Single: Stay over your friend's house playing video games until 5am
In A Relationship: Stay over your friend's house playing video games until 5am...but you gotta call your girl and say good night and sound like a Hoyda in front of your friend.
Married: I imagine you have no more friends?
its true, never get married. I got all hammered up earlier this summer and forgot to come home or call, bad times.
WTF does this have to do with anything? If you are single and you are staying at a friends house until 5am you have issues, you should be out at the bar chasing poon or getting black out drunk.
So, no whores out in the desert?
Whory sheep?
Chasing poon? Us? My friends are Hoydas...including myself.
when your single you get laid by strange whoray women
Quote from: General_Failure on September 19, 2008, 03:18:04 PM
So, no whores out in the desert?
Unless you count the ones that are in the Army and I wouldn't touch them with mussa's johnson.
that means a lot to me buddy, thanks ;)
Single: Bang Chuggie's Mom.
In A Relationship: Watch Sassy Bang Chuggie's Mom.
Married: Get Drunk, Post On CF, Watch Chuggie Post More Super Topics.
married or not the meaning of life is getting as much pusssie as humanly possible without dying of something you may catch in the process
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 19, 2008, 03:48:49 PM
married or not the meaning of life is making as many babies as humanly possible without having to work and live'n off the gov't....word is born
So now IGY is a poonhound? I'm confused.
isnt every dood?
But you're so sensitive. How could you?
Quote from: Rome on September 19, 2008, 03:39:24 PM
Single: any baseball game you want, especially Dollar Dog nights
In A Relationship: only on weekends
Married: nothing....not even the most important series of the season
single: home cooked meals only when you visit your mother
in a relationship: home cooked meals on weekends
married: home cooked meals 75% of the time.
Quote from: Diomedes on September 19, 2008, 09:04:15 PM
single: errands whenever you get up
in a relationship: errands when youre asked
married: errands when youre told
Quote from: Diomedes on September 19, 2008, 09:04:15 PM
single: home cooked meals only when you visit your mother
in a relationship: home cooked meals on weekends
married: home cooked meals 75% of the time.
HA! My wife can't boil spaghetti.
If I didn't cook we'd live on Kraft Mac'N'Cheese and chicken nuggets.
Quote from: MadMarchHare on September 19, 2008, 11:13:19 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 19, 2008, 09:04:15 PM
single: home cooked meals only when you visit your mother
in a relationship: home cooked meals on weekends
married: home cooked meals 75% of the time.
HA! My wife can't boil spaghetti.
If I didn't cook we'd live on Kraft Mac'N'Cheese and chicken nuggets.
you married white trash?
My wife couldnt cook for shtein when we first met, im happy with how well she can cook now
If your wife can't cook, or can but doesn't, you farged up.
My ball & chain is a health food nut so everything she makes is bland now. Her cooking used to be very good, though, which is a little saddening to me.
Losers.
Irony?
Perhaps.
My old lady is a great cook. She was good when we first got together almost ten years ago, and it's been steady improvement since. She makes a great arroz con pollo, her grandmother's recipe.
Nothing beats arroz con pollo and a cold beer after a long day digging ditches.
I can only take so much skinless, tasteless fricking grilled chicken & brown rice dinners. I mean, yeah, I try to eat healthy so I don't blow up like a blimp, but goddamn it, the occasional rare ribeye, loaded baked potato & a cold beer for dinner isn't gonna kill her or anyone else in this joint.
My wife is a really great cook. She usually cooks healthy, but half the time you wouldn't know it. And she knows exactly how often to make the red meat, fries, and lasagnas of the world.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on September 20, 2008, 01:16:00 AM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on September 19, 2008, 11:13:19 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 19, 2008, 09:04:15 PM
single: home cooked meals only when you visit your mother
in a relationship: home cooked meals on weekends
married: home cooked meals 75% of the time.
HA! My wife can't boil spaghetti.
If I didn't cook we'd live on Kraft Mac'N'Cheese and chicken nuggets.
you married white trash?
My wife couldnt cook for shtein when we first met, im happy with how well she can cook now
Kinda, she's from Racine, WI. She cleaned up well, though.
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 19, 2008, 03:48:49 PM
married or not the meaning of life is getting as much pusssie as humanly possible without dying of something you may catch in the process
Pretty much. It all boils down to getting strange one way or another.
Why do guys want sports cars? For strange.
Why do guys want money? For strange.
Why do guys play sports? To make a ton of money... so they can buy the sports cars... for strange.
i love getting drunk and text messaging all the single girls on your phone late night. its like playing the lottery
This is definitely the dumbest farging thread this board has seen in a while.
Single - get roaring drunk during eagles game and spew every profanity in the book...
Relationship - Same as above unless she happens to be over on Sunday and you slighty modify you behavior but still get nasty looks.
Married: a coule of beers during game, ocassional profanity until your told to cool it because the kids will hear or she makes you go to Costco with her instead.
Jesus christ you are all pathetic.
you know that smell when you're in the bathroom at work and pull your wang out at the urinal to go, and then you get that smell which reminds you that you've gotten a BJ since you showered last? i had that this morning.
Quote from: phattymatty on September 23, 2008, 03:11:14 PM
you know that smell when you're in the bathroom at work and pull your wang out at the urinal to go, and then you get that smell which reminds you that you've gotten a BJ since you showered last? i had that this morning.
So, your friend Scotty K. is visiting?
Ive been smelling that all day...I need to shower...
Sitting home doing nuthin' but painting the trim in my house, leaves a lot of time to make lunch and dinner something different from the norm. I have found out that as far as sandwiches go, bacon goes on just about any kind.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3062/2927174700_a82e3fc9f5.jpg)
Smoked turkey breast, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and swiss cheese with a dash of salt and pepper on toast with mayo. Yum yum!
shtein!! Wrong thread dumbass.