An instant classic from MDS:
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Hitting the Zima pretty hard last night, huh, l'il fella?
Well.. it's better than his latest sports article.
He managed, to type, a sentence, without, using, a comma.
better than decent chance he was self defecating too
wow
im an ass
Damn I havn't been smashed like that in a while.
My tolerance needs to go back down.
Quote from: Munson on February 28, 2009, 05:29:21 PM
Damn I havn't been smashed like that in a while.
My tolerance needs to go back down.
or your fake drunking needs to go back up
I got shteinfaced the other night. Puked, fell down in the snow. Made the bar I was in listen to Slayer all night long on the jukebox. Good times.
it snowed in bmore the other night?
btw im in florida now but i heard six inches of snow is on tap for tomorrow?
wait i just realized you were obviously travelling...there was no snow in bmore yesterday or anytime in the last five years
I've been in CT for a month taking care of my mom who wrecked her car. Shoulder replacement on one arm, broken wrist with plate in it on the other. Broken ribs.
Yay.
maybe you should be puking less and tending to ma dooks more
If anything, I'd say drinking more would be appropriate. shtein.
sounds like mom needs a drink too
Something with a straw.
can someone besides an obviously phony and beyond trashy munson contribute to this? i need some company.
I did it once. After the first Washington loss.
My first and only drunken internet posting ever.
I'm drunk as a motherfarger right now. Literally can't stand up plus I have to sleep on the couch because the funhole is pissed off at me for going out drinking all day.
Yay civil unions.
:-D
vomit by the bedroom door so when she walks out of the room she steps in a pile of liquor, beer and chicken wings.
Mmmmmmmm chicken wings.
I'd kill for some wings.
Jewboy I'll out drink you any day of the week. Just name a time, place, beer, and game.
After some delicious beer Thursday, I've settled for Stone light the last two nights...farg my life.
drinking games are for frat boys, wtf is wrong with you
Quote from: Diomedes on February 28, 2009, 10:40:31 PM
I've been in CT for a month taking care of my mom who wrecked her car. Shoulder replacement on one arm, broken wrist with plate in it on the other. Broken ribs.
Yay.
Try not to steal
too many of her pain pills.
On the contrary. Steal as many as possible. Then mail them to me.
Quote from: Diomedes on March 01, 2009, 08:41:54 AM
drinking games are for frat boys, wtf is wrong with you
hes 12 and trashier than a holland tunnel smack whore...i didnt think he could top himself fake drunk typing on the internet...but talking about how much he can drink and challenging people to drinking contests on the internet might just do it
i had alcohol to the point where things were spinning last night.
am i cool now?
No. You didn't come online to tell us about it while it was happening. Jerk.
(http://members.home.nl/j.duerings/Frontpage11/idioms/images/cool_cucumber.gif)
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 01, 2009, 09:40:16 AMtrashier than a holland tunnel smack whore.
Now that's funny.
Been there, done that, Rome?
Hookers at the Point, yo.
that is not the first munson has begged to meet me/do something with me/teabag my 12 incher
you people get faggier every day.
Quote from: SunMo on March 01, 2009, 10:25:53 AM
i had alcohol to the point where things were spinning last night.
am i cool now?
how many BudLimes?
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2009, 01:52:59 PM
Quote from: SunMo on March 01, 2009, 10:25:53 AM
i had alcohol to the point where things were spinning last night.
am i cool now?
how many BudLimes?
more than you could drink....bet
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 01, 2009, 02:10:20 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2009, 01:52:59 PM
Quote from: SunMo on March 01, 2009, 10:25:53 AM
i had alcohol to the point where things were spinning last night.
am i cool now?
how many BudLimes?
more than you could drink....bet
i would take that offer up any day of the week
and did you just sign Sun and up for for a drinking game...oh noes
BudLime tastes like candy.
I was at firewaters on thursday and had some beer that was 9% alcohol by volume. Delicious.
Also enjoyed Brown Aled Girl, which may be my new favorite beer. The winter lager they gave me was pretty good too, but I cannot remember the name.
IGY, I enjoy that your fat heart diseased sausage fingers can still find the keys to accuse anyone of being fake drunk. You man titted lug you.
Quote from: Munson on March 01, 2009, 04:20:28 PM
I enjoy that your fat heart diseased sausage fingers can still find the keys to accuse anyone of being fake drunk. You man titted lug you.
I laughed. Nice job Munson.
Quote from: Munson on March 01, 2009, 04:20:28 PM
BudLime tastes like candy.
I was at firewaters on thursday and had some beer that was 9% alcohol by volume. Delicious.
Also enjoyed Brown Aled Girl, which may be my new favorite beer. The winter lager they gave me was pretty good too, but I cannot remember the name.
IGY, I enjoy that your fat heart diseased sausage fingers can still find the keys to accuse anyone of being fake drunk. You man titted lug you.
accuse you?...you prove it every weekend without any help....now youve moved onto to challenging people to chugging contests and thinking 9% beers are craaaaaazeeeee...id say one day you will grow up and know better but i know your tracing your own abusive bastich fathers footprints in the sand and youre on a collision course with daily cases of budweiser smcking your own seeds around and scowering the trailer park for late night newport shorts...nice future
Yeah, you're right...that 21 year old college student is in no way drunk on the weekends. Crazy faker.
The best part about your sorry insults is not one of them is true...where as everyone here knows your an overweight mess who won't make it to 50 years old.
Now there's a bright future.
And yes, the 9% beer was delicious. I know there are many more out there, but as of now that's the highest I've consumed myself. CRAAAAAZZZZZY.
fake drunk typing talking about drinking games and throwing down drinking challenges to people you dont know on the internet is no way to go thru life...i will give you credit for even having internet access in the delware trailer tho
Haha, I was drunk. I'm pretty sure everyone here can out drink everyone else here when they're good and smashed.
But you keep grasping for those trailer park, cigarette smoking, blah blah blah straws...maybe those stubby sausage links you call fingers will actually get one sooner or later.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2009, 01:52:59 PM
Quote from: SunMo on March 01, 2009, 10:25:53 AM
i had alcohol to the point where things were spinning last night.
am i cool now?
how many BudLimes?
none...buckets of vodka mixed with monster energy drink
Quote from: Munson on March 01, 2009, 04:20:28 PM
fat heart diseased sausage fingers
Quote from: Munson on March 01, 2009, 07:58:57 PM
stubby sausage links you call fingers
Maybe the third time's the charm for that one, huh?
Wait Igy's Fat?
No, he's just stuffed into some animal's intestines.
Quote from: Phanatic on March 01, 2009, 08:34:17 PM
Wait Igy's Fat?
Ph
He could lose 20 lbs., same with myself and 90% of this board. It's more munson finding an insult angle and going with weight
I guess the other question is when did these 2 even meet to come up with the comment and who won the fight?
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 01, 2009, 08:25:38 PM
Quote from: Munson on March 01, 2009, 04:20:28 PM
fat heart diseased sausage fingers
Quote from: Munson on March 01, 2009, 07:58:57 PM
stubby sausage links you call fingers
Maybe the third time's the charm for that one, huh?
Maybe one of these days I'll actually live in a trailer and smoke cigarettes...But until that day, I'm the only one out of us two making sense.
well, that logic is pretty iron-clad
Quote from: Eagaholic on March 02, 2009, 02:36:06 AM
well, that logic is pretty iron-clad
:CF is not exactly a bastion of good logic and thorough thinking.