Hope everyone has a good Christmas. And by good I mean, I hope you all die in a christmas tree fire.
And for our Jew and Muslim friends, Merry Christmas to you, may you drink the blood of Jesus.
I'm chillin' with family. The whole gang for the first time in many many years. And we all brought our dogs. Five of 'em. So if you dickbags have any luck in life, you'll be reading on CNN.com tomorrow about a family in New England being eaten alive by a pack of their own pet dogs.
Does anybody else rock the 7 fishes in here for Christmas dinner or am I the only dego?
God damn I cant wait to grub tonight.
We always eat lasagna on Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas.
I invited you to try our holiday tradition. Me and the Mrs. get under the tree on Christmas eve and make animal noises.
Good times!
We'll have the traditional turkey and all the fixings. Noting as exotic as Yeti with the kids around ;)
Merry Christmas all.
BPJ
Merry Christmas dickbags!
I don't have anything nice to say since I got a stomach virus Friday then gave it to my g/f and daughter, needless to say the past 4 days has sucked ass...so I'll just post a gay Eagles holiday pic and hope everyone gets what they were wishing for:
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Quote from: Yeti on December 24, 2008, 11:37:55 AM
Merry Christmas.
I invited you to try our holiday tradition. Me and the Mrs. get under the tree on Christmas eve and make animal noises.
Good times!
ha..thats great stuff
My sister has kids and a big house, so she gets to do all the big holiday meal stuff now. Everybody'll be heading over there some time tomorrow, hopefully after the kids are done ripping open presents. Later today I'll be making eggnog from a recipe that calls for bourbon and brandy. We'll see how that goes.
Merry Christmas, fellas.
Everybody be safe so after a couple days, we can all get back to bitching and moaning.
I'll be deep frying two, yes two turkeys in an hour or so. I have a Creole Butter marinade that I'll be injecting in the turkey. :drool
I wonder whats going on at the Reid home. I guess Andy is saving money being as he doesn't have to buy as many Christmas presents this year, unless he's putting bucks in his sons commissary account.
Merry Christmas bitches.
Quote from: shorebird on December 24, 2008, 01:30:46 PM
I wonder whats going on at the Reid home.
"*cough* Uh, honey, could you pass the, uh, the stuffing there?"
"I guess I need to put the stuffing in a better position-"
"Don't you start. Just one darn day without someone picking on me, that's all I want for Christmas."
"Okay, okay, I'll hand you the stuffing."
"Okay, so pass me the stuffing."
"I'm handing it to you."
"Yeah, so go ahead and pass it."
"I'm handing it off to you."
"Gosh darnit, woman, pass me the mother loving stuffing!"
ten minutes later
*cough* "The, um, the turkey's a little dry"
"Well, I guess that's on me. Perhaps I need to do a better job prepar-"
"You botox-injected whore! I want a divorce!"
"Fine. I get half, and I'll be farging Joselio Hanson."
Merry Christmas, everybody!
HAHAH nice GF
Merry p h u c king Christmas
Caesar salad with shrimp and flank steak FTW.
Quote from: Yeti on December 24, 2008, 11:37:55 AM
Merry Christmas.
I invited you to try our holiday tradition. Me and the Mrs. get under the tree on Christmas eve and make animal noises.
Good times!
So...I'll be over around 8 then?
Merry Christmas (or whatever) everybody. Tonight we have neighbor friends (and my sister) over for dinner. Ham and crown roast of pork (with sausage stuffing).
merry christmas mutha fargers. I'll be spending my Christmas Eve with Don Ho at Aloha Stadium, im going to Boo santa if he comes out
merry xmas to everyone
stay safe
I shall be sipping on new castle tonight
Merry Christmas everyone. Black & Tan Yuengs until Santa is properly sauced enough to tackle the toys that require assembly.
Putting together shtein on Christmas Eve sucks. Don't have kids for this reason alone. Trust me.
ill trust you, but you need to keep stalking everyone. just to be safe.
also this holiday sucks. why the farg does the world need to be shut down for 2 days for some jews birthday. idiots.
I'm properly sauced at tha Sheraton in waikiki yay Christmas bless Dio
Damn right. Bless Dio.
Feliza Navidad.
Christmas tamales for me...and late night farts for everyone else.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
Merry christmas to everybody except the christ killer. I hope you choke and die.
Ha! Told my kids not to get me any Eagles stuff this year, so they gave me kitchen stuff. An electric deep fryer, the kind with the big basket, an electric griddle, an indoor grill, like the big George Forman but a Hamilton Beach, and a roaster oven. Never have had a roaster oven before, gonna' be nice to try it. I'm thinking rib roast.
Quote from: SunMo on December 25, 2008, 11:30:02 AM
Merry christmas to everybody except the christ killer. I hope you choke and die.
jon you love me
I got finally got a :CF t-shirt. Been asking for one for like four years.
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Mothafargin' money.
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My bro' in law gave me some pepper cheese venison bologna. I swear, you can't tell it's deer meat. shtein is kickin'.
hope everyone had a good one
Todd, happy Thursday. Did you go with the lo mein or the pepper steak?
garlic jumbo shrimp
didnt see a movie, though. so...it didnt feel right.
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 24, 2008, 09:40:38 PM
Putting together shtein on Christmas Eve sucks. Don't have kids for this reason alone. Trust me.
Been there, done that. I remember how amused my folks were as they watched me put assemble stuff on Christmas Eve, and at the time, I didn't appreciate why they were entertained by it.
Thank goodness that's all in the past.
BTW...Christmas dinner was beef tenderloin, baked potatoes, and garlic-parmesan asparagus. Tonight's leftovers are gonna be excellent.
In honor of dead Jews everywhere we had baked ham for dinner last night. And it was fargin' delicious too.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on December 26, 2008, 08:22:17 AM
BTW...Christmas dinner was beef tenderloin, baked potatoes, and garlic-parmesan asparagus. Tonight's leftovers are gonna be excellent.
Crown roast of pork (bacon-wrapped), apple gravy, garlic mashed potatoes, green beans, sweet potatoes, broccoli... Same on the leftovers.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on December 26, 2008, 08:22:17 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 24, 2008, 09:40:38 PM
Putting together shtein on Christmas Eve sucks. Don't have kids for this reason alone. Trust me.
Been there, done that. I remember how amused my folks were as they watched me put assemble stuff on Christmas Eve, and at the time, I didn't appreciate why they were entertained by it.
Thank goodness that's all in the past.
BTW...Christmas dinner was beef tenderloin, baked potatoes, and garlic-parmesan asparagus. Tonight's leftovers are gonna be excellent.
I stayed up until 5 am one year putting up decorations, trains, the tree, only to wake up at 7 with food poisoning. That was a fun Christmas.
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 24, 2008, 09:40:38 PM
Putting together shtein on Christmas Eve sucks. Don't have kids for this reason alone. Trust me.
^^ Hell Yeah^^
I was up one year till 3:00 AM putting shtein together. Never again with that nonsense...
Hope everyone got what they wanted from Santa and Hanuka Harry.
Merry Christmas mongrels.
Mele Kalikimaka!
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Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 24, 2008, 03:00:55 PM
merry christmas mutha fargers. I'll be spending my Christmas Eve with Don Ho at Aloha Stadium, im going to Boo santa if he comes out
HA! We could have scored 50 yard line tenth row for yesterdays game between Southern Miss/Nevada for about $5 each. Extra cash for those yummy Margaritas! We could have heckled the Southern Miss coach for bailing on his team.
Merry X-mas to you all. And god bless the U.S.A.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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Happy Santamas, dick holes.
Merry Christmas, fellow travelers.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss my ass, kiss his ass.
Viva el Christmas Vacation!
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
*I love Christmas so much, I want to Merry it.
*If we celebrate X-mas, what do the X-men celebrate?
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I hope Santa Claus passed up every one of you this Christmas. Merry Christmas et al.
murray christmas
MURRAY CHRISTMAS
Forgot to wish everyone a Happy Kwanzaa
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