Not a shot in hell, but I'll be rooting like hell for Oakland to pull a miracle.
Oh, and to whip Dallas' ass.
At this point I'd rather just miss the playoffs. It will get Reid fired, it will get the team a new GM, and the personnel it deserves. This loss is an absolute embarrassment to the franchise, and Lurie needs to change the tide to save face.
If you want to be one and done though, then by all means, pull for a miracle.
Quote from: King Cole on December 21, 2008, 08:08:58 PM
At this point I'd rather just miss the playoffs. It will get Reid fired, it will get the team a new GM, and the personnel it deserves. This loss is an absolute embarrassment to the franchise, and Lurie needs to change the ride to save face.
If you want to be one and done though, then by all means, pull for a miracle.
I dont even know what I am or not rooting for but you know for a fact that win or lose against the Cowboys that the Eagles will not fire Reid or force him to focus on coaching only and strip him of some of his other duties.
ITS NOT HAPPENING.
Most likely scenario is that the major change you will see is McNabb gone after the season and maybe the Eagles using 1 of their 2 first round draft picks. Thats it.
The Rapture is more likely to happen. Pack it all up boys...season over
Quote from: Magical_Retard on December 21, 2008, 08:10:49 PM
Quote from: King Cole on December 21, 2008, 08:08:58 PM
At this point I'd rather just miss the playoffs. It will get Reid fired, it will get the team a new GM, and the personnel it deserves. This loss is an absolute embarrassment to the franchise, and Lurie needs to change the ride to save face.
If you want to be one and done though, then by all means, pull for a miracle.
I dont even know what I am or not rooting for but you know for a fact that win or lose against the Cowboys that the Eagles will not fire Reid or force him to focus on coaching only and strip him of some of his other duties.
ITS NOT HAPPENING.
Most likely scenario is that the major change you will see is McNabb gone after the season and maybe the Eagles using 1 of their 2 first round draft picks. Thats it.
I think Reid will be fired, but at the very least a new GM and GM duties stripped from Reid is all but an absolute lock. If you can find a bet on that somewhere, go dump your life savings on it, because it is happening.
I will never root for this team to lose to Dallas, but this week is about the closest I'll get.
I've been trying to kill Reid all night with mind bullets, but it doesn't seem to be working. I don't think I can stomach watching next week's suckfest.
Sure you can. Drink about half a quart of Pennzoil mixed with a couple of shots of Wild Turkey just beforehand. That should put you in the right mindframe to watch it.
at least it won't be on NBC. Looks like 4:15 again
how the farg can you have this shtein on your mind after what is probably the worst eagle regular season loss in their franchise history
really this is the most disgraceful thread of all time
i guess next week's game won't be the greatest regular season game in franchise history now
It will if TO breaks his leg.........or better yet, his jaw.
Next week sounds like a great excuse to bring whatever missiles you can and hurl them at anything that moves.
Eagles open somewhere between pick'em and 1-pt favorite
(Oakland is a 2-touchdown underdog)
stop
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Quote from: King Cole on December 21, 2008, 08:21:32 PM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on December 21, 2008, 08:10:49 PM
Quote from: King Cole on December 21, 2008, 08:08:58 PM
At this point I'd rather just miss the playoffs. It will get Reid fired, it will get the team a new GM, and the personnel it deserves. This loss is an absolute embarrassment to the franchise, and Lurie needs to change the ride to save face.
If you want to be one and done though, then by all means, pull for a miracle.
I dont even know what I am or not rooting for but you know for a fact that win or lose against the Cowboys that the Eagles will not fire Reid or force him to focus on coaching only and strip him of some of his other duties.
ITS NOT HAPPENING.
Most likely scenario is that the major change you will see is McNabb gone after the season and maybe the Eagles using 1 of their 2 first round draft picks. Thats it.
I think Reid will be fired, but at the very least a new GM and GM duties stripped from Reid is all but an absolute lock. If you can find a bet on that somewhere, go dump your life savings on it, because it is happening.
Stop kidding yourself. Anyone with half a brain knows that Reid saved his ass during this past month.
Quote from: EagleFeva on December 22, 2008, 08:08:21 AM
Quote from: King Cole on December 21, 2008, 08:21:32 PM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on December 21, 2008, 08:10:49 PM
Quote from: King Cole on December 21, 2008, 08:08:58 PM
At this point I'd rather just miss the playoffs. It will get Reid fired, it will get the team a new GM, and the personnel it deserves. This loss is an absolute embarrassment to the franchise, and Lurie needs to change the ride to save face.
If you want to be one and done though, then by all means, pull for a miracle.
I dont even know what I am or not rooting for but you know for a fact that win or lose against the Cowboys that the Eagles will not fire Reid or force him to focus on coaching only and strip him of some of his other duties.
ITS NOT HAPPENING.
Most likely scenario is that the major change you will see is McNabb gone after the season and maybe the Eagles using 1 of their 2 first round draft picks. Thats it.
I think Reid will be fired, but at the very least a new GM and GM duties stripped from Reid is all but an absolute lock. If you can find a bet on that somewhere, go dump your life savings on it, because it is happening.
Stop kidding yourself. Anyone with half a brain knows that Reid saved his ass during this past month.
He's not kidding himself, you are directing your response at a person with less than half a brain.
The NFL on Monday moved three games from 1:00 to 4:15 p.m. for next Sunday's regular-season finales.
As expected, all three contests - Miami at New York Jets, Jacksonville at Baltimore and Dallas as Philadelphia - have playoff implications.
On Sunday, the league announced that the showdown to decide the AFC West between Denver and San Diego will be switched to 8:15 next Sunday night.
Thats actually good. Once the Bucs win and knock the Eagles out, they can go out and play comfortably to knock the Cowboys out.
If the Bucs somehow lost they would go into that game all tense and lose.
Good news, guys! I just checked the bandwagon, and there's plenty of room now.
and the bears lose one game or minnesota loses next week.
fire reid.
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 21, 2008, 09:01:38 PM
how the farg can you have this shtein on your mind after what is probably the worst eagle regular season loss in their franchise history
really this is the most disgraceful thread of all time
I had this shtein on my mind all day, what would happen if they lost. Because I made this thread does not ake away the anger and utter sickness that I felt yesterday watching that farging slop on the field.
It was without a doubt one of the worst regular season losses. No question.
Missed picks, dropped balls, Reid calling a shtein ass game...the list goes on.
Ok, so they need to beat Dallas
Have Oakland beat Tampa
and if the Vikings beat the Giants, the Texans have to beat Chicago.
Yay shteinting the bed against Washington.
They come out this week running the ball and running it good. McNabb explodes and goes for 3 TDS. Westbrook and Buck combine for 200 yards rushing and 2 TD's. Defense dominates. Romo chokes as always this time of year.
But oh yea, too little too late cause we blew the taterskins game. Season over.
And a few months later, as Cap'n Andy trades out of the first round, he twirls his stash singing to the tune of "Gimme Shelter"; "We're just a hair away", we're just a hair away", hair away, hair away....
We're not going to get into all that
Lost in the anger over this past game, it just hit me that this might be the last game for Dawkins and McNabb as Eagles.
:boom
Which would be a goddamn shame.
Dawk should be brought back on a 1yr deal and McNabb needs his contract restructured to keep him here as the starter for at least 3 more years.
Why would he bother? Dawk deserves to go to a team with a legitimate shot at winning a Super Bowl in 2009. He's earned that right.
They'll resign Dawkins. No way they go into next year with Demps as a starter.
Meh - the both of them would only likely make the difference between a 6-10 or an 8-8 season. This team has serious talent issues.
They have other problems, bigger problems, at different positions.
Getting rid of both these guys without replacing them with equal or superior talent would be creating a even bigger mess.
I heard some fans clamoring for Matt Cassel on the radio today. Yeah that makes sense. The career backup who gets to throw to Moss and Welker and has Belichek as his coach would work in this whacky offense with these WRs and this coach.
Quote from: JackStraw on December 23, 2008, 05:19:54 PM
Meh - the both of them would only likely make the difference between a 6-10 or an 8-8 season. This team has serious talent issues.
God I'm going to sound like a broken record but its not talent issues with this team, for the most part!(LB's and WR's have serious talent issues IMO)
It's how they utilize the players they have and that's a direct reflection of the coaches. Same as players they draft, all on GM. Mostly not having the right players in the right scenarios. They are pass heavy, yet have no legit threats at WR. They don't run a balanced offense, which doesn't help these mediocre receivers get open and set up the pass AND take pressure off McNabb. McNabb is not a 40+ passing QB period, he needs a balanced offense and at least one legit WR. They have a huge oline built to run block and one of the best RB's in modern day NFL, yet don't put the ball in his hands enough!
Not being able to stay on the field to sustain drives then effects how the defense plays. If the D is on the field all day, doesn't matter if they are good or not.
With all the love for Dawkins flying around recently, I have decided that I'm either the last sane person in the world, or completely blind.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 23, 2008, 08:11:58 PM
With all the love for Dawkins flying around recently, I have decided that I'm either the last sane person in the world, or completely blind.
The problem is they really have not even attempted finding his replacement or someone to groom under him to ease the transition. Is Demps that guy?
I thought they were going to go with Kolb.
That or Considine.
As we speak he is adding 20 pounds of muscle.
Farg this goddamn shtein. Eagles don't deserve to make the playoffs. They all should be sucking donkey dick, every goddamn last one of them, Mcnabb, Westbrook and Dawk included. They can all eat shtein and die.
Andy Reid needs to have his ignorant hardheaded face punched in.
I don't care if the Eagles make the playoffs or not. I still want the Cowboys to miss the playoffs, though.
Quote from: shorebird on December 24, 2008, 12:24:03 AM
Farg this goddamn shtein. Eagles don't deserve to make the playoffs. They all should be sucking donkey dick, every goddamn last one of them, Mcnabb, Westbrook and Dawk included. They can all eat shtein and die.
Andy Reid needs to have his ignorant hardheaded face punched in.
Settle down icehole. Westbrook is a football god and Dawkins is too. True, it's time for the latter to exit--at the very least from a starting role--but try to calm yourself. Even McNabb deserves better than to eat shtein and die: let him eat soup and die.
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 24, 2008, 01:10:10 AM
I don't care if the Eagles make the playoffs or not. I still want the Cowboys to miss the playoffs, though.
Roger that. As I have calmed down (not really) since Sunday it will make my year to knock those son's of bitches out of the playoffs. If we could play spoiler, oh that would be so sweet. Watching Dallas implode............Merry Christmas to us.
QuoteThe Eagles clinch a wild-card spot with a Philadelphia win and Tampa Bay loss and Minnesota loss OR Philadelphia win and Tampa Bay loss and Chicago loss.
EXCITING.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 24, 2008, 01:35:53 AM
Quote from: shorebird on December 24, 2008, 12:24:03 AM
Farg this goddamn shtein. Eagles don't deserve to make the playoffs. They all should be sucking donkey dick, every goddamn last one of them, Mcnabb, Westbrook and Dawk included. They can all eat shtein and die.
Andy Reid needs to have his ignorant hardheaded face punched in.
Settle down icehole. Westbrook is a football god and Dawkins is too. True, it's time for the latter to exit--at the very least from a starting role--but try to calm yourself. Even McNabb deserves better than to eat shtein and die: let him eat soup and die.
Yeah, yeah. I shouldn't post so late after getting blasted.
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 24, 2008, 09:13:37 AM
QuoteThe Eagles clinch a wild-card spot with a Philadelphia win and Tampa Bay loss and Minnesota loss OR Philadelphia win and Tampa Bay loss and Chicago loss.
EXCITING.
Yeah, makes my putter flutter.
I think shorebird has the market cornered on hyperbole.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 24, 2008, 09:50:53 AM
I think shorebird has the market cornered on hyperbole.
What about IGY?
I can not believe you would diss him like this.
Beat the Cowboys yes! This will put some icing on the shtein cake of a season we had. Make the playoffs, no. I can't take the fatman and boy wonder duo anymore.
Quote from: Magical_Retard on December 24, 2008, 12:16:39 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 24, 2008, 09:50:53 AM
I think shorebird has the market cornered on hyperbole.
What about IGY?
I can not believe you would diss him like this.
Speaking of our resident taterskin fan, were is he? Haven't seen him post today.
Actually, he hasn't posted in the last couple days. Wonder if the knife in the neck comment got him a little time off?
I'm starting to care again about winning this game - not because it will "help" the Eagles "maybe" make the playoffs, but because it would guarantee that Dallas does not.
That's enough reason to root for anyone in this game, let alone my favorite team.
CAN I GET A farg DALLAS?!?
farg Dallas
Farg everybody.
especially Dallas
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 24, 2008, 01:54:13 PM
I'm starting to care again about winning this game - not because it will "help" the Eagles "maybe" make the playoffs, but because it would guarantee that Dallas does not.
That's enough reason to root for anyone in this game, let alone my favorite team.
CAN I GET A farg DALLAS?!?
You got me with that post, and I agree 100%.
FARG DALLAS
Someone else's misery making your holiday... only in Philly. But I'm not going to hide it, I want to see Dallas miss the playoffs and their holiday be ruined.
The post-game bitching, whining, complaining, and weeping would all be so worth it. My only worry is that winning this game gives Reid another season here.
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Quote from: FastFreddie on December 24, 2008, 01:54:13 PM
I'm starting to care again about winning this game - not because it will "help" the Eagles "maybe" make the playoffs, but because it would guarantee that Dallas does not.
That's enough reason to root for anyone in this game, let alone my favorite team.
CAN I GET A farg DALLAS?!?
Truer words have never been spoken.
its always a bonerific experience to beat dallas, but a 42-0 loss might just get fatass fired or a step closer to it, and since he isnt winning a super bowl and those are the only things that matter, whatever the farg needs to get done gonna get done to get it done ya heard
Quote from: MDS on December 25, 2008, 12:35:30 AM
its always a bonerific experience to beat dallas, but a 42-0 loss might just get fatass fired or a step closer to it, and since he isnt winning a super bowl and those are the only things that matter, whatever the farg needs to get done gonna get done to get it done ya heard
Shut up, faggggggggggggggggot.
Quote from: MDS on December 25, 2008, 12:35:30 AM
its always a bonerific experience to beat dallas, but a 42-0 loss might just get fatass fired or a step closer to it, and since he isnt winning a super bowl and those are the only things that matter, whatever the farg needs to get done gonna get done to get it done ya heard
Haha. Worst post in the history of time.
thats the holiday spirit you queens
It's like IGY took a big jewish shtein.
A turd with a Kippah on it?
In the grand scheme of things, Rich Hofmann doesn't think this game (http://www.philly.com/dailynews/sports/20081226_Rich_Hofmann__Eagles_have_three_big_questions_for_the_future.html) matters all that much, and I agree.
Quoteit's hard to believe that one game here can make a difference. Reid could run the ball 50 times or 15 and the track record is the track record. McNabb could beat the Cowboys in the last 2 minutes or he could throw a killer interception to lose it and the history is the history.
One game, one play . . . no, not now, not anymore.
QuoteTo fixate on this year, or this specific game, would be wrong. So, again, look forward and ask:
* Is it reasonable to expect a championship with Reid still picking the players?
* Is it reasonable to expect a championship with Reid employing the same pass-first philosophy?
* Is it reasonable to expect a championship with McNabb at quarterback?
No
No
I don't know.
Actually it's not "reasonable" to expect championship, matter who coach or the QB are.
So the weather outlook is warm with strong winds, and 30% chance of rain. :(
http://www.weather.com/outlook/events/nfl/gameforecast/19148?from=NFL_teamsched&eventid=267436 (http://www.weather.com/outlook/events/nfl/gameforecast/19148?from=NFL_teamsched&eventid=267436)
If someone doesn't kill Andy or drop him off at Sizzler before the gamewe are screwed.
Look, this game is going to be bad no matter what happens. Start drinking now.
Oh believe me, no work on Monday and an afternoon game, I will be plenty juiced by kickoff time. I am just in that stage where Andy has made me laugh, depressed and borderline murderer all at once. I can only deal with one voice in my head at once, three voices drives me coo coo.
(http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/nfl/news/1999/10/11/philly_fans_ap/lg_irvin_ap.jpg)
Hahaha
Good morning all.....Dallas Sucks
Dallas sucks.
I'm not going to watch this game. Going to take the old lady out for a fancy dinner and have some secks after.
An oldie but a goodie...
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Quote from: FastFreddie on December 28, 2008, 11:22:03 AM
Dallas sucks.
I'm not going to watch this game. Going to take the old lady out for a fancy dinner and have some secks with myself after.
Bitch.
DALLAS SUCKS!!!
Oakland's D has shown up so far.
Giants and Texans haven't however.
Giants are sitting half thier starters. Come the second half you probably won't know anyone on the field.
They saw their starting tight end get carted off the field. They shouldn't have had any starters in whatsoever. Coughlin really is a farging imbecile.
Raiders and Texans leading at half.
:paranoid
The crowd should be in fine form. The crowd may be the most entertaining element of this afternoon.
While there has always been depression after the last game of any season, I can't recall ever being this dejected prior to the game - and this goes for some of the worst seasons hosted by the likes of Campbell, Rhodes, Kotite, et al. You look at this season, you shake your head and you say; "What the farg?"..
These past four years have been dismal. Like Walsh said of Steve DeBerg; "He'll play just well well-enough to lose you the game." And Reid ='s DeBerg.
Regardless of the consequences, and the years involved, it is time. Now.
Blow it up by the combine.
farg Dallas!
edited for wrongness
Raiders retake lead?
:evil
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 28, 2008, 03:45:15 PM
Raiders retake lead?
:evil
crazy.
but now it looks like the vikes might pull out a win.
Doesn't matter if Houston beats CHI.
okay...nevermind then. :-D
anyway, vikes win.
This game is 16 seconds away from meaning something.
Can the Raiders not be the Raiders for 16 more seconds?
Wow.
God either wants the Eagles in the playoffs bad enough that he's handed them a chance to control it two weeks in a row...or he just wants to continue to torture Philly fans.
I guess we'll know by 7:30
Are you kidding me? Tampa Bay loses. Chicago loses.
Wow.
farg it. GO BIRDS!
everything on the line...i think we all know how this one will turn out. :paranoid
It's all payback for letting the Phillies win a championship :boom
Edit-I figured the crowd would be excited as usual....but it's hitting me how electric it's going to be at the Linc now.
farg THE COWBOYS!
It's up to the Eagles now - they control their own fate.
ahh fumble by Westy....... :boom
farging game isn't on here....i'm off to the bar
End of 1 - 3 all
Wait to go Buck!! When health he is awesome - dam it's lonely in here today
(kind of like talking to yourself)
Big RAC by Buckhalter... now the first wasted timeout (which also gives Dallas some time to see if McNabb was across the line of scrimmage).
Jimmy Rollins sighting in the McNabb luxury box
NICE!!
10-3 Eagles
McNabb sneaks it in. 10-3
WOOO
I think I just saw Clemons get pressure, and not in garbage time. Wow.
Defense is up to the task (so far) and they are banging Homo around!!
classic 3rd and 2...shotgun alignment, cowboys showing blitz...McNabb sacked...what the farg kind of routes were they running
and sav rocca SUCKS!
Bad possession there.
Reid's running the ball too much. ;)
thankfully the cowboys look bad, 3 and out. Defense looks hungry today. Killa (manbearpig) is pressuring Romo on every pass attempt.
Wow, that was a great pass from McNabb to Jackson.
Quote from: Munson on December 28, 2008, 05:22:13 PM
Wow, that was a great pass from McNabb to Jackson.
Very nice..nice pass, nice read
CRUSH DALLAS!
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Touchdown BUCK!!
Good for Buck
BUCK!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17-3 BABY!
that was a beautiful play
put the ball in westy's and buckhalters hands all night long baby!
Announcers are correct - they have been good in the red zone today
Andy Reid's calling a balanced attack, they're moving the ball.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T fargING CHANGE IT REID YOU GINGERHEADED farg.
romo choke number 1
Holy. farging. shtein.
I honestly cannot believe that this is happening.
The past 4 possessions the eagles offense has thrown on 1st, ran on 2nd and of course pass on 3rd. Can they switch it up alittle?
Dallas and Homo are just off.
Like you I didn't see this coming
Pacman = IDIOT
Dumb criminal (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/QBEagles/pacman.gif) !!
:D
Thank you Raiders. Thank you Texans. Thank you Cowboys.
Divisional round exit, here come the Eagles!
Here come the flagboys!
YES!
CRUSH KILL DESTROY
farg DALLAS
oh wow, christmas all over again :yay :yay 24-3 birds!
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 28, 2008, 05:35:19 PM
Dumb criminal (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/QBEagles/pacman.gif) !!
:D
Dumbest player in the NFL! :-D
Quote from: mussa on December 28, 2008, 05:40:03 PM
oh wow, christmas all over again :yay :yay 24-3 birds!
27 baby!
wooooooo
DON'T LET UP... CONTINUE TO CRUSH THE COWBOYS AND TONY CHOKE-O
Final score: ??-3!
this is making me feel really good about myself
Farg Dallas!
That second quarter was like watching Lidge's WS slider again and again. Watching Cowboys suffering feels like heroin in my veins.
Romo copying the patented McNabb smile.
Wasted timeout there.... I didn't see anything illegal about that play.
good god that was a wasted timeout...cross your freakin fingers this game isn't over
cumming
Andy still sucks
f:KJDXZ
HOLLY CRAP!!!
Turnover #2 by Homo - TD EAGLES ;D
worth every penny of that contract. Mother farger this is holy shtein.
i have a boner
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/QBEagles/pacman.gif) MVP
there are no words.
i dont even get this. i could have never imagined this. i jizzed in my pants
FARG DALLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Can someone start a T.O chant inthat morther farger
Dawkins with sack, forced fumble. Clemons picks it off the bounce, runs it back 73 yards!(with sweet stiff arm at the end to get into endzone)
RESIGN DAWKINS!!!
xmas miracle
Looks like we're gonna get the Saturday 4:30 game unless they decide to add an extra day between the Arizona game and the Fiesta Bowl...
don't give up guys fargin jam it up their arse
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG FUMBLE OMG
just came my pants
goddamn my pants are getting crusty
this is like a madden game on easy...MR. DAWKINS DESERVES HIS CHECK AND A NEW CONTRACT
am i dead? is this happening?
WTF IM IN HEAVEN!
I'm all out of semen...im done...NO MORE!
Quote from: mussa on December 28, 2008, 06:17:24 PM
I'm all out of semen...im done...NO MORE!
I wouldn't mind firing a few blanks before the night is done.
CONTINUE TO CRUSH
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 28, 2008, 05:39:44 PM
YES!
CRUSH KILL DESTROY
farg DALLAS
dawkins better be re signed right now. he better be on the phone with banner right now.
holy crap I've never seen anything like this
Defense has to be tired by now. The offense might not get on the field this quarter.
fifty spot please.
Next time T.O. sniffs the ball someone needs to do the flapping wings in his grill.
ROMO WITH ANOTHER FUMBLE :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Haha even Trevor Laws is good today. :-D
Andy comes out throwing bombs.
put in kolb and pass every down/.
Turnover #3 by Homo
i meant run every down.
put in kolb!
Quote from: mussa on December 28, 2008, 06:17:24 PM
I'm all out of semen...im done...NO MORE!
Squeeze out another one buddy
I u know I can't even. ;D
Quote from: hunt on December 28, 2008, 04:11:34 PM
everything on the line...i think we all know how this one will turn out. :paranoid
an eagles' blowout...yeah, that's what i was referring to.
Look at Andy Reid showing emotion and trying to get the crowd pumped up
Can I actually like this man for just one game
Quote from: Magical_Retard on December 28, 2008, 06:24:10 PM
put in kolb and pass every down/.
At least the boys would score a TD then
Dmac, Westy and the pimp should not see another down today.
aw tank johnson is upset, sit down and have a drink you hack
Tank Johnson... another dumb criminal Cowboy.
i'm watching the rest of the game with my pants off!
id expect
sat
430- eagles/vikings
800- colts/afc west
100- dolphins/ravens
430- falcons/cards
^ like I mentioned earlier, they're playing the Fiesta Bowl on Monday night, so it depends on whether or not 24 hours is enough time to prepare the field after a playoff game
3 and out, almost picked off by Bradley
Cowboys punting... surrender.
Quote from: hunt on December 28, 2008, 06:29:18 PM
i'm watching the rest of the game with my pants off!
Must have hurt getting those pants unstuck.
Start the T.O. suicide watch immediately! :evil :-D
joe buck says if the eagles win this week. What a jag.
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 28, 2008, 06:29:55 PM
^ like I mentioned earlier, they're playing the Fiesta Bowl on Monday night, so it depends on whether or not 24 hours is enough time to prepare the field after a playoff game
3 and out, almost picked off by Bradley
possible
but nbc gets to pick the game they want and unless theyre forced theyll take eagles over atl/arz
filthy run by buck :-D
thats what im fargin talking about BUCK! TRUCKIN mothafargas!
Nice run by Buck. Cowboys look like they are giving up
Damn they made Buck look like Westy!
get westbrook out of there, hell take out buck...Eckel all day baby!
yep...have cobb hand it to eckel every play.
Akers is done
At this point I'm just hoping for no garbage time points against my PHI fantasy defense. Also following the MIA-NYJ game to hope for the Pats missing the playoffs.
Buck should be a bigger part of the offense.
And romo runnin for his life.
jerry Jones is gonna need some more botox injections.
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 28, 2008, 06:40:48 PM
Also following the MIA-NYJ game to hope for the Pats missing the playoffs.
same here. the pats & the favres missing the playoffs would be nice.
I hope they run an I formation with Klecko and Eckel that would fargin rick.
Favres are probably done already, the Ravens are knocking them out by winning.
This is so farging great.
What the farg was Westbrook doing carrying the ball last quarter? He should be getting hummers in the lockerroom right now.
Andy Reid needs to die but if he wins this team a championship I'll lick his sweaty back hair.
why is mcnabb in their ??? :boom
TO chant!
the T.O. chant awesome :-D
Why is McNabb in?
Why is Buck even in?
Play KOLB and LOBO please Reid.
if TO or pacman get irvined, this will be the perfect game.
who knows
who knows
yes please.
This will be a record victory in the series against these jags. ;D
Romolicious comercial was awesome!!!
Any word on Dawk
Quote from: phillymic2000 on December 28, 2008, 06:43:09 PM
I hope they run an I formation with Klecko and Eckel that would fargin rick.
With Kolb at QB, and single WR set with Kevin Curtis, two TE's with Celek and Schobel (is he even on the team anymore? hahahaha)...an all white backfield and skill posistion offense.
IGY's head would explode.
now the game is won by the iggles. I hate you Joe Buck.
Quote from: 4and26 on December 28, 2008, 06:49:03 PM
Any word on Dawk
yeah...he's washed up. :-D
nah, haven't heard anything.
T.O. might kill himself on the field :-D
(http://mikenhl.com/sas/fatkidforsas.gif)
Fat.
Quote from: phillymic2000 on December 28, 2008, 06:50:58 PM
T.O. might kill himself on the field :-D
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/tayryn/smileys/praying.gif)
Quote from: hunt on December 28, 2008, 06:52:45 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on December 28, 2008, 06:50:58 PM
T.O. might kill himself on the field :-D
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/tayryn/smileys/praying.gif)
:-D
Quote from: Magical_Retard on December 28, 2008, 06:52:01 PM
(http://mikenhl.com/sas/fatkidforsas.gif)
I shall call him... mini-Reid!
looks like a little Andy. :-D
Andy needs to dress him identical and he should be on the sideline against Minny.
holding a cheesesteak for Andy to munch on.
time for a bomb to g-lew.
fake punt run to Klecko for a 90yrd. td.
Farvererer throws 3 picks today. What a great day!
Dmac mocking T.O. fargin awesome!
Romo is having a panic attack on the sideline, or they are getting the straight jacket ready for T.O.
Romo seriously looks bad keep the fargin camera on him.
one more time
FARG DALLAS
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 21, 2008, 09:13:09 PM
i guess next week's game won't be the greatest regular season game in franchise history now
It was! :-D
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 28, 2008, 07:13:28 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 21, 2008, 09:13:09 PM
i guess next week's game won't be the greatest regular season game in franchise history now
It was! :-D
It will never be erased from the DVR!!!
gotta like their chances against tavaris jackson next week.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
farg DALLAS!!
except fat ass won't run against the #1 run defense. :paranoid
Quote from: phillymic2000 on December 28, 2008, 07:21:48 PM
except fat ass won't run against the #1 run defense. :paranoid
yeah...90/10 pass/run ratio next week.
FARG DALLAS!!!
andy didn't mention an injury to dawk so i'm assuming he's okay.
and yes....farg dallas.
wade in his press conf. knows he is losing his job :-D
farg
dallas
Wow, I couldn't possibly care less about Dallas, but this win was beautiful.
Carolina is the only team in the NFC that I think would clean the Eagles' clock right now. The giants are definitely beatable.
farg YEAH!!!
>:D
i wish i could watch the press conferences right now.
esp the dallas cowboys and esp the TO press conference.
If andy or marty call an even or close to even pass/rush ratio we can beat Carolina. Our defense is playing Sick i mean Sick right now.
From the Associated Press recap story: (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=281228021)
QuoteOf all the teams that remained in contention for a playoff berth entering the final weekend, the Eagles had the lowest odds. Meanwhile, Dallas knew all week it just had to win to get in.
How 'bout them Cowboys!
:-D
Quote from: rjs246 on December 28, 2008, 07:29:35 PM
Carolina is the only team in the NFC that I think would clean the Eagles' clock right now. The giants are definitely beatable.
truth
farg DALLAS!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/medium_TO.jpg)
my room looks like the set after american bukkake 30
TO on espn news right now.
You could tell how much the team missed LJ today.
with the weapons on this team we need more opportunities!
Needs to be some changes, you know putting guys in the position to win :-D the classic Andy line!!
You're a visionary Phreak.
Anyone have Michael Bush's address so I can send him a big Thank You?
wow, mcnabb is bitter. :-D
just win a super bowl, 5...then you'll be loved.
I don't even know what to say. Second best day of like the last two months and stuff.
Romo up with a complete homo look.
"frustrating, dissapointing you know"
"hoped to play a lot better then we did"
we understand we need to do a few things to counter a few things we are doing :paranoid
:-D Farg Dallas!
"They exposed us" :o
what did dmac say?
the usual "media hates me, media wants to put me down" crap
Quote from: BigEd76 on December 28, 2008, 08:05:30 PM
the usual "media hates me, media wants to put me down" crap
They're desirous for him to throw wormburners.
Quote from: phillymic2000 on December 28, 2008, 07:50:10 PM
with the weapons on this team we need more opportunities!
Needs to be some changes, you know putting guys in the position to win :-D the classic Andy line!!
also said he knows deep down that the philly fans would be happy if he came back.
farg Dallas!
At some point in the third quarter I was explaining to the people in the bar that Westbrook is a football god. By way of emphasis, I announced that I would suck Wesbtrook's dick. Right when the room went a tad quiet.
Yea!
Every man has his price. I don't care how macho you act.
4:30 SUNDAY
Quote from: rjs246 on December 28, 2008, 07:29:35 PM
Wow, I couldn't possibly care less about Dallas, but this win was beautiful.
Carolina is the only team in the NFC that I think would clean the Eagles' clock right now. The giants are definitely beatable.
Yeah, that is the problem. I've totally talked myself into the Eagles making it to the SB. Which is patently ridiculous, because they are just as likely to shtein the bed like last week as play like they did today. farg it, they ass-raped the Cowboys into submission, and made the playoffs to boot, because Gruden shtein the bed. And I get to hang Thank You cards on the doors of all my neighbors in Chicago tonight. Rock ON!
If you guys watch the replays they keep showing farging Jerrah in his lair.
And it is the best thing ever.
Yeah, Skeletor looked pretty pissed. And everyone in the room was looking mighty nervous, like he might go apeshtein like Pesci in Goodfellas. It was beautiful.
the principal at our high school has season tickets and just called me to see if I wanted to go :o my first playoff game eva!!
Quote from: phillymic2000 on December 28, 2008, 08:56:29 PM
the principal at our high school has season tickets and just called me to see if I wanted to go :o my first playoff game eva!!
Sounds like an old guy from "Family Guy" mooment to me.
He's not my principal, I work for the district, we are equals on the flow chart.
Top 3 Eagles game I've ever been too, have to rank it behind the body bag game and the playoff win over the Giants in 2006. I can still smell the port-a-potty for some reason. diehard, dis, and anyone else I pre-gamed and post gamed with thanks. farg Dallas!
I can't believe what I saw today. When I woke up this morning, I was thinking, no friggen' way. Still can't believe it.
This team............I have no words.
McNabb threw only 21 passes today.
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 28, 2008, 11:22:03 AM
Dallas sucks.
I'm not going to watch this game. Going to take the old lady out for a fancy dinner and have some secks after.
So how did this work out for you?
Christina gets it in the box...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JPimBZvAV4& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JPimBZvAV4&)
bam right in the kisser
In farging shock, if you would have told me the Eagles make the playoffs, with a tie and only 9 wins, and that they would rely on the Raiders and Texans, i'd call you Phreak.
I knew it all along. You need to follow the Father when it comes to fandom.
In other news, been drinking heavily all day, and it only got more intense after half time. By now, I'm quite drunk and extremely and overly happy. And I don't see it dropping it off any day this week.....
Apparently i need to be in Hawaii for games, because without me drinking with Don Ho, this never happens yay me
Quote from: phattymatty on December 28, 2008, 10:28:13 PM
Christina gets it in the box...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JPimBZvAV4& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JPimBZvAV4&)
That's what she said.
Dawk going off for the Fight song was farging awesome. I have some serious man love issues now.
He picked a good week to make some plays.
Chris Clemons was the player of the game. Well, Buck is up there too.
As much as I despise Reid, it was cool seeing him with the beard and trying to fire up the crowd.
The defense played amazing and has really been playing at an extremely high level for weeks. The whole secondary and the whole pass rush were swarming over Dallas' pass attack and making huge plays left and right. The run was contained until the game didn't matter anymore.
The offense didn't put up crazy numbers, but they managed an excellent gameplan, kept Demarcus Ware in check, kept DMac safe in general, got a couple big plays, and is there anyone who would have replaced Celek with LJ in this game?
And no injuries.
Areas that needed improvement were short yardage running, punting, and kick coverage, but those were all extremely minor concerns that did absolutely nothing to spoil a major ass-kicking of Dallas that will be remembered for years.
I was at work when this game was on and am usually quite quiet, but I was following it on the net. I think people thought I was strange. What a great thread this is! I have just read every single page! Brilliant! And what a great day for football! No Boys, cheating cheating Patriots or hamster face Shanahan in the playoffs. And we butt-raped Dallas. It does not get any better.
Chris Carter was just on Mike and Mike saying that the first move he would make in Dallas is to get rid of TO. He said, one bullet, and BAM, he's gone.
Tony Romo supposedly collasped in the shower with a rib injury and had to be helped up, but managed to get to the podium for his post game press conference.
I luv this shtein.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 28, 2008, 10:28:13 PM
Christina gets it in the box...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JPimBZvAV4& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JPimBZvAV4&)
Nice. I also liked Lurie giving McNabb a big bear hug after the game and even taking a moment to chat with Lito. I wonder what he had to say there.
Quote from: MDS on December 28, 2008, 06:29:30 PM
id expect
sat
430- eagles/vikings
800- colts/afc west
100- dolphins/ravens
430- falcons/cards
good job being wrong you dumb jew
Haha
The one thing that hasnt been talked about enough is the fact that Tre Thomas beat the shtein out of Demarcus Ware
contract extension?
Either Thomas or Runyan has to get an extension
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't that the biggest margin of victory the Eagles ever had against the Cowboys?
Yep...
coulda swore i saw lurie hug lito...or was it reid...one of them did
Lurie hugged him.
wrong thread
.
ha
I was shocked when I looked at the stats and saw T.O. with 6 catches for 103 yards. Has there ever been a quieter 100 yard game?
I know he got big yards on the pass from Witten (Killa almost decapitated Romo on that play) but I don't really remember T.O. having any impact at all other than that play.
i said the same thing to myself...i thought it was a misprint
i dont remember him playing outside of the witten pass and the reverse
then again when the camera is on you one thousand times while youre on the sideline during the game it tends to overshadow what you do on the field
A few more interesting stats from that game, the Eagles had zero penalties. Cowboys had 4 penalties for 41 yards, and 5 turnovers. The Eagles D had 1 int., 4 sacks, three forced fumbles with two returned a total of 196 yds. for two td's. Eagles offense was 3 for 3 inside the red zone, Cowboys were 0-4.
Total domination.
Reese is right, Demarcus Ware was invisible, and Castillo and the O Line needs to get credit for that shtein
This is far and away the best Eagles moment since winning the NFC Championship, right? And the party didn't even start in that championship game until the Chad Lewis TD... this game was a party from the second quarter on and I'm still feeling the buzz. It was perfect in so many farging ways.
Last night the Eagles might have caused the maximum amount of Cowboys fan pain in the history of the Cowboys franchise. Today Cowboys fans looked like they survived a concentration camp or a rape... it's like they are still trying to comprehend the full scale of the disaster that is their team. A lot of fans from teams around the league, including the taterskins and Giants, are loving the Eagles right now.
Who is the Cowboy guy on youtube that's always hollering crazy crap? I'll bet he's busting a vien.
Quote from: shorebird on December 29, 2008, 05:46:33 PM
Who is the Cowboy guy on youtube that's always hollering crazy crap? I'll bet he's busting a vien.
I was thinking the same thing. Love to hear what that tool is saying today.
Got to enjoy the game with SeaBiscuit who is in the islands for the holidays (and our lovely island wide blackout Friday night). We are still both in a state of shock after yesterday. Great having another birds fan in the house. Sad part was there was not one Dallas fan in the bar to ridicule.
They kept leaving as soon as they walked in to see the score
farg Dallas!
The End
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 29, 2008, 05:36:59 PM
This is far and away the best Eagles moment since winning the NFC Championship, right? And the party didn't even start in that championship game until the Chad Lewis TD... this game was a party from the second quarter on and I'm still feeling the buzz. It was perfect in so many farging ways.
Last night the Eagles might have caused the maximum amount of Cowboys fan pain in the history of the Cowboys franchise. Today Cowboys fans looked like they survived a concentration camp or a rape... it's like they are still trying to comprehend the full scale of the disaster that is their team. A lot of fans from teams around the league, including the taterskins and Giants, are loving the Eagles right now.
easily best since 2004 but thats not saying much...however sunday was ruined for me personally as the taterskin game the week before was my worst moment since the tampa vet closing game and one of the worst ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AcWZYOvdb8
64, Eagle green and i had an awesome time..one of the great assking fargs of all time......IMO the "immaculate wildcard" game
a trip to the woodshed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rBA41f7A0c&eurl=http://www.americasteamsucks.com/
why helloooooo murrrrrrrrrp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzoQUtlT2Ns&feature=related
Texas Trash
Man, I didn't know Effrey was such a wifebeater.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 30, 2008, 06:14:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzoQUtlT2Ns&feature=related
Texas Trash
QuoteThat Cowgirls fan must be sleeping with every one of her own family members like every other Texas trailer park whore. Maybe she can go to Tijuana, Mexico and have her ass and Hoyda stuffed by a donkey in a donkey show. She can go farg herself like every other trailer park Cowgirls fan. She can even go back to the trailer park and watch the Eagles win the whole damn thing! She must live in a trailer with three fat pigs in their Food Club. Cowgirl fans are the people from 3 Pigs in a Trailer.
haha
The row directly in front of us was 2/3 Cowboys fans, and you could tell they were the type that would be standing up talking shtein if they were winning. After Hanson took Barbers fumble back the distance an Eagles fan said something to some white trash girl with a Cowboys t-shirt on and she ran into the tunnel talking shtein to him. She was ejected much like the trash in that video.
Nice 5 minutes of highlights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkQhWGxnr60&feature=related)
Quote from: SD_Eagle on December 30, 2008, 07:54:13 PM
Nice 5 minutes of highlights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkQhWGxnr60&feature=related)
Could watch that over and over again. And over. Sexy.
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n264/mad555/2008-2009%20Season/Week%2017%20Eagles%20VS%20Cowgirls%20For%20All%20The%20Marbles/DSCF4578.jpg)
Quote from: SD_Eagle on December 30, 2008, 07:10:06 PM
QuoteThat Cowgirls fan must be sleeping with every one of her own family members like every other Texas trailer park whore. Maybe she can go to Tijuana, Mexico and have her ass and Hoyda stuffed by a donkey in a donkey show. She can go farg herself like every other trailer park Cowgirls fan. She can even go back to the trailer park and watch the Eagles win the whole damn thing! She must live in a trailer with three fat pigs in their Food Club. Cowgirl fans are the people from 3 Pigs in a Trailer.
that would be funny if the girl wasnt from fishtown...which she definitely is
Yeah I don't get it. Most Cowboy fans are not from Texas. That's a big part of why their fans are so atrocious, they're like Yankee fans who grew up in California.
Cowboy fans from Texas aren't exactly better.
Definitely not.
But its been a great week to be among them.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/NFL/Cow-Pie.gif)
I think that is my all time favorite photochop. That is a riot.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 30, 2008, 06:14:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzoQUtlT2Ns&feature=related
Texas Trash
"is-hole, is-hole"
Philadelphians :-D
i love the description :
QuoteSo me and my dad was at the Eagles game and this stupid Cowboys fan got caught smoking. She was on the first row from the field and I was on the second row. Duhh, I can't believe she thought she wasn't gonna get caught. She is such an icehole. Besides, as you can see. The Eagles fan was glad she was leaving.
When people type out shtein like that, it really angers me
Quote from: MadMarchHare on December 31, 2008, 04:22:50 PM
I think that is my all time favorite photochop. That is a riot.
i dont get it...what is it a pie hes throwing in his face?
It never ends does it