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Title: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: MDS on April 16, 2008, 01:31:36 PM
He's a kicker/punter (http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/20080416_Eagles_sign_punter_kicker_Rich_McGee.html)

I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 16, 2008, 01:33:19 PM
nerdy name
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 16, 2008, 01:33:22 PM
QuoteMcGee (6-foot-4, 203) handled both punting and kickoff duties during his career at the University of Texas, averaging 39.6 yards on 130 punts, Ninety-six of his 265 (36 percent) career kickoffs went for touchbacks.


Thats nothing...munsons 6 '5 225 and averaged 68.2 yards on 180 punts in high school
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: SunMo on April 16, 2008, 01:34:03 PM
munson used to punt and then down the punts inside the 5 himself
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: rjs246 on April 16, 2008, 01:57:20 PM
I hate all of you.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 16, 2008, 02:47:35 PM
Munson can believe it's not butter. 
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: General_Failure on April 16, 2008, 03:06:13 PM
We're not starting that shtein.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Rome on April 16, 2008, 03:50:00 PM
What happens if the Eagles ever sign a player named Munson?
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: General_Failure on April 16, 2008, 04:26:27 PM
We ban rjs for a month.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Munson on April 16, 2008, 04:45:21 PM
Quote from: SunMo on April 16, 2008, 01:34:03 PM
munson used to punt and then down the punts inside the 5 himself


We had a guy that did that when I was a sophomore.....He's a LB at WVU now
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: SunMo on April 16, 2008, 04:50:53 PM
no you didn't....no he's not
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Munson on April 16, 2008, 05:00:18 PM
Yes we did....and yes, he did. Most of us are pretty sure he roided up...Jim Lewis, find him on their roster if you want. I know he's on Scouts depth chart for WVU.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 16, 2008, 07:00:37 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Feva on April 17, 2008, 08:02:03 AM
The only time Musnon was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: ice grillin you on April 17, 2008, 08:40:20 AM
munson is a 20 year old pissant who thinks life revolves around ma dukes wood panneled basement texting imaginary friends and surfing the internet...in that world how could you ever be wrong?....dewd could be lunch meat could be peaches?

ma im on the innernnett adn wasted 2!!


ill tell you what tho if it ever happens that he gets out in the real world id shoot myself in the face if my baby girl ever brought that derranged juggalo mix of anthony michael hall and gonzo home





Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Rome on April 17, 2008, 08:43:20 AM
If I promise to bring each of you a six pack the next time I see you, will you please stop talking about Munson?  Please??
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 17, 2008, 08:43:31 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 17, 2008, 08:40:20 AM
munson is a 20 year old pissant who thinks life revolves around ma dukes wood panneled basement texting imaginary friends and surfing the internet...in that world how could you ever be wrong?....dewd could be lunch meat could be peaches?

ma im on the innernnett adn wasted 2!!


ill tell you what tho if it ever happens that he gets out in the real world id shoot myself in the face if my baby girl ever brought that derranged juggalo mix of anthony michael hall and gonzo home
POTY
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Feva on April 17, 2008, 08:47:04 AM
Quote from: Rome on April 17, 2008, 08:43:20 AM
If I promise to bring each of you a six pack the next time I see you, will you please stop talking about Munson?  Please??

When God said, "Let there be light", Munson said, "say please."
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Rome on April 17, 2008, 08:49:01 AM
I'm keeping a list.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 17, 2008, 09:16:12 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 17, 2008, 08:40:20 AM
ill tell you what tho if it ever happens that he gets out in the real world id shoot myself in the face if my baby girl ever brought that derranged juggalo mix of anthony michael hall and gonzo home

I thought you had a boy.  But I guess the same would be the case if he brought home SimonPinkston9087.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Rome on April 17, 2008, 09:23:06 AM
hahaha
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 17, 2008, 10:21:25 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on April 17, 2008, 08:47:04 AM
Quote from: Rome on April 17, 2008, 08:43:20 AM
If I promise to bring each of you a six pack the next time I see you, will you please stop talking about Munson?  Please??

When God said, "Let there be light", Munson said, "say please."

Munson destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 17, 2008, 10:25:53 AM
I think it's clear what we all think you can do with your free beer, Rome.

When Munson falls in water, Munson doesn't get wet. Water gets Munsoned.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 17, 2008, 10:27:41 AM
When the boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Munson. 
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Feva on April 17, 2008, 11:34:46 AM
If you have five dollars and Munson has five dollars... Munson has more money than you.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 17, 2008, 11:38:26 AM
Munson doesn't type when he posts on :CF.  The words assemble themselves out of fear. 
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 17, 2008, 11:41:44 AM
That helps explain why they are sometimes incoherent and jungle juice-induced.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: rjs246 on April 17, 2008, 11:42:58 AM
HATE
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Feva on April 17, 2008, 11:43:36 AM
Munson put the laughter in manslaughter.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Rome on April 17, 2008, 11:44:32 AM
This shtein stopped being funny about a week ago.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 17, 2008, 11:45:37 AM
When munson does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 17, 2008, 11:46:57 AM
Let's see.... it's this easy to annoy the shtein out of rjs, Rome, and IGY while simultaneously mocking Munson's self-aggrandizing shtein.

Win.
Win.
Win.

and Win.


Munson wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 17, 2008, 11:48:32 AM
Munson's testicles do not produce sperm.  They produce millions of tiny, white ninjas whose sole purpose is to seek and destroy.  
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Rome on April 17, 2008, 11:48:32 AM
It's not annoying.  It's just stupid and unfunny.   
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 17, 2008, 11:49:29 AM
Quote from: Rome on April 17, 2008, 11:48:32 AM
It's not annoying.  It's just stupid and unfunny.  

Now you finally understand what it's like for us to read your posts. 
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 17, 2008, 11:49:43 AM
Quote from: Rome on April 17, 2008, 11:48:32 AM
It's not annoying.  It's just stupid and unfunny.   

Like a pun?

Munson can slam a revolving door.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: reese125 on April 17, 2008, 11:50:54 AM
Your making this kids year talking about him. He's high-fiving his boy right now at his house
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 17, 2008, 11:52:28 AM
Quote from: reese125 on April 17, 2008, 11:50:54 AM
Your making this kids year talking about him. He's high-fiving his boy right now at his house

Well, if his "boy" is a chat room buddy and his "house" is the internet, probably.


Munson doesn't have friends. <eom>
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Rome on April 17, 2008, 11:53:22 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 17, 2008, 11:49:29 AM
Quote from: Rome on April 17, 2008, 11:48:32 AM
It's not annoying.  It's just stupid and unfunny.   

Now you finally understand what it's like for us to read your posts. 

Die of friendly fire, warmonger.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 17, 2008, 11:55:50 AM
Romey is allowed to live because Munson doesn't kill women.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 17, 2008, 11:57:26 AM
munson brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 17, 2008, 11:58:10 AM
Munson is concerned about the rise in gas prices because of how it may affect his drinking habit. 
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Feva on April 17, 2008, 12:40:43 PM
Once, while beating off in a tractor-trailer, part of Munson's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: rjs246 on April 17, 2008, 12:43:45 PM
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HA. HA. HA.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: Rome on April 17, 2008, 01:24:09 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on April 17, 2008, 12:40:43 PM
Once, while beating off in a tractor-trailer, part of Munson's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

I stand corrected.
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: SunMo on April 17, 2008, 02:04:28 PM
while this is all terrible...it's exactly what a thread titled "Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle" deserves
Title: Re: Rich McGee, Philadelphia Eagle
Post by: General_Failure on April 17, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
You all deserve to be shot. Now shut up about Munson.