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Title: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 10, 2008, 11:57:02 PM
Eagles open as a 9.5-pt favorite, O/U 42.0

Palmer already ruled out for the game, so Fitzpatrick will start

The Eagles have never won in Cincinnati

Albert/Moose/Goose will call the game

It'll be seen in PA, Ohio, DC, Richmond and Syracuse
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: LBIggle on November 11, 2008, 12:41:31 AM
meh.

every win from here on out i fear will extend fat asses stay here.  obviously i want them to win, but at what cost.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: The BIGSTUD on November 11, 2008, 05:16:00 AM
They will probably lose. Then again as bad as Andy is, Marvin Lewis might be worse. This will be a coaching match-up for the ages.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: ice grillin you on November 11, 2008, 07:43:20 AM
ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Father Demon on November 11, 2008, 04:45:21 PM
I am so farging disappointed my lazy, unemployed ass isn't going to this game.

If only Obama was elected last year, I wouldn't have had to worry about this.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: MDS on November 11, 2008, 05:55:32 PM
detour to charleston to pick me up?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Butchers Bill on November 11, 2008, 07:31:48 PM
Bengals 31
Eagles 2




Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: henchmanUK on November 12, 2008, 06:10:02 PM
Quote from: King Cole on November 11, 2008, 05:16:00 AM
They will probably lose. Then again as bad as Andy is, Marvin Lewis might be worse. This will be a coaching match-up for the ages.

Marvin Lewis. A man who owes his whole coaching reputation to Ray Lewis.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 12, 2008, 09:18:37 PM
Quote from: henchmanUK on November 12, 2008, 06:10:02 PM
Quote from: King Cole on November 11, 2008, 05:16:00 AM
They will probably lose. Then again as bad as Andy is, Marvin Lewis might be worse. This will be a coaching match-up for the ages.

Marvin Lewis. A man who owes his whole coaching reputation to Ray Lewis.

True, if you're talking about his reputation 4-5 years ago. His reputation has been total trash for a few years now.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 13, 2008, 05:31:00 PM
Cedric Benson was added to the injury list with a bad back and may not play
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Magical_Retard on November 13, 2008, 05:48:32 PM
they are just setting up a great upset.

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: MDS on November 13, 2008, 07:38:18 PM
how is it an upset if the team being upset isnt any good and is coached by a fat moron?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 13, 2008, 08:26:36 PM

http://www.weather.com/outlook/events/nfl/gameforecast/45202?eventid=267384 (http://www.weather.com/outlook/events/nfl/gameforecast/45202?eventid=267384)

So with bad weather in store, will the pass/run ratio be over 60/40?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: LBIggle on November 13, 2008, 08:42:38 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on November 13, 2008, 08:26:36 PM

http://www.weather.com/outlook/events/nfl/gameforecast/45202?eventid=267384 (http://www.weather.com/outlook/events/nfl/gameforecast/45202?eventid=267384)

So with bad weather in store, will the pass/run ratio be over 60/40?



[obese moron]the conditions won't be adequate enough to have adequate footing to adequately run the ball (clear throat)[\obese moron]
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: ice grillin you on November 13, 2008, 08:44:42 PM
the weather isnt supposed to be nearly as bad as that thing says...precip is to end sunday morn and just be cloudy the rest of the day...high is like 38 tho not 46
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Rome on November 13, 2008, 09:05:40 PM
It's supposed to be 68 and shady in front of my big screen on Sunday with a 100% chance of intoxication.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 13, 2008, 09:09:46 PM
grumpy Rosenhaus WR says McNabb changed his attitude (http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/20081113_Ashley_Fox___Chad_Johnson_attributes_changed_tune_to_McNabb.html)
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Magical_Retard on November 13, 2008, 11:56:04 PM
ill say it now...GET CHAD JOHNSON.

tamper with that arse!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Don Ho on November 14, 2008, 03:53:54 AM
85 will be a bird next year.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Munson on November 14, 2008, 04:04:28 AM
Just in time for his age to hit him and be completely useless. AWESOME.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 14, 2008, 05:49:01 AM
Quote from: Munson on November 14, 2008, 04:04:28 AM
Just in time for his age to hit him and be completely useless. AWESOME.

Isn't that the Andy Reid way?  Food, Mormanism, and awful personnel moves?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: MadMarchHare on November 14, 2008, 07:57:17 AM
Of course, it's more likely McNabb is a Bengal next year.....
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: MDS on November 14, 2008, 11:33:37 AM
i was in cinci for 20 minutes and felt dirty being so close to kentucky.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Magical_Retard on November 14, 2008, 12:11:44 PM
anyone catch chad's interview on the nfl network last night during the jets game?

he was pretty funny. when asked what he learned in the offseason he said "that unless your the franchise QB you can not dictate your own future or the future of the team so keep your mouth shut."

deion asked why his numbers are down this season and he replied "well you know im 30 now so im on the downside of my career and my #s are going to take a dive".
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 16, 2008, 09:57:58 AM
Eagles - 38
Bengals - 10

They'll get to see our old friend, the banjo strumming farg Dhani Jones.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 11:32:55 AM
Eagles 31
Bungles  13
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 16, 2008, 11:40:24 AM
Eagles - false hope
Bengals - nail in the coffin
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: JackStraw on November 16, 2008, 12:46:02 PM
So should this be the game thread? Can't think of a better title than this one...so what happens first?

muff or other inexcusable turnover
inside-the-20-vaginal-sprain
Whiff on CJ for a TD in the vicinity of dawkins
Piss poor clock management
Akers miss
3rd and 1 vaginal sprains
andy says it his fault
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 12:59:21 PM
QuoteSometimes the pregame is more entertaining than the actual game and this has a chance to be one of those days.

Quite a scene developed early this morning, according to Eagles commentator Mike Quick and Eagles web site coordinator Dave Spadaro.

Both men witnessed Bengals star receiver Chad Ocho Cinco/Johnson cut into a line of Eagles wide receivers during warmups and run a slant pattern. When Cinco (Donovan McNabb) hit Ocho Cinco (Johnson) in stride, the Bengals' receiver went to his knees and looked up into the sky, then hugged McNabb.


Apparently Ocho Cinco has the same dreams at night as a lot of Eagles fans.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: JackStraw on November 16, 2008, 01:02:52 PM
Great - maybe he'll make a reception and then hand it off to Asante...
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: JackStraw on November 16, 2008, 01:05:10 PM
Looks like the team came to play! Fastballs!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 01:34:58 PM
No roughing the kicker? That looked like more of a penalty than roughing the passer
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 01:39:32 PM
IGY makes an appearance on camera, McNabb fumbles away. Somebody get him out of the stands before he causes another turnover.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 01:43:42 PM
Ha. For real.

Also, Andy Reid's on-going audition for the unemployment line is in full swing.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 01:50:07 PM
Shame that Buck couldn't keep his feet under him, I was actually enjoying the game for a second there.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 01:51:24 PM
I threw up in my mouth a little after seeing that bowtied, banjo-playing freak Dhani celebrating.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 01:52:25 PM
Akers from 40+ against awful teams = guaranteed money.

Akers from 40+ against division rivals = guaranteed pants wetting.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 01:52:49 PM
Why do they keep calling plays for LJ Smith? Why has Westbrook only carried it 4 times?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 01:54:52 PM
Nice hold that wasn't called on that kickoff.

Also nice to see an Eagles TE dragging guys for a change.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 02:23:05 PM
Calling a surprise wildcat formation and then not getting it off before the two minute warning... that's great coaching right there.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 02:24:42 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Quit trying to pass it to LJ Smith
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 02:25:50 PM
I want so badly to be enjoying this debacle so I can scream and yell about Reid being fired.

But I just can't farging do it. farg these losers.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 02:26:36 PM
More passes thrown to LJ in the first half than touches for Westbrook. Nauseating.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 02:28:30 PM
Great game for the CF road trip. They could have saved some money and just laid around swapping AIDS needles.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 02:29:03 PM
I heard they got some chili out of the trip.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 02:30:56 PM
Screw it - I'm still rooting for this team. Maybe they'll do something with the kickoff out of bounds
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 02:32:27 PM
They finally get a pass to Curtis, and it flies off his shoulder? Jesus.

What a clusterfarg of a game.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 02:32:29 PM
I meant something positive
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 02:32:44 PM
Getting Curtis back is exactly like trading for a new #1 receiver.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 02:33:08 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wtf.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 02:33:23 PM
McNabb must have money on this game.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 02:33:55 PM
This is the worst farging team ever.  farg Mcnabb.... farg Reid... farg LJ Smith... farg everyone.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 02:34:04 PM
 :-D Talk about FUBAR.

Maybe IGY and the crew are blind drunk by now.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 02:35:14 PM
IGY went back to the hotel to watch the game from the hot tub.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 02:36:37 PM
I was debating taking my girl to her first Eagles game this season, but I'm not wasting money on this team.  I'd go see nice seats to the Sixers.. atleast they beat zesty teams.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 02:38:13 PM
How the farg does Cedric fargin benson have 13 fargin touches and westy has 4 fargin touches. THis is so fargin farged up, farg you reid.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 02:38:44 PM
Westbrook has 6 yards on 4 carries, and 6 yards on two receptions. What a gameplan.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 02:41:56 PM
I can't decide which one I want. Have the Eagles come back, win and hear reid mumble about how he made adjustments. Or have them lose and hear Reid go on about how he knows they have a good team, better positions & :puke.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 02:42:38 PM
If the Eagles lose... they need to fire Reid immediately.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 02:43:20 PM
and we pray.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 02:43:34 PM
They've needed to fire Reid for two years now. He's not going anywhere until he needs a quadruple bypass.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 02:49:23 PM
Someone shoot reid right fargin now. Are you fargin serious
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 02:49:51 PM
run fargin buck up the middle at that point.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 02:50:05 PM
They are 0 for life on 3rd and 1. Makes me wish I was a Panthers fan. Or maybe the Falcons.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 02:50:16 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 02:43:34 PM
They've needed to fire Reid for two years now. He's not going anywhere until he needs a quadruple bypass.


Reid's a Mormon... all those fruits in California are very anti-Mormon cause of prop 8... maybe one of them can take him out?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 02:50:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTpql4O3TIA
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 02:50:53 PM
They're talking about how hurt Westbrook is. Well farg it, put Buck in. There, now we have a clever slogan to yell.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 02:53:47 PM
this is so fargin disturbing
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 02:54:32 PM
3rd and 9, i smell a first down.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 02:55:46 PM
I hate Reid.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 02:56:21 PM
hate is too nice a word at this point.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 02:58:23 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 02:56:21 PM
hate is too nice a word at this point.

Exactly.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 02:58:47 PM
I almost saw an awesome play there.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: GeneralZOD on November 16, 2008, 03:03:33 PM
 >:(  IT"S ABOUT fargING TIME!  >:(
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 03:04:48 PM
The Bengals pulled an Eagles there on that 3rd and one.  haha.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:08:12 PM
Force the ball to LJ some more! Prove to the world he's the bestest!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 03:12:56 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:08:12 PM
Force the ball to LJ some more! Prove to the world he's the bestest!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:13:21 PM
He's so awesome. Pay that magnificent man from Rutgers!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 03:13:30 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 03:12:56 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:08:12 PM
Force the ball to LJ some more! Prove to the world he's the bestest!

WTF Was That :boom
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:14:22 PM
That was McNabb winning 10 grand on this game.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 03:15:10 PM
This team fargin' sucks.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: GeneralZOD on November 16, 2008, 03:16:02 PM
I don't give a farg what Reid/McNabb has done for the Eagles organization, how many records they hold, or what they've done for the community (if anything).  I am so ready for the new coach/GM/Kolb era to begin.  farg this shtein...
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:16:09 PM
So Johnson has decided to not bother covering TEs, since nobody on the team can do it anyway?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:17:09 PM
There's a broken knee.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 03:18:04 PM
First 3-INT game for McNabb since the Matt Bryant FG game.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:19:16 PM
It seems to be DB sack day.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:19:42 PM
What the farg were the Bengals doing there?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 03:20:02 PM
Odd coaching decision and a worse decision by Fitzpatrick
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 03:20:27 PM
Luckily the bengals are the worst team in the league.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 03:21:01 PM
Zeroing in on receivers and throwing into triple coverage......ugh
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:21:28 PM
One last glimmer of hope in this steaming pile of gameplanning.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 03:21:36 PM
Quote from: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 03:20:27 PM
Luckily the bengals are the worst team in the league.

Some would argue that you are incorrect ........
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 03:22:09 PM
Well if the Bengals had Reid as a coach, they'd be 0-16.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:22:36 PM
They're not quite the Raiders.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:19:42 PM
What the farg were the Bengals doing there?

Going for it was smart. They weren't gonna kick a FG. Punting is stupid and unlikely to help significantly. I thought that was smarter than anything Reid has done all year.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:24:08 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 03:22:40 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:19:42 PM
What the farg were the Bengals doing there?

Going for it was smart. They weren't gonna kick a FG. Punting is stupid and unlikely to help significantly. I thought that was smarter than anything Reid has done all year.

Fair enough, but the execution was awful.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 03:21:36 PM
Quote from: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 03:20:27 PM
Luckily the bengals are the worst team in the league.

Some would argue that you are incorrect ........

The Lions have a better than even chance of becoming the first 0-16 team in NFL history.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:25:04 PM
Great blocking by Westbrook there.


You know things are bad when even Rocca is playing badly.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 03:36:25 PM
I'm looking forward to see how the Eagles screw THIS drive up.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:37:53 PM
Looks like Curtis is getting his chance to blow it.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 03:38:54 PM
We did it! First down!!! hahah
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:40:17 PM
Solo reverse on the end-around?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:41:39 PM
Time out to make sure they screw this one up.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 03:42:26 PM
I love third down pass plays that go short of the sticks.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: mussa on November 16, 2008, 03:43:22 PM
HAHA. What a shtein game, this team has no heart. I'm all for it as long as it leads to major changes being made in the organization
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 03:45:12 PM
Mediocrity rules!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:47:53 PM
Any kind of Bengal score ends this game. I'm waiting for the defense to escort them right down the field.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 03:49:50 PM
My online feed just got shut down... any updates are appreciated.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:51:27 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 03:49:50 PM
My online feed just got shut down... any updates are appreciated.

(http://z.about.com/d/phoenix/1/0/r/K/tumbleweeds01.jpg)


Also, the idiot may be dead.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 03:51:37 PM
same here, help.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 03:51:51 PM
Yeah well I hate you jerks too.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:53:08 PM
3rd and 1 coming up again at the two minute warning.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 03:53:58 PM
Motherfarger.

Preemptive FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 03:54:00 PM
3rd and 1 at the 2 minute warning. Odds of converting must be astronomical.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:55:31 PM
Batted down.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 03:56:01 PM
incomplete yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:56:11 PM
Punt to Houshmanzoo for 17 yards out of bounds. Here comes overtime.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 03:56:22 PM
 :-D

Followed by a crappy punt. 
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:25:04 PM


You know things are bad when even Rocca is playing badly.

:boom
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 03:57:19 PM
There are no words for how much I hate this farging team.

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 03:57:22 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:56:11 PM
Punt to Houshmanzoo for 17 yards out of bounds. Here comes overtime.

OT? I'm guessing the Bengals win in regulation
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:57:54 PM
Chris Henry is going to set a record for bitching about being covered.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 03:58:12 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 03:57:22 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:56:11 PM
Punt to Houshmanzoo for 17 yards out of bounds. Here comes overtime.

OT? I'm guessing the Bengals win in regulation

Yes.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 03:58:49 PM
Unless McNabb turns the ball over again, you're wrong. And honestly, what are the odds he does that? :paranoid
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 03:58:58 PM
Bengals trying to out-Eagle the Eagles.  Three incomplete passes, burn 16 seconds of clock time.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 03:59:02 PM
only the bengals would give these retards another chance.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:00:19 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 03:59:02 PM
only the bengals would give these retards another chance.

That's OK.   Looks like the Eagles will return the favor.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 04:00:32 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 03:59:02 PM
only the bengals would give these retards another chance by doing exactly what the Eagles would have done.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:00:54 PM
Westbrook can't block for shtein, so lets keep him back there every play.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Dillen on November 16, 2008, 04:01:06 PM
At the end of the year someone needs to go through and take down how many incomplete passes were thrown on 3rd and 1. Gotta be a record. shtein.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:01:22 PM
yep here we go!! it's the battle of tarts.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:01:52 PM
McNabb's 3rd down pass to Westbrook knocked down by... Dhani Jones.

1:03 left, Eagles punt.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:02:04 PM
Dhani breaks up the pass to Westbrook. Super. Then Rocca punts another one out of bounds.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 04:02:13 PM
Christ - now the Bengals get another chance.  Toilet Bowl already
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:02:22 PM
holy ish wtf, I'm not even shocked by this shtein anymore.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:03:25 PM
I think we're going to see one more Eagles drive.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:03:35 PM
Well, the Bengals finally completed one... for about 8 yards and tackled in bounds.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:04:42 PM
The question of the day is:  Why in the hell are we still watching this crap?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:05:11 PM
This has got to be the worst game I've ever half-watched.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 04:06:13 PM
Now the question is do the Eagles actually try a play or settle for OT?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:04:42 PM
The question of the day is:  Why in the hell are we still watching this crap?

Because we'll feel some odd sense of shame for turning the game off. And we either sit here and watch this, or go rake some leaves in high wind.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:07:21 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 04:06:13 PM
Now the question is do the Eagles actually try a play or settle for OT?

They tried a little holding.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:08:18 PM
LJ's best play in years was calling the coin toss correctly.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 04:08:33 PM
I'm going to take a look at the TOP stats for the season once this game is over. The farging BENGALS are out-possessing them... unreal.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 04:09:00 PM
Eagles win the toss. I predict more passes
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 04:08:33 PM
I'm going to take a look at the TOP stats for the season once this game is over. The farging BENGALS are out-possessing them... unreal.

I would not be surprised if the Eagles were outposessed at the end of the season by two complete games.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:12:45 PM
Direct snap to the idiot ends with a three yard loss for Westbrook. I love this trickanery!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:13:59 PM
Rocca ends the tackle on Howsyourmomma.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 04:14:06 PM
Oh what do you know. A 3rd and 10 pass for 5 yards. Who ever would have thought.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:14:26 PM
how many fargin times can you throw for 8 yrds when we need 10.  :boom
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:15:05 PM
the fact that Tony Siragusa talks every 5 seconds is making this so much worse than it has to be
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:15:12 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:14:26 PM
how many fargin times can you throw for 8 yrds when we need 13.  :boom

A little more accurate.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:15:47 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:15:05 PM
the fact that Tony Siragusa talks every 5 seconds is making this so much worse than it has to be

I must be the only person in the world that doesn't mind Siragusa.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:17:58 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:15:47 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:15:05 PM
the fact that Tony Siragusa talks every 5 seconds is making this so much worse than it has to be

I must be the only person in the world that doesn't mind Siragusa.

He reminds me of Jason Bateman's character on dodgeball.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:18:28 PM
Fail.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:19:01 PM
This game might just end in a tie if McNabb doesn't turn it over again.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Diomedes on November 16, 2008, 04:19:11 PM
I actually like Sirigusa a lot.  And he's gotten better over time.  His first year he was a bit too  personality-of-the day, and too jokey.  Now I like his comments most of the time and when he's funny, it doesn't seem as forced.  And he is funny from time to time too, which is nice.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Diomedes on November 16, 2008, 04:20:09 PM
I wonder if Reid knows that Shayne Graham is a capable kicker?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:20:43 PM
I have no problem with Siragusa.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:20:53 PM
lol Lurie should fire him just for not being able to outcoach Lewis :-D
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:21:19 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 16, 2008, 04:20:09 PM
I wonder if Reid knows that Shayne Graham is a capable kicker?

You could walk up to Reid, say that to him, and he'd respond by saying Rocca is doing a heckuva job.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:21:41 PM
you are all insane...he's simply the worst commentator of any network, he talks all the time with nothing to say whatsoever...i've never heard him make a point that added to the telecast
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 04:21:57 PM
Marvin Lewis and Andy Reid are locked in mortal battle right now to prove which one is most deserving of the title "Should Have Been Fired At Least Three Years Ago".

It's amazing watching these two old masters trade horrible coaching mistakes back and forth.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:22:48 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:21:41 PM
you are all insane...he's simply the worst commentator of any network, he talks all the time with nothing to say whatsoever...i've never heard him make a point that added to the telecast

He's no Dan Dierdorpth.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:23:51 PM
Go Curtis!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:23:54 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:21:41 PM
you are all insane...he's simply the worst commentator of any network, he talks all the time with nothing to say whatsoever...i've never heard him make a point that added to the telecast

I thought you were at Cincinnati. 

Oh wait, you're married... with kids.  Never mind.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:24:02 PM
Dan Klecko :-D
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 04:25:38 PM
Seriously? fargtarded man just fargtarded on the delay of game. The near interception is understandable
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:25:48 PM
SunMo's father-in-law must be an old guido for him to hate Siragusa that much.

And that was almost the last offensive play of the game for the Eagles.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:25:55 PM
Is this team TRYING to play for the tie?  :-D
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 04:26:21 PM
This game should end in a tie. Neither team deserves to win anything.

Even the play clock has stopped paying attention to this piece of shtein.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Diomedes on November 16, 2008, 04:26:51 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:25:55 PM
Is this team TRYING to play for the tie? 

Which team?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:27:12 PM
a pass for 12yrds here?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Diomedes on November 16, 2008, 04:27:52 PM
What happened to Rocca?  What an awful punt.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 04:27:54 PM
Do the Eagles hate Westbrook?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:28:10 PM
Holy crap, this game really is 4 minutes from ending in a tie.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:28:25 PM
1st and 10 at their 45, fg to win, fat man belches and grunts his way thru another press conference.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Munson on November 16, 2008, 04:28:29 PM
Sav Rocca doesn't like ties.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:28:39 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 16, 2008, 04:26:51 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:25:55 PM
Is this team TRYING to play for the tie? 

Which team?

The team we're supposed to be caring about, though I find myself doing that less and less lately.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:28:51 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:21:41 PM
you are all insane...he's simply the worst commentator of any network, he talks all the time with nothing to say whatsoever...i've never heard him make a point that added to the telecast

agreed 100%
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:29:21 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:28:39 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 16, 2008, 04:26:51 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:25:55 PM
Is this team TRYING to play for the tie? 

Which team?

The team we're supposed to be caring about, though I find myself doing that less and less lately.

The announce team?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:29:52 PM
the defense should beat the shtein out of McNabb and Reid, I mean beat the shtein out of them good.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:30:39 PM
over.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:31:04 PM
Stewie with another magnificently useless dive.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Munson on November 16, 2008, 04:31:38 PM
So if the Bengals amazingly don't win this game...the Eagles finish with a 9-6-1 record, miss the playoffs, and let the 6 teams that finish 9-7 draft ahead of them. Nice.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 04:32:05 PM
The teams suck. The play clock is broken. The refs suck. The announcers suck. The city of Cincinnati sucks. Just declare this crap over so we can get on with our lives.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:33:30 PM
Andy prolonging the torture with an overtime timeout after a booth review. Nice.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 04:34:30 PM
Timeout with the clock already stopped! Now Reid is starting to pull ahead of Lewis in their battle to be the worst coach. This epic contest of incompetence is coming down to the wire.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:35:51 PM
There goes the other timeout. Reid really is playing for the tie.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:36:04 PM
maybe mcnabb is tired. :paranoid
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:37:18 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:36:04 PM
maybe mcnabb is tired. :paranoid

He's getting all those turnovers out of his system now so he doesn't toss and turn over in his sleep.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Munson on November 16, 2008, 04:38:21 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:37:18 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:36:04 PM
maybe mcnabb is tired. :paranoid

He's getting all those turnovers out of his system now so he doesn't toss and turn over in his sleep.

Boooo. But I still laughed.


Defense wins championships...unless your head coach is Andy Reid, then defense ties games.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:38:30 PM
8 fargin sacks and we can't even beat this team. :-X
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 04:38:47 PM
Only one overtime period .....correct??
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:39:26 PM
8 sacks is nearly as good as four turnovers.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:39:53 PM
They're going to punt again. This is hilarious.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:40:23 PM
The Eagles still have 1;47 to snatch defeat out of the jaws of tiedom.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:40:42 PM
and then cincci will win :-D
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 04:40:49 PM
Go for it on fourth. Who cares
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 04:41:24 PM
GO FOR IT
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:41:45 PM
really Lurie should walk down on the field and stop this madness.


9 yrd. pass on 3 and 10  :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 04:41:59 PM
I predict a 24 yard punt
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 04:42:10 PM
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Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:42:37 PM
good to see Andy's still laughing
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:42:59 PM
I can't believe IGY has not made it on the sideline yet to take out Reid. I'm dissapointed.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:43:00 PM
This team may just lose out.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 04:43:25 PM
That's the game - and season - folks
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:43:27 PM
Refs want somebody to win this game, damnit.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 04:43:34 PM
The Bengals are going to win anyway. Great decision Reid!


FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:43:39 PM
WTF was that call?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2008, 04:43:40 PM
Roughing the Passer?? Bullshtein
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:43:45 PM
the NFL is officially a joke
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: 4and26 on November 16, 2008, 04:43:54 PM
bad fargin calls
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:44:06 PM
no way they beat Baltimore after the gints pounded them today. THey are going to be pissed.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 04:44:39 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:43:45 PM
the NFL is officially a joke

The NFL didn't make this team this bad. They deserve to lose. Help from the refs is inconsequential at this point.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:44:49 PM
is andy still laughin now :boom
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:44:54 PM
We can only hope Murderin' Ray takes out some pent-up aggression on LJ.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:45:25 PM
call some more time outs andy, oh we don't have enough left you say?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 04:45:37 PM
In the last 29 FG attempts against the Eagles, opposing teams are 29/29.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Munson on November 16, 2008, 04:45:42 PM
It's sad that game played as poorly as this one is going to be decided on a bullshtein roughing the passer call.

THIS ISN'T SOCCER YOU fargING Hoydas.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:46:28 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 04:44:39 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:43:45 PM
the NFL is officially a joke

The NFL didn't make this team this bad. They deserve to lose. Help from the refs is inconsequential at this point.

i couldn't care less, in fact i'm glad that it will probably help the Bengals win...but the fact that the ref saw that hit as roughing the passer is one of the all time bitchmade calls ever
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:47:11 PM
TJ Hagesundheit can't hold on to that one.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:47:50 PM
did they just pass again?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:47:53 PM
Tie game, bitches! :crazy
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:47:58 PM
lol...this is sweet
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Munson on November 16, 2008, 04:48:03 PM
NO GOOD! HAHAHAHAHAHA :-D :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 04:48:04 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 04:45:37 PM
In the last 29 FG attempts against the Eagles, opposing teams are 29/29.

29/30.

Lollercoaster.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:48:18 PM
Anyone hear IGY screeching after the miss?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 04:49:02 PM
They just tied the farging Bengals. Tied. And almost certainly lost a few slots in the draft because of it. Die Andy Die.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:49:16 PM
Priceless!!

If Andy survives this without at the very least getting removed from ever calling another play I will, well I'll sit here and bitch about is what I'll do damn it.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:49:30 PM
and the players are celebrating...that's how far this team has fallen
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 04:49:38 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:48:18 PM
Anyone hear IGY screeching after the miss?

Somebody probably spilled a beer on his custom throwback johnson.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 16, 2008, 04:49:53 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:46:28 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 04:44:39 PM
Quote from: SunMo on November 16, 2008, 04:43:45 PM
the NFL is officially a joke

The NFL didn't make this team this bad. They deserve to lose. Help from the refs is inconsequential at this point.

i couldn't care less, in fact i'm glad that it will probably help the Bengals win...but the fact that the ref saw that hit as roughing the passer is one of the all time bitchmade calls ever

When did Gary Bettman become commissioner of the NHL?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Munson on November 16, 2008, 04:50:48 PM
The title of this thread was made a week in advance and predicted the game perfectly.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 04:53:52 PM
Did anyone see that sign outside of Bengals stadium about the team needing a new gm.  Can we all put our money together to put a Fire Andy Reid sign outside the stadium on i-95?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:55:32 PM
I'm in.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Cerevant on November 16, 2008, 04:56:11 PM



<-----
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: The BIGSTUD on November 16, 2008, 04:57:21 PM
This tie was more enjoyable than any win this season. It was great watching them play so poorly. At least I got some laughs in there.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: JackStraw on November 16, 2008, 05:01:13 PM
Just like a 'tard fight. Nobody wins and everybody gets herded on the short bus for home wondering what just happened.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Rome on November 16, 2008, 05:06:26 PM
Wire.

Hanger.

Abortion.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: bowzer on November 16, 2008, 05:07:20 PM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 04:55:32 PM
I'm in.

Seriously we tied the farging Bengals.  I'd rather spend money putting a billboard outside the stadium, then spend it on the team to watch them live.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 16, 2008, 05:08:02 PM
funney
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 05:15:16 PM
Guess which excuse Andy used to lead off the press conference? 

I ____ put these ____ in better ________.


then he included "pie" in a response.  Not kidding.

McNabb up now.  "There were positives".  Die.

wtf now he just said about the tie: "I didn't even know it was in the rules".  He thought there would be a double-OT....  :-D
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Rome on November 16, 2008, 05:19:59 PM
58 passes and 16 runs against a team that was f*cking 1-8 going into today's game.

It's like Reid is daring Lurie to fire him at this point.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: JackStraw on November 16, 2008, 05:21:21 PM
So porn stash has two choices:

Salvage the remaining talent on the this current team by moving Reid out, hoping for an elway/broncos late-era-redemption with McNabb and few more players.

or

Ride this summabitch down the next three years cause:
he is cheap
can't find where wifey hid his balls
his unswerving man-love for fat boy
all is well lets trade out of the first round


Do the former and you get a pass no matter what happens for the next three years.
So the latter is what will likely happen
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: shorebird on November 16, 2008, 05:25:50 PM
This team is a joke, from Banner, to Reid and the players. A farging tie with the Bengals. Might as well have lost outright.

Why the farg Reid doesn't go for it on 4th and 1 with less than two minutes left IN OVERTIME is beyond ignorant. What the farg, was he really PLAYING FOR THE TIE?!!?!?!?!?!? YOU STUPID FAT FARGING IDIOT!!

What more can this walrus ass bastich do to get fired!?!?!? His team was not ready to play this game at all. Unprepared is a understatement. He is no longer even a half decent NFL coach. He's farging terrible, awful, just plain farging bad. He couldn't call plays for a Pop Warner team.

This offense needs to be blown the farg up. No run blocking at all. McNabb looked like a fried shtein sandwich. His receivers suck donkey dick.

This defense can't stop any qb in the league much less some no name backup on a suck ass team that has only won one goddamn game.

It's farging pitiful. Banner and Lurie need to take their Gold Standard and shove it up their tight wad asses.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 05:27:59 PM
in case you missed it, I'll mention it again: McNabb thought there was going to be a 2nd overtime "because high school and college does"  :-D

and Buckhalter says "Well at least it wasn't a loss."  There's the spirit.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: shorebird on November 16, 2008, 05:29:25 PM
Serious? Really??
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 05:31:59 PM
looks like Westbrook and Buckhalter didn't know either.  The trainer told them how the NFL works...  :-D

Andy.  What.  The.  F***.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Rome on November 16, 2008, 05:32:03 PM
How can Lurie sit back and watch this go on?  I mean, he has to do something about it now, doesn't he?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 05:35:42 PM
Hebron: "if you didn't know how the game ends, why did you throw a Hail Mary?"

so either McNabb is a f'ing retard, he follows everything Andy tells him to do, or both...
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: The BIGSTUD on November 16, 2008, 05:36:53 PM
Believe it or not I think Reid is gone. It will come down to protecting Reid or saving his own ass and canning him. As much of a punk as Lurie is, he'll save his own ass first.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: JackStraw on November 16, 2008, 05:38:35 PM
farg the actual score. This is a LOSS for the Eagles any way you insert the nozzle. This is a motherfarging embarrassment.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: methdeez on November 16, 2008, 05:41:22 PM
I must admit that I was hoping for the Eagles to lose this one from the start.  As much as I want to see Reid gone right now I am willing to take an embarrassment of season to make that happen.
McNabb and Westbrook still have some good years left in them. Let's make this season a disaster, allow Reid to 'quit' and then try and make a run. I think this team has a lot of talent personnel-wise, and could be successful with a good coach.
In some ways the tie is almost better than a loss for getting Reid fired b/c it is another quarter of ineptitude that people can point to.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 16, 2008, 05:47:43 PM
Beautiful game. :-D
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Butchers Bill on November 16, 2008, 05:55:31 PM
Quote from: methdeez on November 16, 2008, 05:41:22 PM
I must admit that I was hoping for the Eagles to lose this one from the start.  As much as I want to see Reid gone right now I am willing to take an embarrassment of season to make that happen.


I have not felt that way since Marion Campbell...but I am getting there.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 05:55:59 PM
(http://assets.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photo/thumbs/29802.JPG)

(http://thayer.dartmouth.edu/brainidb/imagegns/images/beavis.jpg)
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: shorebird on November 16, 2008, 06:03:55 PM
And the futility of this team just gets worse and worse.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 06:05:15 PM
for the out-of-towners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MVZg639gJ4)
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: shorebird on November 16, 2008, 06:10:12 PM
I can't farging believe it. How the farg does an NFL qb who has been in the league as long as McNabb, NOT KNOW THE FARGING RULES?!?!?!

What a farging idiot.

I have lost all faith in anything that is McNabb or Reid.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: shorebird on November 16, 2008, 06:12:27 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3059/3025733365_e264aa211e_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: MDS on November 16, 2008, 06:58:25 PM
I watched this game next to some douchebag from NY and another guy who claimed to be from NJ but talked like he was from Southern Alabama in a bar in Charleston. Then I had to leave with 2 mins to go for work, and got play by play updates until watching the last minute of OT on some guys computer.

Great story.

But anyway this was literally the most pathetic moment of the Reid reign of terror. He needs to be fired right now. I don't even know where to begin.

OR MAYBE 14 fargING CARRIES FOR BWEST? A TIE TO THE fargING BENGALS? ARE YOU SERIOUS? farg YOU FATASS, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND DIE.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: shorebird on November 16, 2008, 06:58:56 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3183/3035671763_ab9a878ccd.jpg)
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Rome on November 16, 2008, 07:04:43 PM
From Spadaro on the EMB...

QuoteLook, it is clear that the coaches don't think the o line can block worth a darn. I think the o line gets killed most of the time in the run game. I watch it and see defenses destroying the Eagles up front. I don't care how big the line is. Line sucks at run blocking right now. All year, for the most part. But the ratio was awful, I agree.

Ouch. 
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Don Ho on November 16, 2008, 07:28:56 PM
Quote from: Rome on November 16, 2008, 07:04:43 PM
From Spadaro on the EMB...

QuoteLook, it is clear that the coaches don't think the o line can block worth a darn. I think the o line gets killed most of the time in the run game. I watch it and see defenses destroying the Eagles up front. I don't care how big the line is. Line sucks at run blocking right now. All year, for the most part. But the ratio was awful, I agree.

Ouch. 

Spuds all worked up!  Almost makes today's joke of an NFL game worth it. 

This team and organization is an embarrassment.  Watching some of these clueless fargs celebrating a tie against the most pathetic team in the NFL makes me sick.

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 07:34:21 PM
Spadaro:

QuoteI'm just too depressed to talk about this team. I'm totally embarrassed.


...and on the warmup pass to Chad:

QuoteI am not a fan of the action, of the player or of the pre-game love. I hate the attitude happening on this team right now.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: shorebird on November 16, 2008, 07:51:26 PM
Geez, you know it's friggen' bad when Spewdaro is hating on the Eagles.

As for the remark about attitude, it reminds me of a quote from, 'Remember The Titans'.

"Attitude reflects leadership"

......or something to that effect.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: methdeez on November 16, 2008, 07:59:48 PM
Disney movies = Important life lessons.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: The BIGSTUD on November 16, 2008, 08:16:27 PM
Spadaro hating on the Eagles? All we need is Eskin and we got ourselves a party.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
supposedly Hugh is on WIP saying there's in-fighting in the front office and it's trickling down to the players. yay
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on November 16, 2008, 08:32:55 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
supposedly Hugh is on WIP saying there's in-fighting in the front office and it's trickling down to the players. yay

Good, that crap usually leads to people getting fired.

I was thinking a tie is the worst thing these idiots could have done. At least with an L they could improve their draft status.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 08:37:49 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
supposedly Hugh is on WIP saying there's in-fighting in the front office and it's trickling down to the players. yay

Clean house.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 08:41:51 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
supposedly Hugh is on WIP saying there's in-fighting in the front office and it's trickling down to the players. yay

Fighting? all I see is everyone laughing, smiling and celebrating a tie against a 1-8 team. Oh and of course our qb has no idea there is only one ot, brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 08:42:29 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 16, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
supposedly Hugh is on WIP saying there's in-fighting in the front office and it's trickling down to the players. yay

Maybe he should go bitchslap McNabb in the locker room.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: LBIggle on November 16, 2008, 08:50:30 PM
a bitchslap would be way too farging nice for that retard.  a nice swift roundhouse kick to the throat would be more permissible. and fat ass should be brutally murdered, slowly.  what a bunch of dumb farging nitwits.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Magical_Retard on November 16, 2008, 08:56:14 PM
im probably the biggest mcnabb fan on this board but that was the worst game he has ever played. good follow up to last week's game where reid probably called his worst game. 

i mean hes had stinkers before but this one just terrible. i was scared of every throw thinking it would get picked off. he deserved to have at least 2 more INTs by my count.

this is a weird feeling right now. usually im angry and unable to do whatever else i have to do after the game. today? i just don't care anymore. ill watch the rest of the season but the losses i guess will not hurt.

farg andy reid. farg mcnabb for just a terrible display of anything the QB is supposed to do.

i would complain about the lopsided play calling in a very close game but that's just a given in every game.

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: JackStraw on November 16, 2008, 09:38:48 PM
So when does Reid throw McNabb under the bus to assure a few years to "rebuild" - or at least one to "reload"? Will Lurie buy that?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 16, 2008, 10:40:20 PM
Quote from: JackStraw on November 16, 2008, 09:38:48 PM
So when does Reid throw McNabb under the bus to assure a few years to "rebuild" - or at least one to "reload"? Will Lurie buy that?

Spew threw McNabb under the bus in today's "On the Inside". Didn't mention Reid at all.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 10:55:35 PM
If that's true that's bullshtein. McNabb didn't tell himself to pass the ball 58 farging times and ignore his best offensive player while doing it.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2008, 10:56:59 PM
I just heard McNabb's press conference, and what a fargin idiot. He actually said he'd never been a part of an overtime game, and he would hate to see what would happen in the playoffs or superbowls. Holy shtein are you serious dickhead? :crazy You sir, are a complete idiot.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2008, 11:09:36 PM
He must not recollect his early years here.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Yeti on November 16, 2008, 11:53:22 PM
I am an Eagles fan.  Theres been worse times.  I am an Eagles fan.  Still a shot at the wildcard.  I am an Eagles fan.  It will get better.  I am an Eagles fan.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: PhillyandBCEagles on November 17, 2008, 01:25:11 AM
Blow.

This.

farging.

Team.

Up.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on November 17, 2008, 08:33:47 AM
Link (http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20081116_Bengals_say_they_knew_what_was_coming.html)

QuoteBengals say they knew what was comingBy JOSH KATZOWITZ
Philadelphia Daily News

For the Daily News

CINCINNATI - Bengals cornerback Johnathan Joseph didn't care that the Eagles had the fourth-best scoring offense in the NFL entering today's game. He didn't care that Donovan McNabb had thrown for 2,372 yards, fourth-best in the league, and had tossed only five interceptions in 324 attempts this season.
The Bengals - coming off a bye - had 2 weeks to prepare for the Eagles' offensive attack, and when Joseph finally saw McNabb and his receivers in person, he knew what was coming much of the time.

Certainly, nothing the Eagles threw at Cincinnati threw Joseph for a loss. Forget the statistics. He knew much of the game plan.

"From watching film, other teams in the league have been successful against them," said Joseph, who recorded one of the three Bengals interceptions and tallied three pass defenses during the 13-13 tie. "They may have a lot of yards or whatever, but teams have been successful getting them off the field. They have tendencies you can pick up on and you have a good idea of what's going on."

The big stress in Cincinnati's defensive meetings this week was to stop the Eagles on third down and keep the them off the field as much as possible. In that sense, the Bengals were successful, allowing the Eagles to convert only three of 18 third-down attempts as Cincinnati held the ball more than 8 minutes longer than the Birds.

Even when the Bengals couldn't make the big play, they still had a pretty good sense of what to expect. Just ask Joseph, who had a chance to turn the game during overtime, dropping a sure interception from McNabb that would have given the Bengals possession in Eagles territory.

"They run those 14-yard curl routes - they ran them like four or five times today - so when they do that, the safeties were going to be aggressive and the corners were going to be over the top," Joseph said. "On that particular play, that's what happened. He overthrew it a little bit and I had a chance to make a play on the ball. I just took my eyes off it. It's one of those things that you think is an easy play and the ball goes through your hands."

The Eagles' defense, meanwhile, made its mark on Cincinnati. Bengals quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick was sacked eight times, and the Eagles - led by defensive ends Trent Cole and Darren Howard, both of whom recorded a pair of sacks - kept the mobile Fitzpatrick from hurting them with sneaks and scrambles.

"A couple of those today, where it was a 2-yard loss or a 1-yard gain, when we played Jacksonville, it would have been a 20-yard gain," Fitzpatrick said. "They're good. They're not afraid to pressure the quarterback and not afraid to blitz guys. They do a good job. Their ends are fast up the field and we had some problems running against them today. They did a good job of getting me a few times where I thought I was going to get loose."

The result for the Bengals, a team that scored its first win of the season 2 weeks ago and is playing in front of a frustrated and apathetic fan base, could be construed as a positive step. After all, they didn't lose the game.

But that's not the way they saw it. They thought they should have beaten the Eagles.

"It almost feels like we lost," said receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who caught 12 passes for 149 yards and Cincinnati's only touchdown. "We were winning a majority of the game. The defense played great, and a lot of guys sucked it up on offense. We had great field position in overtime. We just didn't get it done."

Nobody took it harder than placekicker Shayne Graham, who missed a 47-yard field-goal attempt with 7 seconds left in the extra period that would have won it. He said the wind behind him was moving briskly from left to right and he aimed left, but he kicked it straighter than he wanted. While the kick appeared good when it left his foot, the wind pushed it wide right.

"I hate looking back on any kick in my career, knowing I should have made it, and this is one of those ones that I can look back on and get disappointed about," said Graham, one of the most accurate kickers in NFL history. "I'm more disappointed than anyone else. I don't think there's anyone else - a fan, a coach, a player - who's more disappointed than myself. I missed an opportunity to give us a win, and wins aren't coming very often for us." *



Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Feva on November 17, 2008, 08:39:49 AM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on November 16, 2008, 08:56:14 PM
this is a weird feeling right now. usually im angry and unable to do whatever else i have to do after the game. today? i just don't care anymore. ill watch the rest of the season but the losses i guess will not hurt.


I agree.  I felt like shtein watching that "game" yesterday... and realizing just how zesty this team is.  Today, I'm just numb to it I think.  It's not even farging up my week like a loss normally would.

I'll watch the games, but with low (very low) expectations... there's less chance for disappointment.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: reese125 on November 17, 2008, 09:17:18 AM
58 pass attempts

Westbrook caught 3 of them

Ha.

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 17, 2008, 09:23:09 AM
Now even the Bengals know what's coming from Reid. Is there anyone left on Earth who thinks this guys should have a job?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: mussa on November 17, 2008, 09:30:46 AM
the team just looks like they are playing in sand. no life. westbrook can't be healthy...he looks slow. i'd rather have Buck in the game than a hurt westbrook. the receivers again keep dropping passes. curtis is playing like shtein. the defense is the only thing that looks decent. trent cole looks like the only player on the team who is still playing. either way i don't care. id rather see them not win a game the rest of the year...get the ball rolling for Reid to get out of town. Hell at this point I don't care who loses their job, big changes are needed.

:boo :boo
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 17, 2008, 09:36:07 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 16, 2008, 04:08:33 PM
I'm going to take a look at the TOP stats for the season once this game is over. The farging BENGALS are out-possessing them... unreal.

In their 5 wins this season the Eagles are averaging +5:38 time of possession. (They out-possessed the Seahawks by over 14 minutes, they were out-possessed by the Niners by 6 and a half minutes.)
In their 4 losses and 1 tie they are averaging -6:07 time of possession. (They were out-possessed by the Giants by over 18 farging minutes.)

Fire everyone.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Magical_Retard on November 17, 2008, 09:47:47 AM
more about westbrook is he hurt still? it can not be the line cause it is pretty much the same as last yr and yrs past.

he has to be hurt. there is no burst or quickness on those moves. i see LBs covering him pretty well.

in the past even if he is shut down in the running game he would still get a big play or two in the passing game. if he really is this ineffective they need to work in buck a lot more.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: mussa on November 17, 2008, 09:58:50 AM
he is obviously hurting. it shows. that being said i think the entire team is hurting from lack of motivation. i think the team is sick of reid honestly, each week some players seem to hint at the problem. the media is finally starting to wave the fire andy reid banner. another few weeks of crappy coaching and play and someone has to get into the emerald castle and start questioning Lurie.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: mussa on November 17, 2008, 10:02:11 AM
some fun facts:

3 of 18 on 3rd down possessions - no new news here, just wanted to bring it up AGAIN

Buckhalter had 1 rush and 1 catch. Meanwhile Westbrook is obviously not healthy enough to play
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: reese125 on November 17, 2008, 10:08:35 AM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on November 17, 2008, 09:47:47 AM
more about westbrook is he hurt still? it can not be the line cause it is pretty much the same as last yr and yrs past.

he has to be hurt. there is no burst or quickness on those moves. i see LBs covering him pretty well.

in the past even if he is shut down in the running game he would still get a big play or two in the passing game. if he really is this ineffective they need to work in buck a lot more.

Have you ever seen Westbrook take so many dives to the ground running the ball?

dude cant cut and is avoiding the hit big time
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Feva on November 17, 2008, 10:23:03 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 17, 2008, 09:36:07 AM
Fire everyone.

I don't know why, but I thought of Stansfield in The Professional when I read that...


"EEEVVVERYONNNNNNEEEE!!"
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 17, 2008, 10:33:48 AM
I was watching FOX and CBS in the luxury box at the RBC Center, and I didn't see one "game break" to the Eagles game.  So, I thankfully have not seen even one clip of that disaster.  Meanwhile, I wouldn't be surprised if the guys who went out there are all dead.

This team needs to be blown up mid-season.  Enough is enough.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 17, 2008, 11:01:36 AM
Peter King made some sort of sarcastic quip about Philly fans calling for Andy Reid to be fired in his Week 11 Predictions. I wish I could take a peak at his mailbag after this weekend's shteinshow.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Magical_Retard on November 17, 2008, 11:38:42 AM
the media, or should i say the least informed supposed experts, seem to think reid is one the best coaches in the league and should be here forever.

just last yr madden was slurping reid on air about how he is the right coach for philly and how he fits the city perfectly.

if he meant ugly and overweight than he was right.

btw i think yesterdays game was most similar to last yrs loss to the giants in NYC. very close game...run game abandoned...mcnabb clearly off the mark but they keep passing. only difference was that this time it was no sacks but more INTs.

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Butchers Bill on November 17, 2008, 11:43:47 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on November 17, 2008, 10:23:03 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 17, 2008, 09:36:07 AM
Fire everyone.

I don't know why, but I thought of Stansfield in The Professional when I read that...


"EEEVVVERYONNNNNNEEEE!!"

Great, underrated flick.  If Natalie Portman were a bit older then she would have been hot.    :paranoid
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: SunMo on November 17, 2008, 11:46:26 AM
you mean younger, right?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Butchers Bill on November 17, 2008, 11:47:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opObtPjj7Jk
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Feva on November 17, 2008, 12:10:37 PM
Quote from: mussa on November 17, 2008, 10:02:11 AM
some fun facts:

3 of 18 on 3rd down possessions - no new news here, just wanted to bring it up AGAIN

Buckhalter had 1 rush and 1 catch. Meanwhile Westbrook is obviously not healthy enough to play

Saw a stat that says the Eagles passed on EVERY SINGLE ONE of those 3rd down attempts... including three 3rd and 1 plays.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: BigEd76 on November 17, 2008, 12:14:36 PM
Andy says the players not knowing the rules had no effect on how they played in OT.  Eckel is trying to bait him into a fight and he's not going for it.  He also says Donovan wasn't the only player that had issues, but when asked to provide other names, he wouldn't give any.  Coward....
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Phanatic on November 17, 2008, 12:42:13 PM
The Eagles are now 1-11-1 in close games....

(http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-02/nuclear-bomb-badger.jpg)
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Magical_Retard on November 17, 2008, 01:10:22 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on November 17, 2008, 12:10:37 PM
Quote from: mussa on November 17, 2008, 10:02:11 AM
some fun facts:

3 of 18 on 3rd down possessions - no new news here, just wanted to bring it up AGAIN

Buckhalter had 1 rush and 1 catch. Meanwhile Westbrook is obviously not healthy enough to play

Saw a stat that says the Eagles passed on EVERY SINGLE ONE of those 3rd down attempts... including three 3rd and 1 plays.

i remember one play where they had reggie brown run a double play.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Feva on November 17, 2008, 01:35:57 PM
6-4-3?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Yeti on November 17, 2008, 01:51:42 PM
I heard (comcast) three players including McNabb say they didn't know an NFL game could end in a tie.

Seriously?

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Feva on November 17, 2008, 02:11:56 PM
I'd heard/read somewhere that Killa was one of the others who supposedly didn't know. Again...I call bullshtein.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: methdeez on November 17, 2008, 02:19:13 PM
Quote from: mussa on November 17, 2008, 10:02:11 AM
some fun facts:

3 of 18 on 3rd down possessions - no new news here, just wanted to bring it up AGAIN

Buckhalter had 1 rush and 1 catch.
and gained what like 30 yards?
That's obviously not working, let's stay the hell away from that!
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: reese125 on November 17, 2008, 02:20:25 PM
I love when the offense breaks from the huddle and McNabb is in the shotgun
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 17, 2008, 02:25:09 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on November 17, 2008, 02:11:56 PM
I'd heard/read somewhere that Killa was one of the others who supposedly didn't know. Again...I call bullshtein.
Buck said he didnt know, but he was putting in Visine when they asked him so he was probably stoned. 
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Tomahawk on November 17, 2008, 02:34:21 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on November 17, 2008, 02:11:56 PM
I'd heard/read somewhere that Killa was one of the others who supposedly didn't know. Again...I call bullshtein.

I agree. Who the farg watches football, let alone plays professionally, and doesn't know that there is only one quarter of OT. The players and coaches easily demonstrate how stupid they are during the 60 minutes of a game so why are they trying to further prove it afterward?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 17, 2008, 02:46:49 PM
as a sidenote, they should modify the rules after the season that if a game goes the full length of overtime, that they go to college OT format. 
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 17, 2008, 02:52:39 PM
No. They shouldn't. If two professional teams are too inept to score even once between the two of them in a single overtime period they each deserve a tie on their record.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: reese125 on November 17, 2008, 02:58:31 PM
I was shocked that Andy Reid didnt call a timeout during the coin toss in OT

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Wingspan on November 17, 2008, 02:59:22 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 17, 2008, 02:52:39 PM
No. They shouldn't. If two professional teams are too inept to score even once between the two of them in a inslge overtime period they each deserve a tie on their record.

is that yiddish?
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 17, 2008, 03:05:01 PM
Maybe.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: mussa on November 17, 2008, 03:32:18 PM
i like how they still call play action passes when the point of play action pass is to fool the team into thinking your running. usually these plays are called when you have ran the ball a good number of times...effectively.


:boom

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: mussa on November 17, 2008, 03:33:55 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 17, 2008, 02:52:39 PM
No. They shouldn't. If two professional teams are too inept to score even once between the two of them in a single overtime period they each deserve a tie on their record.

FTW
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: LBIggle on November 17, 2008, 04:07:47 PM
they both deserve a loss.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: rjs246 on November 17, 2008, 04:15:44 PM
Quote from: LBIggle on November 17, 2008, 04:07:47 PM
they both deserve to be ejected from the league.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: lemeuss on November 17, 2008, 05:10:46 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on November 14, 2008, 03:53:54 AM
85 will be a bird next year.

he has too much of an "I want to win" mentality to wear Eagles green...

Plus, Reid's master plan of striving for mediocrity every year doesn't encompass a star wide receiver who talks a lot.  He'd rather have quiet wide receivers who can't catch.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: ice grillin you on November 17, 2008, 05:19:14 PM
it doesnt suprise me that some players didnt know the OT rule....the comment that is just incredible is that when told that there was ties in the nfl donovan talked about how that wouldnt work in the playoffs or superbowl...like he thought that there were ties in the postseason as well


has anyone made mention of how unbelievably hard mcnabb was throwin the ball all day yesterday...he was gripping the ball like it farged his wife and then cocking his arm back as far as he could on every pass and throwing it as hard as humanly possible
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Magical_Retard on November 17, 2008, 06:59:20 PM
he was either trying to compensate for the wind or picturing reid as the WRs.

thank god he threw it that hard...there might have been 2-3 more INTs if he didnt.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: MadMarchHare on November 17, 2008, 07:32:17 PM
Well, I'm back.  And it was really farging cold in the nosebleeds.

By the second drive, my crowd was almost chanting "minimize the stupid".  We should've known better.

As we were leaving the stadium, so old cooch yells out, "Hey, we suck, but you guys might suck worse!"  I responded, "Lady, no one hates the Eagles more than their fanbase."  Which got a small round of applause from the Eagles fans nearby.  Which was nice.

At least the ribs at Montgomery Inn were excellent.  I think that was the worst game I've ever witnessed.  Blow it up and start over.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: shorebird on November 17, 2008, 10:34:28 PM
There are a lot of reasons why Reid should be fired, but not going for it on 3rd and 1 with less than two minutes left in OT is the big one, imo. When your 0-3 in your division and your season is on the line, you don't play for a farging tie. If you can't get one goddamn yard on your last possesion when your tied up in OT against a team with one win 11 weeks into the season, you should lose. At the very least, Reid should have given his players the chance to win.

He's a goddamn coward. What farging good does a tie do this team? None, absolutely none. Reid can't even face the media and tell the fans who have been so loyal to this team the truth about were they are at this time. Everything he says is a pacifistic front. He either thinks we are stupid, or just is so goddamn arrogant that he doesn't care or think we deserve the truth. This team sucks, and he wouldn't admit it if he had a loaded gun pointed at his head.

This team needs a real coach. Reid has lost it. He's done, and everyone knows it but him. 
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Magical_Retard on November 17, 2008, 11:54:34 PM
i really wanted them to quickly line up and have mcnabb just QB sneak the ball for that one yd.

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: ice grillin you on November 18, 2008, 05:55:50 AM
Quote from: shorebird on November 17, 2008, 10:34:28 PM
If you can't get one goddamn yard on your last possesion when your tied up in OT against a team with one win 11 weeks into the season, you should lose. At the very least, Reid should have given his players the chance to win.  


the eagles have proven time and time again that they cant get one yard in any situation you really think reid should have went for it in OT at his own 20 with under two minutes left...thats insane...no one has hated reid as much and for as long as i have but jesus you dont go for it there...if you dont make it you lose the game and hes getting killed more than he ever has
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: shorebird on November 18, 2008, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 18, 2008, 05:55:50 AM
Quote from: shorebird on November 17, 2008, 10:34:28 PM
If you can't get one goddamn yard on your last possesion when your tied up in OT against a team with one win 11 weeks into the season, you should lose. At the very least, Reid should have given his players the chance to win.  


the eagles have proven time and time again that they cant get one yard in any situation you really think reid should have went for it in OT at his own 20 with under two minutes left...thats insane...no one has hated reid as much and for as long as i have but jesus you dont go for it there...if you dont make it you lose the game and hes getting killed more than he ever has

Then like I said, they should lose. Did you actually think they were going to get the ball back?!?! Did you?!?

Are you saying you condone Reid playing for a farging TIE?!?!

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: ice grillin you on November 18, 2008, 02:09:10 PM
unless a tie mathmatically eliminated them from playoff contention theres no way you go for it there....period

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: shorebird on November 18, 2008, 02:18:54 PM
A tie wasn't, and didn't get them into second place, it got them last place. A win, and they are tied for second with the same record as Dallas and Washington.

A loss, and they are a game in last place instead of a half game. Last place is still last place.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: ice grillin you on November 18, 2008, 02:27:14 PM
actually the half game means a lot...its almost like a free tiebreaker against other teams that lose...for example if the birds win this week and the taterskins/cowboys lose that tie moves them ahead of them rather than just tying them...hell if the falcons also lose youre in the playoffs as of this week

bottom line is in that situation with a hideous passing game and an even worse short yardage run game on your own 20 you dont go for it unless the season was on the line and thats not even close to the case yet
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 18, 2008, 02:35:00 PM
Agree with IGY... The good news about the tie is that it makes all the tiebreakers the Eagles WON'T have meaningless.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Don Ho on November 18, 2008, 03:25:00 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 18, 2008, 05:55:50 AM

the eagles have proven time and time again that they cant get one yard in any situation


forget the playoffs, forget 4 NFCCG, forget his record after a bye week, this is what i'll remember from the AR era the lack of confidence he has in gaining one lousy yard.  one lousy yard. 
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: JackStraw on November 18, 2008, 05:13:21 PM

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forget the playoffs, forget 4 NFCCG, forget his record after a bye week, this is what i'll remember from the AR era the lack of confidence he has in gaining one lousy yard.  one lousy yard. 
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I dunno - a son in the big house with Oxy's in the bung is a pretty memorable coaching moment, too. Right up there with Kotitie's rain-smeared PAT chart. Or maybe Ryan's early game exit up the ramp.

Good times
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: QB Eagles on November 22, 2008, 11:40:55 AM
Bill Simmons sums it up (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/picks/081121):

QuoteYou know how Mike Holmgren is retiring after this season? I think Andy Reid retired three years ago. That's the only explanation. He just didn't tell us. Our friend Mike Lombardi did a nice job breaking down the epic "Four Two-Minute Drills" debacle Sunday in Cincinnati; that game was so unbelievably bad that NFL Films should be working on a one-hour documentary about it. I'm not even kidding. That was the worst football game ever played. We need to spend a solid year interviewing people and breaking down the key moments so we can place it in its proper historical perspective.

So, what would the Bengals-Eagles documentary be called? I vote for either "Four Hours Of Life That Nobody Will Get Back" or "The Longest Turd." Either of these will do. I don't care. And, yes, I wanted this show even before McNabb pushed the epicness (epicity? epiciousness? epicism?) of such a memorably putrid game by admitting he didn't know the overtime rules. I thought Warren Sapp summed it up well:

"Donovan, your legacy will be throwing up in the Super Bowl, Rush Limbaugh and now -- not knowing there were ties!"

I'd also throw in Campbell's Chunky Soup commercials, but, yes, that's probably it. I have watched far too much of the Eagles this season (again, for fantasy purposes) and would evaluate McNabb's 2008 performance like so: out of shape, careless, semi-competitive and uninspiring. The fact that Philly can't run the ball in short-yardage situations but McNabb never, ever, EVER runs QB draws or sneaks should tell you something. I think he just doesn't want to get hit anymore. He seems like a guy on his way out of the league to me.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Magical_Retard on November 22, 2008, 12:06:34 PM
i agree with the out of shape comment. mcnabb seems to be bigger every season.

Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: ice grillin you on November 22, 2008, 01:05:41 PM
careless = he could care less

thats how hes always been...wants to win and if he does thats great but if we dont well get em tomorrow or next week or next year or next career or next lifetime....whatever
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: phattymatty on November 22, 2008, 01:56:14 PM
as someone who was sitting in the 5th row in the endzone for the entire second half of the game, i agree that it was easily the worst game i've ever seen.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Diomedes on November 22, 2008, 03:06:25 PM
I can vouch the same for the GameCenter crowd.
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: ice grillin you on November 22, 2008, 03:08:56 PM
wasnt it on in baltimore or do you prefer gamecenter
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: Diomedes on November 22, 2008, 04:41:16 PM
no man, the Baltimore game was on and nothing else in that time slot
Title: Re: Eagles/Bengals bitchfest
Post by: shorebird on November 23, 2008, 07:52:40 AM
2008 Eagles vs Bengals

"NFL Football Futility."