padma Lakshmi:
(http://www.padmalakshmi.us/Padma-Lakshmi-Feet.jpg)
Erin Andrews
(http://thisisgodgiven.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/erin.jpg)
Never heard of her.
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 05, 2009, 03:28:03 PM
The chick from the new Hardee's commercial is hot - Padma Lakshmi:
(http://www.padmalakshmi.us/Padma-Lakshmi-Feet.jpg)
you know shes from Top Chef right--unless you were being sarcastic...
whatever...Hardees it is
I knew she was a famous chef. Never seen Top Chef.
She was married to Salman Rushdie. No, really.
Good for him. Please don't post their home vids.
The ones I have are grainy and from a cell phone video anyway, so...
You don't have the night vision video?
Musician division: Nicole Schersomethingorother from the Puss-e-cat Dolls.
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff208/Obsessed-Hoopla/STYLE/amas-07-nicole-scherzinger.png?t=1239013572)
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/100/50/nicole_scherzinger_2008_vodafine_live_awards_5.0.0.0x0.400x703.jpeg)
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/100/50/nicole_scherzinger_2008_vodafine_live_awards_1.0.0.0x0.364x800.jpeg)
April Babeness?
(http://fc11.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/210/c/0/April_O_Neil_commission_by_gb2k.jpg)
Vanity Fair submits the following... (http://www.vanityfair.com/online/style/2009/03/who-is-the-most-beautiful-woman-alive.html)
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 06, 2009, 12:53:08 PM
Vanity Fair submits the following... (http://www.vanityfair.com/online/style/2009/03/who-is-the-most-beautiful-woman-alive.html)
Angelina Jolie 57%
While hot, they're wrong.
Anyone mentioned Yasmeen Ghauri (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A0geu_EwqtdJdB4AmnKstLcF?ei=UTF-8&p=yasmeen+ghauri)? Hott.
wow that Hoydacat doll chick is john blaze
And what about Tina Fey? Another major cutey.
While her cuteness is debatable, there is no way she counts as a babe in any way.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 06, 2009, 01:19:28 PM
wow that Hoydacat doll chick is john blaze
Yeah, she's hot as farg. I'm not usually one to envy another dude butt... (http://entash.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/72541_nicole_scherzinger_4_122_409lo.jpg)
Has Julianne Hough been nominated yet?
Nomination no valid if no pic.
(http://www.juliannehough.com/images/local/150/8330582d-0808-46db-b207-e66c08a2ce36.jpg)
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:eNLD3ea4GE1E-M:http://www.wildbluffmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/countryhough.JPG)
I can't believe I'm typing this, but it's worth watching Dancing with the Stars just to eyefarg her
Alright, here are her slut pics...
(http://www.watching30rock.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/tina_fey.jpg)
(http://kevinlehane.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/tina-fey1.jpg)
Look, I would love to toss a wad at Tina Fey, but she has no business in a 'competition' like this and you should probably die screaming.
Can't we just coral ATV in the "Democrats Are The Bestest" thread and keep him there?
Slingshotting him into space would be preferable.
we don't have that type of slingshot technology and i think you know it. keep your farging head in the game.
I said 'would be preferable', not 'should be imminent'. Simpleton!
head. in game. now.
Can we strap him to a North Korean rocket?
I'm going to slingshot SunMo's face into space.
i'm going to strap you down and position Jay Cutler's face so that his jowels gently lay on your lips
And not let him up until he does 30 seconds of motorboating?
minutes, not seconds
Quote from: SunMo on April 07, 2009, 01:46:06 PM
i'm going to strap you down and position Jay Cutler's face so that his jowels gently lay on your lips
Did you ever consider the idea that his jowls may hold the secret to advancing our slingshot technology into the next millennium? Alien technology is the only explanation for those mudflaps and I should be so lucky as to give them motorboated kisses.
or they may just contain crumbs from several years ago
yes, that would be far more likely.
It's nice to have SunnyMo back
Quote from: Tomahawk on April 07, 2009, 12:16:21 PM
(http://www.juliannehough.com/images/local/150/8330582d-0808-46db-b207-e66c08a2ce36.jpg)
(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:eNLD3ea4GE1E-M:http://www.wildbluffmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/countryhough.JPG)
I can't believe I'm typing this, but it's worth watching Dancing with the Stars just to eyefarg her
(http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/2008/08/julianne-hough.jpg)
(http://www.celebroundup.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/julianne-hough.jpg)
(http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Julianne_Hough/slides/Julianne_Hough%20(96).jpg)
Tina Fey > Big nosed Russian bimbo.
I thought you guys might be more astute, but that's alright.
i would take tina fey anyday over that fake ass blonde but she still has no business being in a best of tournament
plus she gets extra points for being a philly girl
Well then neither do about half of those mentioned already.
You're just going to have to masturbate to her You Betcha impression alone, big guy.
FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! FAAAAAIIIIIIIL!
I know, fail. I'm so embarassed. How could I include Tina Fey on a list that includes such immortal beauties like Danica Patrick and Heather Mitts. So much for sleeping well tonight.
this probably has been posted but i havent seen it
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video
rusty is probably more turned on by the bottle of miller lite than megan fox.
If I could dump that bottle of ML on her and lick it off that would be sort of ok. I guess.
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 07, 2009, 12:56:33 PM
this probably has been posted but i havent seen it
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video
was I the only one smiling back at her? She might not have an ass...but she is attractive as hell. I want to give her a necklace.
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 07, 2009, 12:56:33 PM
this probably has been posted but i havent seen it
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video
the only thing wrong with that video is the Miller Lite and that she has clothes on
she eats like an icehole.
Quote from: mussa on May 07, 2009, 02:02:51 PM
she eats like an icehole.
I heard somewhere you can shove food up your icehole and poop out of your mouth
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 07, 2009, 01:34:02 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 07, 2009, 12:56:33 PM
this probably has been posted but i havent seen it
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video
the only thing wrong with that video is the Miller Lite and that she has clothes on
any she looked completely scared of the grill