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Title: New entry in World's Thinnest Books
Post by: Father Demon on July 13, 2008, 01:45:34 AM
I saw five at the new Border's today in someplace like Missouri or some shtein:

1) Fast Freddie's "Guide to Government Entitlements"

2) Munson's "How To Let Common Sense Rule Your Life"

3) rjs' "Eternal Optimism"

4) Sarge's "Let The Little Girls Live Their Own Lives"

and

5) IGY's "Things I Never Understood"
Title: Re: New entry in World's Thinnest Books
Post by: SunMo on July 13, 2008, 02:19:27 PM
you need to get blackout drunk more often
Title: Re: New entry in World's Thinnest Books
Post by: Father Demon on July 13, 2008, 03:39:03 PM
Damn.
Title: Re: New entry in World's Thinnest Books
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 13, 2008, 04:05:21 PM
Father Demon's Guide to Starting Funny and Entertaining Threads

Thinnest.  Book.  Ever.
Title: Re: New entry in World's Thinnest Books
Post by: rjs246 on July 13, 2008, 04:06:12 PM
I give the guy points for not Munson-ing up the board with his post.
Title: Re: New entry in World's Thinnest Books
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 13, 2008, 04:07:45 PM
But he's got kids so he's Munson-ing up the world with his DNA.

We all lose. 
Title: Re: New entry in World's Thinnest Books
Post by: Diomedes on July 13, 2008, 04:13:52 PM
His entry for Sarge was the best of the five titles.
Title: Re: New entry in World's Thinnest Books
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 13, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
at least he kept me as a hetero
Title: Re: New entry in World's Thinnest Books
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 13, 2008, 05:42:12 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 13, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
at least he kept me as a hetero

It proves he's a master of the Fiction/Fantasy genre.
Title: Re: New entry in World's Thinnest Books
Post by: Rome on July 13, 2008, 06:25:18 PM
John Kruk is farging fat as farg.

farg!
Title: Re: New entry in World's Thinnest Books
Post by: Munson on July 14, 2008, 02:44:26 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 13, 2008, 04:07:45 PM
But he's got kids so he's Munson-ing up the world with his DNA.

We all lose. 

It's sad that even I know how true #4 probably is.