per garagano on wip
ha, no wonder Andy was dodging that question like the plague yesterday
however...Andy made the concession yesterday that in order for them to get a wide receiver that they would have to do something and Howard was trying to make him say that Spikes was the one on the chopping block because he had a cap number of 5.1, maybe this means something is about to happen
most likely thats what it is
what if this also means the impossible might happen...a first round linebacker draft pick
Starting trio is now Gocong/Bradley/Gaither?
Ew.
Well...farg.
I don't like this move.
But at least it gets Gaither back to WIL where he belongs. And it looks like all the talk about Bradley playing middle is going to come true.
Or, maybe they actually go LB in the first round now. Anyone worthy at the #19 pick?
Quote from: Munson on March 06, 2008, 02:36:36 PM
Or, maybe they actually go LB in the first round now. Anyone worthy at the #19 pick?
No way. Its OL or DL with the #1 pick. Book it.
wow, thought he'd make it to camp at least
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 06, 2008, 02:35:42 PM
what if this also means the impossible might happen...a first round linebacker draft pick
Probably not.
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on March 06, 2008, 02:46:39 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 06, 2008, 02:35:42 PM
what if this also means the impossible might happen...a first round linebacker draft pick
Probably not.
youre probably right but id spew everywhere if they took keith rivers
I didn't think Spikes was worth $5 million but I would have liked to seen him back.
I think they could still re-sign Spikes after they land a WR. He wasn't worth that 5 million. I mean he played okay, but not much more than that.
Definitely can be replaced.
He was still their best/most experienced LB. That's kind of hard to throw away.
Hopefully this means they're close to a deal for Fitz or Roy. Or CJ.
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 06, 2008, 02:50:19 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on March 06, 2008, 02:46:39 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 06, 2008, 02:35:42 PM
what if this also means the impossible might happen...a first round linebacker draft pick
Probably not.
youre probably right but id spew everywhere if they took keith rivers
You'd spew in a BAD way, right? Sorry, there's a lot of jack-off talk going on, and I just want to be clear.
I smell a Dan Connor disaster on the wind...:paranoid
Don't know about best. That is a tough call. I don't think one clearly outplayed the other. Experience is overrated too IMO. Ruud on Tampa played great as a rookie. If you can play you can play. We just have to hope Bradley can.
if they intended to cut Spikes, they could have considered Vilma.
Oh I forgot, linebackers are not a important for the Eagles....neither is WR or punt/kick returner.
No team was willing to offer a 2nd rounder for Vilma, apparently. So, you have to wonder what the issue is there.
Akeem Jordan :crazy
I guess the Eagles are going back to the playoffs next year.
(http://www.nationalmint.com/eShop/products/zamundasmall.jpg)
LINK to announcement on PE.com (http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/news/Story.asp?story_id=15199)
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 06, 2008, 03:13:10 PM
I guess the Eagles are going back to the playoffs next year.
Yes, because Takeo Spikes was what makes or breaks this team as a playoff team.
When you think garbage, think of Akeem!
spikes wasn't a difference-maker....the only thing that will be missed is his experience since the rest of the lb's are young.
if this frees up some $$$ that winds up getting used on fitz or roy williams, :crazy
Yes, PG...and you totally missed the point of my post.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 06, 2008, 03:14:55 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 06, 2008, 03:13:10 PM
I guess the Eagles are going back to the playoffs next year.
Yes, because Takeo Spikes was what makes or breaks this team as a playoff team.
You missed the joke.
Yup, I sure did.
Hand me a dunce cap and call it a day.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 06, 2008, 03:19:57 PM
Hand me a dunce cap and call it a day.
Have you been listening to WIP today, by any chance?
No, I didn't ask for a gun.
Spikes will be on with Eskin soon
I hope he finds some time to say things just to piss off Philly fans.
Something like the Eagles aren't commited to winning and don't value veteran leadership?
In two years when he retires he'll be on DNL and WIP all the time saying how much he loved playing in and for Philly.
Wow, didn't see this coming. Can't help but wonder what they plan on using the extra cap space on. Fitz/Williams/CJ or extra lining in the FO's pockets?
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 06, 2008, 03:29:11 PM
Wow, didn't see this coming. Can't help but wonder what they plan on using the extra cap space on. Fitz/Williams/CJ or extra lining in the FO's pockets?
Hopefully the first thing.
If not, give it to Westbrook.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 06, 2008, 03:29:11 PM
Wow, didn't see this coming. Can't help but wonder what they plan on using the extra cap space on. Fitz/Williams/CJ or extra lining in the FO's pockets?
11 year extension to Stewart Bradley
Quote from: Wingspan on March 06, 2008, 03:30:45 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 06, 2008, 03:29:11 PM
Wow, didn't see this coming. Can't help but wonder what they plan on using the extra cap space on. Fitz/Williams/CJ or extra lining in the FO's pockets?
11 year extension to Chris Gocong
YES!
GCobb's take:
QuoteAnthony Gargano of 610-WIP just reported that the Eagles have released veteran linebacker Takeo Spikes. That frees up $5 million dollars and could be a preliminary move to something positive. This doesn't surprise me at all and was something I was expecting.
I think this is the first shoe to drop. I thought they would have cut Spikes if the Cardinals had agreed to trade Larry Fitzgerald to them. If they had given Randy Moss nearly $10 million dollars a year, they would have cut that price in half by cutting Spikes and saving $5 million dollars.
The cutting of Spikes means 2nd year backer Stewart Bradley will be moved to the middle as the starter and Omar Gaither will be moved to the weakside linebacker spot. This makes the Birds younger at the linebacker positions, bigger and more physical in the middle and better. It was a good move.
Remember that in the pecking order, the Birds want to acquire Larry Fitzgerald. If they don't get Fitzgerald then Roy Williams is the guy. If not Williams then Chad Johnson of the Bengals is next in line.
Quote from: Wingspan on March 06, 2008, 03:30:45 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 06, 2008, 03:29:11 PM
Wow, didn't see this coming. Can't help but wonder what they plan on using the extra cap space on. Fitz/Williams/CJ or extra lining in the FO's pockets?
11 year extension to Stewart Bradley
It should have been so obvious.
my dad just called and said that Eskin (yes, my father listens to WIP....and I haven't ousted him from the family) is blabbing that the Eagles have like no cap space and this just freed up enough to get them to sign some of the younger guys and rookies...and that the numbers on the internet are BS.
WTF is he TALKING about?
How could they even have sniffed at Randy Moss with no cap space?
For the first time in a while I'm excited about the Eagles young LB core. Gaither is much more suited for WIL, and Bradley may prove to be a force in the middle. If Gocong improves at all....nice.
No more Barry Gardners and Quentin Cavers...
since spring of 2004 when they traded for TO and drafted andrews how many difference makers has this team aquired
i count one: trent cole
tell me im missing someone because if not thats four full years and one impact player
thats what this move means to me...not that hes gonna be a huge loss because he wasnt that good but the fact that once again they brought a player in who did nothing
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 06, 2008, 03:33:51 PM
my dad just called and said that Eskin (yes, my father listens to WIP....and I haven't ousted him from the family) is blabbing that the Eagles have like no cap space and this just freed up enough to get them to sign some of the younger guys and rookies...and that the numbers on the internet are BS.
WTF is he TALKING about?
How could they even have sniffed at Randy Moss with no cap space?
hes shilling for his favorite front office again..to be fair tho he did say that if they had acquired moss they would have had to make cuts....which is why this move probably means a big time wr is coming in
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 06, 2008, 03:36:09 PM
since spring of 2004 when they traded for TO and drafted andrews how many difference makers has this team aquired
i count one: trent cole
An argument could be made for Kevin Curtis, even though he's pasty white.
Obviously, the assumption is that Asante Samuel is a difference-maker, but we won't know until he does something in an Eagles uniform. He certainly made a difference for the Eagles last year, though.
Quote from: NGM on March 06, 2008, 03:31:49 PM
GCobb's take:
QuoteAnthony Gargano of 610-WIP just reported that the Eagles have released veteran linebacker Takeo Spikes. That frees up $5 million dollars and could be a preliminary move to something positive. This doesn't surprise me at all and was something I was expecting.
I think this is the first shoe to drop. I thought they would have cut Spikes if the Cardinals had agreed to trade Larry Fitzgerald to them. If they had given Randy Moss nearly $10 million dollars a year, they would have cut that price in half by cutting Spikes and saving $5 million dollars.
The cutting of Spikes means 2nd year backer Stewart Bradley will be moved to the middle as the starter and Omar Gaither will be moved to the weakside linebacker spot. This makes the Birds younger at the linebacker positions, bigger and more physical in the middle and better. It was a good move.
Remember that in the pecking order, the Birds want to acquire Larry Fitzgerald. If they don't get Fitzgerald then Roy Williams is the guy. If not Williams then Chad Johnson of the Bengals is next in line.
Tell you what....if something like this doesn't happen, GCobb should be John Bolaris'ed out of the city.
QuoteEAGLES CUT SPIKES
When we mentioned on Saturday that Eagles linebacker Takeo Spikes wasn't on the depth chart any longer and inferred that this could be a sign that the Eagles might be dumping him at some point in the future, Eagles web guy Dave Sparado called us "absurd" and "stupid" and "incontinent." (Okay, we're exaggerating. He didn't call us stupid.)
Regardless, Spikes is now no longer an Eagle.
According to Adam Schefter of NFL Network and our friends at WIP radio in Philly, Spikes have been cut.
The move creates an immediate $5 million in cap space.
Spikes was traded with quarterback Kelly Holcomb and a late-round pick from the Bills to the Eagles in 2007 for defensive tackle Darwin Walker, who eventually was traded to the Bears. None of the three players currently is under contract with any NFL team.
Fantastic.
So when Dave adds Roy Williams to the roster before the eagles trade for him, i can shtein my pants in happiness?
Quote from: Munson on March 06, 2008, 03:44:21 PM
So when Dave adds Roy Williams to the roster before the eagles trade for him, i can shtein my pants in happiness?
Didn't that happen with Warrick Dunn or someone before?
Honestly, the depth chart thing meant nothing. He was taken off because he was on IR. They messed up by not updating it all around when they put on Samuel as the starting LCB.
But still, I don't mind PFT claiming victory over Spadaro.
Quote from: Munson on March 06, 2008, 03:44:21 PM
So when Dave adds Roy Williams to the roster before the eagles trade for him, i can shtein my pants in happiness?
Tell you what sport, why don't you head on over and keep refreshing the depth chart and let us know if there are any changes.
Quotesince spring of 2004 when they traded for TO and drafted andrews how many difference makers has this team aquired
i count one: trent cole
tell me im missing someone because if not thats four full years and one impact player
I was thinking the same thing yesterday, they really haven't they have drafted some solid players, but that is it. That is why I would like to see them take someone like Desean Jackson. This team has quite a few solid players but they don't really have many difference makers. On offense they have on Westbrook, at this point McNabb is not. Defensively the addition of Samuel is probably makes it 2 with Cole. And Cole is pushing it.
Quote from: Cerevant on March 06, 2008, 03:46:38 PM
Quote from: Munson on March 06, 2008, 03:44:21 PM
So when Dave adds Roy Williams to the roster before the eagles trade for him, i can shtein my pants in happiness?
Tell you what sport, why don't you head on over and keep refreshing the depth chart and let us know if there are any changes.
Sure thing, dad!
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 06, 2008, 03:45:26 PM
Quote from: Munson on March 06, 2008, 03:44:21 PM
So when Dave adds Roy Williams to the roster before the eagles trade for him, i can shtein my pants in happiness?
Didn't that happen with Warrick Dunn or someone before?
They had set up a profile for him so that it was ready to be linked to as soon as he signed on the dotted line, which never happened. Unfortunately, they didn't wait to post it online, so someone found it before they had a link to it. Hilarious.
A similar thing happened on the mobile version of the page with the final cut list last year.
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 06, 2008, 03:51:06 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 06, 2008, 03:45:26 PM
Quote from: Munson on March 06, 2008, 03:44:21 PM
So when Dave adds Roy Williams to the roster before the eagles trade for him, i can shtein my pants in happiness?
Didn't that happen with Warrick Dunn or someone before?
They had set up a profile for him so that it was ready to be linked to as soon as he signed on the dotted line, which never happened. Unfortunately, they didn't wait to post it online, so someone found it before they had a link to it. Hilarious.
A similar thing happened on the mobile version of the page with the final cut list last year.
yup, I remember it. It was farging HILARIOUS.
:-D
So Akeem, is there anything you would like to say to TKO as he leaves and you battle for his WIL spot?
"Yes! Yes! In the face!"
What're you doing man? It's halftime.
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 06, 2008, 03:51:06 PMThey had set up a profile for him so that it was ready to be linked to as soon as he signed on the dotted line, which never happened. Unfortunately, they didn't wait to post it online, so someone found it before they had a link to it. Hilarious.
That was back when they had the highly-secure system for player bios where the IDs at the end of the URL were consecutive.....
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101....McNabb
102....Westbrook
103....Dunn
104...Todd Pinks....hey! wait a minute....
Can I take back my post of the Akeem coin? A "Coming to America" quotes thread could be most cumbersome.
I'm a goat herder.
I was Joan of Ark in a former life.
IGY kind of reminds me of the main barber.
"Everytime we talk about boxin a white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano out of his ass. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano!"
you very much remind me of the louie anderson character...
Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
Overly sarcastic food service worker? Yeah that sounds about right actually. Except I'm not overweight and I work at a restaurant.
They have the golden arches...We have the golden arcs. They've got the Big Mac, We've got the Big Mic.
Quote from: Munson on March 06, 2008, 04:29:12 PM
Except I'm not overweight and I work at a restaurant.
I am Munson.
It's nice to meet you, Munson.
I have recently been placed in charge of garbage. Do you have any that requires disposal?
No. It's totally empty.
When it fills up, call me. I will take it out most urgently.
That's good to know.
When you think of garbage, think of Munson.
I already used that quote on page 3, SD.
C'mon man, we had a good thing goin.
Actually it was page 2, and I modified to make it better
I feel like every time Munson or Reese posts, threads turn to shtein before our very eyes.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 06, 2008, 04:54:07 PM
I feel like every time Munson or Reese posts, threads turn to shtein before our very eyes.
if you were in a room with IGY, Reese, and Munson...and they were all about to post on CF and you had a gun but it only had 2 bullets, who do you shoot
and don't say yourself twice
the doorknob that was locked to let me out.
and then find the farg who put me in that room and put a bullet in his head too.
Hey, I wasn't the one talking about jacking off in the other thread.
Can it PG.
YES! YES! farg YOU TOO!
STEWART!
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 06, 2008, 05:00:36 PM
the doorknob that was locked to let me out.
and then find the farg who put me in that room and put a bullet in his head too.
boooooooo!
I think technically she killed you Sun, since you were kind of the one that put her in that room with your scenario.
I definitely expected this move. I'm glad Gaither will move back to his best position IMO. I expect if he starts all 16 games at WIL, he'll account for at least 6 turnovers. Bradley is a bigger, more physical LB, who might be better suited at MLB.
If this defense can apply pressure to the QB next year, there will definitely be more turnovers.
First Trot and now Spikes.
The eagles should start a rest-home for slow, over-the-hill MLB's.
Also, I predict that they resign him.
wow someone is a huge omar gaither fan
next year at this time when all the fans are wondering why the eagles never properly address the LB position someone like spadaro will tell us "well the eagles have addressed the LB position every yr....they traded for spikes..."
ha...pretty much
Quote from: Magical_Retard on March 06, 2008, 07:40:13 PM
next year at this time when all the fans are wondering why the eagles never properly address the LB position someone like spadaro will tell us "well the eagles have addressed the LB position every yr....they traded for spikes..."
They did address the LB position almost every year. They were just very bad at judging talent at that position, just like WR. TKO was a physical LB and helped the run defense last year, but that's about it. He wasn't worth $5 mill.
one less washed up overpaid vet around the better. spikes didn't do anything spectacular. it still leaves me a bad feeling in the gut when i look at our linebackers. fargin pathetic. i really hope they get a vet to come in at LB, they need someone please.
i'd still much rather see them get a WR though
1. This angers me because it leaves them with no experience there. Spikes was starting to play well last year once he had the defense down.
2. Bradley in the middle is better than Gaither in the middle. OG is a WIL LB and thats about it. I'd prefer him there than the nickel for sure.
3. Maybe Spikes will come back at a lower salary?
4. If this leads to them trading for a guy, then I am all for it. But I don't buy it because;
They could have acquired the WR and signed him to a new deal before cutting Spikes. They are not scraping the bottom of the cap here like Washington where bonuses need to be converted and guys need to be cut in order to free up room.
But if I am wrong and they somehow, miraculously, acquire Williams, Fitz or Ocho....I'm going to turn my frown upside down.
its not like the eagles are desperate for the cap space.
i get the feeling they are just promoting bradely like they did gocong. not because he deserves it but because they drafted him and they feel like they should promote him.
Quote from: Magical_Retard on March 06, 2008, 09:46:55 PM
i get the feeling they are just promoting bradely like they did gocong. not because he deserves it but because they drafted him and they feel like they should promote him.
[banner/eskin/spadaro] look at how many draft picks they have starting[spadaro/eskin/banner]
Well another year worrying about the Line Backers... what a surprise. Though Gacong was much better then I thought he would be last year.... which means my expectations were pretty low.
i wonder if they approached TKO asking him to take a pay cut. it would be nice to have guys on the team like that. you know, guys who want to win
Quote from: mussa on March 06, 2008, 10:28:30 PM
i wonder if they approached TKO asking him to take a pay cut. it would be nice to have guys on the team like that. you know, guys who want to win
he was on eskin yesterday and confirmed this...first day of free agency they brought it up with him...
also great point about having guys on your team with that huge desire to win...that have that dog in them as trot says...gocong is a pile of mush and gaither is calm...bradley well see...but especially at linebacker you need crazy men...thats what spikes was and its what this team has been purged of over the last five six years...it scares me to think what happens when dawk leaves....everyone left is either vanilla or pissed about their contract
I heard that TKO was approached for a pay cut and he turned them down, so they released him.
Anybody interested in purchasing 1 yr old, hardly worn, Takeo Spikes green replica jersey?
Meh
Quote from: mikey418 on March 07, 2008, 08:28:14 AM
Anybody interested in purchasing 1 yr old, hardly worn, Takeo Spikes green replica jersey?
What color? How much? Will you trade straight up for a black Kearse jersey?
I have a youth large size Kearse jersey if anyone wants it for their kid.
:boom
Someone of significance needs to take his number so I can get it renamed.
you havent grown out of that thing yet?
Dave's take! (http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/news/Story.asp?story_id=15200&spadaro=1)
I think I stopped growing in 6th grade.
TKO used to be a heard nosed linebacker, last year proved he's either lost most of that or he hasn't adjusted to this amazing "system" we have. im thinking he's gone soft from the injuries.
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 07, 2008, 09:31:15 AM
Dave's take! (http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/news/Story.asp?story_id=15200&spadaro=1)
QuoteBradley, who was just a beast in the middle late last year, knows the SAM position as well.
(http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2006/10/19/mug-bradley.jpg)
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 07, 2008, 09:31:38 AM
I think I stopped growing in 6th grade.
but at least you enjoy your job at the chocolate factory, right?
<--------- trying real hard to not pick apart and murder daves linebacker article
The four remaining linebackers combined make less than $2M. Anyone looking for any sort of insight deeper than that is wasting his time. This move was about saving cash, period.
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 07, 2008, 09:57:29 AM
<--------- trying real hard to not pick apart and murder daves linebacker article
<--------- Knows there's no way you can resist.
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 07, 2008, 09:57:29 AM
<--------- trying real hard to not pick apart and murder daves linebacker article
Please do it. I can't wait to hear if you feel Akeem Jordan is ready to get in and compete at WIL.
Why would anyone be pissed off at the PR flunky's take? What the farg is he supposed to say? Good God.
Quote from: Rome on March 07, 2008, 10:08:06 AM
Why would anyone be pissed off at the PR flunky's take? What the farg is he supposed to say? Good God.
the same people that would get furious at andy reid on the radio....idiot wip listeners
STOOPIDZ!
:-D
I don't think IGY's pissed about this one. He just is trying to avoid wasting his time pointing out the obvious gaps in Spadaro's logic.
it actually angers me more than you could ever know...but im trying to be good for once....so i dont have to hear a thousand replies of this...
Quote from: Rome on March 07, 2008, 10:08:06 AM
Why would anyone be pissed off at the PR flunky's take? What the farg is he supposed to say? Good God.
Here at :CF, it's better let the Spadaro hate flow whenever you like than to bottle it in.
Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you. ...
spadaro leads to hate, hate leads to fear, fear leads to the dark side
I just think it's hilarious that anyone would get pissed off at Dave farging Spadaro. It's like getting pissed off at Ronald McDonald because your french fries were cold.
no it would be like getting cold fries and then ronald mcdonald telling you not only are they not cold they are the best fries weve ever served
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 07, 2008, 08:25:05 AM
....everyone left is either vanilla or pissed about their contract
I know you're mainly talking about the linebackers and I agree for the most part, but I really like how Cole and Bunkley fit into this. They both really care, you can tell. Bunkley probably won't reach the stud pro bowl status like Cole is/will but having two badass guys on your DL for 5+ more years looks good.
i mean i wasnt being literal in that i think there are ZERO players that care but there are very few and even the ones who do care dont seem like leaders to me
actually care isnt even the right word...its that extra something...only a few have it now...the team has been neatly shaped and formed into exactly what andy wants it to be...which is basically 53 mormons
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 07, 2008, 02:36:18 PM
no it would be like getting cold fries and then ronald mcdonald telling you not only are they not cold they are the best fries weve ever served
That works too. Either way it's still ridiculous.
Spadaro's a known team flunky. You should know what your going to get before you even read the article. If you want someone to tell you everything's gonna be alright then at least you know where to go...
Ever find a McDonald's french fry under your car seat days/weeks/months after you last ate there and wonder why it still doesn't have a spec of mold on it yet?
Mold is scared shteinless of Mickey D's. Well, other than their bathrooms, anyway.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 07, 2008, 03:34:08 PM
Ever find a McDonald's french fry under your car seat days/weeks/months after you last ate there and wonder why it still doesn't have a spec of mold on it yet?
There actually is mold on it, but if you hold your nose and swallow it quick... you can't even taste it.
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 07, 2008, 03:44:59 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 07, 2008, 03:34:08 PM
Ever find a McDonald's french fry under your car seat days/weeks/months after you last ate there and wonder why it still doesn't have a spec of mold on it yet?
There actually is mold on it, but if you hold your nose and swallow it quick... you can't even taste it.
ha...this is true
Didn't any of you people see "Supersize me"?
I've seen it start to finish no less than 10 times. For some reason, I find it very entertaining.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 07, 2008, 04:12:22 PM
Didn't any of you people see "Supersize me"?
not sure i should admit this but i saw it in the theater....excellent doc
I was shocked that completely stuffing yourself with McDonalds' fattiest foods for 3 meals a day while not exercising led to rapid and unhealthy weight gain.
Quote from: Wingspan on March 07, 2008, 04:24:02 PM
I was shocked that completely stuffing yourself with McDonalds' fattiest foods for 3 meals a day while not exercising led to rapid and unhealthy weight gain.
The thing that was most impressive was that his liver was pickling.
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 07, 2008, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on March 07, 2008, 04:24:02 PM
I was shocked that completely stuffing yourself with McDonalds' fattiest foods for 3 meals a day while not exercising led to rapid and unhealthy weight gain.
The thing that was most impressive was that his liver was pickling.
That's good if you're an alcoholic though, right? Must be why drunks and whinos hang out at Mickey D's all the time.
i thought the impressive part was that it caused you to not want to have sex
I used to work with a woman who ate McDonald's food for breakfast and lunch. She would have two egg mcmuffins for breakfast and then have a quarter pounder with fries and a diet coke for lunch. Every day. Like clockwork. Amazingly enough, she had an ass the size of Texas and could never understand why she had trouble losing weight.
Seriously.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 07, 2008, 04:29:28 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 07, 2008, 04:27:35 PM
The thing that was most impressive was that his liver was pickling.
That's good if you're an alcoholic though, right? Must be why drunks and whinos hang out at Mickey D's all the time.
Actually, it's very similar to what alcohol does to it. So, eating a bunch of McD's and drinking a bunch of booze is a double-banger on your liver.
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 07, 2008, 04:29:48 PM
i thought the impressive part was that it caused you to not want to have sex
Even better was that his girlfriend basically said flat-out that his boners weren't as raging as before.
Like 10 years ago McDonalds had .39 cheeseburgers on Tuesdays. I used to eat the shtein out of those fargers.
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 07, 2008, 04:29:48 PM
i thought the impressive part was that it caused you to not want to have sex
I'm impressed by that because to me, that seems like a benefit. If you eat Mickey D's 3x a day and get all fat and nasty and disgusting, then 2 things are certain:
1. People won't want to have sex with you because you smell like big macs and hot fudge sundaes.
2. There isn't a chance in hell you will ever find your happy parts ever again.
So the fact that your sex drive goes to hell is a benefit because you don't have to worry about getting laid or even rubbing one out in lieu of getting laid ever again.
I heard Spikes eats at McDonald's all the time.
Quote from: Rome on March 07, 2008, 04:30:50 PM
I used to work with a woman who ate McDonald's food for breakfast and lunch. She would have two egg mcmuffins for breakfast and then have a quarter pounder with fries and a diet coke for lunch. Every day. Like clockwork. Amazingly enough, she had an ass the size of Texas and could never understand why she had trouble losing weight.
Seriously.
Why?
Those extra 300 calories are a killer.
Quote from: Rome on March 07, 2008, 04:35:01 PM
I heard Spikes eats at McDonald's all the time.
Nice attempt at getting back on topic!
Now go to the storm cellar before you get sucked up into the twister.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on March 07, 2008, 04:34:30 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 07, 2008, 04:29:48 PM
i thought the impressive part was that it caused you to not want to have sex
I'm impressed by that because to me, that seems like a benefit. If you eat Mickey D's 3x a day and get all fat and nasty and disgusting, then 2 things are certain:
1. People won't want to have sex with you because you smell like big macs and hot fudge sundaes.
2. There isn't a chance in hell you will ever find your happy parts ever again.
So the fact that your sex drive goes to hell is a benefit because you don't have to worry about getting laid or even rubbing one out in lieu of getting laid ever again.
That might be a benefit to you, but thats depressing as hell to me. Im lookin for Hoyda
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 07, 2008, 04:41:29 PM
Quote from: Rome on March 07, 2008, 04:35:01 PM
I heard Spikes eats at McDonald's all the time.
Nice attempt at getting back on topic!
Now go to the storm cellar before you get sucked up into the twister.
I beat the farg out of that tornado with my measuring tape.
Quote from: Rome on March 07, 2008, 04:30:50 PM
I used to work with a woman who ate McDonald's food for breakfast and lunch. She would have two egg mcmuffins for breakfast and then have a quarter pounder with fries and a diet coke for lunch. Every day. Like clockwork. Amazingly enough, she had an ass the size of Texas and could never understand why she had trouble losing weight.
Seriously.
god i love these people. it's like watching that snl gap skit when chris farley is in drag. "AAAAND a DIET coke. I'm watching my weight. yah-ha-ha. *chomp*"
Is it bad that I can already see Dave's training camp blogs now? It's the same process every year for those couple guys the FO is trying to play up as the next big thing.
Day 1: Akeem Jordan looked okay today. Is going to need to show more to get in there and compete for the starting job.
Day 2: Jordan had a really bad day today. He really needs to step it up.
Day 3 and on: Yesterday must have been an off day because Jordan is lighting it up today. He's all over the field, making tackles, even had an INT. This guy looks like a real player.
Y'all are confusing Dave's blogs with Phreak's blogs again.
yeah for real....daves blog is universally positive
Quote from: Rome on March 07, 2008, 04:35:01 PM
I heard Spikes eats at McDonald's all the time.
Yes, and this annoyed Andy. Spikes ordered all the $1 double cheeseburgers left, not realizing Andy was in the car behind him, leaving AR shutout. Reid really had no choice in how to deal with him.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 07, 2008, 04:34:01 PM
Like 10 years ago McDonalds had .39 cheeseburgers on Tuesdays. I used to eat the shtein out of those fargers.
oh shtein! those were the days. remember them well.
Your arteries still haven't forgotten.
aye, so http://www.profootballtalk.com/category/rumor-mill/ says spikes might go to the niners....wtf?
yes, you homos gave me grief about us signing m lewis but he did do a decent job last year, but i dunno about spikes.....whats his story? i have add and cant read 8 frickin pages in one sitting
He still has something left in the tank but he's not worth paying $5 million
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 13, 2008, 08:43:24 AM
He still has something left in the tank but he's not worth paying $5 million
which means we'll sign him for 5 mill >:(
is this guy made out of plastic?
Takeo spikes injury history:
Dec 19, 2007 Torn rotator cuff
Dec 16, 2007 Torn rotator cuff
Nov 23, 2007 Hamstring
Oct 26, 2007 Shoulder
Dec 20, 2006 Ankle
Dec 13, 2006 Ankle
Dec 12, 2006 Ankle
Oct 11, 2006 Hamstring
Oct 04, 2006 Hamstring
Sep 27, 2006 Hamstring
Sep 20, 2006 Hamstring
Sep 13, 2006 Hamstring
fyi- signing Spikes means its a lock your team misses the playoffs