"Your cock's just the right fit for me arsehole"
"Don't be shy, work on the balls"
From a random porno from back in the day.
Feel free to add other examples. Mainstream accepted.
QuoteOh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any farging effort to get to the top of the farging obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
QuoteI'll bet you're the kind of guy that would farg a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
QuoteI think what she's trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat.
QuoteYou'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".
Quote from: PPinDC on October 01, 2008, 10:31:43 PM
QuoteOh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any farging effort to get to the top of the farging obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
QuoteI'll bet you're the kind of guy that would farg a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
QuoteI think what she's trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat.
QuoteYou'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".
That's what I'm talking about! Were they ALL from Full Metal Jacket? Aah, Stanley Kubrick, like me a great son of Hertfordshire.
Dickman and Throbbin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FN3isi3DBE)
Happy to help, Dickman!
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 01, 2008, 10:50:57 PM
Dickman and Throbbin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FN3isi3DBE)
They don't make 'em like they used to. Though great strides have been made in public hair grooming.
Public hair grooming is improved, I have to agree.
Those god awful haircuts!
"You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"
QuoteThat dog saved Charlestown.
Well farg him[/quote
RIP Paul Newman!
"Is that what you're asking me? Is there something wrong with anything?"
English Muthafarger!! Do you speak it?!!
"Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfarger! Say 'what' one more God-damned time!"
Great site (http://www.rosswalker.co.uk/movie_sounds/pulp_fiction.htm) for movie sound bites.
"It's a trick! Go get an axe."
Quote from: MadMarchHare on October 02, 2008, 06:48:40 AM
"It's a trick! Go get an axe."
Fail.
I could literally sit on this thread all day and just post from "Fletch" and "AoD," and I might do just that.
"You do own rubber gloves?"
"I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy."
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 01, 2008, 11:04:42 PM
"Is that what you're asking me? Is there something wrong with anything?"
that whole exchange is farging chilling
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
"I am the last person in this world that you want to farg with."
...and something totally different:
"I brought the magic suitcase. Have you been doing your special exercises?"
"I'll have a bloody mary, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich."
"Oh, you've remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds."
"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."
"Hop-a-long Cassidy was killed here, bow and arrow accident. Very weird."
arent you gonna read me my rights?
you have the right to remain silent.....you have the right to have your face kicked in by me....you have the right to have your balls stomped on by him
i think ill waive my rights
Had to cheat a little to remember the whole thing.
I beleive in the soul, the cock, the Hoyda, the small of a women's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of susan sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot and soft core pornography, opening presents Christmas morning rather then Christmas eve and I believe in long slow deep soft wet kisses that last three days.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 02, 2008, 07:28:13 AM
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
Eh hmm, thats not fair.
Mitch Cumstein, great guy.
When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 02, 2008, 11:44:54 AM
When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
The tirade that preceded this quote is worthy of mention:
QuoteHell is overflowing, and Satan is sending his dead to us. Why? Because, you have sex out of wedlock, you kill unborn children, you have man on man relations, same sex marriage. How do you think your God will judge you? Well friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
"Why are you always smiling?"
"Cause it´s all so farging hysterical."
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."
"And so it goes, and so it goes. And the book says, "We may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."
Quote from: MDS on October 02, 2008, 05:55:21 PM
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."
I didn't think you had it in you, Todd.
"What do you think the temperature is?"
"One."
Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Quote from: rjs246 on October 02, 2008, 06:02:48 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 02, 2008, 05:55:21 PM
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."
I didn't think you had it in you, Todd.
there's nothing quite like taking eating a mouthful of poo
ROSEBUD!
REDRUM!
Billy: I'm scared Poncho.
Poncho: Bullshtein. You ain't afraid of no man.
Billy: There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
You're ghostin' us, motherfarger. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
Bounty hunter: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.
I ain't got time to bleed.
You got time to duck?
"If Butch goes to Indo, China... I want a negro hidin' in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass!"
"I used the same fargin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!"
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"Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
"No farging shtein, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"
"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."
Did ya get the license number?
Of what?
The truck that run over your face.
Take her to the zoo, Rock. I hear retards like the zoo.
Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood.
That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch?
I don't know, Boss.
You better get in there and get it out, boy.
farging Germans. Nothing changes. farging Nazis.
They were Nazis, Dude?
Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?
Miss Russell, I should've called the police that night but I was weak. You convinced me to stay silent. I regret that. Know this: every time I see your face, I wanna rip your throat out.
Johnny: What the farg is going on? WHAT THE farg IS GOING ON? You know, all my life, I've been careful to stay in my own corner. Looking out for Number One... no complications. Now, suddenly, I'm responsible for the *entire farging world*, and everybody and his mother is trying to kill me, IF... IF... my head doesn't blow up first.
Jane: Maybe it's not just about you any more.
Johnny: Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the farging last month's newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
"Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is."
QuoteGive me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
How about a magic trick?
I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
Ta-daa!
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
I think you're all farged in the head. We're ten hours from the farging fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much farging fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're iceholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy shtein!
QuoteHey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shtein he is. Hallelujah. Holy shtein. Where's the Tylenol?
"The world is thus."
"No, thus have we made the world."
QuoteKnow your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim
QuoteWe had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
QuoteFew people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastich chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
QuoteYou can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
QuoteThere he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
QuoteWhen I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive.
QuoteTurkish: farg me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
QuoteIt turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he farging should be.
QuoteBullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the louisville slugger. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey flag balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell Hoyda and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old Hoyda, and have brought your two small mincey flag balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no Hoyda here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... farg off!
QuoteDo you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible funhole... me.
QuoteBrick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shtein, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Quote from: MadMarchHare on October 04, 2008, 03:20:52 PM
"Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is."
QuoteGive me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
How about a magic trick?
I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
Ta-daa!
I prefer...
QuoteWhat do you want?!
................I just want my phone call.
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"
"I'm gonna get all the sleep I need when I'm dead"
"My Grandfather"
"He looks like an important man"
"He was an icehole"
"Right boot"
"Oh yeah baby, I'm gonna make you my regular Saturday night thing...oh yeah"
Yo, Steve! You're history.
But I'm on my break!
Stay on it.
Ah, shtein!
"That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that"
"I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That's life. Who can explain it? "
"If somebody gets in your face and calls you a corksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal."
Being called a corksucker isn't personal?
No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
What if somebody calls my mama a whore?
Is she?
"Hey Griswald what are you doing with that tree?"
"Bend over and I'll show ya!"
"You can't talk to me like that!"
"I wasn't talking to you!"
Clark: "With this bonus...Im putting in a swimming pool!"
Clark""...and if there is any left over...Im flying you all down here to celebrate it."
Eddie: "I cant swim Clark."
Clark: "I know that Eddie."
"Where the white women at?"
Pardon me while I whip this out.
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
Should I call Nick or Mr. Dick?
Nick
Do you guys know where you are?
Library of Congress?
Detroit?
Beyond the sun?
Hey any of you guys order an icehole from room service?
"Killian... I'll be back!"
"Only in a re-run."
"Remember Solly, when I promised to kill you last?"
"That's right, Matrix! You did!"
"I lied!"
"I've got a delivery for a Mr. Gaylord Focker."
"Wa-wa-wait! So your name's Gay Focker?!"
"Your best? Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and farg the prom queen!"
"Carla was the prom queen."
What's the deal with that dog?
That's the dog that saved Charlestown!
Well farg him.
"Greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama. "
Is that your, uh, friend in the woodchipper, there?
Dirty Harry Quotes
QuoteI know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
I gots to know.
QuoteListen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshtein, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshtein. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shteins ya!
QuoteHarry Callahan: Nobody, but nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog anymore!
Lt. Dobbs: Are you finished with the questioning, Callahan?
Harry Callahan: Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...
Mrs. Grey: If this is your idea of humor, Inspector...
Lt. Dobbs: All right, what are you trying to do here, Callahan?
Harry Callahan: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3090/2924167635_2f8f273fcf_o.jpg)
For Clint, I prefer:
"I don't deserve this......do die like this.....I was building a house."
"Deserves got nothing to do with it."
Or, even better:
"I was lucky in the order. But then, I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folk."
Clint's best lines were in Heartbreak Ridge. I don't feel like looking them up, though, so farg all of you.
Classic Clint quote from High Plains Drifter:
"You know you're gonna look awfully silly with that knife shoved way up your ass"
"Right turn Clyde" is still my favourtie Clint line.
The old woman in that movie had some memorable quotes also.
Verna: That's not why you came either.
Tom: Tell me why I came.
Verna: The oldest reason there is.
Tom: There are friendlier places to drink.
While I don't think that Miller's Crossing is the best movie of the 90s (or even the best Cohen Brothers movie of the 90s) I do think that it has some of the best dialog of any movie I've seen.
"You wanna farg me"
"I'd farg me...I'd farg me hard"
"Hey how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!"
"Give me that screw"
"I don't have it"
"Do you want me to shake it out of you?"
"I don't have it, screws fall out all the time the worlds an imperfect place"
"What do you do in your physics club?"
"Well we practice physics and the properties of physics"
"So it's sort of social - demented and sad - but social"
Quote from: Rome on October 08, 2008, 06:41:08 PM
Clint's best lines were in Heartbreak Ridge. I don't feel like looking them up, though, so farg all of you.
QuoteWell, well, well, well. I'm here to tell you that life as you knew it has ended. You all may as well go into town tonight. You may as well laugh and make fools out of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honies or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine
QuoteMy name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.
QuoteI'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you iceholes and I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla, comprende?
Captain Kirk: "KAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Napoleon Dynamite: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
Dean Wurmer: "Zero, point Zero" and "Fat and stupid is no way to go through life son..."
"Oh... how was your date?"
"I killed her."
"Oh, tore the Hoyda up, huh?"
"Nah, man... I shot her!"
"Ungh... was the Hoyda that bad, man?"
"Benny, you put this orange juice back in here, ain't nothin' but a swallow left in the container!"
"Then swallow it and shut the farg up!"
"You blind motherfarger!"
"You fat bitch!"
(Parrot) "Ayaaaaaaah! Fat bitch!"
"Vera, put that razor away!"
(pulls gun)
"I ain't playin' games no more. You put that fargin' razor away or I'ma blow your goddamn pinky toe off!"
"Oh... now you're gonna shoot me in my pinky toe."
"I'm not playing with you. I will blow that black, crusty, dead knarled motherfarger the farg off your foot! Now put the razor away!"
"Well come on Quick... there it is! Shoot! Shoot me in the toe!"
"Vera, I'm tellin' you... you gon' be the nine-toe-havinest-bitch in Harlem, you don't quit fargin' wit me!"
"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shtein out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure."
Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.
Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.
Mr. Jones: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
Craig Jones: You call that game?
"You got to be a stupid motherfarger to get fired on your day off."
"I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the f**k up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again."
[Smokey taking a crap outside]
Smokey: You better not tell anybody man.
Ezal: Man, I'm not, man.
Smokey: Keep it on the down low.
Ezal: Alright brother. Damn.
Ezal: [Looks around and yells] Hey, Smokey back here taking a shtein!
Ezal: Ezal!
Ezal: Well, I won't tell anybody else.
"Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head."
Man, after seeing those quotes, I have to go rent Friday. One of the funniest movies ever.
QuoteThere's no way that you came from my loins. As soon as I get home I'm gonna punch your mama right in the mouth.
QuoteDon't go home and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. You can think about it.... but don't do it.
Quote"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
Site with a bunch of classics (and a few misplaced non-classics) (http://www.filmsite.org/greatquotes.html)
Soilent Geen is PEOPLE!!
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!.....
What the farg happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer -
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastiches. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
QuoteJohn Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
Jeremy Grey: Team player!
I dunno' what movie that quote is from, but I would like to know, so I could watch it.
Quote from: shorebird on October 15, 2008, 11:36:15 PM
I dunno' what movie that quote is from, but I would like to know, so I could watch it.
You have not seen "Wedding Crashers," I see. That is a mistake, sir.
Quote from: shorebird on October 15, 2008, 11:36:15 PM
I dunno' what movie that quote is from, but I would like to know, so I could watch it.
Wedding Crashers