This bracket is sick. Twisted. All-too-unfair. But, it's the way the rankings worked out, and not everyone can be a princess, sweetheart.
I wish I could watch IGY's head explode at the 4 - 13 match-up. It wasn't intentional, but it sure is damn funny.
Voting ends Thursday.
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
(http://www.abstracthiphop.com/hip-hop-honeys/jessica_alba_beach.jpg)
16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)
(http://www.clubs.psu.edu/mk/wmkp/Graphics/simkoProfile/cristina_scabbia_l1.jpg)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
(http://www.celebroundup.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/catherine-bell.jpg)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/jessica_simpson_hot_and_wet.jpg)
5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/JennaHaze-phrog8v8r.jpg/461px-JennaHaze-phrog8v8r.jpg)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
(http://www.allstarcelebrity.com/Actresses/Shannon_Elizabeth/images/shannon_elizabeth1.jpg)
4. halle berry (US actress)
(http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/Halle%20Berry%20pose.jpg)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)
(http://www.redsoxtimes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/erinandrews.jpg)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
(http://www.hitparade.ch/actorimages/scarlett_johansson.jpg)
11. christina ricci (US actress)
(http://www.madhauscreative.com/Components/PERSONAL%20PAGES/FUN%20STUFF/hollywood_hotties/ChristinaRicciVogue.jpg)
3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress)
(http://usgirl.org/american-girls/2007/02/alyson-hannigan-1.jpg)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/keeley-hazell/pictures/keeley-hazell-picture-1.jpg)
7. Beyonce (US singer)
(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2007_swimsuit/images/photos/07_beyonce_10.jpg)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
(http://www.jessicaloddo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/monica-bellucci.jpg)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s190/gabbybabble/2007-06/18/jessica-biel-sexy.jpg)
15. Isla Fisher (Australian actress)
(http://starz.ru/celebrities/Isla_Fisher.jpg)
Easy-Read:
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)
5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
4. halle berry (US actress)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
11. christina ricci (US actress)
3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
7. Beyonce (US singer)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
15. Isla Fisher (Australian actress)
1. Jessica Alba (US actress) obviously
8. catherine bell (US actress) farg tony romo
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress) that scene in american pie gave me on of my first intentional movie boners
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter) unforgiving that wifey goes up against halle, but she is wifey
6. scarlett johansson (US actress) a 6 seed? really?
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl) hannigan looks like a sock. this girl just has giant tits.
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress) tits
2. Jessica Biel (US actress) ass
1. Jessica Alba
8. catherine bell
5. Jenna Haze
4. halle berry
6. scarlett johansson
14. Keeley Hazell
10. Monica Bellucci
15. Isla Fisher (I love Jessica Beil. But not as much as I love this chick. No idea why. zesty matchup.)
Easy-Read:
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)
5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
4. halle berry (US actress)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
11. christina ricci (US actress)
3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress) - I'm not one to complain because of all the fine work that has gone into this but really?
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
7. Beyonce (US singer)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress) This matchup sucked...
15. Isla Fisher (Australian actress)
Clearly you people have never seen Jenna Haze's work.
Quote from: rjs246 on March 31, 2008, 11:26:47 AM
Clearly you people have never seen Jenna Haze's work.
No I haven't. Had to pick based on the pictures provided.
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)
5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
4. halle berry (US actress)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
11. christina ricci (US actress)
3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
7. Beyonce (US singer)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
15. Isla Fisher (Australian actress)
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
4. halle berry (US actress)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
7. Beyonce (US singer)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
Phanatic, your really missing out then
Quote from: rjs246 on March 31, 2008, 11:26:47 AM
Clearly you people have never seen Jenna Haze's work.
Haze is beat and whines when she gets farged...not to mention not a lick of tit on her. Nothing is more annoying then a squeaky voice in the sac..especially 30 minutes straight of it
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
4. halle berry (US actress)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
7. Beyonce (US singer)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
4. halle berry (US actress)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
Quote from: reese125 on March 31, 2008, 11:33:46 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 31, 2008, 11:26:47 AM
Clearly you people have never seen Jenna Haze's work.
Haze is beat and whines when she gets farged...not to mention not a lick of tit on her. Nothing is more annoying then a squeaky voice in the sac..especially 30 minutes straight of it
You, my friend, do not have a penis.
there are way more pornstars that top that screaching idiot with way more sexiness, ass and tit..but do what you gotta do
Im surprised your waving the pom poms on her being the Dirk Diggler you are stud
Stop talking about my member. Freak.
1. Jessica Alba
16. Cristina Scabbia
8. catherine bell
9. Jessica Simpson
5. Jenna Haze
12. Shannon Elizabeth
4. halle berry
13. Erin Andrews
6. scarlett johansson
11. christina ricci
3. Alyson Hannigan
14. Keeley Hazell
7. Beyonce
10. Monica Bellucci
2. Jessica Biel
15. Isla Fisher
Picked almost all upsets.
18 Cabbia
9. Simpson
14. Elizabeth
13. Andrews
6. Johansson
14. Hazell
10. Bellucci
2. Biel
Never saw Jenna Haze's "work".
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
4. halle berry (US actress)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)
5. Jenna Haze (US porn star) Hot Anal >:D
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress) American Pie peaked... fading ...
4. halle berry (US actress)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress) Again a six?
11. christina ricci (US actress)
3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress) Competition Committee subpoena pending...
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
7. Beyonce (US singer)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress) 10 yrs ago...
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
15. Isla Fisher (Australian actress)
Jessica Alba
catherine bell
Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
Halle Berry
scarlett johansson (US actress)
Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
Beyonce (US singer)
Jessica Biel
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)
5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
4. halle berry (US actress)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
7. Beyonce (US singer)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress) - damn i love isla, this was tough
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
1-Alba
8-Bell
12-Elizabeth
13-Andrews
6-Johannson
14-Hazell
7-Beyonce
2-Biel
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)
5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
4. halle berry (US actress) (Dang, this one's hard)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
11. christina ricci (US actress)
3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
7. Beyonce (US singer)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
15. Isla Fisher (Australian actress)
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)
5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
I demand a re-seed. It's not fair to put Erin up against Halle.
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
Quote from: MDS on March 31, 2008, 07:37:50 PM
I demand a re-seed. It's not fair to put Erin up against Halle.
You'll get nothing, and like it.
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
4. halle berry (US actress)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
7. Beyonce (US singer)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
Quote from: Father Demon on March 31, 2008, 07:58:33 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 31, 2008, 07:37:50 PM
I demand a re-seed. It's not fair to put Erin up against Halle.
You'll get nothing, and like it.
Halle's best years are past. Erin is the future.
1. Jessica Alba
8. catherine bell
12. Shannon Elizabeth
4. halle berry
6. scarlett johansson
14. Keeley Hazell
7. Beyonce (US singer) tough call.
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
I notice Keeley Hazell has all but one vote.
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
johansen vs. ricci is not fair. i love them both too much.
this is so embarrassingly seeded that i refuse to even vote in this one
farging halle berry a four seed...just start the whole tournament over
wah.
Quote from: phattymatty on March 31, 2008, 11:14:59 PM
johansen vs. ricci is not fair. i love them both too much.
I felt that way too. Natural beauty took the crown, but I still think Ricci would be more fun to bone.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 11:50:00 AM
this is so embarrassingly seeded that i refuse to even vote in this one
farging halle berry a four seed...just start the whole tournament over
IGY, what do you want to team of professional seeders to come in for a make believe tournament...I mean..are you really that affected by this? Your the only one that has now trashed every bracket
Put a picture of your girlfriend up so I can seed her
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 27, 2008, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on March 27, 2008, 01:05:35 PM
Yes, 4 regions, and seeded. However, the seedings will be randomized.
no way you can randomize them....you cant have say halle and scarlett go in round one
im not saying you have to take input on the seeds...do them on your own...of course people will bitch but you should be able to avoid obvious early matchups that shouldnt take place
IGY says hello.
that was before i knew your father in law would be doing them
Not even close. Just some buddy of mine. I'll concede that his tastes don't reflect mine, but I'm not going to cry about it. I think it adds to the fun...
Halle vs. Erin LOL
halle being a four is way more agregious than halle vs erin
halle >>>>>> x infinity erin
That's racism.
you cant really compare a generic hot white chick to a hot black chick in the mind of a price georges county white guy who wishes he was black
Quote from: MDS on April 01, 2008, 06:06:39 PM
you cant really compare a generic hot white chick to a hot black chick in the mind of a price georges county white guy who wishes he was black
pretty much
and im still trying to reconcile halle being a four seed
shaddup' and vote you big crybaby.
10 years ago halle is an automatic 1. now she is a solid 3-4. she just had a kid, things are starting to sag and the plastic surgery is beginning to rear its phony head.
plus, she's black
i have to stay true to the game and id be going against everything i believe in if i voted in this bracket and round...its just too much to handle
Quote from: MDS on April 01, 2008, 06:47:29 PM
10 years ago halle is an automatic 1. now she is a solid 3-4. she just had a kid, things are starting to sag and the plastic surgery is beginning to rear its phony head.
is this opposite day in the jewish religion?
halle is way hotter today than ten years ago and even preggers is badder than anyone in this field
(http://www.newchatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/halle_berry_pregnant.jpg)
just a few years ago in bond >>>>> now
(http://www.moviesonline.ca/celebrity/photos/Halle-Berry.jpg)
Other than the fact that she's not prego in the Bond film, there doesn't seem to be much difference to me.
well there's the dyke haircut in the Bond pic, and the boobs are much more pillowy in the preggo shot..
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 01, 2008, 06:57:39 PM
Other than the fact that she's not prego in the Bond film, there doesn't seem to be much difference to me.
yeah it is, those babies are coming together in that blue dress. At least one cup size, maybe two.
Quote from: Diomedes on April 01, 2008, 06:58:33 PM
well there's the dyke haircut in the Bond pic, and the boobs are much more pillowy in the preggo shot..
bingo...the butchy hair had to go and always held her back...the minute she went long she went goat
Gee, ya don't think those sweater kittens are getting bigger because she's PREGO, do ya? I wasn't just talking about her belly.
The point is that she doesn't look like she's aged a day between then and now and if she weren't prego right now, it'd be damn hard to tell the difference between a current photo and one from 5 years ago.....dyke haircut excluded. Besides, did it ever occur to yous that she had a dyke haircut for the movie because that's what the director/producer wanted?
SHE HAS A PENIS.
she can have mine.
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)
8. catherine bell (US actress)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)
4. halle berry (US actress)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)
10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)
Easy-Read:
1. Jessica Alba (US actress)16. Cristina Scabbia (Irish Goth Singer)
8. catherine bell (US actress)9. Jessica Simpson (US singer)
5. Jenna Haze (US porn star)
12. Shannon Elizabeth (US actress)4. halle berry (US actress)13. Erin Andrews (Sports reporter)
6. scarlett johansson (US actress)11. christina ricci (US actress)
3. Alyson Hannigan (US actress)
14. Keeley Hazell (UK Page 3 Girl)7. Beyonce (US singer)10. Monica Bellucci (Italian actress)
2. Jessica Biel (US actress)15. Isla Fisher (Australian actress)
Quote from: MDS on April 01, 2008, 06:47:29 PM
10 years ago halle is an automatic 1. now she is a solid 3-4. she just had a kid, things are starting to sag and the plastic surgery is beginning to rear its phony head.
Simply put... You have no farging idea of what you're talking about. Halle is the baddest thing walking this earth.
Good day, dumb mothafarga.
Everyone who votes against Jenna Haze should have their votes disqualified.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 02, 2008, 09:32:49 AM
Everyone who votes against Jenna Haze should have their votes disqualified.
Goddamnit, GF... you said you were gonna change the farging locks after he left!
Quote from: rjs246 on April 02, 2008, 09:32:49 AM
Everyone who votes against Jenna Haze should have their votes disqualified.
I didn't vote against her. I voted for Shannon Elizabeth because she's hot as balls.
Anal sex on film dude. WITH A CHICK!
That's umpossible.
There's no doubt at all that Jenna Haze would be a better, dirtier, filthier farg than Shannon Elizabeth. And Jenna is fine as hell. But when talking solely about looks, Jenna Haze falls a bit short in comparison.
I've only ever seen her butthole so I can't properly comment.
For all we know Shannon Elizabeth could be the freakiest bitch in the universe. Hell, she might even farg you, Sassy.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 02, 2008, 11:56:09 AM
There's no doubt at all that Jenna Haze would be a better, dirtier, filthier farg than Shannon Elizabeth. And Jenna is fine as hell. But when talking solely about looks, Jenna Haze falls a bit short in comparison.
Well, your voting criteria can be based on either looks or fargability, so it's your call.
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 02, 2008, 12:03:08 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 02, 2008, 11:56:09 AM
There's no doubt at all that Jenna Haze would be a better, dirtier, filthier farg than Shannon Elizabeth. And Jenna is fine as hell. But when talking solely about looks, Jenna Haze falls a bit short in comparison.
Well, your voting criteria can be based on either looks or fargability, so it's your call.
I'm looking at it strictly from a physical aspect. It's a "babeness" bracket. If it was voting on which chick I want to farg more, then I'd take other things into consideration. When picking between 2 chicks, I'm just going with which one I'd prefer to have as arm candy. Nothing more, nothing less.
Only reason Jenna Haze is in this thing is because she'd take it in the ear hole.
Which is valid really but aren't there plenty of hot porn chicks to choose from? Is Jenna Haze the hottest chick in porn right now?
Quote from: Phanatic on April 02, 2008, 12:11:12 PM
Is Jenna Haze the hottest chick in porn right now?
No. But she's probably one of the dirtiest. Belladonna is the queen slut though. That bitch will pretty much do anything.
So she's in it because she's the hottest take it anywhere chick in porn then...
there are alot more attractive chicks in porn than jenna haze. but there is something about her, she talks like a total slut face on camera. physically shes not too special, but her actions on camera overshadow all that.
She's got that special "do anything type of whore" quality about her that many women strive for, but very few achieve.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 02, 2008, 12:12:48 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on April 02, 2008, 12:11:12 PM
Is Jenna Haze the hottest chick in porn right now?
No. But she's probably one of the dirtiest. Belladonna is the queen slut though. That bitch will pretty much do anything.
Awesome:
(http://boingboing.net/images/blog-20070427_5.jpg)
#1 seed in next year's tournament, fo sho
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This is fun. waaay too many of my Fav's got put right next to each other, but I guess that is the way these things go.
Also, what is this obsession with Erin Andrews?
She is an average looking tall white girl with big tits.
Hasn't anyone been to Minnesota beofre? She looks like a housewife and not a very spectacular one at that.
Why is this getting your white, middle-aged boners half-full? (http://mrsunshinevegas.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/andrews.jpg)
(http://images.ramblinracket.com/images/admin/ErinAndrews.jpg)
Quote from: Rome on April 02, 2008, 11:54:38 AM
That's umpossible.
Jenna Haze and Belladonna did a porn that basically had Belladonna being used as a pair of gloves, guess what the mitts were.
Belladonna is super hot in person by the way, and a ridiculously sexy stripper.
just google search Jenna Haze double fists Belladonna
I must be waaayyyyyy behind here, I haven't ever heard of Jenna Haze or Belladonna. But after reading these last two pages, thats gonna' change.
youre not alone
Quote from: methdeez on April 02, 2008, 07:00:30 PMAlso, what is this obsession with Erin Andrews?
She is an average looking tall white girl with big tits.
Hasn't anyone been to Minnesota beofre? She looks like a housewife and not a very spectacular one at that.
(http://mrsunshinevegas.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/andrews.jpg)
lol
the pic with hairspray and "I need to fart" expression kills